Saturday, January 10, 2009

A ROMAN CURIA CURIO

Joost is now showing the complete run of 'Popetown' episodes, which I think is coming out on DVD (if it's not already). You probably don't remember, but this was an animated series from the UK a couple of years ago, which was about a different take on the Vatican (hence, "Popetown"). It got a lot of pre-broadcast brickbats from the all-powerful publicity department working for the Pontiff, and so it was pulled from the schedule before ever airing.

So now you've got a chance to see it
here.

But the thing is....as Jay Sherman would say on 'The Critic', it STINKS!
And I'm not saying that because I was offended. Lapsed Catholic that I am, I can enjoy a good laugh at the Church's expense.

No, the cartoon is just bad. Very grade-school humor with no sense of intelligence about it. And it's not like you can't balance both - 'The Simpsons', 'South Park', and 'Family Guy' proved that. This had me checking the counter to see how much longer I had to suffer through it; never a good sign.
And it's a shame too, since so many talented people were involved in making this, and Jerry Hall as well. (Hey, they can take cheap shots, so can I!) Mackenzie Crook, Matt Lucas, Ben Miller for a quick live-action sequence at the beginning.

In fact, I think they missed the mark and should have gone with that for a series, because it did look like it had potential.....

The worst was Ruby Wax as the high-pitched, psychotic, childish Pope. Again, I wasn't offended, it just seemed to be a cheap shot, not based on anything. And it was far too annoying to stay with. I would have preferred the Pope impersonator to have remained with the series!

Your mileage may vary. Maybe it's just me. But if you're so inclined to see it through, that episode does have links for the remaining batch.
BCnU!
Toby O'B

MUSINGS ON McGOOHAN

Thanks to a link provided by my blogging buddy Medium Rob*, I checked out this story about the upcoming mini-series of 'The Prisoner' on AMC:

iFMagazine.com: Breaking News:
NO CAMEO BY McGOOHAN IN 'THE PRISONER' MINI-SERIES


THE SKINNY:
AMC made a presentation for its new six-part mini-series THE PRISONER (a remake of the classic BBC series which will debut November 2009) at the Television Critic's press tour today, and producer Trevor Hopkins says original series creator and star Patrick McGoohan was originally approached to make an appearance, but thetiming didn't work out.

"We asked McGoohan to play a cameo," says Hopkins. "He loved it and loved the casting, but he wasn't able to travel and take part of it."

I have to admit, the phrasing in that quote by Hopkins leaves me worried about McGoohan's health. I have no way of knowing how he is, one way or the other. But as he's my second favorite actor of all time (following Sir Alec Guinness), I'm wishing all the best for Mr. McGoohan.

(And my Iddiot friend Tom Ucko has pointed out to me that he's not been seen on film or TV since 1998......)

Just sending out good wishes from Toobworld Central.....

BCnU!

Toby O'B

*Rob's blog is "The Medium Is Not Enough" and you'll find the link to the left.....

THE HAT SQUAD: CHERYL HOLDRIDGE

Cheryl Holdridge, one of the original Mouseketeers on 'The Mickey Mouse Club', has passed away from lung cancer at the age of 64.

She played many recurring roles in Classic Toobworld, most especially Julie Foster on 'Leave It To Beaver'. It would be a role she would reprise many years later in the sequel 'Still The Beaver'. But there was also Judy Doucette on 'My Three Sons', Lila Meredith on 'Bachelor Father', and Norma Lane on 'Ozzie and Harriet'.

"Still the Beaver"

"Bewitched"
"Wagon Train"
"My Three Sons"
"The Eleventh Hour"
"Dr. Kildare"
"Mr. Novak"
"The Dick Van Dyke Show"
"Leave It to Beaver"
"Hawaiian Eye"
"Ripcord"
"The Donna Reed Show"
"Dennis the Menace"
"King of Diamonds"
"The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis"
"The Rifleman"
"The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet"
Life with Archie
"Bachelor Father"
"Westinghouse Playhouse"
"Walt Disney Presents: Annette"

"Good night and may God bless...."
- Red Skelton

BCnU...
Toby O'B

AS SEEN ON TV: GRANT'S TOOB

Continuing with our look at a few "Tele-POTUSii" as we get closer to the inauguration of Barack Obama.....

When the time comes to induct Ulysses S. Grant into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame, Roy Engel will have the honor to be the actor to officially portray him. Not only did he play Grant in six episodes of 'The Wild, Wild West', but also in an episode of 'You Are There'.

But he's not the only one to play Grant in Toobworld.
This website has lots of information as well as quite a few photos of Grant, as general and as President.

BCnU!
Toby O'B

Friday, January 9, 2009

THE HAT SQUAD: HINGLE KNELLS

"Every year I look for the nastiest, hatefulest, meanest man to represent.
And this year, you're it.
"
Ben Matlock
'Matlock'
[Talking to his client, Tom McCabe, played by Pat Hingle]


Passing away at the age of 84, Pat Hingle is the first major entry in the 2009 Hat Squad. Hingle was in the business for over fifty years, but it may have seemed like it was longer. This would be due to the fact he had the looks, like Jack Kruschen and Harold Gould, to play older than he really was.

Like Spencer Tracy and Henry Fonda before him, Pat Hingle had a talent that was deceptive; it was dependable and felt natural, and he made it look easy, to the point where you might not even think he was acting.

There was a role that never came about; as far as Toobworld was concerned, it existed, but it was never shown on-camera, and Hingle was my choice to play it.

When we were introduced to Dr. Leslie Arzt in the first season of 'Lost', I was under the mistaken impression that his character might be sticking around for a lot longer than he turned out to be. (That idea certainly blew up in my face!) And since everybody on that show got a flashback episode sooner or later, usually dealing with Daddy issues, I thought Pat Hingle would have been the right choice for playing Arzt, Senior.

Although he did appear in an episode of 'The Andy Griffith Show' and in one of 'Matlock' as other characters, I always thought that if Andy Taylor (or Ben Matlock for that matter) had a brother, Pat Hingle was the perfect choice for the role. Just sayin', is all......

Putting aside his movie roles (which strangely enough I can't think of one that I ever saw without consulting the list at IMDb.com), Hingle left behind a strong body of work in TV: tele-folks both good and bad, and a few historical figures (like Admiral Bull Halsey of 'War And Remembrance' and PJ Kennedy of "The Kennedys of Massachusetts"). But there are two in particular I'll be taking a closer look at. Those posts will be coming along soon.

So I tip my TV Nation cap to you, Pat Hingle. Toobworld was made richer by your presence, and is poorer now that you've left.

"Good night, and may God bless....."
- Red Skelton

BCnU.....
Toby O'B

2008 TOOBITS AWARDS - THE GRAND FINALE!

Ta da! This is it, folks! The finale to the 2008 Toobits Awards! I promise!

BEST NEW TV SERIES
COMEDY:
DOMESTIC

'Z Rock'
For anybody who wanted "This Is Spinal Tap" to be transformed into a TV series, this was the next best thing. A real-life band (ZO2) who "day-light" as a kids' party band try to land a record deal. With lots of great guest stars, mostly playing themselves, 'Z Rock' achieved the near-impossible: it made me laugh out loud many times during each episode.

It was presented on IFC and you should make an effort to watch it. And I'm hoping for a boxed set to be released!

IMPORTED
'Gavin & Stacey'
This will be the show on display when they write about "comedy with heart". Every character had a rich story; even the minor characters had an unexpected depth to them instead of just being one-offs to deliver a joke. Sure, the A storyline about the fast-blooming love story of Gavlar and Stace was supposed to be the primary focus. However, they were soon trumped by the rocky relationship between hard-partying Smithy and Nessa, who may or may not have had a highly adventurous past. Add to that Stacey's mother Gwen, Gavin's parents Mick and Pam, and especially Rob Brydon as Uncle Bryn, and maybe the show should have had a more inclusive title for them all.

