Friday, November 18, 2005

"THE HOSTILE MOUSE"

Last Friday night I was on the amusement park pier in Santa Monica. (It was featured in an episode of 'Eyes' earlier this year.)

It was November 11. Veteran's Day.

Below me on the beach were 2060 little white crosses with candles flickering before them within red plastic cups which provided a blood-red glow after the sunset into the ocean.

Nearby there were also flag-draped coffins which were to be carried in the streets. People were reciting the sad long litany of those lost so far in this wasteful war.

I know the whole event got coverage on CNN the next day.

Sometimes I write up a blog entry and then save it for future publication on a specific day. (I've got a quick little piece ready to go for Thanksgiving on the theme of Hope, Faith, and Wonder.)

And I totally forgot that I was saving a remembrance for Veterans' Day; a tribute to a WWII vet who passed away in 2005. I should have brought it along with me on the trip to California.

So if I may, I'd like to share with you now this overdue honor.....
~~~~~

According to the Department of Veterans' Affairs, approximately 1056 veterans of World War II pass away every day. So for this year's tribute on Veterans' Day (Remembrance Day in Canada), I'd like to tip my hat to one particular vet of the Big One in TV Land who must have passed away sometime after July of 2005.

Emil Peterson of Chicago, Illinois.

Based on appearance alone, Mr. Peterson was a meek little man: bald, bespectacled, and betrayed by a high-pitched, quavering voice. As he described himself, Mr. Peterson was a "spineless, wishy-washy pansy face."

In order to make up for the deficiencies in his character (and to help overcome his fears of old age, geese, and upholstery), Emil Peterson enlisted in the Marines when he was about eighteen. [It just might be that his drill instructor was 17 year old Hugh O'Brian.]

He served as both a cook and as a demolition expert. Peterson's finest hour in combat happened on April 12, 1943. The troops went into battle fortified by his stew. As far as Mr. Peterson was concerned, their victory that day could be attributed to his special recipe. (The shrapnel would which he received during the war may have occurred during that battle, but details were never revealed as to how he got it... or where it's located.)

Once the war ended, Mr. Peterson needed to find a new way to confront his anxieties, so he took up the sport of white-water rafting down the Colorado River. He must have gone on those adventures at least once a year, because he was confronted with his biggest fear back on the home-front once he married Doris - known on the pro wrestling circuit as the Masked Avenger of Death.

Even though Doris was a virago of epic proportions who blamed Emil for the troubles of the Middle East, Mr. Peterson had a deep-seated need to be henpecked by her. [I have no information as to whether or not she outlived him.]

Possible links for Mr. Peterson:
'McHale's Navy' - While in the Pacific during WWII, he might have been stationed on Taratuga, where he might have crossed paths with Naval Commander Quinton McHale and his crew.

'Jack Of All Trades' - Peterson might also have bee stationed on Palau Palau. That island had been the location for the legendary exploits of Jack Styles, Thomas Jefferson's spy against the Napoleon in the South Pacific nearly 150 years before.

'Cheers' - It is unknown if Emil and Doris had any children, but he might have had a cousin living in Boston by the name of Norman.

So here's to Emil Peterson, Leatherneck. If ever I wear that chocolate cake-scented perfume, I'll think of him.

And cake.

BCnU.....
Tele-Toby


"I'll have you know I was one of the best Marine cooks in the Pacific.
When the men ate my chipped beef on toast,
They volunteered for suicide missions."
Emil Peterson
'The Bob Newhart Show'

NOTES:
"Hostile Mouse' was the description offered up by director Paul Bogert to help actor John Fielder to get a handle on the role.

This tribute would not have been possible had it not been for the research done by Joey Green for his book "Hi, Bob!", for which he has my thanks.

THE HAT SQUAD: SHEREE NORTH

Sheree North passed away about two weeks ago. She was an actress whose roles seemed to personify those worldly women "of a certain age" who have seen too much; who exude a hard-edged sexiness that could border on the slatternly. For the most part, her characters were the kind of woman teenaged boys hope might take them under her wing and teach them the ways of the world; a charter member of The Mrs. Robinson League.

