Friday, July 19, 2019


For this week’s Friday Hall of Famer, we’re doing a call-back crossover with an earlier entry from this month….

From Wikipedia:
‘Felony Squad’ is a half-hour television crime drama originally broadcast on the ABC network from September 12, 1966, to January 31, 1969, a span encompassing seventy-three episodes.  

The program starred Howard Duff (as Sergeant Sam Stone) and Dennis Cole (as Detective Jim Briggs) as investigators in a major crimes unit. The setting was an unidentified West Coast city (background scenes obviously show Los Angeles, and L.A. City Hall is shown at dusk in the final scene of the opening credits). Duff's character was the veteran who was teaching his younger partner the nuances of life in this new facet of police work. Another main character was desk sergeant Dan Briggs (portrayed by Ben Alexander), the father of Cole's character.

The final episode of the series was part of a crossover with the ABC legal drama ‘Judd, for the Defense’, starring Carl Betz. The stunt also proved to be no more effective for ‘Judd’, which was cancelled at the end of its season after a two-year run.

Our inductee is of course Detective Sergeant Sam Stone, because of the three main characters, he’s the only one to appear in three different TV series, the main requirement for membership in the Television Crossover Hall of Fame.  Desk Sgt. Dan Briggs only had ‘Felony Squad’, while his son Jim Briggs did make the crossover to ‘Judd For The Defense’.  

But Sgt. Stone had one more trick up his sleeve….


“The Impractical Joker” (1966)

From the IMDb:
Window Cameo in which Howard Duff portrays his character of Det. Sgt. Sam Stone.

There are a few other possibilities for theoretical connections for Sgt. Stone.  First up is what was probably meant as a reference to the TV series….

‘The Rockford Files’

“The Prisoner of Rosemont Hall” (1978)

From the IMDb:
When Jim confronts Leslie in Paul's apartment she exclaims, "And where do you come off breaking in and then asking questions like somebody out of ‘Felony Squad’?"

The intention of the writer could have been a reference to the TV show.  But within Toobworld, she could have meant the actual Felony Squad and that “Somebody” could have been Sam Stone.  In her past, unseen on our TV screens back in the Trueniverse, Leslie Callahan could have crossed paths with Stone.

Here’s a theory of relateeveety: Sgt. Sam Stone of Los Angeles could have been related to Detective Lt. Mike Stone who working ‘The Streets of San Francisco’, perhaps even brothers.  You never know.  Like Mushie Muskrat would say, “It’s pozz’ble, just pozz’ble.”

Actually, I’m going to make the claim that they were cousins, because I have another candidate for Sam Stone’s brother… twin brother, in fact.

Going back to ‘The Rockford Files’, Howard Duff played a con man named Edward J. Marks in “There’s One In Every Port”.  And while he had a daughter named Christine Marks, it still could be that he adopted that surname at a much younger age and conferred it upon his daughter.  Probably the one good thing he may have done to keep his twin brother from being linked to his name, should any scandal occurred while he was grifting in the Los Angeles area.

At any rate, we don’t have to depend on those tenuous connections.  Detective Sgt. Sam Stone has earned the right for inclusion well an truly on his own.

Welcome to the Hall, Sgt. Stone!

Thursday, July 18, 2019






This is the story of twin brothers – Albert and Anthony; both of whom grew up to work in the food service industry.  Their last name is unknown.

Albert went to work slinging the chili at Barney’s Beanery, where he was known by the diminutive nickname of "Bert."(We would meet his boss Barney years later.)

When next we met Bert, it looks as though he now owned his own diner where he continued to slop out his famous chili.  (Lt. Columbo would always be loyal to whoever made the chili, not always to the place where it was served.  However, he would go back to Barney's Beanery in the future.)

The reason I think it was his own place was because Bert felt safe leaving his WWII "souvenirs" there.  If he had a boss, that boss might not have approved.

Meanwhile his twin brother Anthony, known to all as Tony, had his own place – a low-key delicatessen which, despite its appearance, was popular among the Hollywood elite, like Clare Daley, one of the producers of the ‘Inspector Lucerne’ TV show.