DRAMA:
'True Blood'
Seductive, tawdry, bawdy, funny, disgusting, shocking, and sad. All it needs are flying monkeys and a few song and dance numbers! HBO has probably hit on the perfect successor to 'The Sopranos', smartly avoiding anything of a similar nature. Based on the "Sookie Stackhouse" novels, Alan Ball has given Toobworld not only a town full of interesting characters (as well as the town of Bon Temps), but also a lot of new concepts to work with, including shape-shifters and Tru-Blood. Of course, that does lead to a few problems, as I mentioned in the earlier post.

BEST TV MOVIE
"24: Redemption"Tying into an established series helped this to win. Otherwise, I might have gone with one of the other candidates since '24' is delegated to an alternate TV dimension. Still, it gave newbies a chance to sample the series in a bite-size nugget ("bite-size" by the '24' standard).

BEST MINI-SERIES
'Generation Kill'
At times it felt more like we were watching a documentary, especially during the battle scenes. I'm still not sure I have all the characters straight in my head (pun intended for Rudy), but each of them did make an impression on me. And I hope some of those actors won't take too long in bringing more characters to populate Toobworld.

BEST ONLINE TELEVISION
"Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
Since online content was not yet included in the WGA contract, I have no problem enjoying this musical as much as I did.

BEST COMMERCIAL
"Adopt" - Sci-Fi
It's a blipvert promo for the Sci-Fi channel, and it's probably the most heart-tugging thing I've seen, outside of the reunion of Desmond and Penny on 'Lost' and the letter from Stacey's dad on 'Gavin & Stacey'. Definitely the most heart-tugging brought in under two minutes!

You can see
"Adopt" here.

BEST IMPORT
Comedy:
'Gavin & Stacey'

See above for the reason why.

Top Runner-up: 'Supernova'
Drama:
'New Tricks'
As I splained earlier, to qualify for 2008, I had to become aware of the show (as well as see it) in that year. Even if it began years earlier, as was the case for 'New Tricks', then that NBC mantra applies: If I haven't seen it, it's new to me.

'New Tricks' has been something I eagerly look forward to watching every Saturday morning once I get home from work; I find myself jonesing for it when Channel 21 preempts it for pledge marathons. I'm not sure what I'll do if they don't go back and play it all again from the beginning, because I discovered it halfway through Channel 21's run of the second season.

'New Tricks' leads the pack of shows this season which I call "comfort food viewing": dependable, easy-going, nothing too difficult for the little grey cells. Other new shows like that have been 'Eleventh Hour', 'The Mentalist', and 'Leverage'.

BEST EPISODE, ANY GENRE
'Fringe' - "Pilot"
A combination of factors led this episode to win the honors. First off, the surprise twist near the end involving John Scott. Usually, when you hire a name actor as a guest star in a pilot, it's to help boost viewership, knowing full well that the actor won't be around for the run. Usually that type of character gets killed off.

So that's what I expected when I heard Mark Valley was in the cast. Figured that he'd give the show a decent launch and then either his character would die, or fade away from Olivia's life to recuperate. Never expected him to turn as he did, still die, and yet then keep coming back to the series!

Another major factor was that I saw it on the big screen at the Paley Center auditorium during their annual Pilot Week. I think that definitely gave it more impact.


BEST TWO-PARTER
'Primeval'
Season One Episode Six/Season Two Episode OneWhen Nick Cutter came back from the Past and realized that somehow he had changed the entire course of History - to the point where a woman he once knew no longer existed - it seemed like they had painted themselves into a corner from which there was no escape. And to the show's credit, they didn't even try. Nothing was magically restored, but instead they accepted the changes and moved on. And, as I posted last night, it gave Toobworld a great big beautiful splainin for discrepancies like the fictional President in 'Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea'.

And so there you have it! The final batch of 2008 Toobits Awards winners. I've already wiped the slate clean in the toobits data file and have already started collecting a few nominees for 2009.

I hope you enjoyed the awards show!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

PS:
And this marks the 3400th post for "Inner Toob"......

AS SEEN ON TV: RUTHERFORD B. HAYES

As we get closer to the inauguration of Barack Obama as the 44th President of the United States, I thought we might start to focus on other Presidents who have been portrayed in Toobworld....
This is President Rutherford B. Hayes as he appeared in "General Sherman's March Through Dodge City", an episode of 'Bat Masterson'.

BCnU!
Toby O'B

2008 TOOBITS AWARDS - PART SEVEN

Trust me, folks! We're getting very close to the end now. But first, a few more of the - as well as the worst - that 2008 had to offer......

BEST MOVIE THAT SHOULD BE ADAPTED INTO A TV SHOW
"Wall-E"
Until the humans aboard the Axion actually showed up, this could have been considered a live-action movie; the CGI was that good. And the ending didn't close the door on future adventures for Wall-E and Eve; and since Disney is good for exploiting its product with TV spin-offs, a series may be possible... although I think a movie sequel may get priority.

BEST SEASON FINALE
'Lost'

The Island disappeared, Desmond and Penny were reunited, and the secret was revealed as to who was in the box..... Case closed. Nothing left to discuss.

BEST SERIES FINALE
'Life On Mars' (UK version)
I know a lot of people are going to argue that this honor should go to 'The Shield'. Bleep them, as Vic Mackey might say. First off, I'm one who wanted Mackey dead, preferably shanked in prison by some skel he busted from an earlier season, brought back in a glorified cameo. And even though I did like the ending - with Mackey trapped in a bureaucratic hell (at least for the next three years... if he doesn't eat his gun) with no hope of ever finding his family again - I didn't get the feeling that it had any major impact on Toobworld. We're all about Toobworld here, remember.

But with 'Life On Mars', it not only spawned a sequel ('Ashes To Ashes'), but an American remake as well. And we were able to make the case that they could be connected, using 'Ashes To Ashes' as precedent. (Read Sam Tyler's file, fall into a coma, relive his experiences.)

Aside from the Toobworld implications, seeing Sam up on the roof, with Israel "Iz" Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole's ukelele rendition of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" playing, I can't watch it and not be moved to tears. It's a series like 'Life On Mars' that makes me so angry when people call television just "furniture".

WORST SERIES CONCLUSION
'New Amsterdam' The reason why? Because it ended. This series had potential, looked fairly reasonable to produce (price-wise), and enriched the Toobworld timeline so much.

BEST HISTORICAL RECREATION
'John Adams' Being a mini-series, and being presented on HBO where they could show warts (or rather, pustules) and all, we were able to get the most detailed retelling of our own near-mythological history.

BEST SENSE OF ONE'S OWN HISTORY
'How I Met Your Mother' - "The Bracket"
Barney had to go back over his romantic history in order to figure out who had been sabotaging his attempts at conquest. We learned about not only a slew of strange ladies he bedded, but also had the greatest hits of those who actually appeared on past episodes.

I had another favorite, one not as intense in its trip down memory lane:

'Psych' - "Shawn (and Gus) Of The Dead'

This episode made references back to episodes "9 Lives" and "Sixty Five Million Years Off".

BEST BLEND OF TOOBWORLD AND REAL WORLD HISTORY
'New Amsterdam'

Best of the bunch, from a personal perspective, was the episode set during the Civil War when he worked with Walt Whitman in a surgical tent. (That's because Whitman was played by my upstairs neighbor.)