Maybe that's why she played quite a few women named Gloria - more in keeping with the movie role of Gena Rowland's, not with Sally Struthers' TV character.

Her two best known roles in TV guest spots played upon that perception - as Charlene McGuire in 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show', and as Babs Kramer in 'Seinfeld'. [Her role as Dottie Wertz on 'Archie Bunker's Place' definitely filled the bill... and paid the bills while doing it!]

I always wished Ms. North could have made another appearance as Charlene once Ed Asner got the 'Lou Grant' spin-off. And for Toobworld's convenience, I wish she had been available to play the role when another script came along on 'MTM'. I think she may have been tied up with her role on 'Big Eddie', so Janis Paige stepped in. But it just wasn't the same without Sheree North.

As for Babs, I created a unified genealogy for several characters played by Kathleen Freeman which connected 'Seinfeld', 'Topper', 'Columbo' among other shows. Babs Kramer figured into that family tree as her illegitimate daughter by Cosmo Topper. [One day I'll rerun that article from the old Tubeworld Dynamic when the generic Kathleen Freeman character gets an honorary induction into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame.]

It's like Joni Mitchell sang, "You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone." I just realized what a unique presence Sheree North brought to her roles and there's nobody else out there right now who can convey that world-weary allure. Who's waiting in the wings who can someday project that aura? Eva Longoria? Denise Richards? Mischa Barton?

I don't think so.

So here's to you, Ms. Sheree North. You will be missed.

BCnU.....
Tele-Toby

TV SERIES
"Bay City Blues" (1983) TV Series .... Lynn Holtz (1983)
"I'm a Big Girl Now" (1980) TV Series .... Edie McKendrick
"Big Eddie" (1975) TV Series .... Honey Smith

TV MINI-SERIES
"Women in White" (1979) (mini) TV Series .... Lisa Gordon

TV MOVIES
Dead On the Money (1991) (TV)
Jake Spanner, Private Eye (1989) (TV)
Are You My Mother? (1986) (TV) .... Madelyn
Scorned and Swindled (1984) (TV) .... Maxine Wagner
Legs (1983) (TV) .... Ida
A Christmas for Boomer (1979) (TV)
Portrait of a Stripper (1979) (TV) .... Sally Evers
Amateur Night at the Dixie Bar and Grill (1979) (TV) .... Lettie Norman
A Real American Hero (1978) (TV) .... Carrie Todd
The Night They Took Miss Beautiful (1977) (TV) .... Layla Burden
Most Wanted (1976) (TV) .... Melissa Dawson
A Shadow in the Streets (1975) (TV) .... Gina Pulaski
The Whirlwind (1974) (TV)
Winter Kill (1974) (TV) .... Betty
Key West (1973) (TV) .... Brandi
Maneater (1973) (TV) .... Gloria Baron
Snatched (1973) (TV) .... Kim Sutter
Trouble Comes to Town (1973) (TV) .... Mrs. Murdock
Rolling Man (1972) (TV) .... Ruby
Code Name: Heraclitus (1967) (TV) .... Sally

TV PILOTS
Then Came Bronson (1969) (TV) .... Gloria Oresko

TV-RELATED FILMS
Madigan (1968) .... Jonesy

TELE-"HISTORICAL" ROLES
Marilyn: The Untold Story (1980) (TV) .... Gladys Baker
"The Great Adventure" playing "Agnes Lake" in episode: "Wild Bill Hickok - the Legend and the Man" (episode # 1.12) 3 January 1964

TV GUEST APPEARANCES
"Seinfeld" playing "Babs Kramer, Cosmo Kramer's Mother"
in episode: "The Finale: Part 1" (episode # 9.21) 14 May 1998
in episode: "The Switch" (episode # 6.11) 5 January 1995
"The Golden Girls" playing "Virginia Hollingsworth"
