Wednesday, November 3, 2010

THE HAT SQUAD: ROBERT ELLENSTEIN

I no longer do those large-scale "Hat Squad" tributes for everyone who's made their mark in Toobworld - I simply just don't have the time in what passes for a life. But I did want to mark the passing of L.A.-based theater director Robert Ellenstein. (He once mounted a production of "Hamlet" that used only six actors.) Among his films, he appeared in "North By Northwest" and in the fourth 'Star Trek' movie.
In the old days, I would have taken apart his IMDb resume and reassembled it into various categories. But instead, I'll just supply the link to his lengthy list of credits and you can see for yourself how many citizens of Toobworld he's supplied over the years. It's pretty impressive!

But, due to its fan base, I think the roles he might be best remembered for in the future would be those with the 'Star Trek' connections. He appeared in a first season episode of 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' ("Haven", with future 'Prison Break' star Rob Knepper as his son) in which his character was more than happy to follow Betazed tradition and be naked at his son's wedding - since Lwaxana Troi would be in attendance as well.
Any number of his roles from earlier in the Toobworld timeline could be members of Stephen Miller's family tree....
But it would be his appearance as the Federation President in "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" that will probably remain his most viewed performance for decades to come. At least, that's my opinion; I could be wrong, as Dennis Miller used to say.
His President, never named in the movie (although outside Toobworld sources give it as either Hyman Roth or Alistair Fergus), may have been in the last phase of his term in office. In 2286, he presided over the court-martial trials of Admiral Kirk and his companions for causing an intergalactic incident with the Klingon Empire after they hijacked the starship Enterprise.
He would be replaced in the sixth movie, "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country by the Efrosian Ra-ghoratreii at some point before the year 2293.

Good night and may God bless, Mr. Ellenstein.

BCnU......

POST-ELECTION TELEFLUVIA

Serendipiteevee: A D-con blipvert aired just as I discovered I really did have a need for the product.....
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The biggest oversight in the history of 'Saturday Night Live' was that Dick Van Dyke never hosted the show......
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I've seen the first two episodes of 'Sherlock' and it's brilliant! Sadly, I don't see any way it can be incorporated into Earth Prime-Time. However, I may have a really off-the-wall splainin as to where it fits into the TV Multiverse, which would at least give it some company with four other TV series - 'Lost', 'Life On Mars' (the UK version), 'Ashes To Ashes', and 'Madigan'.
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"Celebrity Probation" is a new TV show within Toobworld, courtesy of some cell phone commercial. I don't use cell phones, so the blipvert was a big fail for me. I like the idea of 'Celebrity Probation', though.....
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Woke up with the phrase "Opie Dei" in my head. I googled it and found plenty of references so I'm not original with that. But that's okay, I can still use it for a one-liner near the end of my Toobworld novel. (I really ought to actively pursue getting it published before I over-write it to death.....)
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I watched "Tommy" on Ovation. Must be thirty years at least since I've seen it last. At one time I thought it was the greatest visual explosion ever. Now? A sad mess of beans and soap and chocolate. But Ann-Margeret still looks good writhing about in that mess.

I wonder if the creators of 'Brothers & Sisters' were thinking of the rock opera when they named "Nora Walker" & "Tommy Walker"?
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BCnU!

SPLAININ TO DO: FROM SCRANTON TO BON TEMPS

I think since 'Roseanne' would annually make such a big deal out of the night, Halloween has provided plenty of clever costumes and even plotlines in Toobworld.

But those costumes also turn out to be major sources of Zonks.

This year, we dealt with 'Raising Hope' already and its use of Batman and Robin costumes.

Luckily most of the shows I saw either dealt with costumes based on classic archetypes (Frankenstein's monster, witches, and angels), movies and musicals - or both ("Phantom Of The Opera", "Aliens", and "Rocky Horror Picture Show") or real people (Burt Reynolds, Marilyn Monroe, Justin Bieber, a couple of Gagas, and Peggy Fleming you racist!)

But there was one costume Zonk that was based on a TV show which should have been sharing the same TV dimension as the show that featured the costume: at 'The Office' Halloween party for Dunder-Mifflin in Scranton, Pa, Meredith Palmer was dressed as Sookie Stackhouse, the elfin waitress from 'True Blood', while the costume for Andy Bernard was meant to suggest Sookie's vampire lover, Bill Compton.

