THE 2014 TOOBITS AWARDS PART FOUR - QUOTES AND OFF-WORLD STUFF

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BEST LINE

"Time is a flat circle." - Rust Cohle, 'True Detective'

"I'm gonna go Mjolnir on his ass!" - Donna Meagle, 'Parks & Recreation'

"Every time an old man starts talking about Napoleon, you know they're going to die." - Roger Sterling, 'Mad Men'


"If you didn't screw the cow, then she's not your cow." - Evanka, 'Louie'



BEST USE OF AN HISTORICAL QUOTE:
"The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing." - Archilochus
('Crime Stories' aka 'Verbrechen nach Ferdinand von Schirach')

BEST USE OF A SHAKESPEAREAN QUOTE:
"When sorrows come, they come not single spies
But in battalions." - From "Hamlet", (quoted by Bobby, 'The Game')

BEST EXCHANGE OF DIALOGUESherlock Holmes: Imagine someone's going to get murdered at a wedding. Who exactly would you pick?
Mrs. Hudson: I think you're a popular choice at the moment, Dear.
Sherlock Holmes: If someone could just move Mrs. Hudson's glass out of reach, that would be lovely.
('Sherlock' - "The Sign Of Three")

BEST SPEECH/MONOLOGUESherlock's wedding toast
“The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all-around obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the unhappy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anyone’s best friend. Certainly not the best friend to the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing. John, I am a ridiculous man. Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship. But as I’m apparently your best friend, I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion. Actually, now I can. Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable … I know I speak for Mary as well when I say we will never let you down, and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.”
('Sherlock' - "The Sign Of Three")

Rustin Cohle:
"In this universe, we process time, linearly. Forward. But outside of our space-time, from what would be a fourth-dimensional perspective, time wouldn’t exist. And from that vantage, could we attain it? We’d see, our spacetime would look flattened. Like a single sculpture with matter in a superposition of every place it ever occupied. Our sentience just cycling through our lives like carts on a track. See, everything outside our dimension, thats eternity. Eternity looking down at us. Now, to us, it’s a sphere. But to them, its a circle…."
('True Detective')

BEST ZONK-FILLED DIALOGUE

POPS

Come on, Murray! A very special "love boat" is almost on! They're docking at "fantasy island"! They're crossing over!

MURRAY

Oh, my god! That's unprecedented!  All right. Gimme the remote.
POPS

What? I thought you had it.
MURRAY

I just came in the door! Why would I have a remote?

POPS

I-I don't know. I figured you took it to work.
MURRAY

Why would I take the remote to work?
POPS

Who the hell knows? You're a quirky guy.

MURRAY
Fine.  I'll use my hand like an animal.- Where's the knob?
BARRY

Do you mean this knob? I'm so sorry.  Are you missing something historical? Perhaps a crossover event of your two favorite shows that you'll never see, and it will haunt you for the rest of your life?
MURRAY

Gimme the knob.
BARRY
No.
MURRAY
Gimme the knob!
BARRY

No.
- Gimme the knob! –

No.  You took something I love. Now I'm taking something you love.
POPS
Well, what about me? I'm just an innocent bystander!
BARRY

Sorry, pops. Wrong place, wrong time.
POPS
But I got to see this show!

BARRY
Tattoo and Gopher in the same room!  How's that gonna end?
MURRAY

You are grounded, moron. Six months!

- 'The Goldbergs'

WORST REALITY TV QUOTE

"Tomorrow, President Obama is going to do interviews with meteorologists all across the country about a new climate change report. I hope they ask him about Benghazi." - Dana Perino, 'Fox News'

BEST NEW COINED WORD
"Brain-Grape" (from 'The Librarians')

WORST NEW COINED WORD
Framily

BEST THEME SONG'You're The Worst'

BEST TV COMMERCIAL MUSIC:Lifestyle Lift - It sounds familiar as if I should know it, but I'll be damned if I know the name of the song.

BEST MUSICAL MOMENT"December, 1963"
('Sherlock' - "The Sign Of Three")

BEST DREAM SEQUENCEProfessor Proton as Obi Wan Kenobi
'The Big Bang Theory'

BEST NEW TOOBWORLD LOCATIONWorld
Maarsdan, 'Van Veeteren' (better late than never)

USA
On board the spaceship "Ascension"

BEST NEW ALIEN LOCATIONThe Orient Express in space, 'Doctor Who'

BEST NEW ALTERNATE TV DIMENSION
"Rapture Toobworld" from 'The Leftovers'


BEST FIGHT SCENE
Between Melinda May and "Melinda May" (Agent 33), 'Agents Of SHIELD'

BEST NEW FICTIONAL BOOK
"Congratulations, You're Dying" by Jimmy Shive-Overly, 'You're The Worst'

BEST NEW FICTIONAL TV SHOW'Darkness At Noon' from AMC - 'The Good Wife'

BETTER LATE THAN NEVERDOMESTIC
'Crossing Lines' pilot

IMPORTED'Wallander' (The Swedish series version)

BEST ADAPTATION FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE (aka MEDIUM)
TV TO MOVIE
"Veronica Mars"

COMIC BOOK to TV
'The Flash'