in episode: "Ebb Tide" (episode # 5.11) 7 December 1989
in episode: "Transplant" (episode # 1.4) 5 October 1985
"Hunter" playing "Dorothy Nickens" in episode: "Shield of Honor" (episode # 6.8) 2 December 1989
"Freddy's Nightmares" playing "Joyce Burton" in episode: "Bloodlines" (episode # 2.8) 26 November 1989
"Murder, She Wrote" playing "Norma Lewis" in episode: "No Laughing Murder" (episode # 3.18) 15 March 1987
"Matlock" playing "Alice Jenkins"
in episode: "The Don: Part 2" (episode # 1.7) 4 November 1986
in episode: "The Don: Part 1" (episode # 1.6) 28 October 1986
"Trapper John, M.D." playing "Tilly Whiteside" in episode: "The Unholy Ghost" (episode # 6.18) 10 March 1985
"Magnum, P.I." playing "Blanche Rafferty, Luther's Secretary" in episode: "The Return of Luther Gillis" (episode # 4.16) 16 February 1984
"Archie Bunker's Place" playing "Dotty Wertz"
in episode: "Barney and the Hooker" (episode # 1.13) 25 November 1979
in episode: "Archie and the Oldest Profession" (episode # 1.3) 7 October 1979
"Fantasy Island" playing "Julie" in episode: "The Prince/The Sheriff" (episode # 1.5) 11 February 1978
"Hallmark Hall of Fame" playing "Adele Serkin" in episode: "Have I Got a Christmas for You" 16 December 1977
"Westside Medical" playing "Laurie"
in episode: "My Physician, My Friend: Part 2" (episode # 1.10) 18 August 1977
in episode: "My Physician, My Friend: Part 1" (episode # 1.9) 11 August 1977
"Baretta" playing "Amy" in episode: "Big Bad Charlie" (episode # 3.23) 30 March 1977
"Family" playing "Constance Hume" in episode: "On the First Day of Christmas" December 1976
"Marcus Welby, M.D." in episode: "How Do You Know What Hurts Me?" (episode # 7.16) 13 January 1976
"Medical Center" playing "Sylvia Ronston" in episode: "Half a Life" (episode # 6.23) 17 March 1975
"Mary Tyler Moore" playing "Charlene Maguire, Lou Grant's Girlfriend"
in episode: "The Shame of the Cities" (episode # 5.19) 25 January 1975
in episode: "Lou and That Woman" (episode # 5.4) 5 October 1974
"Wide World of Mystery" playing "Mrs. Swimmer" in episode: "The Cloning of Clifford Swimmer" 1 November 1974
"Barnaby Jones" playing "Roxy Morgan" in episode: "Forfeit by Death" (episode # 3.6) 15 October 1974
"Hawaii Five-O" playing "Doris Brown" in episode: "A Hawaiian Nightmare" (episode # 7.2) 17 September 1974
"Kojak" playing "Mrs. Giancana"
in episode: "The Chinatown Murders: Part 2" (episode # 2.2) 15 September 1974
in episode: "The Chinatown Murders: Part 1" (episode # 2.1) 15 September 1974
"Hec Ramsey" playing "Widow Helpinstall" in episode: "Dead Heat" (episode # 2.3) 3 February 1974
"Hawkins" in episode: "Murder in Movieland" (episode # 1.2) 2 October 1973
"Owen Marshall: Counselor at Law" playing "Mrs. Knight" in episode: "The Pool House" (episode # 3.3) 26 September 1973
"Kung Fu" playing "Noreen Gallagher" in episode: "The Third Man" (episode # 1.14) 26 April 1973
"McMillan and Wife" playing "Dr. Marion Voight" in episode: "No Hearts, No Flowers" (episode # 2.5) 14 January 1973
"Cannon" playing "Millie Carroll" in episode: "Stakeout" (episode # 2.5) 11 October 1972
"Alias Smith and Jones" playing "Bess Tapscott" in episode: "The Men That Corrupted Hadleyburg" (episode # 2.18) 27 January 1972
"Medical Center" playing "Karen Porter"
in episode: "Shock!: Part 2" (episode # 3.16) 5 January 1972
in episode: "Shock!: Part 1" (episode # 3.15) 29 December 1971
"The Smith Family" in episode: "Lost Lady" (episode # 2.4) 6 October 1971
