Wednesday, February 29, 2012

I, KHANDI




During her six year stint (more, counting the time before the show started) with the Miami Crime Scene unit, as a medical examiner, Dr. Alexx Woods never mentioned that she had a twin sister.

The family name must have been Saunders when the twins were growing up in New York City, unless sister Beverly was married twice. (We already knew that Woods was Alexx's married name.)

When we first met Beverly Saunders, she was looking up her old boyfriend, Monte "Doc" Parker, where he worked as a paramedic. Her visit brought back memories for Doc about how he accidentally killed a friend in an argument over a girl.

Beverly is in the same field as her twin sister, but she was geared more towards the administrative side of the job. Always with an eye towards advancement, Beverly eventually rose to the position of Philadelphia's Health Commissioner.


Since that visit with Doc in an attempt to exorcise the demons of her personal history, Beverly had married a man named Travers. I get the feeling it couldn't have been a happy marriage, since Commissioner Travers acted like a real harpy, an out-and-out bitch. She was the polar opposite to her twin sister Alexx, who was warm and maternal and caring for the victims she had to examine.

SHOWS CITED:
'Body Of Proof' - "Occupational Hazards" (to be recurring)
'CSI: Miami' - series regular for six seasons
'Third Watch' - "History"

BCnU!

FAMILY ATTACHMENTS



Cars.com presented a Super Bowl commercial this year in which a guy had a snake-like growth coming out of his back. It had a head that looked just like his own and it loved to sing its responses:


The guy told the salesman that it was his newfound confidence, which had sprung forth after using Cars.com.

This is horse hockey-pucks as Colonel Potter would say.

The guy was one of two things - either he was a mutant, fused to his twin brother in much the same way as a ventriloquist named Ingles had such a deformed sibling which he disguised as "The Ventriloquist Dummy" in the act. (As seen in 'Tales From The Crypt')


Or, this guy was an alien, probably from the same species as Scrad & Charlie from the second "Men In Black" movie. As that franchise only has a tentative connection to the Toobworld Dynamic, we can't make that claim official... yet. But he could be allied with the aliens who control Hulu.com.


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AS SEEN ON TV: KUNTA KINTE (TOBY REYNOLDS)



KUNTA KINTE
aka
TOBY REYNOLDS


AS SEEN IN:
'Roots'
&
"Roots: The Gift"

AS PLAYED BY:
LeVar Burton (as young Kunta Kinte)
&
John Amos (as the older Kunta, now Toby Reynolds)

FICTIONALIZED BY:
Alex Haley

TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time

From Wikipedia:
"Roots: The Saga of an American Family" is a novel written by Alex Haley and first published in 1976. It tells the story of Kunta Kinte, an 18th-century African, captured as an adolescent and sold into slavery in the United States, and follows his life and the lives of his descendants in the U.S. down to Haley. 

The release of the novel, combined with its hugely popular television adaptation, 'Roots' (1977), led to a cultural sensation in the United States. The novel spent 46 weeks on The New York Times Best Seller List, including 22 weeks in that list's top spot. The last seven chapters of the novel were later adapted in the form of a second miniseries, 'Roots: The Next Generations', in 1979.

Brought up on the stories of his elderly female relatives—including his Grandmother Cynthia, whose father was emancipated from slavery in 1865—Alex Haley purported to have traced his family history back to "the African," Kunta Kinte, captured by members of a contentious tribe and sold to slave traders in 1767. For generations, each of Kunta's enslaved descendants passed down an oral history of Kunta's experiences as a free man in Gambia, along with the African words he taught them. 

Haley researched African village customs, slave-trading and the history of African Americans in America—including a visit to the griot (oral historian) of his ancestor's African village. He created a colorful and fictional history of his family from the mid-eighteenth century through the mid-twentieth century, which led him back to his heartland of Africa.

Kunta Kinte (also known as Toby Reynolds) is the central character of the novel "Roots: The Saga of an American Family" by American author Alex Haley, and of the television miniseries 'Roots', based on the book. Haley described his book as faction - a mixture of fact and fiction.

Haley's novel begins with Kunta's birth in the village of Juffure in The Gambia, West Africa in 1750. Kunta is the first of four sons of the Mandinka tribesman Omoro and his wife Binta Kebba. Haley describes Kunta's strict Muslim upbringing, the rigors of the manhood training he undergoes, and the proud origins of the Kinte name.

One day in 1767, when young Kunta Kinte leaves his village to search for wood to make a drum, four men surround him and take him captive. Kunta awakens to find himself blindfolded, gagged, bound and prisoner of the white men. Haley describes how they humiliate him by stripping him naked, probing him in every orifice, and branding him with a hot iron. He and others are put on a slave ship for the three-month voyage from Africa.

Kunta survives the trip to Maryland and is sold to a Virginia plantation owner, Master Waller-, who renames him "Toby". He rejects the name imposed by his owners, and refuses to speak to others.

