FOUR IN ONE BANACEK

FENNYMAN:

"How do you convince a man like Mr. Morgan 

that you're a combination of the Scarlet Pimpernel, Humphrey Bogart, 

and Sherlock Holmes all rolled into one? "

THOMAS BANACEK:

"Elementary, my dear Fennyman - that's who I am. 

Only you left out the Green Hornet."

'BANACEK'

Here in the Trueniverse, only one out of those four names was a real person.  But as you probably already know if you follow the Toobworld Dynamic regularly, all four of them are real in Earth Prime-Time.

SHERLOCK HOLMES

The great detective may be the most portrayed fictional character in TV and movies, but for the main Toobworld, there is only the one - sorry, Cumberbitches, it's Jeremy Brett who portrayed Holmes in adaptations of all but four stories from the original canon. Even excluding TV movies, there were still other actors playing Holmes in TV series before Brett came along - mainly Ronald Howard, Douglas Wilmer, and Peter Cushing.  But Jeremy Brett hued closest to the original stories with no extra fabricated adventures.

THE GREEN HORNET

Newspaper publisher Britt Reid, related to the Lone Ranger, is the one true Green Hornet in the main Toobworld.  He had his own show in the 1960s and crossed over to the 'Batman' series, played by Van Williams.

THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL
Sir Percy Blakeney, who disguised himself as the Scarlet Pimpernel to do his work as a latter-day Robin Hood, was a multiversal - books, movie, television.  And even in TV, he was a multidimensional - besides appearing in the main Toobworld, he showed up in almost a dozen other TV dimensions, including the Tooniverse, Skitlandia, Video-Mundo, and Toobworld2, the land of remakes.  (Most of those other TV dimensions were based on TV movies.)  But for Earth Prime-Time, he was played by Marius Goring in 1955.

Finally.....

HUMPHREY BOGART
This is our one League of Themselves member in the quartet. Bogie has been portrayed by other actors in plenty of TV shows, most notably by Robert Sacchi (although most of those were Bogart impersonators.)  But he also appeared as himself in 'The Jack Benny Program', 'Person To Person', 'The Jackie Gleason Show', and 'The Ed Sullivan Show'.  Plus his existence in the main Toobworld was confirmed in references from the following shows:

• 'Quantum Leap'
• 'The Sweeney'
• 'The Blacklist'
• 'Remington Steele'
• 'Frasier'
• 'Will & Grace'
• 'The Rockford Files'
• 'BJ And The Bear'
• 'Hunter'

among others....

The Bogart who appeared throughout the 'Sinatra' mini-series would be from another TV dimension, most likely Toobworld-Toobworld which treated TV shows from our world as TV shows and not reality.  The only Bogart played by Sacchi that would need to be considered was from 'Fantasy Island'.  But as Mr. Roarke is a Gallifreyan Time Lord with mastery over Time and relative dimensions in Space, he probably summoned Bogie from another dimension as he once did with William Shakespeare (probably from the Evil Toobworld for the Bard.)

For Earth Prime-Time then, the true Bogart is the true Bogart, if you know what I mean.

Therefore when Fennyman and Banacek were discussing this quartet of heroes, these are the versions they had in mind.

BCnU!

BIG SCREEN TV - THE SIMS 4

"There's a superb old Alastair Sim movie on the early afternoon show." 

Felix Mulholland

'Banacek'

I'm a bit like Lt. Columbo with his obsession over the most trivial of clues.  It's little references like this that want me searching for more information... information... information.  What Alastair Sim movie did he want to see?

Even by 1973, most of Sim's movies might be considered old.  For a good part of the 1960s, Sim was not seen on TV or in the movies.  After "The Millionairess", which came out in 1960, he was next seen in the mini-series "Cold Comfort Farm" in 1968.  (I'm assuming he was tied up in theater productions during that time.)  So I think Felix was considering a movie from Sim's credits up to the mid-1950s.  

But he also described the movie as superb and I think that would narrow it down.  Of course, I'm looking at it from a general consensus of his movies; Mr. Mulholland's opinion of course might be different.  He was a persnickety and erudite scholar, instrumental for Banacek's investigations in doing the research needed.  

I consider four Sim movies in that time frame to be "superb" - "An Inspector Calls", "The Belles Of St. Trinian's", "Stage Fright", and "A Christmas Carol".