"The Most Deadly Game" playing "Lottie" in episode: "Who Killed Kindness?" (episode # 1.5) 7 November 1970
"The Name of the Game" playing "Mrs. Palmer" in episode: "One of the Girls in Research" (episode # 2.25) 3 April 1970
"Here Come the Brides" playing "Felicia" in episode: "A Hard Card to Play" (episode # 1.5) 23 October 1968
"Mannix" playing "Rose Anderson" in episode: "Comes Up Roses" (episode # 2.2) 5 October 1968
"The Fugitive" playing "Willy" in episode: "The Walls of Night" (episode # 4.27) 4 April 1967
"The Iron Horse" playing "Alix" in episode: "A Dozen Ways to Kill a Man" (episode # 1.15) 19 December 1966
"The Big Valley" playing "Libby Mathews" in episode: "The Man From Nowhere" (episode # 2.9) 14 November 1966
"Run for Your Life" playing "Jeannie Lake" in episode: "The Day Time Stopped" (episode # 2.1) 12 September 1966
"The Virginian" playing "Della Saunders" in episode: "That Saunders Woman" (episode # 4.27) 30 March 1966
"The Loner" playing "Cora" in episode: "Escort for a Dead Man" (episode # 1.14) 18 December 1965
"The Fugitive" playing "Marianne Adams" in episode: "An Apple a Day" (episode # 3.8) 2 November 1965
"Bob Hope Presents the Chrysler Theatre" playing "Mary" in episode: "The Crime" (episode # 3.2) 22 September 1965
"Burke's Law" playing "Cleo Delaney" in episode: "Who Killed Rosie Sunset?" (episode # 2.19) 27 January 1965
"Burke's Law" playing "The Maharani of Kooshipoo" in episode: "Who Killed Davidian Jonas?" (episode # 2.15) 30 December 1964
"The Greatest Show on Earth" playing "Gloria" in episode: "This Train Don't Stop Till It Gets There" (episode # 1.28) 14 April 1964
"Ben Casey" playing "Gloria Cooper" in episode: "Dress My D Pretty" (episode # 3.28) 18 March 1964
"The Virginian" playing "Karen Anders" in episode: "Walk in Another's Footsteps" (episode # 2.24) 11 March 1964
"Breaking Point" in episode: "Don't Cry Baby, Don't Cry" (episode # 1.15) 30 December 1963
"The Eleventh Hour" playing "Peggy Lewis" in episode: "There Should Be an Outfit Called 'Families Anonymous'!" (episode # 2.11) 11 December 1963
"Burke's Law" playing "Myrtle 'Gigi' String" in episode: "Who Killed the Kind Doctor?" (episode # 1.10) 29 November 1963
"Gunsmoke" playing "Avis Fisher" in episode: "Lover Boy" (episode # 9.2) 5 October 1963
"Breaking Point" playing "Lisa Adams" in episode: "Solo for B-Flat Clarinet" (episode # 1.1) 16 September 1963
"Ben Casey" in episode: "For This Relief, Much Thanks" (episode # 3.1) 9 September 1963
"The Untouchables" playing "Claire Simmons" in episode: "Search for a Dead Man" (episode # 4.13) 1 January 1963
"Playhouse 90" playing "Suzy" in episode: "Trapeze" (episode # 2.3) 26 September 1957
"Shower of Stars" in episode: "Lend an Ear" (episode # 1.2) 28 October 1954

WHEN TOOBWORLD AND "MARS" COLLIDE

The concept of Toobworld takes it as a given that all TV shows already exist in that alternate universe; it's just a matter of coming up with theoretical "splainins" as to why they connect to other shows. But it is nice when we can learn of definitive proof that a particular series has officially linked to the other shows previously established to exist in Earth Prime-Time.

The guys who chronicle the crossovers via Tommy Westphall's mind (from 'St. Elsewhere') have discovered the link that brings 'Veronica Mars' to the dance. Click on the link "Tommy Westphall's Mind" to learn more about it.