One point of interest between the two would be the placement of the pictures on the walls of both establishments.  Those famous pictures behind Tony at the deli are neatly aligned on the wall but the ones behind Bert are disordered, unbalanced.

One reason could be that Bert just didn’t care.  It wasn’t his place, so unless Bert the owner told him to straighten them out, they were going to just stay that way.  But at Tony’s Deli, they are all neat and orderly on the wall.  

That’s another sign that Tony owns his place; why he showed pride in the deli.

But even so, how did Bert's pictures get so uneven in the first place?

When we last saw Bert (We first met him when Lt. Columbo investigated the “kidnapping” of Paul Williams.), it was in October of 1971.  (We would not meet Tony until 1976.)  Earlier that year, in February, there had been an earthquake in the San Fernando Valley.  It registered at 6.6 magnitude and between 58 and 65 people died during that quake.  I suppose it's not an exact number because the exact cause of death couldn't be directly attributed to the devastation afterward.

So the quake was bad enough to kill, but all that happened at Bert's place was that a few pictures were left  off-kilter.  But not enough so that Bert had any compulsion to readjust them.  I wouldn't have either - for alls I know, another quake might have happened at any moment, so why bother?

And based on how he looked here, I wouldn't dare question him about when he might adjust them!


Wednesday, July 17, 2019


From Wikipedia:
[In the 1930s,] Dave the Dude is a successful, very superstitious New York City gangster who buys apples from street peddler Apple Annie to bring him good luck. On the eve of a very important meeting, he finds Annie terribly upset.

Annie, it turns out, has a daughter named Louise, who was sent to a school in Europe as a child, but is now a grown woman. Louise believes her mother to be wealthy socialite Mrs. E. Worthington Manville, and she is bringing her aristocratic fiancé Carlos and his father, Count Alfonso Romero, to meet her.

Dave's good-hearted girlfriend Queenie Martin persuades him to help Annie continue her charade.   When Dave keeps postponing a meeting with an extremely powerful gangster to help Annie, his right-hand man Joy Boy becomes increasingly exasperated.  

Because of Joyboy, I want to absorb “Pocketful of Miracles” into the TV Universe.  Why not?  The Cineverse wouldn’t have need of it; that fictional universe already had the better version, “Apple For A Day”. 

But Toobworld wouldn’t have need of Joyboy until 1962 when he would be about 64 years old.  By then he’d be looking something like this:

Why would this be of any import?

‘Mister Ed’
“House Party”

In 1963, Ed turned nine years old (sixty in human years) and he wanted Wilbur Post to throw him a birthday party.  One of the horses there was named Joy Boy….

In those thirty-odd years since the events of the movie, it could be that Joyboy (or Joy Boy, whatever) moved to California.  And maybe he kept his interests in the “game” by dabbling in horse-racing.  Fixing races?  Heavens forfend!    
But he could have picked up an old race horse which was named after him…..


Tuesday, July 16, 2019


One day Hudson University of New York will be inducted into the Television Crossover Hall of Fame.  It gets used often enough to be on a par with Morley’s Cigarettes and the Los Angeles Chronicle and the New York Chronicle. Among the shows in which Hudson University showed up:
  • Without a Trace
  • Blindspot
  • The Cosby Show
  • Degrassi: The Next Generation
  • Law & Order
  • The Secret Life of the American Teenager
  • Unforgettable
  • Murder, She Wrote
  • Beauty & the Beast
  • The Mysteries of Laura
  • Bull
  • The Flash  
  • 13 Reasons Why
  • Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
  • SEAL Team
  • Blue Bloods
  • Elementary  
  • The Flash  
  • Castle  
  • Quantico
  • Shooter
Just as a fluke, today I caught the “Fade Away” episode of ‘Without A Trace’ which had the references to Hudson University.
Xander Marrs:Dude, you're gonna get into Hudson U. You can make it easy.
Samantha Spade:All right, his name is Lyle Carver. Hudson U, class of '85. He's now a big donor to the athletic department.
Ted Soros:Oh, I'm going in style too. Xander Marrs:I like HU already.
Dorm Security Footage
Xander Marrs:We went to a Hudson U mixer last weekend. That's when I knew Ted was in deep.
Xander Marrs:So, what happens at these parties? Ted Soros:Well it starts with alums and boosters trying to sell you on playing for Hudson U. BCnU!