I think we can eliminate "A Christmas Carol" right off.  The 'Banacek' episode "The Two Million Clams of Cap'n Jack" appears to be seasonal - Banacek, Fennyman, and a couple of the other insurance investigators were playing football in the park; so it was in the Autumn.  Sim will forever be identified with Ebenezer Scrooge and I think his version of the Dickens' classic stands as the definitive adaptation.  So more than likely, even back in 1973, it was already being saved for only holiday screenings on TV.  And I think it probable that it would be seen in prime-time, "family hour" perhaps, in December.  And the Boston weather seen in that episode didn't suggest late Autumn.

I think we can eliminate "Stage Fright" as well.  As great as Sim is in that movie, I think if someone were to describe it, they would call it a Hitchcock movie since he directed it.  But it's pozz'ble, just pozz'ble.

As for "Belles of St. Trinian's", I think it's too much of a puff piece to interest Mr. Mulholland.  Then again he did have an eye for young ladies and the girls who attended St. Trinian's School might have caught his interest.

My candidate would be "An Inspector Calls", based on the play by J.B. Priestley.  It's a cerebral piece of theater translated to the screen and Sim as the Inspector proves to be more of a mystery than the family of the victim.  I think this is the movie that would have intrigured the "leetle grey cells" of Felix Mulholland's mind.

As Dennis Miller used to say, that's my opinion; I could be wrong.  What do you think?

Still.....  any Alastair Sim movie would be appointment viewing in those pre-VCR days.  I don't blame Felix in bowing out of whatever Banacek wanted him to do.

This quote also serves as proof that somewhere out there in Toobworld, there was a televersion of Alastair Sim.

BCnU!

"TO TELL THE TRUTH" - REMEMBERING TOM O'BRIEN, JR.

When my parents married, their first home was a second floor apartment on South First Street in Meriden, Ct.  Our landlords lived in the small house in the backyard and her father lived on the first floor of our house.  As we grew up, our landlords became our Uncle Roy and Auntie Nee, and her father was Grampa Ganner.  I came along a year after my parents married, my brother Bill three years later, and Tim a year after that.  As for AJ and Leah?  They’re basically a second family who didn’t come along until eight and nine years later when we were now ensconced in our own home.

But back in those days when we were in the apartment, Dad was working three jobs but still was home in time to take over the household duties when Mom worked the second shift at the Meriden Hospital.  So that meant Dad had to cook dinner for us, four guys on our own.  Basically he kept it simple – French toast, hot dogs, grilled cheese, hamburgers, chicken pot pies, and of course on Fridays?  Fish sticks!

It was a great apartment.  Once you left the kitchen where most of our meals were served, with the pantry and the back stair entrance, you could go through the whole apartment in a circle – through the living room, to the den to my parents’ room, to the kids’ room and back to the living room (via a small square with the door to the attic on one side and access to an outside porch on the other.)  Oh yeah… the bathroom.  It was off the living room, behind the den, and it had one of those claw-footed bathtubs.

CHRISTMAS 1960
Dad & Tim in the back,
Bill in the cowboy hat,
Yours Truly facing the camera.
That's the bathroom behind Dad
And the den is beyond Tim.

Like I said, most of our meals were served in the kitchen.  But when Dad was in charge on the weekdays, we ate in that den, sitting on the floor in front of the television.  And along with our grilled cheese sandwiches, Dad made sure we each had a piece of paper and that we were armed with pencils.

Because it was time for ‘TO TELL THE TRUTH’!

From Wikipedia:
‘To Tell the Truth’ is an American television panel game show, created by Bob Stewart and originally produced by Mark Goodson–Bill Todman Productions, that has aired in various forms since 1956 both on networks and in syndication. As of June 14, 2016, the show is one of two game shows in the United States to have aired at least one new episode in at least seven consecutive decades, the other game show being both incarnations of ‘The Price Is Right’. As of the 2016 version, a total of 26 seasons of the various versions of To Tell the Truth have been produced, surpassing the 25 of ‘What's My Line?’ and the 20 of ‘I've Got a Secret’.

The show features a panel of four celebrities whose object is the correct identification of a described contestant (or pair of contestants) who has an unusual occupation or has undergone an unusual experience, whose affidavit the show's moderator/host reads beforehand. This "central character" is accompanied by two impostors who pretend to be the central character (or characters); together, the three persons (or pairs) are said to belong to a "team of challengers." The celebrity panelists question the three contestants (or pairs); the impostors are allowed to lie, but the central character is sworn "to tell the truth." After questioning, the panel attempts to identify which of the three challengers is telling the truth and is thus the central character.