With the link that's listed just above that, "Crossovers via Tommy Westphall", these fellow fanatics have catalogued the rich interplay that unites over 200 TV series. And that forms the backbone for the body of work that goes into Toobworld.

Where we differ is in interpretation. They strictly adhere to the premise that it all takes place only in Tommy Westphall's mind, and they accept only those shows which have made official crossovers.

For Toobworld, the TV Universe was created as a manifestation of Mankind's creative energies; following the examples set by Fletcher Pratt and L. Sprague DeCamp, Marvin Kaye, and Craig Gardner Shaw, who explored the universes of mythology, Victorian literature, and B movies, respectively. As I said, it's all in there from TV; it's just a matter of time before it can be proven.

As for Tommy Westphall and that final scene from 'St. Elsewhere', we see it as a matter of interpretation. The series itself was the Reality; the "snowglobe scenario" was the fantasy of an autistic boy staring out a hospital window.

Still and all, Crossoverman and Smashsc have done incredible work over in those two links and I hope you check them out.

Congrats on catching the 'Veronica Mars' link, guys!

BCnU!
Tele-Toby

Thursday, November 17, 2005

SIXED UP

SkyOne has announced that 'The Prisoner could make a return after almost 40 years.

The executive producer will be Damien Timmer, who said that the new series would take "liberties with the original" and would not retain its arty feel. "Although it will be a radical reinvention, it will still be a heightened show," he added.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4447216.stm

Coming soon after the unsurprising news that the re-imagined update of 'The Night Stalker' - which had stripped away everything that had given the original its unique character - had been cancelled, I get the feeling that this new version of Patrick McGoohan's classic will not get a warm "Well Come".

But, I'm a nut for the series, so I won't be unmutual. I'm willing to give the new version a chance.

But I know I won't be speaking for the majority..........

BCnU!
Tele-Toby

"Reject this false world of Number Two! Reject it NOW!"
Number Six
'The Prisoner' -
"Change Of Mind"
See what I mean?

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

AND MISS CONGENIALITY IS.....

This being Ye Olde Month of Sweeps, we are feasting rather than fasting when it comes to crossovers in just the first week alone.

Two other shows made interesting connections last week, and both of them linked to current talk shows.

First up was the "Joey And The Sex Tape" episode of the abysmal 'Joey'. In order to head off a spurned ex-girlfriend's threat to release said videotape, Joey had to apologize live on Ellen DeGeneres' show.

Meanwhile, Oprah's best friend Gayle King (I think her job description really is "Oprah's Best Friend"!) helped the four women of 'Hot Properties' get into the Big O's studio. This happened the night following 'Joey' during the episode "Waiting For Oprah". (There is some nice timing in that, since here in the Real World there has been a lot of press about Oprah's 20th anniversary on the air.)

Fictional characters appearing real talk shows has long been a tradition in Toobworld. Here are a few other examples:

'Cheers' - 'Tonight'
'Seinfeld' - 'Tonight', 'Today', 'Live With Regis And Kathie Lee'
'Here's Lucy' - 'Tonight'
'Will & Grace' - 'Today'
'The Nanny' - 'The Rosie O'Donnell Show'
'The Simpsons' - 'Live With Regis And Kathie Lee'

Now THAT's cilantro!

BCnU!
Tele-Toby

CROSSOVER OF THE WEEK

Hi Gang! Hiya hiya hiya!

Your TV Universe Caretaker is back from a trip to the West Coast. So if people have been checking in, I apologize the blog hasn't been updated in a few days.

I'll be letting you in on the TV oriented activities from the trip over the next few days.

Meanwhile......

For the Crossover of the Week, it's a no-brainer: I've chosen the two-part storyline presented on the CBS procedurals 'CSI: Miami' and 'CSI: NY'.

Okay! That was easy. Let's all go out for pudding!

What? You want more? Feh. Okay.....

Henry Darius was a convicted serial killer in New York state. (If there be power in names, then he must have been foredoomed to be a serial killer. Despite the lofty meanings for both names, "Henry Darius" just sounds liek an excuse to be pummelled mercilessly in the schoolyard.)