There were a couple of other ones for their "Costume Contest" which could have been considered, but "Blackula" (as Michael thought Daryl was) is a movie, "MacGruber" is both from Skitlandia and the movie universe, and Popeye and Olive Oyl are from the Tooniverse, the movie universe, and the comic strip universe - true multiversals.

But it's "Bill and Sookie" that needs the splainin.... I can only figure that with all that has happened over the last three years in Bon Temps, Louisiana, the notoriety of Bill and Sookie must have made the newspapers or some reality show on cable outlet, some kind of true crime investigation.

And that's how both Andy and Meredith learned about the people who inspired their costume choices.

What I want to know is - why was Meredith dressed as Sookie and not Erin? Were we supposed to read something into that?

And before you ask - having Pierce Hawthorne of 'Community' dressed as Captain Kirk of 'Star Trek' was not a Zonk. There's a rational splainin (rational enough for Toobworld anyway) as to why a character from 400 years in Toobworld's future would be known as a TV character today.

BCnU!

How many freakin’ vampires am I supposed to care about?”
Stanley
'The Office'

AS SEEN ON TV: "JAY & GLORIA" OF "MODERN FAMILY"

It's Wednesday!

And that means 'Modern Family' is on TV tonight!

For Halloween, Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa dressed up as Jay and Gloria of 'Modern Family'.....

ED O'NEILL & SOFIA VERGARA
in character as
"JAY AND GLORIA"

AS SEEN ON:
'Live! With Regis and Kelly'

AS PLAYED BY:
Regis Philbin as Ed O'Neill
Kelly Ripa as Sofia Vergara

BCnU!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

TOOBWORLD'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Reality shows fly under my radar; I don't even consider them for Toobworld unless they somehow work themselves into another show's plotline. (Like 'Big Brother' [USA] on 'Yes, Dear'. 'Big Brother' [UK] would work because of 'Dead Set', but that goes into the Zombie TV dimension.)

So when DCI Ian Reed said he was going home to watch 'America's Next Top Model' during the second episode of 'Luther', I remembered that 'The Big Bang Theory' had a plotline in which Howard and Raj tracked down the house where the show's models lived.

It made me wonder how many other shows acknowledge 'America's Next Top Model' as being a TV show in Toobworld. And I was surprised by how many.....

"Six Feet Under: The Dare (#4.7)" (2004)

- Edie says she's been watching too much America's Next Top Model.

"Gilmore Girls: Super Cool Party People (#6.20)" (2006)

- Sookie tells Lorelai, that she wanted to film an audition video for the show.

"Veronica Mars: Welcome Wagon (#3.1)" (2006)
- Parker and Mac are gonna watch "top model"

"Heroes: Chapter Twelve 'Godsend' (#1.12)" (2007/II)

- Zach asks Claire if she's auditioning for America's Next Top Model when she asks him to videotape her by the bridge.

"Shark: Starlet Fever (#1.14)" (2007)
- Julie gets asked to try out for America's Next Top Model.

"Family Guy: No Meals on Wheels (#5.14)" (2007)

- The Griffins watch it on TV

"The King of Queens: China Syndrome, Parts 1 and 2 (#9.12)" (2007)
- Deacon and Danny discuss this show

"Psych: And Down the Stretch Comes Murder (#2.5)" (2007)

- "You forget to Tivo 'America's Net Top Model?'"

"Californication: Pilot (#1.1)" (2007)
- mentioned by Hank

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest (#4.3)" (2008)

- Mentioned by the gang throughout the episode

"The Big Bang Theory: The Panty PiƱata Polarization (#2.7)" (2008)
- Penny turns Leonard, Raj and Howard on to it, causing Howard to try to find the house the models stay in

"Smallville: Turbulence (#8.16)" (2009)

- Mentioned by Chloe

"True Blood: Scratches (#2.3)" (2009)
- Arlene tells Sam that Lisa gave Coby a nose piercing after watching America's Next Top Model.