Monday, July 15, 2019


Fifty years ago today, I got quite a scare at Boy Scout Camp.....

We were all gathered in the mess hall for dinner and one of the counselors stood up and announced that he had some very sad news to tell us.

This was the middle of July in 1969.  Cut off as we were from the outside world, we still knew what the big story was that week - the Apollo 11 mission to the Moon was nearing the day of its historic landing on the surface.  It would be another five days before we heard that historic phrase from Neil Armstrong:

“That’s one small step for man; one giant leap for mankind.”

(He was supposed to say "for A man", but flubbed it in the excitement.  I don't think it mattered in the long run but don't tell my high school English teachers that.)

So there we were, isolated at Deer Lake Boy Scout Camp in Killingworth, Ct., and when the counselor told us that he had some very bad news to report, my heart sank.  I thought for sure the Apollo 11 had exploded!

And then he revealed the news:

"Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion has died."

There were a lot of jeers and laughs that he had faked us out, but even so, it was still a sad story to hear.  I used to enjoy watching Clarence in the TV show 'Daktari' starring Marshall Thomson (one of the most wooden actors I've ever seen!)

Clarence died on July 14th, 1969, and the news made the papers the next day.  He was 7½ years old.  Apparently the life expectancy for a lion is 10 - 14 years, more so in captivity.  So Clarence was basically "middle-aged" when he passed away.

I'm writing this up two years in advance as it's a lazy Sunday afternoon in July, my first year of retirement, and I started thinking about the recent anniversary of the moon landing.  And naturally my thoughts turned to the only real memory I have of that time period.  It was one of those moments in Time in which I did not have access to TV - or the appropriate channel, at least - so that I could join in with the communal experience.  (The most recent example as of the time of writing happened just last weekend - I was stuck in the hospital with no access to BBC-America so that I might see the revelation of the new Time Lord for 'Doctor Who'.  Thankfully, one of my favorite Whovians - and closest friends - Mark Thompson, was able to send me the video just moments after the big reveal.)

So here's to you, Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion.  I'm hoping to find a way to honor you in my Toobworld adventures.  There have been several humanoid/leonine alien races in various TV shows; perhaps I will bring one to Earth Prime-Time who is cross-eyed as well.  

How does the name K'Larinz strike you?


Saturday, July 13, 2019


Here endeth our week of 'Morse' reports.  Since we inducted Jim Strange into the TVXOHOF yesterday.....

Friday, July 12, 2019


To end this week celebrating ‘Endeavour’ and ‘Inspector Morse’, it’s time to induct another TV character into the Television Crossover Hall of Fame for the category of Friday Hall of Famers.

But… surprise!  It’s not whom you might expect….

From the “Inspector Morse wiki”:
Jim Strange is a character featured in both ‘Inspector Morse’, played by James Grout, and its prequel ‘Endeavour’, played by Sean Rigby.  

Chief Superintendent Jim Strange is a fictional character in the television series 'Inspector Morse'. The character also appears, as a Police Constable, in the prequel series 'Endeavour'. Although Strange does not appear in every episode of ‘Inspector Morse’, he is present in the whole series (of 33 2-hour TV films) from beginning to end. The intervening episodes from which he is absent are few in number. It is revealed (in the original series) that Strange's first name is 'Jim'.


Jim Strange is played by British actor James Grout.  In the subsequent prequel series ‘Endeavour’, Strange is played by Sean Rigby. Here the character is a uniformed Police Constable, working alongside the young Detective Constable Morse. PC Jim Strange interacts with the young Morse in a number of ways which point to the origins of later aspects of their relationship in the ‘Inspector Morse’ series. Strange was the most well-known character played by James Grout, who died in 2012. When the character was introduced in ‘Endeavour’ in 2013 he was given Grout's Christian name, James, in the diminutive format 'Jim'.