STRANGEST BLEND OF TOOBWORLD SHOWS
'Swap Shop' with Basil Brush
What was basically a reality-based program entered Toobworld surrealism when one of Great Britain's best-known puppets appeared on an episode. It can be comparable to when Kermit the Frog appeared on 'The Wheel of Fortune' - not exactly a venue where you would expect to see a member of Toobworld's puppet population.

Apparently it was a big success, because later this month Basil will be hosting his own 'Swap Shop' in which children can swap their unwanted toys for something else with other kids.

BEST SEQUEL
Imported:
'Ashes To Ashes' from 'Life On Mars'
Deceptively, it looks like a retread of the original series - swap out the main character and replace him with a woman, but bring back all the same characters to deal with. But I think the show's creators may be going for something a little more; if not deeper, than at least in a different direction. We'll see when season two kicks off.

Domestic:
'90210' from 'Beverly Hills, 90210'

I won't lie to you. I'm not watching this. I didn't watch the original, for that matter. But it's nice to see that a Toobworld location is recognized as being still in existence, even if we don't see all of the originals students who went there.

BEST REMAKE
'Life On Mars'
I was so prepared to hate this show, even if it had been the original version planned by David E. Kelley. I probably would have hated that version anyway. But aside from one major misfire, this adaptation has not only honored its source material and not betrayed it, but it has provided its own compelling mysteries.

The misfire? Casting Harvey Keitel as Gene Hunt. The role required somebody like Gene Hackman in his Popeye Doyle prime; Keitel just comes across as a cranky old man. (That character type didn't play in the election, and it ain't playing here.) But at least Michael Imperioli has brought an improvement over the original series with his take on Ray Carling. (Sorry, Dean Andrews.)

WORST SEQUEL
'Knight Rider'I was accepting of it, if not actually watching it (well, one or two episodes for research purposes), until the powers that be at NBC decided to screw with it some more during the winter hiatus. In trying to get back to the type of show its forebear once was, 'Knight Rider' has now jettisoned the only aspects of it that made it bearable - especially Bruce Davison's character. If you want 'Knight Rider' to be like the original series, why ditch the one character most similar to the original Devon Miles?

Network suits. Say it with me, folks: They should be nibbled to death by ducks!

At any rate, how could they have made this show any stupider than the scene shown above. The temperature inside KITT was rising to the point where they were about to be boiled alive... and she continues to wear a metal necklace!!!!

WORST SPIN-OFF
'Dance Wars' from 'Dancing With The Stars'
Don't get me started......

BEST TIE-IN
'Lost In Austen'

This time around, the book came first.

BEST REVIVED SERIES
'Reaper' After such a promising pilot episode, this show quickly fell into a rut. Variations on the same themes, villains, methods of dispatchment. (Looks like I made up a word, according to spell-check!) But then it came back from the writers' strike, and they were somehow revitalized and the show began to explore lots of other topics. I think it all started with the episode "Leon", but from there it introduced us to a demon rebellion, the dangers of love with a succubus, and more mystery involving Sam's parentage.

But all through it, no matter what, Ray Wise as the Devil was aces!

BEST ADVANCEMENT FOR TOOBWORLD
'Primeval'
Because of the major reworking of the Toobworld timeline between the first and second season, 'Primeval' gave us the perfect opportunity to claim that certain shows in the past are now different and more in keeping with the established TV universe. We also have a new splainin for why two different characters in one show might look the same, without resorting to the identical cousin excuse.

BIGGEST SETBACK FOR TOOBWORLD
'True Blood'

Don't get me wrong, I love this show. (As you'll see in tomorrow's Toobits.) However, the introduction of the drink Tru-Blood will cause future problems in keeping Toobworld cohesive when it comes to vampires. For instance, how come Mick St. John of last year's 'Moonlight' wasn't drinking Tru-Blood if it's been around for at least two years? If vampires are now living openly in society, how come people will probably act as though vampires should be a myth in future TV shows? These are the types of problems that will give me agita and prevent me from sleeping during the day.....

Okay!

We have one more round of Toobits Awards to go!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

Thursday, January 8, 2009

REPEATING HISTORY

Ah, the innocence of a by-gone era in Television.....

"I was up all night,
Polishing my sword
."
Captain Lee Crane
'Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea'

That was from the episode "Doomsday" which is airing right now on the American Life Network. Apparently the United States mistakes a satellite launch for a missile attack, which brings the world of 1973 to the brink of Armegeddon.

For the last few days during my countdown of the 2008 Toobits Awards, I've been mentioning the major contribution of 'Primeval' to Toobworld - that of a major shift in the timeline so that certain events - and characters - have been altered. Nick Cutter goes back in time through one of the anomalies and when he returns, Claudia Brown no longer exists, but a woman who looks just like her but named Jenny Lewis is now alive. When he returns, there's also a brand new Anomaly Research Centre (ARC), and they are years ahead of their research into the prehistoric past.

One of the shows I used as an example of the benefits from this timeline tweak was 'Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea', and the "Doomsday" episode provide the evidence:

It takes place in 1973; the date is right up there on King Neptune's banner as the sub is crossing the Equator. But the President of the United States was not Richard M. Nixon, but Henry Talbot McNeil (not that it matters, but as played by Ford Rainey). And that's how it stood until Cutter changed the timeline back during the prehistoric period. Upon his return, McNeil never was President of the United States, but instead Nixon was the POTUS of 1973.

Although the events of "Doomsday" still play out in the new timeline, it's now Nixon who brings the world to the brink of annihilation. However, the viewing audience in the "Trueniverse" will always just see the original version of that timeline. (Must be something wrong with the vortex transmission, he said, while whistling innocently and rolling his eyes.)

I realize I've mentioned this several times in the past, but there are always new visitors to "Inner Toob", first learning of the Toobworld Concept. So it's always new to somebody.......

BCnU!
Toby O'B

THE 2008 TOOBITS AWARDS - PART SIX

Yep! We're still churning out the Toobits Awards for 2008, honoring those shows and characters who best exemplified the many facets of the TV Universe.

Today, we're finally looking at the basis of the Toobworld Concept: Crossovers!

BEST CROSSOVER
'Pushing Daisies' - 'Wonderfalls'
In the episode "Comfort Food", Ned and Olive had to once again face one of their eatery nemeses - Marianne Marie Beetle, owner of a home-based operation, "Muffin Buffalo".

"Muffin Buffalo" was the title of an unaired episode of 'Wonderfalls', one of 'Pushing Daisies' creator Bryan Fuller's earlier series.
Even though the episode never aired, it was included in a boxed set for 'Wonderfalls', and as is the case with online TV content, the Toobworld concept has been expanded beyond what is broadcast to include DVD material.

This confrontation between Beth Grant as Marianne and Kristen Chenowith as Olive is one good reason why this nabbed "Best Crossover":

Marianne
: Ah, the sweet smell of victory!
Olive: Not this year, turd-muffin.
Marianne: I'll shut your pie hole good.
Olive: Bring it, stale-cakes!

I love it when characters from different shows trash-talk each other. Cat fight!

There was a runner-up.......
'Doctor Who' - "Stolen Earth" & "The Journey's End"
linked to 'Torchwood' and 'The Sarah Jane Adventures'

Mark Wright of The Stage blog TV Today summed it up best:

"When I was a kid I loved those Marvel Comics team-ups when you'd have Spider-Man teaming up with Captain America and the X-Men. This is the 'Doctor Who' equivalent and it's pant-wettingly exciting. Some of the audience will never have seen 'Torchwood', some will never have seen 'The Sarah Jane Adventures', but it doesn't matter. This is a celebration of where Davies has taken 'Doctor Who' and just what has been achieved in four years. 'Doctor Who' is literally a small television industry now, and it's only right and proper that we get to see the spin-off shows brought together under the hospitable roof of the parent show."

