Wednesday, January 19, 2011

AS SEEN ON TV: ZZA ZZA GABOR

From the Seattle Post Intelligencer:

Ailing actress Zsa Zsa Gabor is recovering in the hospital after doctors successfully amputated half of her right leg on Friday.

Gabor was forced to lose her leg after a serious gangrene infection spread to her bone.

Surgeons removed the infected part of her limb at Los Angeles' UCLA Ronald Reagan Medical Center on Friday and the operation went without complication.

Gabor is now being monitored closely by medics at the facility.

ZZA ZZA GABOR


AS SEEN ON:
'Saturday Night Live'

AS PLAYED BY:
Victoria Jackson

In October of 1989, in the TV sketch comedy dimension of Skitlandia, Zza Zza Gabor was involved in a breakout from the Chattanooga Women's Correctional Facility which was engineered by fellow inmate Leona Helmsley.

From SNL Transcripts:

Zsa Zsa Gabor:
I can't go on any longer, dahlink!

Leona Helmsley:
You wanna rot in that stinkin' joint?! Keep digging!

Zsa Zsa Gabor:
I'm not made for this type of thing. New York is where I'd rather stay...

Leona Helmesley:
Shut up!

Zsa Zsa Gabor:
I get allergic smelling hay...

Leona Helmesley:
Shut up! And you'd better keep that dog quiet!

Zsa Zsa Gabor:
He can't help it, he's very nervous.

Leona Helmesley:
I'm giving you five seconds to shut that mutt up!

Zsa Zsa Gabor:
Please, Froo Froo! Mommy needs you to be quiet!
[Froo Froo continues to bark nervously; Leona grabs it and shoots it dead]
Froo Froo! Ohh! My little Froo Froo!

All kidding aside, I wish Ms. Gabor the best and that she's well enough to go home to celebrate her 94th birthday in February.....

BCnU......

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