As a young Constable in ‘Endeavour’ Strange is already in the habit of addressing people as "matey". Slightly overweight, and given to bouts of pomposity, he is nonetheless a dependable and honest policeman, with his mind set on a career in the police.

By the chronologically later stage of the (earlier) ‘Inspector Morse’ series, Jim Strange, holding the rank of Chief Superintendent, is the Divisional Commander for Oxford city, of the Thames Valley Police force. His relationship with the principal character, Morse, is at times turbulent. Strange is a traditionalist, a Freemason, and a stickler for rules and regulations. Morse is also a traditionalist, but not in the same conservative sense as Strange; likewise, Morse is not interested in Freemasonry, although he proves knowledgeable on the subject, and in the 15th episode “Masonic Mysteries” proves his knowledge from the sublime (deep symbolism of masonry) to the less so (revealing to a junior traffic cop that he knows the masonic handshake, and that he is fully aware of which members of the local police are in the lodge); it is certainly true that the rules and regulations often frustrate Morse, and this leads to disagreements with Strange - a theme also picked up by the prequel, which shows the two characters disagreeing over the importance of rules in series 1, episode 1.

However, it is also clear that Strange has a deep respect for Morse, even if not always appreciating his methods. Despite often addressing Morse, somewhat dismissively, as "matey", a clear mutual respect eventually shines through their relationship - in the final episode, “The Remorseful Day”, in which Morse dies, Strange's attitude towards Morse might even be described as fond and affectionate. This is even more apparent in the original novel in which Morse is shown to have acted to prevent a potential embarrassment for Strange. The "matey" form of address is explained in the prequel as a common form of address by Strange for all his acquaintances.

Chief Superintendent Jim Strange also shows a clear respect for and of Sergeant Lewis, Morse's loyal assistant, and ultimately gives Lewis strong encouragement to seek promotion to Detective Inspector - as indeed he had encouraged him earlier in the series to apply for a vacant Inspector's position in the Oxford traffic police. However, the character does not appear in the sequel series ‘Lewis’, in the timeline of which, he appears to have retired.

28 Episodes (and counting)

From the IMDb:
Set in the 1960s, the show follows Endeavour Morse in his early years as a police constable. Working alongside his senior partner DI Fred Thursday, Morse engages in a number of investigations around Oxford.

Series 1 follows the early police career of young Endeavour Morse, who upon leaving his Oxford College without a degree, spending time in the Royal Signal Corps., and eventually joining the Oxfordshire Police, is transferred to CID, attaining the rank of Detective Constable. Originally starting out his career at Carshall-Newtown Police, Morse transfers to the Oxford City Police in 1965 following a murder investigation during the pilot episode. While with the Oxford City Police, Morse is taken under the wing of veteran Detective Inspector Fred Thursday. Inspector Thursday names Morse his designated "bag man" and shows him the ropes as Morse begins to solve a string of complex murders, much to the envy and annoyance of some of his superiors, particularly Detective Sergeant Jakes and Chief Superintendent Bright. Thursday and Morse's fellow officer, Police Constable Strange, try to steer the young Endeavour into taking his Sergeant's exam, so that he may be relieved of "General Duties" ...  

33 Episodes

From the IMDb:
Inspector Morse has an ear for music, a taste for beer, and a nose for crime. He sets out with Sergeant Lewis to solve each intriguing case.

First broadcast in 1987, the Inspector Morse series is a crime drama based on the Colin Dexter novels of the same name. The show is based around the exciting exploits of Morse - a senior officer within the Criminal Investigation Department of the Oxford Police - as he investigates heavy crimes in and around Oxford with his sidekick, Sergeant Lewis. Morse is a grumpy classical music aficionado who loves beer, and who frequently loses patience with the earnest but somewhat slow Lewis.  