WORST CROSSOVER
'Tonight' & 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (1/10/08)
This happened during the writers' strike, and just carried an air of a smack in the face to the WGA.

MOST CRASS CROSSOVER
'Law & Order - Criminal Intent' & 'In Plain Sight'
That award title is probably misleading, because I saw no problem in doing this crossover. But it was obvious that the parent corporation for both shows wanted to make sure 'In Plain Sight' got a kick-off boost in its first weeks with an appearance by Mary Shannon on one of the Peacock network's components in the 'Law & Order' franchise. Sure, it was the weakest of the three surviving shows, but still it was major network exposure.

FIRST CROSSOVER OF THE YEAR 2008
Ashley Abbott
'The Bold & The Beautiful' to 'The Young & The Restless'
You can usually count on the soap operas to get out of the blocks first.

BEST COMMERCIAL CROSSOVER
Commercial/Commercial
Geico - Mrs. Butterworth
Somebody in that ad agency for Geico is smoking some serious bleep. Inspired!

Commercial/Animated Series
DirecTV - 'Scooby Doo, Where Are You?'
Except for the fact that Scooby Doo makes me cringe, this was a great choice if you were going the classic TV cartoon route.

Commercial/Live Action Series
Dr. Pepper - 'Frasier'
When I first saw this commercial, the sound was turned down as we were at the combined birthday party for my sister and her son (both on December 7). And before you ask, we had it on because there was an important football game going on that some at the party couldn't miss!

So when Frasier made a sour-puss face at one point in the commercial, I had no clue why. I thought he was having some kind of bad reaction to the soda! Only upon second viewing did I find out that his ex-wife Lilith was his caller. And best of all, they got Bebe Neuwirth to "phone it in"!

BEST THEORETICAL COMMERCIAL CROSSOVER
Coke Zero & Doritos
Do you remember an episode of 'Angel' called "I Fall To Pieces" in which a man was able to separate parts of his body and send them off to do his dirty work? Both of these commercials contained body parts like eyeballs and tongues which did the same thing. For alls I know, as Stuart Best would say on 'Murphy Brown', they belong to the same man. And like many objects in Toobworld, those body parts then took on lives of their own.

BEST COMMERCIAL RETURN
Sugar Puffs' Honey Monster

As this is a product in Great Britain, I was only privy to this blipvert by way of an article in some advertising website and then I found the videos at YouTube. Apparently the Honey Monster (who loved his Sugar Puffs as well as his Mommy) had been a big hit back in the day and is now enjoying a comeback.
Here you can see
the new commercial.
And here's
the original advert from a few decades ago, starring Henry McGee from 'The Benny Hill Show' as "Not The Mommy".

BEST ONLINE CROSSOVER
TedMosbyIsAJerk.com
'How I Met Your Mother' - "The Bracket"
The episode in which this website first was mentioned happened in March of 2008, but it's counter says it's been up since 2006. So that's some incredible foresight on the part of the producers! And yes, the website still exists. Check it out!

BEST CROSSOVER FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE (aka MEDIUM)
'Chuck' - "Die Hard" On this year's Christmas episode, policeman Al Powell from the first two "Die Hard" movies - still played by Reginald Veljohnson and still chowing down on Twinkies! - turned out to be the cousin of the Buy More manager, Big Mike! We can logically assume then that in the TV Universe, John McClaine looks like Bruce Willis. (Unless somebody decides to make a TV show out of the movie franchise.....)

BEST ADAPTATION FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE (aka MEDIUM)
'Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles'
The movies can't be considered part of the TV Universe, like the 1966 'Batman' and the 'Star Trek' franchise can, because of casting changes, especially of Sarah Conner herself. But even with the niggling problem of the "Terminator" references made in other TV shows, this is still a great recreation of some classic kick-ass movies.

BEST NEW ALTERNATE DIMENSION FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE (aka MEDIUM)
'Lost In Austen' Even though the world of Jane Austen's "Pride And Prejudice" was seen on TV, it was still encased in the world of Literature. After Amanda Price rejiggered the events that Austen originally created, it affected every copy of the book but not the story as already told in film and on TV.

BEST BLEND OF TOOBWORLD AND REAL WORLD CELEBRITY
'Z Rock'
In the tradition of 'Extras' and 'The Larry Sanders Show', celebrities appeared on this show and had some fun at their own expense. Dave Navarro was seen as a sex fiend [shown above]; John Popper was a disgusting pig; Dee Snyder was a duplicitous back-stabber; and Joan Rivers gave a blow job to David Lee Roth!

You're not going to find that happening on '30 Rock', no matter who they get to appear as themselves during Sweeps Week!

You may have figured this out by now, but we's ain't done yet!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

NOTTINGHAM RECASTAWAYS?

I watched a few of the first episodes of the new 'Robin Hood' a couple of seasons ago, and just didn't like it. It wasn't so much that I already had a 'Robin Hood' - for good or ill - established in the main Toobworld; it was because the writing was anachronistic and at times it was reduced to the pie-throwing level of a Stooges short.

Season three will begin airing this spring, and it's already been announced that Jonas Armstrong, who plays Robin Hood, will be leaving the role at some point during the run. They've already lost Marian to Guy Gisbourne's sword, and now several other actors (including Harry Lloyd, whom I liked a lot in the 'Doctor Who' two-parter of "Family Of Blood" & "Human Nature) are planning to exit as well. Although not confirmed as of yet, Richard Armitage (who plays Guy) may have to leave as well as he's joined the cast of 'Spooks' and that's been re-commissioned for another season (series if you prefer).

And yet, even with so many of the original actors abandoning ship, there are still talks for a fourth season to be made!

The last major version of 'Robin Hood' on television had a similar casting challenge when Michael Praed left the series and was replaced by Jason Connery. But as I wrote this morning to The Stage's TV Today column:

At least with that earlier version of 'Robin Hood' with Praed and Connery, they established that they were two different men - along the lines that one was Robin of Sherwood and the other Robin Locksley, something like that.

And like you said, they had the benefit of keeping everybody else from the cast.

With such an overhaul of the actors about to happen with this version, I think they should find a voice-over artist who sounds like the guy who used to do 'Batman' back in the 1960s. And they should kick off Season 4 with one last look at the original cast and then the announcer says, "Meanwhile... in another dimension....."

William Dozier, the producer of 'Batman', also served as its narrator. Unfortunately, he passed away in 1991, but a sound-alike would make for a great kick in the tights!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

AS SEEN ON TV - WOODROW WILSON

As we get closer to Barack Obama's historic inauguration (and my Iddiot compadre Lew will announce in the Digest today that there are 12 days to go), I'll jump at the opportunity to publish a picture of an American President as he was seen in Toobworld.

So today's date gave me an excuse.

On January 8, 1918, President Woodrow Wilson announced his "Fourteen Points" policy for the aftermath of World War I (or as he probably knew it at the time, the Great World War).

In "Iron-Jawed Angels" from 2004, Bob Gunton portrayed Wilson as he appeared during the suffragette struggles for equal rights:
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Toby O'B

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

PRODUCT UNBECOMING: PSYCH-KIA

Sean and Gus, the private eyes of the 'Psych' detective agency, will be featured in a new commercial which will run during the show from January 9 to February 20. It's for the Kia Optima and will be an actual "mini-sode" for 'Psych'.

Here's how AdWeek described the 30 second plot:

"Characters Shawn and Gus (played by James Roday and Dule Hill) are being chased by a gunman, as they become mesmerized by Optima's beauty and accidentally give up their location to him. The gunman, in turn, sets off an alarm when he tries to steal the car, allowing the good guys to make a run for it. The spot ends with Shawn fantasizing about driving off in the car, Gus shaking him back to reality and a tune-in message for the TV series."