"Nurse Jackie: Health Care and Cinema (#1.12)" (2009)

- mentioned in dialogue

"Gilmore Girls: Go, Bulldogs! (#7.6)" (2006)
- When Luke comes back from date with Susan, April and Lane are watching ANTM on tv.

Of course, 'Family Guy' belongs in the Tooniverse, so there has to be animated versions of Tyra Banks, Nigel Barker, and all the contestants. 'Smallville' takes place in the 'West Wing' TV dimension; and since the "Godsend" episode of 'Heroes' takes place after the show created its own TV dimension timeline with the "Collision" episode, it also has its own version of the modeling show.

I didn't realize there were that many shows, and I saw most of them. I guess with ANTM being a reality competition show, my mind just blocked it out......

BCnU!

TWIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES

From AOL News:

By Deborah Huso
With cold and flu season upon us again, many of us are wondering just how dangerous this year's viruses are following the swine flu scare of last winter. Yesterday, the Daily Mail Reporter claimed an 18-year-old woman in Kent had died at the King's College Hospital in London following a cold virus infection she had had for only two days.

Danielle Booker reportedly complained of normal cold symptoms accompanied by a headache, and within a day had lost feeling in her hands and legs before falling into unconsciousness. Her virus had apparently spread to her brain, and neurosurgeons were unable to save her.

Could it happen to you?

Unlikely, experts say. Dr. Matt Likavec, a neurosurgeon with the MetroHealth System in Cleveland, told AOL Health that he's never seen a cold or flu virus spread to the brain and that when it happens, it's likely because the patient already had other auto-immune complications.

From "The Big Bang Theory":


Bernadette:
Oh, I take pacts very seriously. One time at my lab, a petri dish of genetically modified super-virus went missing. That day we made a pinky swear never to admit we crossed Ebola with the common cold.

Leonard:

Why the hell would you cross Ebola with the common cold?

Bernadette:

We never did. That would be a terrible, terrible thing......

Just sayin', is all.....

BCnU!

POUNDING TEXAS

"Unusual weather we're having, isn't it?"
The Lion
'The Wizard Of Oz'

AS SEEN ON TV: JIMMY McMILLAN

Today is Election Day. I hope you've done your part and gone out to vote. Of course, I have my own preferences as to how you vote, but the important thing is that you go out and exercise that right to vote.

Otherwise, as the popular argument would have it, the terrorists win.

One of the gubernatorial candidates here in New York State is Jimmy McMillan of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party. He made quite an impression at the debate and I wouldn't be surprised if he inspired a few Halloween costumes on Sunday night.....

JIMMY McMILLAN

AS SEEN ON:
'Saturday Night Live'

AS PLAYED BY:
Kenan Thompson

From Wikipedia:
James McMillan (born 1946), also known as Jimmy Mack, The Black Hulk Hogan, Papa Smurf, Santa Claus on Venus and Rambo, is a martial arts instructor, former postal worker, Vietnam War veteran, perennial candidate, and political activist from Brooklyn, New York. He is best known as the founder of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party, a New York-based political party. McMillan has run for office at least six times since 1993 and is currently running in the New York gubernatorial election, 2010 on the "Rent Is 2 Damn High" line.

During an appearance at a 2010 gubernatorial debate in which McMillan figured prominently, he stated his views on gay marriage, by saying "The Rent Is Too Damn High Party believes that if you want to marry a shoe, I'll marry you." When asked about his stance on the environment, he stated he will bulldoze all the mountains in upstate New York. After the debate, McMillan garnered significant attention from the media.

McMillan was portrayed by Kenan Thompson on Saturday Night Live. McMillan praised the portrayal, saying that "that put me over the top... this election is over. Jimmy gonna win it."

BCnU!

[Because of today's significance, there is no Two for Tuesday theme. This actually means I couldn't find anybody who played Carl Palladino or Andrew Cuomo on TV; both men are also running for NY governor today. And I already showcased David Paterson and Christine O'Donnell this year as well....]

Monday, November 1, 2010

REPORT FROM THE RALLY: "SANITY NOT HANNITY!"

On Saturday, the "Rally To Restore Sanity (and/or Fear)" was held on the Mall in Washington, D.C. Sponsored by Comedy Central, its figureheads were Jon Stewart of 'The Daily Show' and Stephen Colbert of 'The Colbert Report'.