But Darius had a secret that proved to be his ticket to freedom. Claiming that he also killed somebody down in Miami, the authorities flew him down Florida way so that he could lead them to the body. Darius sabotaged the plane and escaped when it crashed, so that he could continue his killing spree.

So the crossover was set into motion as Mac Taylor from the NY CSI of 'CSI: NY' reunited with Horation Caine of the Miami CSI on 'CSI: Miami', since Mac worked on the original case and knew the mind of Henry Darius.

When Darius took a hostage and returned to New York City, it was Horatio's turn to tag along. But this time it was due more to a promise he made to a young boy whose life had been upended by the Miami murders.

That's the meat of the crossover.

By the way, Horatio Caine will be the first character in the 'CSI' franchise to qualify for induction into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame, having appeared on the original 'CSI', ''CSI: NY', and of course, starring in 'CSI: Miami'.

And he didn't have to expose his freckled butt to do it.

As for Mac Taylor, he'll never make it into any mathematical honor society. At the end of the second part, he makes the observation that Darius killed twelve people over 72 hours. But if you kept a running tally, you'll see that the number was fifteen.

So. Now that I've provided the meat of the crossover, now can I have my pudding?

BCnU!
Tele-Toby


Tuesday, November 8, 2005

THE SUGGESTION BOX

This is from fellow Iddiot "Bobt":

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I felt like I was channeling Toby today when I saw the promo for the
upcoming CSI Miami and CSI NY combined episode. That promo made me think of
a serious crossover: the perp of the crime is ex-navy, so Navy CSI starts
the episode; crimes were committed in FL and in NY, so both of those CSI
programs get involved; they find old remains of a body in Los Vegas, so CSI
gets involved and they need a skeletal expert, thus Bones gets involved;
finally, since they can't solve the crimes, they call in the Numbers man and
whats-his-name from Criminal Minds. That should take care of a season.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Well, 'Bones' is on FOX, and even though I'm all for Television without borders, it's not likely to become a universally accepted idea.

But CBS should find a way to throw in 'Cold Case' and then have the trial in Indianapolis and that way you can bring in 'Close To Home'.

And for good measure?

Make the Killer Navy Guy a crewmember from the Big Horn who's now an alien infectee and we can add in 'Threshold'!

Thanks for the ideas, Bobt!

BCnU!
Tele-Toby

A DEBATABLE "BUG"

By using Forrest Sawyer, portraying himself, to moderate the live debate on ‘The West Wing’ , NBC was striving to make the episode look as realistic as possible.

Anybody tuning in midway were supposed to get the feeling that it was really happening, like the classic radio broadcast of “The War Of The Worlds” by Orson Welles.

Only, since this was about politics, it was scarier.

NBC may have taken things too far, however, by using the NBC News logo on the screen. The “bug” upset a lot of viewers who are sticklers for the separation of the news and entertainment divisions; and apparently many of them flooded various TV message boards online with their complaints.

By making it too real, NBC got a bit of a problem in at least one local TV market. WNBC/Ch. 4 of New York City ran a thunderstorm warning crawl, which left some viewers wondering if it was real or not. For all they knew, it was all part of the on-screen illusion.

Of course, the news has never been pure in Television; probably not in any medium. In the early days you had newscasts like the ‘Camel News Caravan’, when sponsors had a tight grip on TV’s content.

Do you think Camel Cigarettes were ever the subject of any news stories, if Camel was sponsoring the broadcast?

And many news personalities (a problem right there in that description!) have blended news and showbiz over the years – all of those TV reporters who played themselves during the run of ‘Murphy Brown’. Including Walter Cronkite, the “most trusted man in America”, who made the biggest impression in this type of crossover with his appearance on ‘The Mary Tyler Moore Show’.

Actually, I don’t know why those media-watchers are so upset. The TV world is NOT the Real World, and ‘The West Wing’ is not even part of the main TV Universe.

If those people viewing at home showed any inclination that Congressman Matthew Santos and Senator Arnold Vinick were actually real-life candidates for the Presidency, then they were lost long before the first “bug” appeared in the corner of the screen.