With those pencils and our slips of paper, Dad was giving us a very primitive version of interactive TV.  The show began in 1956, but I don’t think we started playing along until 1963.  (That’s the earliest for Timmy to be aware of what he had to do in order to play along.)  And that year stands out for another reason as to why the show made an impression on me – that’s when Orson Bean became part of the basic recurring panel, along with Peggy Cass, Tom Poston, and Kitty Carlisle.  (Poston was an added bonus - many times I have watched him onscreen and seen a resemblance to my Dad.  Npt an identical twin, but as though he could have been a sibling.)

I idolized Orson Bean on that show.  Besides being so witty (and in a humor stratosphere it was tough for an 8 year old to follow along), Bean would often doodle on his answer card a quick little picture which somehow tied back in to the answer he was giving.  I thought that was so cool and I found myself creating my own doodles in the margins, also similar to the work of Sergio Aragones in MAD magazine.

And that was all thanks to my Dad, who helped nurture my interest in that world of the Toob. 

My Dad has been gone nearly a quarter century now.  And I think to the end he was puzzled by my fixation on this fantasy realm I could see in the great mosaic of the TV schedule.  But I know where I’m going with it and I like to think he is watching over my cathode odyssey.  At the very least I know it wouldn’t have had the same spark had it not been for his use of his own imagination as our quizzzzmaster.

I love you, Dad…..

(Today he would have been 88 years old....)

TOOBMUSIC - "EVEN WHEN YOU CRY", A REPRISE

'IRONSIDE’
“SOMETHING FOR NOTHING”

Tommy and Verna Cusack were married folksingers working out of a restaurant that could have been called the Red Lion, based on the design outside the front door.  Tommy got into trouble with a high-powered loan shark named Roy Faber who had been able to silence witnesses in the past through intimidation.

Faber owned the club where the Cusacks played and when Tommy crossed him, he made sure that not only wouldn’t he work there again, but at no other club in the Bay area.  Out of desperation, Tommy returned to his old club and despite the objections of Harris the manager, he grabbed a guitar and started playing.

The song he chose to sing is of interest to us here at Toobworld Central.  In fact we wrote about “Even When You Cry” at the beginning of October.  The song was written by Samantha Dain* and it was her one big hit before she murdered in a way to make people think she had committed suicide.

Tommy and Verna must have been friends with Samantha and it could be that they covered “Even When You Cry” in their act to keep her memory alive.  So there could be a deeper emotional reason as to why Tommy turned to that song in his lowest moments emotionally.

This episode serves, theoretically of course, as an inter-series crossover with the previous episode which used that song, “The Man Who Remembered.”

BCnU!

* For the purely conjectural biography of Samantha Dain, click here.

O'BSERVATION:
We'll see Roy Faber again during the 'Doctor Who' blogathon.  The loan shark played a pivotal moment in the life of the Third Incarnation of the Doctor.  No, really!


 

READING BETWEEN THE LINES - "KOJAK" & "THE SNOOP SISTERS"

‘KOJAK’
“A VERY DEADLY GAME”

“Here I thought I would run into a couple of junkies 

and I run into the Snoop Sisters.” 

Lt. Theo Kojak

Ernesta Snoop and her sister Gwendolyn Nicholson worked in tandem as authors of mystery novels and got involved in solving mysteries themselves.  I like to think that the Snoop Sisters knew Abigail Mitchell, Dame Margo Woodhouse, Dame Abigail Austin, Glynis Granville, and Eudora McVeigh Shipton, crossing paths with them at conventions and book fairs.  (Jessica Fletcher was still a schoolteacher in Cabot Cover, Maine, and would not be published until the 1980s.)

And apparently it looks likely that if Theo Kojak had not read any of their books, he at least was cognizant of their existence and what they did in Life.  

BCnU!

THE VIDEO SUNDAY MYSTERY MOVIE

"REHEARSAL FOR MURDER"

For those fans of the writing team of Levinson & Link, who created 'Columbo' and 'Murder, She Wrote', these next two weeks will see our Video Sunday presentations offering TV movies they wrote.....