Add in their blipvert adventures in the Tooniverse, and it ooks like the Psych boys are on the fast track to membership in the TV Crossover Hall of Fame.

BCnU!
Toby O'B

FORBIDDEN FANFICCER'S FRIEND

It's a good thing I didn't condone using pictures from other TV shows to illustrate fanfic crossovers when I was running the "Fanficcer's Friend" last year. Otherwise those who write 'Doctor Who' fanfic would be having a field day with images like this from 'Secret Diary Of A Call Girl'.
It features Billie Piper as Hannah the morning after she picked up a young shop salesman played by Matt Smith.

Matt Smith will be the Eleventh incarnation of the Doctor. Billie Piper was Rose Tyler, the Companion when the show returned in 2005; she traveled in the TARDIS with Doctors Nine (Christopher Eccleston) and Ten (David Tennant).

Toobworld Central frowned on using pictures of TV characters previously established on other shows as stand-ins for other characters. The actions portrayed - especially like the one posted above! - already occurred in the TV dimension. It's okay to pull in images of the actors you need from movies or theatre, but TV shots should be right out!

Ahhhhh, who am I kidding? You crazy kids! You know you're gonna use it!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

2008 TOOBITS AWARDS - PART FIVE

So. Here we are. Still MORE Toobits Awards. At this rate, we'll be finishing up just in time to announce the 2009 awards!

With the fifth segment of the 2008 Toobits Awards, (otherwise known as Babble On Five), we conclude our tribute to some of the new personnel of Toobworld. (There are still plenty more awards to be doled out, however! You don't get off that easily!)

As I mentioned yesterday, you may not think some of these were the greatest of performances, and I might even agree with you on a few. However, it's more important about what they can bring to the dynamic of Toobworld....

BEST NEW MALE CHARACTER

COMEDY:
The Z Brothers/ZO2
'Z Rock'
That my choice would come from this show was never in doubt, as 'Z Rock' made me laugh out loud with each episode. (Try watching TV alone and see how hard that can be!) But trying to make a choice between Joey, Dave, and Paulie was impossible. And the sum is so much more than the parts anyway. (Although Kitty Braunstein might feel differently about David's parts.....)


DRAMA:
John Amsterdam
'New Amsterdam'

I enjoyed the performance by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, but it was more for what he brings to Toobworld that got him the nod in this category. As he's been around for 400 years, and - unlike vampires - able to sire children, John could be a link to other TV shows by the "theory of relateeveety". It's more than just that he could be the father of some established characters; he could be their grandfathers, great-grandfathers, going back who knows how many generations! Add to that all of the famous people and TV characters from the Past with whom he possibly came into contact, and you can see why he'd be an important figure in Toobworld, even if the show only lasted the one season.

DRAMADY:
Dr. Horrible
'Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog'
At this point in his career, including his supporting turns in the "Harold & Kumar" movies and on stage in various musicals (like "Assassins"), but as far as Toobworld is concerned, for his creation of Barney Stinson on 'How I Met Your Mother', Neil Patrick Harris can do no wrong.

And along comes Dr. Horrible to nail down that claim. An evil genius you could hang out with and have a beer, a criminal mastermind you could call friend. Funny and heart-breaking and usually transforming from one to the other in less than a lyric, Dr. Horrible will stand as the symbol for the potential of online TV.


BEST NEW FEMALE CHARACTER

DRAMA:
Mary Shannon
'In Plain Sight'
In her very first season, Mary has qualified for induction into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame! She made a guest appearance in a glorified cameo on 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent' (I'm hoping to see her interact with Charlie Crewes of 'Life'!) and provided a copy of Playpen magazine to one of her cases which had been seen "previously... on 'Lost'".

Even without all of that, Mary McCormack's been running the spectrum with the character, capturing Mary's humor, angst, and hard-assery.

COMEDY:
Stacey West
'Gavin & Stacey'


I gotta admit, at first I thought "Medium Rob", my blog-buddy across the water, was blinded by his own similar situation to be so infatuated with Joanna Page as the "llovely" lass from the isle of Barry. Sure, she's cute, but no Georgia Moffett, and that voice (and its accompanying inflections) takes some getting used to. But after spending some time with her as the show's storyline developed, she became quite endearing.

It's basic wish-craft that I'd love to see her pop up in other shows, not just Joanna Page, but as Stacey! In fact, why couldn't we see her and Gavin take a trip over here to America and show up in some comedy worthy of their presence? (Don't ask me which one, at present I'm drawing a blank!)


BEST NEW MALE SUPPORTING CHARACTER

COMEDY:
Bryn West
'Gavin & Stacey'

What clinched it for Uncle Bryn over Smithy from the same show was the fact that I really discovered Rob Brydon this year in 'Supernova', a comedy I quite enjoyed (although I freely admit it was far from great).


I say "discovered" even though I had seen him in sketches on 'Little Britain'. But let's face it - when you're sharing screen time with two other guys dressed as ginormously fat naked women, you're gonna get lost in the sauce.

There's a depth to Bryn that's almost deceptive, that could be taken only at surface value what with his dithery interests and unique phrasings. But there's an undercurrent of pain, and loneliness, that make you feel for the man.

Hell, I just love listening to his sing-songy delivery of the most mundane of lines. Once you get Brydon's voice in your head, it's tough to talk about GPS systems and rape alarms (as I'm sure we all do, um, right?) without falling into the same cadence.


DRAMA:

Dr. Walter Bishop
'Fringe'
Definitely a high point in the Tele-Folks Directory this year! From one minute to the next you never know what oddity might spill from his lips.

"To understand what happened at the diner we'll use Mr Papaya. This is upsetting, because he is the friendliest of fruits."

"Only thing better than a cow is a human ... unless you want milk. Then you're gonna need a cow."

When I first heard that John Noble had been hired to play Walter, I worried that I might not get the image of Denethor from "The Lord Of The Rings" out of my head, especially as it was the first thing I had ever see him do. (Unlike with Dominic Monaghan in regards to 'Lost' and "LOTR", as I had also seen him in 'The Hettie Wainthrop Mysteries'.) But now, I can't even imagine him as being the same actor in both!

Dr. Walter Bishop is my dream character for crossing over to other shows, running the gamut from 'CSI' to 'Supernatural' to 'Torchwood' to 'The Mentalist'....

DRAMADY [TIE]:
Marshall Mann
'In Plain Sight'
Brian Lane
'New Tricks'
With his sardonic delivery of a line, I'd love to see Marshal Marshall Mann team up with Detective John Munch in a crossover with 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'. It seems like a natural.

As for Brian "Memory" Lane, Alun Armstrong easily flips the switch between the humor and the pathos in his emotionally stunted character. I saw mention of dark times ahead for Brian (America is months behind on the series.), so naturally I'm worried.....


BEST NEW SUPPORTING FEMALE CHARACTER

DRAMA:
Cameron Phillips
'Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles'
COMEDY:

Ida
'The Middleman'

We're going fembots with this category. Cameron had the cute but deadly factor on her side, and Ida was hyper-hysterical as a motorized Mimi (from 'The Drew Carey Show').


BEST NEW RECURRING MALE CHARACTER

Wilf Mott
'Doctor Who'
Bernard Cribbins is now officially incorporated into the Toobworld 'Who', after appearing in the movie version with Peter Cushing. And it was a brilliant stroke to bring him back from the one-shot "Voyage Of The Damned" special and to make Wilf the grandfather to Donna. What could have been comic relief turned maudlin by the end was instead handled with the skill of an old pro by Cribbins (seen here with the Doctor). Even though I'm loathe to see Donna ever return to the series, as I think it would violate such a heart-breakingly beautiful farewell with the Doctor, surely there must be some way to bring Wilf Mott back for a visit?