What NBC should have done was to acknowledge ‘The West Wing’ was not the Real World; embraced it. They should have created an NBC News logo that doesn’t exist here in the “Trueniverse”, but only there in ‘The West Wing’ version of TV Land. Maybe even change the name of the corporation just slightly to signify this wasn’t our world. Make it NBE – the National Broadcasting Enterprise, or something similar….

Then again, they’ve cited NBC’s name in past episodes; and this IS a business more than art, after all…. Don’t want the audience to lose sight of that fact. Gotta keep them loyal to the network so that they’ll return to watch ‘Joey’ on Thursday!

Ugh.

Oh well. At least Mr. Sawyer racked up a credit for himself in the League of Themselves!

BcnU!
Tele-Toby

PS-
As to who I thought won the debate, that’s going to have to wait for a week. By then I will have seen both versions – the East Coast live broadcast as well as the West Coast one – and will compare them for differences.

But I’ll tell you this – I’m a moderate Democrat who would rather see Vinick win this fictional presidential race. And that’s because I’m looking at what would create a more interesting storyline as the series winds down to its finale.

But if it was the Real World? Thanks, but no thanks. I’ve had enough Republican administrations for awhile…..

Monday, November 7, 2005

BLOOD SIMPLE: 'MATT HOUSTON' & 'MATLOCK'

A lot of Toobworld theories are basically accidents. I stumble across some nuggets of trivia while researching something else; something unrelated. Or I could just be channel-surfing and land on a show or commercial at the fortuitous moment which triggers the light bulb over my head. Oftentimes there’s a good chance I might never have made these discoveries otherwise.

Take for example my post “Lloyd Behavior” from 11//05/05. While ruminating on various characters played by the late Lloyd Bochner, I had to read the plot summaries for each of the episodes of shows in which he appeared.

So while looking into his three appearances as Elgin Cody on ‘Matt Houston’, I learned that Matt was adopted. Bill Houston (as portrayed by David Wayne) was Matt’s adoptive father. His biological father was a character played by Lloyd Bridges. And his name was Virgil Wade, aka Wade Matlock.

Now that’s the type of surname that leaps off the page for a televisiologist like me!

"In this episode we learn that Matt is adopted. His adoptive father is Bill Houston, and his biological father is Virgil Wade, a.k.a. Wade Matlock."

As it was written up at TV.com, one might assume that “Virgil Wade” was his real name, and “Wade Matlock” was an alias. But what if he was known throughout the two-part episode as Virgil Wade, only to be revealed by the end to be Wade Matlock?

And that way, we can make the claim that there was a blood relation link between 'Matt Houston' and 'Ben Matlock'.

Even if “Wade Matlock” was the alias, we could still make the claim; just on more specious grounds. Perhaps Virgil Wade used his mother’s maiden name which offered him an easier opportunity to create the alias.

Oh well. I won’t know how to play it until I actually view the episode and see how it lays. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an episode of ‘Matt Houston’. It probably was dismissed by one of my earlier regenerations as being just another run-of-the-mill private eye show. Although why I didn’t at least check out an episode once Buddy Ebsen joined the cast is beyond me!

BcnU!

Tele-Toby

“Any TV schedule without Buddy Ebsen sucks eggs.”
George Utley
‘Newhart’

Sunday, November 6, 2005

CROSSOVER OF THE WEEK!

"Law & Order"
&
"Star Trek"

I probably should have taped 'Law & Order' this week, considering Paul Robinette was making a re-appearance (But now on the other side of the courtroom as the lawyer for the defense). But I didn't. And now I have to rely on my faulty memory for the details in some of the arguments between McCoy and Borgia.

But first, here's a recap of the episode from the NBC press release:

"WAS ABUSIVE MOTHER UNKNOWINGLY STERILIZED WITH ILLEGAL I.U.D.? FORMER 'LAW' MAN RICHARD BROOKS RETURNS TO GUEST-STAR

When an abusive young mother and murder suspect suddenly dies in her prison cell, an autopsy tells Detectives Fontana (Dennis Farina) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) that the woman has died from an I.U.D. containing benecrine -- an illegal drug that sterilizes its users -- given by a nurse practitioner (guest star Stephanie Roth Haberle) with a social agenda.