SATURDAY COMICS - POTPOURRI II

I haven't done one of these blog posts in a while.  But recently I found a batch of comic book covers for TV shows that didn't really warrant separate posts.  Although maybe one day I might do one for 'My Favorite Martian'.  Uncle Martin aka Exigius 12½ is a member of the Television Crossover Hall of Fame after all....

So each of these comic books represent the versions of their TV shows as seen in the comic book universe......

BCnU!

LIFE AFTER PRIME-TIME - A YEATS REFLECTION

‘POLICE STORY’
“SLOW BOY”

When we see our favorite TV characters aging like everybody else when they’ve been on our TV screens for a long time, sometimes we don’t even notice the differences or remember how they looked when a show first started.  Of course, that’s hard to pull off with the advent of DVD collections and streaming services but even so, we accept them as being the same character even decades later.

Lieutenant Frank Columbo is a good example, seen here in his first appearance (“Prescription Murder”) and his last (at least in the main Toobworld) – “Columbo Loves The Nightlife”.

But then there are the characters whom we just never expect to see again on our TV screens; they only had very limited time in their TV shows and even though the characters lived, they were never expected to ever come back on screen… at least by that previously established name.

More than likely I’m not making myself clear.  Let me give you an example….

This is Walter Yeats.  In the early 1970s he was working in a supermarket and threw in his lot with a criminal named Slow Boy who had a penchant for robbing supermarkets.  He just needed the help of an inside man and in Slow Boy’s last heist Walter Yeats filled that role. 

It wasn’t stated as happening – this was ‘Police Story’ after all, not ‘Dragnet’ – but Walter Yeats ended up doing a stretch in prison for the part he played in that botched robbery.  I imagine he probably served ten years tops and was at least out by the time the 1990s were approaching.  Who knew what he made of that modern world?

And who knows what he must think of the world as it is today?  But he was at least out of prison long enough for the eventual societal changes to be eased into place.

We’re never going to see Walter Yeats ever again in Toobworld.  Looking him up in the IMDb, I don’t know if I ever saw the actor who played him in any other TV show or movie.  Charles Isen is his name and at least Isen’s entry in the IMDb lets us see what Walter might look like today:

WALTER YEATS
1972

Every so often, should I find an actor whose classic TV character is of interest, I’ll track down a relatively recent photo of them (or the last known picture should they have already passed away) and share it here at Inner Toob.

As to what these “atmosphere people” did with their lives after their brief moment in the Toobworld spotlight, maybe I’ll come up with some ideas, maybe not.

In the case of Walter Yeats, we know he went to prison.  Maybe he got a reduced sentence because he did help the police at the end… reluctantly.  But I think that if they hadn’t caught him, he never would have stepped forward and turn evidence against Slow Boy.

I’m also intrigued by the idea of a roman a clef televersion of Jack Henry Abbott, a prisoner who wrote “In The Belly Of The Beast” while incarcerated.  The book gained him fame and Norman Mailer fought to get him released from jail.  However, he soon got in trouble again, this time stabbing a young man to death.  Abbott was sent back to jail, where he finally died in 2002.  (I would not be surprised if one of the incarnations of ‘Law & Order’ fictionalized Abbott’s life as a “ripped from the headlines” plot.)

Maybe something similar happened with Walter Yeats.  However, his life wouldn’t have to slavishly follow that established by Jack Abbott.  Yeats could very well be still free, still writing, and perhaps even with a family of his own.

If so, this is what Walter Yeats would look like today, thanks to a publicity photo of Charles Isen…..

BCnU!

O'BLIGATORY POST WORLD SERIES BASEBALL STORY 2017

'IRONSIDE'

"THE RETURN OF THE HERO"

At the end of the episode, Ironside's team was buttering him up with gifts and praise, but he could tell they were up to something......

CHIEF ROBERT T. IRONSIDE

It wouldn't have anything to do with the Dodger-Giant game, would it?

SGT. ED BROWN

You mean the final game of the three-game series?  

Playing today?

MARK SANGER

Marichal versus Drysdale?

DETECTIVE EVE WHITFIELD

We haven't even thought about it. 

IRONSIDE

Good!  Because we have a robbery to cover; let's go!

EVE

Robbery? Where? 

IRONSIDE

The park! Candlestick Park.  

Willie Mays told me he's going to steal second, third and home.

This episode aired on April 4, 1968, and it was historical due to outside forces at work - it was during the broadcast of this episode on the East Coast that NBC broke in with the news that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. had been assassinated.

