Saturday, April 30, 2011

PALM SPRINGS BLOW JOB

Relax, Tom.  It's not what you think.....


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OSCAR WILDE ON THE JERSEY SHORE

I'm not quite ready to give up the British influence just yet, just because the Royal Wedding is over.

Here's a TV Universe clash - characters from the Televised Theatre dimension reciting lines from the dregs of the reality TV black hole......


There are four other segments; check them all out!

Courtesy of Playbill.com......

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¿HACE COGIDA DE KATE MOSS COMO UN CONEJITO?

A week late for Easter, but you know the Chilean postal service... am I right?


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KNEE DEEP IN THE WHO-PLA

That wasn't a proper Inner Toob video clip for 'Doctor Who'....

But this is!


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TONIGHT... ON "DAY OF THE MOON"



SKED ALERT!

HITLER'S HIT PARADE

Just to be clear, I'm not celebrating Hitler. I'm just celebrating that he died on this date back in 1945.

So here's Adolph laying down a few beats for the young and old alike.....





Sing it, Sister Hitler!

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AS SEEN ON TV: HITLER'S NEW LOOK

Who better to follow the royal nuptials of William and Kate in the ASOTV showcase than Adolph Hitler?

Why? Because it was on this date in 1945 that Hitler supposedly killed himself.....


ADOLPH HITLER
AKA
"MISTER X"

AS SEEN IN:
'The Adventures Of Fu Manchu'

AS PLAYED BY:
Steven Geray

TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time

From Wikipedia:
Adolf Hitler committed suicide by gunshot on 30 April 1945 in his Führerbunker in Berlin. His wife Eva (née Braun), committed suicide with him by ingesting poison. That afternoon in accordance with Hitler's prior instructions, their remains were carried up the stairs through the bunker's emergency exit, doused in petrol and set alight in the Reich Chancellery garden outside the bunker. The Soviet archives record that their burnt remains were recovered and interred in successive locations until 1970 when they were again exhumed, cremated and the ashes scattered.

There have been different accounts citing the cause of his death; one that he died by poison only and another that he died by a self-inflicted gunshot, while biting down on a cyanide capsule. Contemporary historians have rejected these accounts as being either Soviet propaganda or an attempted compromise in order to reconcile the different conclusions. There was also an eye-witness account that recorded the body showing signs of having been shot through the mouth but this has been proven unlikely. There is also controversy regarding the authenticity of skull and jaw fragments which were recovered. Further, the exact location of where Hitler's ashes were scattered also differs, depending on the historical source consulted.

For more......

But where do we get that information... information... information? From Nazis and Commies, that's who. And if Archie Bunker and other leading political analysts of Toobworld have taught me anything, it's that you don't trust Nazis and Commies.
In Toobworld, Hitler survived and his top scientists placed him in suspended animation. Eventually, he underwent plastic surgery in November of 1956, thanks to Dr. Fu Manchu. But when their plan to set up trigger devices throughout the United States went awry, it looked as though "Mister X" died in the explosion of one of those trigger devices.
However, he was only mostly dead and the disposal of his body was intercepted by his former loyal supporters like SS Agent Kneubel, who gave Hitler's body the chance to heal by leaving it once again in suspended animation for nearly a decade. In October of 1964, THRUSH kidnapped the infamous Nazi scientist Dr. Amadeus to bring the leader of the Third Reich back from the near-dead.

U.N.C.L.E. agents Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin were able to prevent that from happening, but it was a near thing - it turned out that Solo fit in nicely with the plan by Dr. Amadeus because he shared the same blood type as Hitler.
Once again, Hitler was considered not only merely dead, but really most sincerely dead, nearly two decades after the last time he was officially proclaimed as such by those no-account Nazis and Commies.  (But there may be other TV shows in which he has been kept alive.)

If you want to see "The Master Plan of Fu Manchu", click over to "Vintage TV 4 U". They've also got plenty of other great old classic TV shows to see.

Or you can try this embed code from LikeTelevision.....






SHOWS CITED:
'The Adventures Of Fu Manchu' - "The Master Plan Of Fu Manchu"
'The Man From U.N.C.L.E.' - "The Deadly Games Affair"

Other shows may still be linked into the fate of Hitler.....

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Friday, April 29, 2011

A ROYAL WEDDING SUPER SIX GUEST LIST


I just wanted to share this picture of the Royal Wedding that was provided by Bob of the Facebook group "The High Council of Time Lords"......

I would have expected to see the Third Incarnation of the Doctor make an appearance in the congregation - that is, once he had control over the TARDIS again. After all, he was always dressed for such an occasion!

The Royal Wedding may well be the best reality TV for the year, certainly the most uplifting. And as it was with Charles and Diana, the wedding between William and Kate could one day be dramatized for a TV movie. (Let's hope that it won't be for the same reasons, however.)

Even if it isn't, there may well be some TV characters in the near future who will claim to have attended the ceremony in Westminster Abbey, along with Elton John and Victoria Beckham.

That sort of thing happens all the time in Toobworld, but usually in connection to tragic events. Even with catalogued lists of victims from the sinking of the Titanic, collapse of the World Trade Center, and the Oklahoma City bombing, fictional characters have been added to the rolls in Toobworld.

At least this would be a joyous occasion......

Here is a "Super Six List" of some other TV characters whom I think may have been in attendance at the wedding of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge......

1] King Victor of Svardia ('Mission: Impossible')
When seen on TV, he was a boy king; he'd be in his mid-fifties now.

2] King Charles of Caronia ('Get Smart')
If he's still alive, and if he hadn't abdicated in favor of his first-born.....

3] The King of Suaria ('Columbo')
More than likely, he's a king in exile - if he wasn't executed by rebel forces......

4] Bruce Wayne ('Batman')
His charity foundations may have worked with some of the late Princess Diana's pet projects.....

5] Chief Superintendent Inspector Dirk of Scotland Yard ('Columbo')
He wouldn't have been there as a guest, but rather he came out of retirement to act as an advisor on the security detail.

6] Mickey Stone & Albert Stroller ('Hustle')
But even with all of the heightened security, these two con men could have made it in - Mickey could pass himself off as an African dignitary, and Albert as an old family friend of the Middletons - just so long as he avoided them in the congregation.

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AS SEEN ON TV: ROYAL WEDDINGS

Albert Edward, Prince of Wales
&
Princess Alexandra of Denmark
"Edward The King"

Charles, Prince of Wales
&
Lady Diana Spencer
"Charles & Diana: A Royal Love Story"

ECHOES: PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ

Prepping for the Royal Wedding......
Will Ferrell
"The Late Show with David Letterman"

Matt Lauer
"Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"
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