BEST NEW RECURRING FEMALE CHARACTER

Stella Zinman
'How I Met Your Mother'
A lot of fans of the show hated her character by the time her story arc finished, but I blame that on the direction taken by the writers, and that was their call. But there's no denying her introduction in "Ten Sessions" (seen here with Ted) was such a breath of fresh air to shake up the ensemble. Based on that alone, I wanted so badly for her to turn out to be the "Mother".


BEST ADDITION TO AN EXISTING CAST

Male
Drama:
Daniel Faraday
'Lost'

There's just something in his delivery that makes me think they should hire Tom Skerritt to play his father in one of those "Daddy Issues" flashbacks that 'Lost' specializes in. And wouldn't you like to see him interact with Dr. Walter Bishop of 'Fringe'?

Dramedy:
Scotty Wandell
'Brothers & Sisters'
Originally I had Scotty as the "most deserving to be made a regular" winner since early in the year, but then the producers went ahead and did so without my input. Scotty's such a sweet guy and helps modulate the acrimony that so often bubbles up at Walker gatherings. And as one of the top up-and-coming chefs in California, maybe he's met Jack Tripper.....?

Female

Drama:
Agent Olivia Murray
'The Shield'
I've been a fan of Laurie Holden since I first saw her as Marta Covarrubias on 'The X-Files'. And with the 'Primeval' tweak of the Toobworld timeline, and because both 'The X-Files' and 'The Shiled' are now finished, I'm going to suggest the idea that they are one and the same woman but now with different names and histories, a la Claudia Brown and Jenny Lewis.

It was so great to see that concerns she'd end up sleeping with that bullet-headed monster Vic Mackey never came to fruition. Instead, Olivia Murray became Mackey's personal tormenter, taking great delight in torturing him with a life trapped in an office cubicle filing reports. And now that the show is over, that's not going to take up all of her workday; so we can imagine that somehow she's involved in Homeland Security cases in the Los Angeles area which may come up in other TV series.....

Comedy:
Amanda Price
'Lost In Austen'


Okay, this is a bit of a cheat, as the cast that she joined was already existing in a book. The characters from "Pride And Prejudice" were not played by the same actors from past productions, but instead could be seen as Amanda's interpretation as to what they looked like. But the fact that she seriously altered the events of the novel should be considered as having serious repercussions for Toobworld.


Still more to come!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

AS SEEN ON TV: ZUKOR!

On this date in 1873, Adolph Zukor, who became one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, was born in Hungary.

Paramount Pictures began its operations in 1912 as the Famous Players Film Company, and was founded by Adolph Zukor (1873-1976). Adolph Zukor was born in in Austria-Hungary and came to New York when he was 15 years old. He started in the fur business in Chicago where he entered the new film entertainment business by buying a nickelodeon in 1903. Two years later, Zukor had a business partner named Marcus Loew. Shortly thereafter, Zukor became the treasurer for Loew's growing chain of movie theaters.

With profits from a film distribution deal, Zukor branched out on his own to found the Famous Players studio. It was Zukor who then hired Famous Players' key to success, a young actress named Mary Pickford. She was soon known as "America's Sweetheart." In 1916 Famous Players merged with Jesse L. Lasky's Feature Play Company to form Famous Players-Lasky Corporation. (Lasky's partners were Samuel Goldfish [later Goldwyn] and Cecil B. DeMille.) After several more name changes, mergers, management shuffles, and a bankruptcy, the newly reorganized Paramount Pictures, Inc. emerged in 1935. In the 1930s and '40s, Paramount was known for its big stars: Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Ray Milland, Marlene Dietrich, Maurice Chevalier, and the Marx brothers.
[from scripophily.net]

Zukor was portrayed by Leonardo Cimino in a TV movie about the tragic life of Frances Farmer called "Will There Really Be A Morning"? . I have no pictures from that movie to show you Cimino as Zukor, but here's a side-by-side comparison of them both:
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Toby O'B

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

AS SEEN ON TV: JOAN D'ARC

According to legend, today marks the birth date in 1412 of St. Joan of Arc, who became the national heroine of France.

In 1999, Leelee Sobieski portrayed the soldier of God in a TV movie.....
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Toby O'B

2008 TOOBITS AWARDS - PART FOUR

Needed to take a day off due to personal crises as well as the launch of this year's inductees into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame.

But here we are. Another day, another batch of Toobits.

With the fourth segment of the 2008 Toobits Awards, we continue our tribute to some of the new personnel of Toobworld. As I mentioned yesterday, you may not think some of these were the greatest of performances, and I might even agree with you on a few. However, it's more important about what they can bring to the dynamic of Toobworld....

BEST NEW GUEST APPEARANCE
Male, Drama
Eddie the Vampire
'True Blood'

Stephen Root can do no wrong anyway, and Eddie was no exception. It was almost as if his character from "Office Space" had been embraced by the Kindred - it would have made him less pathetic, but not by much. There was just something that spoke to me in his "fanger", but not something I'd want to dwell on....

Male, Comedy
Harry Braunstein
'Z Rock'
The fact that Greg Giraldo was also a welcome presence in Lewis Black's 'The Root Of All Evil' helped seal the deal for Harry. But at the same time he was such a welcome yet verbally abusive addition to the Tele-Folks Directory.

Female, Drama
Jenny
'Doctor Who'
Ah, the lovely, aforementioned Georgia Moffett as "The Doctor's Daughter"! I'm sure we'll be seeing her again, especially since Steven Moffat requested that her character survive the episode. Blessed with the ability to regenerate without losing her original form, we could posit that certain guest star roles which she might play in the future could also be Jenny under an alias. (Although I'm not sure where she might find a time machine....)

Female, Dramedy
Penny
'Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog'
Sweet, lovely and so sad. Perhaps in some future incarnation of the Sing-Along Blog, Dr. Horrible might invent a time machine and go back to save her, even if it does mean screwing up the time-space continuum.

BEST HISTORICAL CHARACTER
The 'John Adams' cast
Although I wasn't too pleased at first with the casting of Giamatti as Adams, based mainly on him looking nothing like the Founding Father, he still pulled off the suspension of disbelief. Laura Linney as Abigail had it easier and is skilled enough to have succeeded no matter what.

But how could I just choose them over all the others in the cast, from Tom Wilkinson and Zeljko Ivanek (who almost got the nod for Best Villain) right down to the actors in minor roles like John O'Creagh. (Okay, I admit it - John's a friend of mine and this is my birthday gift to him today!)

They were all excellent and must be acknowledged as a whole.

BEST HISTORICAL CHARACTER REVISION
Nikola Tesla
'Sanctuary'

It was certainly an interesting take on the scientist: practically immortal, vampiric, and best of all because of his accomplishments, he had powers based on bio-electrical energy. And there was just this attitude that put me in mind of the legendary movie villain Waldo Lydecker of "Laura".

It's almost a shame that the show had to be banished to the Evil Mirror Dimension because of its takes on Jack the Ripper and Dr. Watson/Sherlock Holmes. Because this Tesla - who apparently will be in the season finale, based on the preview - could have made for an exciting crossover villain in shows like 'Supernatural' and 'Torchwood'.

BEST NEW CAST ENSEMBLE
Drama:
'True Blood'
Sure, the dialects were all over the map, but I could really accept that they all lived together in Bon Temps, Louisiana.

Mini-Series:
'Generation Kill'
They blended together so well, sometimes I had a hard time figuring out exactly whose storyline I was following.

Comedy [TIE]:
'Gavin & Stacey' & 'Supernova'

I bought into the whole dynamic of 'Gav and Stace', accepting that these people could all be related to each other; well-cast on that! As for 'Supernova', with each episode it was just so much fun to go back and hang out in the Outback with these Bruces and Sheilas.