But for this post, my focus is on what was happening within the TV Universe.  (It would be some time before Toobworld incorporated the assassination into its own reality.)  And so it is that Dodgers at Giants series at Candlestick, the third game in a three game series with Don Drysdale pitching against Juan Marichal, that is of concern to us today.

But I think the basic details of that game make it unique to Toobworld only.  I checked all of the Giants/Dodgers games at Candlestick for 1967 and 1968 and Drysdale battled Marichal only once - on July 8, 1967.  And that was the middle game of a series.

Outside the Box, I think we just have to leave it up to the imagination of the writer for this episode.  He knew it had to be a Giants game since the show is set in San Francisco, and Marichal was probably the best pitcher that year.  After that, I imagine the Dodgers were his own favorite team in the National League.

One day, Don Drysdale will be inducted into the Television Crossover Hall of Fame and this mention would count towards that since it does mean he exists in Chief Ironside’s world.  (Among the other shows that are in his tally are ‘The Donna Reed Show’ and ‘The Joey Bishop Show’.)

Willie Mays already is in the TVXOHOF, inducted on his 85^th birthday, thanks to appearances on ‘The Donna Reed Show’, ‘Mr. Belvedere’, and ‘Bewitched’.  And now I can include this mention of him being friends with Ironside among his credits.  (Pictured here are Mays and Drysdale with Donna Stone and another future member of the Hall, Leo Durocher.)

It’s his appearance on ‘Bewitched’ that makes his mention here in an ‘Ironside’ episode that much more interesting.  According to an episode in which Mays showed up at a witches’ party, he is actually a warlock.  This means that in addition to any episodes of ‘Ironside’ which dealt with supernatural themes (which were usually discredited), the cop show actually had connections to the real thing!

The Dodgers made it to the World Series this year, apparently without the help of any witches and warlocks nor a wesen of any kind.  (Although Justin Turner does look as though he would right at home in the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros.)  And the congratulations go to the Houston Astros for an incredible win in what will be a VERY memorable series.  They may not have had the help of any TV-related supernatural beings either, but the life story of George Springer - a fellow UConn grad from my home state! - is certainly worthy of a biographical TV movie!

BCnU……
  

TVXOHOF, NOVEMBER 2017 - JUSTICE ANTONIN SCALIA

When Judge Antonin Scalia died in February of 2016 (which seems SO long ago now!), I decided to check his name as a character in the IMDb - just to see if he qualified for the TVXOHOF.  I knew of his televerison's appearances in 'Futurama' and 'Boston Legal', but I figured that would be it.

Surprise!  Surprise! Surprise! as Gomer Pyle would say.....

"Picket Fences"
    - May It Please the Court (1994)
Played by Jack Shearer (as Justice Scalia)

Recount (2008) 

Played by Jack Shearer 

"Boston Legal" 

    - The Court Supreme (2008) 

    - Last Call (2008) 

Played by Jack Shearer

Futurama 

Into the Wild Green Yonder (2009)

Played by Billy West (as Antonin Scalia's Head)

So with this memorial induction to represent the tradition of newsmakers and politicians in November, I didn't have to play fast and loose with the tally by declaring all of Scalia's televersions across the greater TV Universe to be considered.  The Scalia Head in the Tooniverse can remain there and it doesn't affect the outcome; we still have three other productions in the main Toobworld and on top of that, all three were played by the same actor, Jack Shearer.

I had forgotten about that time Douglas Wambaugh for the Defense argued his case before the Supreme Court, and despite the advice of Alan Dershowitz, he tired to play on the sympathy of the Court by mentioning his affliction.  

It may turn out that Scalia could show up in Toobworld again, even though he's no longer with us.  There are those conspiracy mutterings out there that he was murdered in his sleep at that country club in Texas.  Somebody may see fit to have that theory dramatized.  Don't think of it as being outlandish.  There's been quite the cottage industry surrounding the deaths of others getting the fictional treatment.  JFK should immediately come to mind. (Cigarette Smoking Man, anyone?)

Tele-Scalia's main contribution to the world of the Toob was to officiate for the double wedding of Shirley Schmidt and Carl Sack and Alan Shore and Denny Crane.  I wonder how the real Scalia felt about that.....

And so a man who threw the Supreme Court into disarray for over a year just by not waking up in the morning will now be a member of a different institution - the Television Crossover Hall of Fame.

BCnU!