Monday, January 23, 2012

REALI-TV: "HOUSE HUNTERS"

Yeah, well I also have a lot of imaginary arguments 
with the couples on 'House Hunters'.
WHY CAN’T PEOPLE LOOK PAST PAINT COLOR?!
Liz Lemon
'30 Rock'

'House Hunters' would fall into the category of real world TV shows that have counterparts in the TV Universe, with no fear of Zonks - like 'American Gladiators', 'Jeopardy!', and 'The Tonight Show'.
I'm not a fan of reality television like this, but I recently watched an episode of 'House Hunters' on HGTV. It was about these two school teachers, Dwight and Karen, who wanted to buy a home before they got married. And the location they chose? Dwight's hometown of Meriden, Connecticut, which is where I grew up as well.....

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BACK TO THE BATCAVE - AN UPDATE

The last time I talked about the Batcave, I mentioned that I saw two different references to it in the space of a week. This time, it was twice over the same amount of days.

"You got me a Batcave? A Batcave!"
Alec Hardison
'Leverage' - "The Last Dam Job"

"So... you built a Batcave under Alcatraz....."
Doctor Diego "Doc" Soto:
'Alcatraz' - "Pilot"

I've looked over that original article and I think the premise still holds up. Other people found their way into the Batcave, with most of them surviving the experience. (Save for poor deluded Molly who fell into the Batcave's nuclear reactor - "What a way to go-go.") And those who had been in the Batcave may have eventually told their story to the media after Batman retired.
Molly falls to her death
So eventually the general public would have known about it, if not where it was actually located, and so it would have been no big deal to work mentions of it into their conversation. (Back in 2009, it was also mentioned on an episode of 'General Hospital'!)

And in Toobworld, as has happened so often with other TV shows that became iconic, fictional TV shows were made about them. You wouldn't believe how many TV shows mention a TV show about Batman and starring the televersion of Adam West as well!

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AS SEEN ON TV: MEG MARCH


MEG MARCH

AS SEEN IN:
'Little Women'

AS PLAYED BY:
Meredith Baxter Birney

TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time

CREATED BY:
Louisa May Alcott

From Wikipedia:
At sixteen, she is the oldest sister. She is considered the beauty of the March household (written as very pretty, plump and fair, with large eyes, plenty of soft, brown hair, a sweet mouth, and white hands, of which she is rather vain) and she is well-mannered. Meg runs the household when her mother is absent. Meg also guards Amy from Jo when the two quarrel, just as Jo protects Beth. Meg is employed as a governess for the Kings, a wealthy local family. 

Because of the genteel social standing of her family, Meg is allowed into society. However, after a few disappointing experiences (first, the Kings' eldest son is disinherited for bad behavior, and later she visits her friend Annie Moffat and discovers that her family believes Mrs. March is plotting to match her with Laurie only to gain his family's wealth), Meg learns that true worth does not lie with money. She falls in love with Mr. John Brooke, Laurie's tutor, whom she marries. Meg bears twin children, Margaret "Daisy" and John Brooke "Demi" (short for Demi-John), and "Demi" and "Daisy" live a happy life.

From the source:
The next day was fine, and Meg departed in style for a fortnight of novelty and pleasure. Mrs. March had consented to the visit rather reluctantly, fearing that Margaret would come back more discontented than she went. But she begged so hard, and Sallie had promised to take good care of her, and a little pleasure seemed so delightful after a winter of irksome work that the mother yielded, and the daughter went to take her first taste of fashionable life.

The Moffats were very fashionable, and simple Meg was rather daunted, at first, by the splendor of the house and the elegance of its occupants. But they were kindly people, in spite of the frivolous life they led, and soon put their guest at her ease. Perhaps Meg felt, without understanding why, that they were not particularly cultivated or intelligent people, and that all their gilding could not quite conceal the ordinary material of which they were made. It certainly was agreeable to fare sumptuously, drive in a fine carriage, wear her best frock every day, and do nothing but enjoy herself. It suited her exactly, and soon she began to imitate the manners and conversation of those about her, to put on little airs and graces, use French phrases, crimp her hair, take in her dresses, and talk about the fashions as well as she could. The more she saw of Annie Moffat's pretty things, the more she envied her and sighed to be rich. Home now looked bare and dismal as she thought of it, work grew harder than ever, and she felt that she was a very destitute and much-injured girl, in spite of the new gloves and silk stockings.

She had not much time for repining, however, for the three young girls were busily employed in 'having a good time'. They shopped, walked, rode, and called all day, went to theaters and operas or frolicked at home in the evening, for Annie had many friends and knew how to entertain them. Her older sisters were very fine young ladies, and one was engaged, which was extremely interesting and romantic, Meg thought. Mr. Moffat was a fat, jolly old gentleman, who knew her father, and Mrs. Moffat, a fat, jolly old lady, who took as great a fancy to Meg as her daughter had done. Everyone petted her, and 'Daisey', as they called her, was in a fair way to have her head turned.

When the evening for the small party came, she found that the poplin wouldn't do at all, for the other girls were putting on thin dresses and making themselves very fine indeed. So out came the tarlatan, looking older, limper, and shabbier than ever beside Sallie's crisp new one. Meg saw the girls glance at it and then at one another, and her cheeks began to burn, for with all her gentleness she was very proud. No one said a word about it, but Sallie offered to dress her hair, and Annie to tie her sash, and Belle, the engaged sister, praised her white arms. But in their kindness Meg saw only pity for her poverty, and her heart felt very heavy as she stood by herself, while the others laughed, chattered, and flew about like gauzy butterflies.