Dramady:
'Leverage'
A little something for everyone on the team, and now with an interesting adversary in Jim Sherman, Nate's former rival as insurance investigators.

BEST NEW ANIMAL CHARACTER IN TOOBWORLD
Jean the cow
'Fringe'
She even has a great line delivery, punctuating certain conversations with a pitch-perfect "Moo"!

STUPIDEST CHARACTER TO STUMBLE THROUGH TOOBWORLD
Jason Stackhouse
'True Blood'
Nuff Said. And it looks like he's set himself on a road to salvation that will keep him stumbling along stupidly as well.

ANOTHER HONORABLE MENTION
Donna Noble
'Doctor Who'


Considering there's only one other regular in the cast anyway, I wasn't sure I should award this to Donna, along with her win for "Best Character Return". But considering how much resistance there was to her return to the TARDIS by the fan base (and I will admit, I was one of them), to not only completely win them over but to also have many declare her as the greatest Companion of all is a testament to the abilities of Catherine Tate as the actress and to RTD for shepherding the role through the various scripts.

Still more to come!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

Monday, January 5, 2009

SUGGESTION BOX: TIME-LONG COMPANIONS

As fans of 'Doctor Who' all know by now, 26 year old Matt Smith will be the Eleventh Doctor. He will be the youngest actor to assay the role.

As such, I think the Doctor should take on an older woman to be his Companion in the TARDIS, one who at the very least will give him some needed gravitas when trying to convince people in danger that they ARE in danger. (You know they're just going to ignore him even more than they did when the other Doctors tried to sound the alarm. But this time it's more than just the fanciful nonsense he'd be spouting; it'll be because he's just so damned young to have such authority!)

And so, here's my suggestion for his Companion:

Annette Crosbie!

Wouldn't you like to see her tsk-tsking him for language, or reminding him to buckle up should he ever find old Bessie and decide to take her for a spin during an adventure (even though a Rutan is about to attack them?) And he would constantly be reminding her that he is older than her; he's not a little boy!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

TVXOHOF, 01/2009-A: REEGE!

January is traditionally the Classic TV month for the Crossover Hall of Fame. And since he'll be appearing on 'Brothers & Sisters' next Sunday (from what I read), then I thought there'd be no other better for this honor than Regis Philbin.

"Brothers & Sisters"

- Sibling Rivalry (2009)

"How I Met Your Mother"
- The Best Burger in New York (2008)

"Ugly Betty"
- The Manhattan Project (2008)

"The Knights of Prosperity"
- Operation: Oswald Montecristo (2007)

"All My Children"
- Episode dated 14 September 2005 (2005)

"That Was Then"
- A Rock and a Head Case (????)

"Primetime Glick"
- Regis Philbin/Russell Crowe (2001)

"Spin City"
- The Bone Collectors (2000)
- How to Bury a Millionaire (1999)

- Radio Daze (1997)
(At least one of these appearances may be as the voice of Carter's dog....)

"The Famous Jett Jackson"
- New York (1999)

"Caroline in the City"
- Caroline and the Sandwich (1998)

"Style and Substance"
- A Recipe for Disaster (1998)

"Second Noah"
- Diving In (1997)

"Soul Man"
- Grabbed by an Angel (????)

Marry Me (1997) (TV-movie)

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
- I, Stank Hole in One (1996)

"Hope & Gloria" - Listen, Sister (1995)

"Women of the House"
- Dear Diary (1995)

"The Cosby Mysteries"
- Big Brother Is Watching (1995)

"The Larry Sanders Show"
- Like No Business I Know (1994)

"Seinfeld"
- The Opposite (1994)

"Kung Fu: The Legend Continues"
- May I Ride with You (1994)

"Mad About You"
- The Man Who Said Hello (1993)

"Number 96"
- Chick Hits It Big (1980)

At least one of those shows, 'Spin City', is set in an alternate universe. And this doesn't even take into account his many appearances in variety shows, sports programs, interview panels, etc......

And then there's his work in.......

THE TOONIVERSE
"Lilo & Stitch: The Series"
- Drowsy: Experiment #350 (2004)

"The Simpsons"
- Old Yeller-Belly (2003)

- Treehouse of Horror IX (1998)

"Family Guy"
- Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (2002)

With the "Treehouse of Horror IX", Regis Philbin joined an exclusive club with Jerry Seinfeld and Drew Carey - he got to interact with pen-and-ink characters who crossed over from the Tooniverse!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

HALL OF FAME GAME

The TV Crossover Hall of Fame began in 1999, as part of the old "Tubeworld Dynamic" website. We started off with a good powerhouse of crossoverists like Sam Drucker, Abraham Lincoln, Frasier Crane, Richard Munch, the televersion of Jack Benny, and Santa Claus. And before we inducted the next year's class, we established the "Proto-Hall" charter members, those TV characters who were given special showcases on the site over the previous two years (the televersion of Bob Hope, Kermit the Frog, George Washington, Julius Caesar, the Lone Ranger and Tonto.

So now here we are, Ladies and Gentlemen!, Ten Years After!

And so for this occasion, I've decided to induct a new member EACH WEEK!

It won't be random; there will be four different categories each week: leading off will be the League of Themselves, which will be followed by entrants from:

the Tooniverse

As Seen On TV (Historical Figures)

Location Location Location!

I hope to post a new one every Monday, at least until I go crazy.

Crazier.

BCnU!
Toby O'B

RIDING THE ZONKS WITH CHUCK

In "Chuck vs. The DeLorean", Morgan bought himself a DeLorean; and even though it was a piece of junk that died out when it went over 20 miles an hour or so, he just had to have it. After all, it was the car from "Back To The Future"!

This poses a bit of a Zonk, even though "Back To The Future" was a movie. Because Christopher Lloyd appeared as Doc Brown in live-action bumpers during the animated version of 'Back To The Future', and in a live-action segment at the end of each episode with Bill Nye, teaching kids about science.

So even though most of that show belongs in the Tooniverse, Doc Brown still ends up a citizen of Earth Prime-Time as well. In fact, because of a great sketch on 'Saturday Night Live' when Michael J. Fox hosted, he's in Skitlandia as well. Hrmmm.... I think we have a multi-dimensional candidate for the TV Crossover Hall Of Fame!

And at any rate, we do have a bit of a Zonkish problem on our hands.

So here's what has to happen - the events in Marty McFly's life, in which he went back in time to when his parents were dating, became known to the general public and were eventually turned into at least one motion picture (so far as Toobworld is concerned). Later in that 'Chuck' episode, Morgan had another shot at a famous car; this time it was the "General Lee" of 'The Dukes Of Hazzard' fame.

This Zonk is a little easier to deal with. The car came from the movie about the "real-life" Dukes of Hazzard County. Boss Hogg crossed over to 'Alice'; I'm not about to risk losing that connection just for a one-off visual joke on 'Chuck'!

So those two Zonks are run off the road!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

INDIANA SANCTUARY

Ashley Magnus:
"Henry, you're Indiana Jones … with cooler toys."
'Sanctuary'


Even though Professor Henry "Indiana" Jones is an established TV character, thanks to 'The Indiana Jones Chronicles', this doesn't count as a Zonk. It's not even a reference to the movies.

Based on his established age in the TV series, (and due to the passing of the actor who played him as an old man), Indiana Jones is now dead. And I think his exploits surely must have gained notoriety long before he passed away - the subject of biographies, novels, perhaps we could even claim that the movies are based on his "real" life in Toobworld.

Of course, we'd have to be talking about the Indiana Jones of the alternate TV dimension in which we'd find 'Sanctuary'.......

