Sunday, February 3, 2008


Solange Kelly was the owner of the Nirvana Health Club Farm in "Who Killed The Eleventh Best-Dressed Woman In The World?", an episode of 'Burke's Law'.

While baring her soul to Captain Amos Burke, Solange revealed that she stole away the first husband of the murder victim, Celia Bannerman. Celia wanted to exact revenge on her, but Solange never remarried after her husband died in Korea.

If she is still living under her married surname rather than her maiden name, then it's pozz'ble, just pozz'ble (as Mushrat would say), that her husband was Lt. General Robert "Iron Guts" Kelly, as seen in the "Iron Guts" episode of 'M*A*S*H'.

Solange probably thought her husband died bravely in the line of duty - which is exactly what Kelly's aide Colonel Wortman arranged. In actuality, Lt. General Kelly died in Hot Lips' tent - like they said in the MAD Magazine spoof of 'M*A*S*H', the Army traveled on her stomach.

It's always the way - Old Iron Guts cheated on his wife Celia with Solange. So why would he change his ways once he married her? That's the main reason why I like this theory!

Toby OB

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