Monday, November 12, 2012

HE'S A GRUMBY, DAMMIT!




During the time spent by the castaways on 'Gilligan's Island' (1964-1978), a lot of people crossed paths with the passengers of S. S. Minnow and its crew.  (For a deserted island, it had a lot of traffic!)  And from April 1967 to October of 1978, we never saw those seven stranded castaways on our TV screens, so who knows how many more visitors arrived on 'Gilligan's Island'?

And perhaps among those unseen arrivals were doppelgangers for Mary Ann, Mrs. Howell, the Professor, and the Skipper.  That's over a decade, so it's pozz'ble, just pozz'ble, it could have happened.  Normally the odds are against it, but in the three years in which we did see them on the island, evil twins for Gilligan, Ginger, and Thurston Howell III showed up:

  • An "ugly duckling" named Eva Grubb was transformed into a dead ringer for Ginger Grant.  She escaped the island with the intent of taking over Ginger's movie career.
  • A crook who looked like Thurston Howell III passed himself off as the only survivor of the shipwreck.  But when he fell overboard from a party yacht, he washed up on the island.
  • Gilligan's doppelganger was the most dangerous, as he was a KGB spy and it was the height of the Cold War.
If a doppelganger of the Skipper ever showed up, almost any modern-day TV character played by Alan Hale, Jr. could be used.  (All of his Western roles would have long been dead, and his character from 'Land Of The Giants' was from Brobdingnag in another dimension.)

Some of them - with "Big" as part of their names - would have caused trouble for the castaways, and others would have been good-natured lunks willing to help the others get off the island - only to see the plan collapse due to Gilligan's bleep-up.

But there was one Alan Hale Jr. character whom I think could have fit right in on 'Gilligan's Island', even though he originated on a drama series - because I believe he was more than just a look-alike, he was the Skipper's actual twin brother! 

Unfortunately, he died before the Skipper set ground on that uncharted desert isle.

A land swindler named Nelson Barclift willingly participated in an insurance scheme, without realizing he was being set up to be the patsy.  A very dead patsy.  (Della Street, the secretary of 'Perry Mason', filed this report as "The Case Of The Bouncing Boomerang".)

In the course of the investigation, Paul Drake discovered that "Nelson Barclift" was not even his real name.  But we were never told what his real name actually was.


The Skipper's real name wasn't used very often on 'Gilligan's Island', but he is listed as "Jonas Grumby".

So why couldn't "Nelson Barclift" actually be a Grumby?  Perhaps even Nelson Grumby (for some reason taking the name Barclift from the real world choreographer Nelson Barclift.)

He had been dead nearly a year before Captain Jonas Grumby and the others on board the S. S. Minnow were caught in a bad storm during a three hour tour.  A three hour tour.  So I don't see why the topic of the Skipper having lost his twin brother should have come up during any of those episodes - except maybe those three previously mentioned which dealt with evil twins.

In those fourteen years on that island, so much of it off-screen, maybe the Skipper finally opened up and told the others about his ne'er-do-well twin brother.  Maybe during one of those group therapy sessions on the beach which we always saw in the closing credits.....

BCnU!


AS SEEN ON TV: ASTA


ASTA

AS SEEN IN:
'The Thin Man'

ADAPTED FROM:
"The Thin Man"

BY:
Dashiell Hammett

PORTRAYED BY:
Asta Junior

TV STATUS:
Multiverse Recastaway
[BookWorld, the Cineverse, Toobworld]

TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time

From Wikipedia:
Asta was the playful pet dog of Nick and Nora Charles, tugging them around town on his walks, hiding from danger, and sniffing out corpses. ("Asta, you're not a terrier, you're a police dog," Nick tells him.) The character later appeared in the sequels "After the Thin Man", "Another Thin Man", "Shadow of the Thin Man", "The Thin Man Goes Home", "Song of the Thin Man", as well as the 1950s television show 'The Thin Man'.

The original character of Asta in Dashiell Hammett's book of "The Thin Man" was not a male Wire-Haired Fox Terrier, but a female Schnauzer. Due to the enormous popularity of the Asta character as played by Skippy, interest in pet terriers skyrocketed. Asta's enduring fame is such that the name is a frequent answer in The New York Times crossword puzzles (crosswordese), in response to clues such as "Thin Man dog" or "Dog star."

Although Skippy played Asta in the first two "Thin Man" films, other terriers, trained by the Weatherwax family and by Frank Inn, took on the role in subsequent films of the series, and in the television show.

O'BSERVATIONS:
Making such a drastic change in Asta -from a female schnauzer to a male fox terrier - would be like changing Jim in "Tom Sawyer" into a white man. (Or into a robot as has been done in an edition of the book.) I wonder how Hammett felt about that. (Probably didn't give a damn so long as the checks kept coming in.....)


BCnU!

Sunday, November 11, 2012

AS SEEN ON TV: GENERAL JAMES MATTIS


The "ASOTV" showcase does its part to honor the veterans......

GENERAL JAMES N. "CHAOS" MATTIS

AS SEEN IN:
'Generation Kill'

PORTRAYED BY:
Robert John Burke

TV STATUS:
Multiversal
[Trueniverse, BookWorld, Toobworld]

TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time

From Wikipedia:
James N. Mattis (born September 8, 1950) is a United States Marine Corps general and the current commander of United States Central Command. Having replaced David Petraeus on August 11, 2010, he previously commanded United States Joint Forces Command from November 9, 2007 to August 2010 and served concurrently as NATO's Supreme Allied Commander Transformation from November 9, 2007 to September 8, 2009. Prior to that, he commanded I Marine Expeditionary Force, United States Marine Forces Central Command, and 1st Marine Division during the Iraq War.

General James Mattis is portrayed by Robert John Burke in the HBO miniseries 'Generation Kill'.


QUOTES:
Actually, it's a lot of fun to fight. You know, it's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right upfront with you, I like brawling.... You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them.
—James Mattis,  Speech in San Diego, 2005

I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.
—James Mattis,  Message to the Iraqi leaders


O'BSERVATIONS:
I guess the reason I chose General Mattis for today's showcase - aside from this being Veterans' Day - is the mention of General Petraeus, who happens to be in the news this week.....

I think we've featured only one other TV character this year who was not only from BookWorld but from the Trueniverse as well.  

Today's entry sort of kicks off a week-long theme - TV characters you might not have realized originated in a book.  (But like I said, General Mattis exists in the real world first and foremost.)


BCnU!

ELECTION 2012 - "IN MEMORIAM"



MACCA RUTLES



GEORGE HARRISON & "THE PIRATE SONG"


I should have featured this on "Talk Like A Pirate Day"



LATE FOR HALLOWEEN


"WEST WING" & OBAMA





A CROSSOVER CLASSIC



"DOCTOR WHO" ON REMEMBRANCE DAY (VETERANS' DAY)


For this Veterans' Day, we kick things off with our weekly 'Doctor Who' content:



Thanks to my brother for pointing out that the old video link was disabled sometime after 4 this morning.  This one is better because it puts into context who the old soldier is.....

Thank you to all the veterans.....

BCnU!