And for alls I know, Dr. Helen Magnus probably even knew Indiana Jones. Better than that, I'd bet the fedora that at some point during his younger years, she even bedded him!

Oh, wait. Keeping in mind the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail, maybe it would be better to say she knew him in a biblical way.....

BCnU!
Toby O'B

AS SEEN ON TV: LION-HEART

Still fixated on the news out of Great Britain about the Eleventh Doctor, I thought today's historical figure "as seen on TV" should come from there as well.

And following yesterday's depiction of Queen Elizabeth II, I thought to go back a bit further among the crowned heads for King Richard the Lion-Hearted, as he looked during the Crusades:
And in keeping with all things related to 'Doctor Who', this was from "The Crusades", from the era of the First Doctor....

BCnU!
Toby O'B

Sunday, January 4, 2009

2008 TOOBITS AWARDS - PART THREE

Today, with the third segment of the 2008 Toobits Awards, we honor some of the new personnel of Toobworld. (Tomorrow we'll have more!) You may not think some of these were the greatest of performances, and I might even agree with you on a few. However, it's more important about what they can bring to the dynamic of Toobworld.

WARNING! The following post does contain some spoilers for certain series, especially late-season series like 'True Blood' and the 'Doctor Who' Christmas special. If you don't want to have these ruined for you, be gone with you before somebody drops Greg House on you!
Having said that, let's begin......

CHARACTER MOST DESERVING TO BECOME A REGULAR
Henry Foss
'Sanctuary'
Ryan Robbins was only listed as a guest star throughout the series, but he's a vital member of the team, made even more so with the revelation that he's a lycanthrope, a werewolf. Since the back-story of 'True Blood' includes werewolves, we could make a legitimate, if still theoretical crossover between both shows - if only they shared the same TV dimension. (Based on the first part of the 'Sanctuary' season finale, I've got to let it go and send it off to the Evil Mirror Dimension with my blessing. Hrmm... they wouldn't like blessings, would they?)

BEST LEAGUE OF THEMSELVES APPEARANCE
John Popper - 'Z Rock'
Joan Rivers - 'Z Rock'

If I had "Best Comedic Villain" as a category, I think there's no question John Popper would win. He may never be considered a good actor, but you could tell he was having fun playing himself as a total sleazebag pig. And Joan Rivers upped her ante for consideration for membership in the TV Crossover Hall Of Fame, especially because her televersioin is now considered to be Dina's aunt. Toobworld Central LOVES when fictional characters are related to real people! (Megan and Tim Russert, Vera and Art Carney as examples)
Plus, she was on top of her game at her bitchy best - I can't think of anybody else who wouldn't mind being known for giving David Lee Roth blow jobs!

BEST LEAGUE OF THEMSELVES APPEARANCE IN A COMMERCIAL
Michael Bay, Verizon FIOS
Brooke Shields - Volkswagen
The action director spoofed his own image as a blow-em-up-real-good guy, and Brooke showed her dark side as she ridiculed pregnant women for the reason they wanted to own a piece of German engineering. She also supplied the best line of dialogue from all the commercials shown this year: "Please.... Don't be like Becky."

BEST NEW COMMERCIAL CHARACTER
The Southern-Norfolk Railroad gas cans
This is what Toobworld is all about - living, walking gas cans! Inanimate objects that come alive are a staple in blipverts; but even without CGI-added faces or cutesy voices, these gas cans had what the Tin Man was lacking - heart.

BEST CHARACTER RETURN
Donna Noble
'Doctor Who'
I will freely admit that I had major doubts about the return of Donna Noble's character to the series, and on a regular basis at that! Not after "The Christmas Invasion", even if there had been growth in her character by the end of that episode. But with Catherine Tate's talent and excellent scripts to showcase her further develoopment, Donna became one of the greatest of the Companions and the one with the most powerful story arc. (And that's Donna on the left, wiseguy!)

BEST INTRODUCTION OF A REGULAR CHARACTER
Detective Kevin Bernard
'Law & Order'
As with the departure of Detective Ed Green in the same episode ("Burn Card"), Bernard's first appearance was low-key and didn't trumpet the fact that Anthony Anderson would be coming on board as Detective Lupo's new partner. If you hadn't been reading the press releases, you might have accepted him as a one-off guest star, as he was from a different department and specifically introduced just for that case.

BEST NEW VILLAIN
Male:
Nate Haskill
'CSI'
Never once while I was watching Bill Irwin's chilling "DJK" serial killer in the episode "19 Down" did I once think about Mr. Noodle of 'Sesame Street' or any number of other characters that he's played. He truly embodied this creepy monster and owned his scenes - and that was even after being twice removed from the viewer by being seen on a video screen.

Female:
Miss Mercy Hartigan
'Doctor Who' - "The Next Doctor"
American viewers! Don't read this if you don't want to be spoiled about the 2008 Christmas special!

You can always count on 'Doctor Who' to supply the best in villainy, and the wimminfolk have always been splendid purveyors of bitchery. Best of all with Miss Hartigan, there's no real indication that she's dead; she can always return somehow from the Void - She's smart enough to figure out how! - and bedevil the new incarnation of the Doctor someday!

MOST VALUABLE PLAYER
Male:

Sam Merlotte
'True Blood'


Don't read this if you're not caught up on the first season of 'True Blood'!

Shape-shifters have long been a part of Toobworld culture, but for the most part they've been aliens or magical creatures. Sam may be the first human shape-shifter, and if not, he's the one who will give their species the most visibility in the TV Universe.

Female:
Claudia Brown/Jenny Lewis
'Primeval'
Once the Toobworld timeline was tweaked by Nick Cutter's trip into the past at the end of Season One, the life of Claudia Brown was erased. But instead of being erased completely, she was still around - in almost the exact same circumstances (as a PR spokesperson) - but with a new name, Jenny Lewis.

This is great for Toobworld splainins as to why certain actors show up on the same show more than once. At least, it gives a splainin for one extra character only. After that, we'd have to go back to the "identical cousin" well again.

Tomorrow we'll wrap up the look at this year's winners in the Tele-Folks Directory. And then it's on to various crossover best in shows.....

BCnU!
Toby O'B

THE DOCTOR'S NEW TRICKS

"It turns out the Doctor may be real, after all."
Gerry Standing
'New Tricks'


While waiting along with the rest of the TV-obsessed and especially 'Doctor Who'-obsessed blogging world for yesterday's announcement, I watched this week's episode of 'New Tricks'. (New for America, anyway. It aired in the UK a few months ago/last year.)

During the re-opened investigation into the 1975 death of a guitarist and song-writer, the UCOS team kept finding mention of a drug dealer known only as "The Doctor". But they began to question whether he actually existed or not.

While Gerry and Sandra Pullman were discussing the mysterious Doctor, Brian "Memory" Lane suddenly perked up and asked, "Who?" And they both looked at him with incredulity.

Okay, so it's the standard splainin. For our interpretation of the scene, it was a play on words - Gerry: "-the Doctor." Brian: "Who?" - and it was supposed to look like Sandra and Gerry thought Brian was referring to the show.

But within the reality of Toobworld, they were just shocked that he had only just suddenly started paying attention to the conversation. (Brian can be a little out of it at times.)

No Zonk!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

AS SEEN ON TV: ELIZABETH II

My personal attentions have been focused far off in Taiwan, but the less than professional attention was in Great Britain on Saturday as they announced Matt Smith as the next Gallifreyan Time Lord in 'Doctor Who'.

So, since I was over there as it were in the Sceptre'd Isle, I thought I'd share this picture of Jeannette Charles, who's made something of a career for herself playing Queen Elizabeth II.....

BCnU!
Toby O'B