According to CBS, the rally tally estimate was numbered at about 215,000. (Although, as comedian Andy Borowicz posted on Facebook yesterday, the FOX News estimate had the crowd reaching a total of seven.)

One of my dearest and bestest of friends, Ivy, and her husband Gene attended the rally. And she sent me the following report of the day's proceedings:

And now, I turn this post over to Ivy:

I wouldn't have missed this for the world, and having done it, still wouldn't have missed it for the world. Wish we were still there. The vibes were that good. BTW, because it figures in the stream-of-unconsciousness ramble below (rallying is hard work!), Gene's sign was "Chai Party!" and mine was "Tune out Foreign Owned Xenophobes" --with the F O X part in larger, red letters -- "Tune in Hannity" -- with the H crossed out and replaced with an S, and the second N crossed out entirely. With a postscript in the corner, "Yes We Can" in a circle.

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Oh yes, we rallied and restored sanity and a sense of humor to DC yesterday. And it was awesome. No other way to put it. As you can see, there were a LOT of people there -- we arrived at 10:30 a.m. and could only get as close as the very last Jumbotron screen area, and so far off to the side of the screen that we saw almost nothing of the show. They were also having volume issues from that far away, and so the audio took a while to adjust to a level we could hear well. The Four Troops, BTW, sounded wonderful. And audible, too. But, for example, we've only just learned that Tony Bennett was there.


From what we could hear, though, the comedy part was kind of lame. And somebody really needs to retire Father Guido Sarducci. The Roots were great.

It seemed clear that they had underestimated the size of the crowd, because we were in the last section they expected to use, which was full by 11 a.m., and a solid 25% of the audience wound up behind us. As we approached the Mall at 10:30, from every street in every direction, you could see a thick, orderly, and cheerful crowd of people, all heading to the same place. That was pretty amazing.

Cops had to come over to our initial spot to ask some ralliers to get out of the tree they'd climbed for a better view. No problem for the ralliers, who scurried down right away, helped by a human wave of people -- like an aerial mosh pit. Even the cops were smiling and in a good mood.

We wound up pretty hemmed in and yet never had the sense that "being hemmed in" might be a bad thing were some kind of argument to erupt. Not with this crowd -- no worries there -- young guys behind us made plenty of space for the 75-ish woman who'd come by herself, and pretty much adopted her for the afternoon, etc. This by itself was something rare.
Our spot (by the porta-potties, where there were no lines) having gotten too close to breathe in by 2 p.m., we took to the street, where a large and very friendly, mellow, and festive crowd was walking around, looking at all the signs -- and each other -- and high-fiving and thumbs-upping -- people taking loads and loads of photos of signs (This is going to be one of the most well-documented events in history if you count everybody's photos) and enjoying the beautiful day and equally amazing company. We were all kind of wandering around, or looking around, with a bit of a sense of wonderment at the wide-ranging demographic of the crowd, and how nicely everyone was behaving, and how many many ralliers there were!

Gene's sign turned out to be a real winner -- there must be a hundred (at least) photos of him/it/him and it photographed with complete strangers/film, and two interviews -- one by a blogger and the other for The Baltimore Sun (along with Peter).

My sign got loads of photos, too, and a lot of thumbs ups, oddly a large number of those from older women, who seem to particularly detest FOX News. People came in groups of generations -- parents with their kids, and their parents -- babies to people in their 80s, some of whom just wheeled themselves across the lawn. This was astonishing, not only not an audience of college students, but not even close. The over-40 group was represented to a jaw-dropping degree -- people you'd NEVER EVER expect to see at a rally. Ever. For any reason. And they came from all over the country -- we saw signs from Seattle and Iowa, Texas, Florida, Maine, and even Canada. Ran into a group of half a dozen 65-ish women in the rest room of a turnpike stop in south NJ this morning -- they'd all been to the rally -- they were a book discussion group who drove en masse from northern Massachusetts. We saw a car this morning, painted up with "Rally To Restore Sanity Or Bust" and two little old ladies in the front seat and a young guy in the back. Lots of grandparents with their teenaged grandchildren. Loads of families with small kids. The kids had some of the best signs. Pinned to a baby backside "My diaper and Glen Beck are full of the same thing." And on the two-year-old, "I Cry Less Than Glen Beck Does."