From the IMDb:
Clip show that represents a biography of sorts of the now late great Inspector Morse. Chief Superintendent Strange fills in the blanks in between the clips with his first hand testimony about the man.

Clips from the following episodes were featured:

  • The Dead of Jericho (1987)
  • The Silent World of Nicholas Quinn (1987)
  • The Wolvercote Tongue (1987)
  • Last Seen Wearing (1988)
  • Deceived by Flight (1989)
  • Driven to Distraction (1990)
  • Masonic Mysteries (1990)
  • Promised Land (1991)
  • Dead on Time (1992)
  • The Death of the Self (1992)
  • Twilight of the Gods (1993)
  • The Way Through the Woods (1995)
  • Death Is Now My Neighbour (1997) 

So.  Those are three distinct appearances by Jim Strange in the TV Universe, from the 1960s into the late 1990s which thus qualify him to join the TVXOHOF.  As mentioned above, it is assumed that he retired at some point just before ‘Inspector Lewis’ begins or soon after.  And because James Grout has passed away in the Real World, we’re going to honor him by saying Jim Strange has died as well.  Hopefully that would deter anybody else from coming along and playing him in his later years.  (As if Toobworld Central had any sway in the world, Matey…..)

Welcome to the Hall, Jim Strange!


Thursday, July 11, 2019


Keeping with this week’s theme of ‘Endeavour’-“Deguello” 
centered posts, since it’s Thursday, we usually have a theory of “relateeveety.  And this episode concluded the plotline of a good candidate for such a theory.

Normally I would have saved this post for next New Year’s Day when I run my annual “Who’s On First?” blogathon.  But since this is a week for “Deguello” posts, I’m going to run it now.

From Wikipedia:
Henry Gordon Jago is a character who appeared in the 1977 ‘Doctor Who’ television serial, “The Talons of Weng-Chiang”. He was played by Christopher Benjamin. He worked so well with Trevor Baxter's character, Professor George Litefoot, the production team briefly considered giving them their own spin-off series. In 2009 they reprised their roles for the Big Finish Productions audio drama, “The Mahogany Murderers”. This led to their own audio series, ‘Jago & Litefoot’.

In Victorian London, Henry Gordon Jago was the owner and Master of Ceremonies at The Palace Theatre, a position he held for over thirty years. Jago was a charismatic character, comically cowardly, categorically crowing, constantly cash crunched and always adept at ample amounts of aureate alliteration. In 1889, Jago employed a Chinese illusionist named Li H'sen Chang, who often used a ventriloquist dummy called Mr. Sin.

Chang was actually serving a fugitive tyrant from the 51st Century named Magnus Greel and Mr. Sin was psychopathic pig cyborg. With Sino assassins on the streets and women whisked away at whim, the theatre attracted the astute attention of the Fourth Doctor and his assistant Leela.

It was while defeating these dastardly deliverers of deviltry, that Jago met upper class pathologist, Professor George Litefoot. The two remained close friends ever since, occasionally solving mysteries, including an adventure involving an anteater and an aluminum violin.  

(That last sentence refers to their adventures in the audioverse and perhaps in BookWorld, so they are not officially part of Toobworld.  I just liked the images brought up by those two adventures.)

For this theory of relateeveety, Toobworld Central assuming that in those thirty years in which he had been operating the Palace Theatre, Mr. Jago probably was married.  However, he doesn't seem the type of fellow who could remain locked into wedded bliss for very long.

But if so, there could have been issue.  At least one son, I would imagine; and that son would have a family of own, carrying the family name of Jago into the 20th Century.

Eventually this would have led to Detective Sergeant Alan Jago of the Thames Valley Constabulary.

All of the bad traits in Henry Gordon Jago, which were merely comical faults, would have been dialed up to eleven with Alan Jago.  He was a murderer, a black marketeer, a drug dealer, a traitor to the force, and all-around scumbag.

Just as in real life, the good of Toobworldlings doesn’t usually get passed down through the generations…..