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

TUBULAR KNELLS

I guess I wasn't done with posting videos today like I thought....

This commercial will begin airing on Monday, marking an end to a character whom the Shat had been playing for the last 14 years.  The company is going in a new direction with their service but The Negotiator is too intertwined with the old business model.

So this is how they decided to break the connection with the image he fostered.....


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THE REAL McCOY AND A TRUE ACE


For our final entry this Video Weekend, we couldn't finish it off without some 'Doctor Who' content.  

So here's a short interview with Sylvester McCoy (who played the seventh incarnation of the Doctor) and Sophie Alldred (who was the Doctor's Companion, Ace).....


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PBS - PLEADING BRETT SEGMENT


Speaking of Sherlock Holmes, here's a musty old PBS pledge break in which Jeremy Brett - THE Sherlock Holmes actor for Earth Prime-Time! - cajoled viewers like you to donate to their local public broadcasting station.


We celebrated Sherlock Holmes' birthday in the "As Seen On TV" showcase back on January 6th.....

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SKED ALERT - "ALCATRAZ"


Here's a look at what's coming up on 'Alcatraz', the best new entry in the world of Earth Prime-Time.....


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FROM RUSSIA WITH LESTRADE?


Even alternate TV dimensions have their own alternate TV dimensions.....

Years ago, I did a series of articles on the various portrayals of Sherlock Holmes on TV, including those from around the world. Just about all of them had to be relocated to other TV dimensions, so I figured it made sense that those versions of the Great Detective which were in foreign languages must have been located in TV dimensions in which their home country had dominated that particular Earth.

With the Spanish version of Sherlock Holmes, it would be set in a TV dimension in which the Spanish Armada had been triumphant and so Spain went on to conquer the world. In the German version, there was no need for World Wars I & II because the Germans had dominated the Earth perhaps centuries before.

Then there's the Russian version of the mid-1980's that went on to great acclaim both in the Soviet Union and Great Britain as well. The Russian actor who portrayed Holmes was even honored for his work by the British. In that TV dimension, the Russians expanded their empire to cover the globe and so everybody's common tongue was that of Russian.

Word comes now that there will be a new version of 'Sherlock Holmes' in Russia, perhaps even mirroring 'Sherlock' in its modern setting. (I'm not clear on that point, however.) If it is also set during Victorian times, then we have to relegate it to an off-shoot of that original Russian TV dimension, which at some point deviated from the established timeline after the Russian conquest of the world. But if it is a modern setting, then we can follow the same lead as done with 'Sherlock' - It would take place in Limbo, where the soul of Sherlock Holmes dwells to guide new Doctor Watsons on their journey through the after-life. (As an off-shoot from the main Toobworld, Earth Prime-Time, the main Limbo is also home to 'Life On Mars' [UK], 'Ashes To Ashes', the final season of 'Lost', and the TV adaptation of the movie 'Madigan'.)

Anyhoo, here's the news story about this new Russian production of 'Sherlock Holmes'....


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"TALES OF LITTLE WOMEN"


When I thought of "Little Women" as a theme for the 2012 "As Seen On TV" showcase for literary characters, the first thing I remembered was this sketch from 'Saturday Night Live'.  In the realm of Skitlandia, it could be seen as taking place in the same milieu as the novel by Louisa May Alcott.

It remains one of my favorite sketches of all time from that show, and I think it can be mostly credited to the exuberant performance of Chris Farley as Toby Adams...


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AS SEEN ON TV: "LITTLE WOMEN"


THE MARCH WOMEN

AS SEEN IN:
'Little Women'

AS PLAYED BY:
Meg - Meredith Baxter Birney
Jo - Susan Dey
Amy - Ann Dusenberry
Beth - Eve Plumb
Marmee March - Dorothy McGuire

TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time

CREATED BY:
Louisa May Alcott

From Wikipedia:
"Little Women" is a novel by American author Louisa May Alcott (1832–1888). The book was written and set in the Alcott family home, Orchard House, in Concord, Massachusetts. It was published in two volumes in 1868 and 1869. The novel follows the lives of four sisters – Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy March – and is loosely based on the author's childhood experiences with her three sisters. The first volume "Little Women" was an immediate commercial and critical success, prompting the composition of the book's second volume titled "Good Wives", which was successful as well. The publication of the book as a single volume first occurred in 1880 and was titled "Little Women". Alcott followed "Little Women" with two sequels, also featuring the March sisters, "Little Men" (1871) and "Jo's Boys" (1886).

From the source:
"Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents," grumbled Jo, lying on the rug.

"It's so dreadful to be poor!" sighed Meg, looking down at her old dress.

"I don't think it's fair for some girls to have plenty of pretty things, and other girls nothing at all," added little Amy, with an injured sniff.

"We've got Father and Mother, and each other," said Beth contentedly from her corner.

The four young faces on which the firelight shone brightened at the cheerful words, but darkened again as Jo said sadly, "We haven't got Father, and shall not have him for a long time." She didn't say "perhaps never," but each silently added it, thinking of Father far away, where the fighting was.

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