As A.D.A.s McCoy (Sam Waterston) and Borgia (Annie Parisse) consider filing second-degree manslaughter charges, they meet a former A.D.A. -- Paul Robinette (Richard Brooks) -- who is now defending the nurse and thinks he has a good case."
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During their discussion about the historical background to the case, McCoy and Borgia referred to several cases of enforced sterilization argued before the Supreme Court, and to the timeline of the practice, to show how recently it had been applied even in California, a state known for its more liberal leanings.

[Interested in learning more about the historical aspect of forced sterilization in America? Click on the link for "Footnote TV" over there to the left, and check out the 'Law & Order' entry for "Birthright".]

Now I could be mistaken about my memory on this, but I'm fairly certain they made mention of its practice in Europe; and they did so as if to say that it might be still going on over there.

I'm fuzzy on the details, but there's no doubt in my mind as to what they called the practice - Eugenics.

From the Memory Alpha website:

"Eugenics (also known as Selective Breeding) the philosophy or practice of selectively breeding traits in or out of a group of organisms. While widely used in botany and horticulture, eugenics via genetic engineering in sentient lifeforms (creating "Augments") is illegal in the Federation.

The Eugenics Wars were a series of conflicts that took place on Earth from 1993 to 1996 with a total death toll of 30 million, although some historians think it was closer to 35 million. The wars began in 1993 when the Augments seized control in 40 Earth nations.

To average inhabitants of the United States of America and other industrialized nations, the wars had very little impact on everyday life, and went unmentioned and possibly unknown to much of the world population at the time. It may have been some time before much of the world knew of the massive wars taking place around them. The United States of America were relatively untouched by the Wars, but American troops fought in theaters such as Northern Africa."
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Toobworld is NOT the Real World. People, objects, locations, and events happen in the TV Universe which never occur in the Real World. It drives me nuts when people refer to something that's happened in a TV show and dismiss it because it hasn't happened yet in the Real World.

Here's a trivial example - nitpickers complained when Josh Lyman used a Verizon phone booth in a flashback scene - which took place some time before Verizon came into being.

Yeah... so? People, how come you're not all bent out of shape because Josh Lyman doesn't actually exist in the Real World? "W" is our President, not Jed Bartlet. Where's your sense of outrage over that? (On second thought, I think that's building....)

Toobworld is NOT the Real World. So stop carping over the details that don't jibe with our reality.

"It's fiction, babe."

Anyway.....Here in the Real World, we didn't have the Eugenics Wars during the 1990s. Instead we had a near equivalent with an Orwellian name to neutralize its horror - "ethnic cleansing". But basically, it served the same purpose as its dimensional counterpart - the winnowing of the "chaff" from the breeding stock of the human race.

And here we had Jack McCoy of 'Law & Order' discussing the 'Star Trek' concept of Eugenics, and in such a way as to acknowledge that the Eugenics Wars did take place.

For this televisiologist, that moment of realization was bracing, as it was totally unexpected. Most of the time 'Star Trek' is nothing more than a Zonk!, a joke reference in other TV shows. But it's very rare when you get a hint that other TV shows outside of the franchise acknowledge 'Star Trek' as being a part of the same universe. If at all, the reference is usually an accident - as I'm sure the planet Vulcan was in a 'Doctor Who' story arc.

But every so often you get a deliberate nod - like the scientist Jackson Roykirk in an episode of 'Team Knight Rider', who was first mentioned in 'Star Trek' as the inventor of "Nomad".

This reference to Eugenics on 'Law & Order' was probably not meant as a direct reference to 'Star Trek'. But at the same time, I can't picture any TV writer not thinking of 'Trek' when invoking the term.

What else might we infer from a link between 'Law & Order' and 'Star Trek'?

Could Jack McCoy somehow be related to "Bones" McCoy?

BCnU!
Tele-Toby