Saw a really great sign: "Where are the moderate Muslims?" With an arrow pointed down to the middle-aged couple holding the sign. Was it a political rally? Comedy Central claims that it's not, but to the crowd, it kind of was. There were a lot of people there who probably don't even watch Stewart or Colbert. There was a lot of support for the president. You'd have been hard-pressed to find a conservative in attendance, and the nature of a lot of the signs were clearly of a liberal and reasonable bent. Lots of Republican trashing signs, mostly in a mocking vein. And lots of "Legalize Pot" signs. We have a photo of a guy dressed as marijuana. So many of the signs, and tee shirts, and costumes were clever and really intelligent and/or really funny -- this was the rally for smart people. I saw more than one sign that said, "I See Smart People." It was also telling that people had taken a good deal of time and effort in drawing up their signs -- as we did on Thursday night in an hour-long session with markers and poster boards. This was an event that both Gene and I were very happy to have attended. It was a once-only opportunity, perhaps. But it does give me hope that the country is not going to hell in a handbasket. And it seemed clear that a lot of other people came away with the same kind of hope.

We have never ever been part of such an exceptionally nice, low-key, pleasant and polite group -- which, of course, was the point. People were going out of their way to be pleasant. Which gave the whole thing a wonderful, contagious energy. Once the rally broke up, everyone hit the streets of downtown DC, and in a very friendly, cheerful and respectfully celebratory manner, walked around with their signs, clogging up every food joint in the city within half an hour. Terrified receptionists urging people that they couldn't fit anybody else on the wait list (one poor girl looked like she was about to burst into tears over the stress of a hundred people walking into her restaurant inside of half an hour), and people just saying, "Sure, OK," and walking out, smiling at people. Even little hole-in-the-wall salad places had lines out the door. Au Bon Pain ran out of coffee. Hot dog vendors sold out everything they had, down to the last bag of ancient cashews.

After trying for about an hour and a half of astonished wandering around, and camaraderie with total strangers, our lunch consisted of Doritos bought from a bodega. They'd sold out of water. I don't think DC was prepared for the size of this crowd either. We were up at 8 a.m., and people were already streaming toward the Mall in numbers.
And indeed, since we didn't see much coverage of it last night, this is the first I'm seeing of just how large it was! Wow! We really did something here!

Thanks, Ivy!

NEW TO VIEW @ TOOB HQ

Here are the latest acquisitions for the Toobworld Central Video Library:

1) 'THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW'
I took advantage of the recent Gold Box Deal of the Day from Amazon and got all eight seasons, saving about 150 dollars on the deal.

2) 'THE ELLERY QUEEN MYSTERIES'
I've been hoping for a long time that this would come out on DVD. It's Levinson & Link's second best TV mystery series (after 'Columbo', of course!) and a charming way to remember the late Jim Hutton.

3) "EVENING PRIMROSE"
The musical which Stephen Sondheim made for TV, starring Anthony Perkins. They would later collaborate on one of my favorite movies, "The Last Of Sheila".

4) "WHEN THE WEST WAS FUN"
A TV special that aired at just the right time - while so many stars of the old TV Westerns were still around. Many of them appeared in this remembrance wearing their old costumes. It's going to be great for screen captures next August. I think I have my theme for when I go on vacation!

And I picked up two movies as well:

"H.G. WELLS' FIRST MEN IN THE MOON"
A charming movie, a great performance by Lionel Jeffries as Cavor, and it just appeals to the Wold Newton lover in me.

"THE DAY OF THE DOLPHIN"
I haven't seen it all the way through since I first saw it in the theatre when it came out. (I was one of maybe two in the audience that day.) But it's something I'd like to share with my little nephew. The political stuff will probably go over his head, but I'm sure he'll like the talking dolphins......

On order is another Amazon Gold Box Deal of the Day: the complete series of 'Blackadder'. I promised myself to step away from the ordering button after this last set of purchases, but I couldn't resist this one. And I still have to order the new series of 'Sherlock'. (Should 'The Sarah Jane Adventures' come down in price, I'll get those too. But they're insanely expensive for such short seasons.)

BCnU!