After being apprehended during the last of his four escape attempts, the slave catchers give him a choice: he can be castrated or have his right foot cut off. He chooses to have his foot cut off, and the slave catchers cut off the front half of his right foot. As the years pass, Kunta resigns himself to his fate, and also becomes more open and sociable with his fellow slaves, while never forgetting who he was or where he came from.

Following the success of the original novel and the miniseries, Haley was sued by author Harold Courlander, who asserted that Roots was plagiarized from his own novel "The African", published nine years prior to Roots in 1967. The resulting trial ended with an out-of-court settlement and Haley's admission that some passages within "Roots" had been copied from Courlander's work. Separately, researchers refuted Haley's claims that, as the basis for "Roots", he had successfully traced his own ancestry back through slavery to a specific individual and village in Africa.

It is because of such questions that I'm considering Kunta Kinte as fictionalized rather than as an historical character.

From the source:
Chapter One

Early in the spring of 1750, in the village of Juffure, four days upriver from the coast of The Gambia, West Africa, a man-child was born to Omoro and Binta Kinte. Forcing forth from Binta's strong young body, he was as black as she was, flecked and slippery with Binta's blood, and he was bawling. The two wrinkled midwives, old Nyo Boto and the baby's Grandmother Yaisa, saw that it was a boy and laughed with joy. According to the forefathers, a boy firstborn presaged the special blessings of Allah not only upon the parents but also upon the parents' families; and there was the prideful knowledge that the name of Kinte would thus be both distinguished and perpetuated.

It was the hour before the first crowing of the cocks, and along with Nyo Boto and Grandma Yaisa's chatterings, the first sound the child heard was the muted, rhythmic bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp of wooden pestles as the other women of the village pounded couscous grain in their mortars, preparing the traditional breakfast of porridge that was cooked in earthen pots over a fire built among three rocks.

The thin blue smoke went curling up pungent and pleasant, over the small dusty village of round mud huts as the nasal wailing of Kajali Demba, the village alimamo, began, calling men to the first of the five daily prayers that had been offered up to Allah for as long as anyone living could remember Hastening from their beds of bamboo cane and cured hides into their rough cotton tunics, the men of the village filed briskly to the praying place, where the alimamo led the worship: "Allahu Akbar! Ashadu an lailahailala!" (God is great! I bear witness that there is only one God!) It was after this, as the men were returning toward their home compounds for breakfast, that Omoro rushed among them, beaming and excited, to tell them of his firstborn son. Congratulating him, all of the men echoed the omens of good fortune.

Each man, back in his own hut, accepted a calabash of porridge from his wife. Returning to their kitchens in the rear of the compound, the wives fed next their children, and finally themselves. When they had finished eating, the men took up their short, bent-handled hoes, whose wooden blades had been sheathed with metal by the village blacksmith, and set off for their day's work of preparing the land for farming of the groundnuts and the couscous and cotton that were the primary men's crops, as rice was that of the women, in this hot, lush savanna country of The Gambia.

By ancient custom, for the next seven days, there was but a single task with which Omoro would seriously occupy himself: the selection of a name for his firstborn son. It would have to be a name rich with history and with promise, for the people of his tribe--the Mandinkas--believed that a child would develop seven of the characteristics of whomever or whatever he was named for.

On behalf of himself and Binta, during this week of thinking, Omoro visited every household in Juffure, and invited each family to the naming ceremony of the newborn child, traditionally on the eighth day of his life. On that day, like his father and his father's father, this new son would become a member of the tribe.

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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN IN BLACK TOOBWORLD


We're down to the last two days of Black History Month - one day longer than in most years. And because the ASOTV showcase was about literary TV characters, it was easier than finding the historical figures of years past when it came to the "Black Friday" editions. (Even with the week of 'Wishbone' characters, we tied into a legend from African folklore.)

Just to tally up the Black ASOTV list:
The Fairy Godmother
Dr. Oliver Jones
Anansi
Guinevere
Jim (two recastaways)
and Tomorrow's finale......

Because today's entry is the escaped slave Jim (from Mark Twain's classic "The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn"), I thought today would be perfect for sharing this museum piece.....

It looks like the earliest TV adaptation of the greatest American novel ever written is from 1953 as an episode of 'Excursion' starring Burgess Meredith, Eddie Albert, Clifford Tatum Jr., and Sugar Ray Robinson as Jim. (It was basically just a dramatization of the scenes with the King and the Duke, but as much of life within Toobworld occurs off-screen, this is accepted as the official version.)

And that's a good thing, because there's no way that I could allow this 1955 version to be accepted as the official entry for Earth Prime-Time.

Watch it. I think you'll guess early on why it has to be excluded. (Due to today's theme, I think you'll figure out easily who's missing.....)


Imagine that! To have the audacity to remove completely one of the two most integral characters from the novel!

There's been a hue and cry in recent years about removing the "N" word from future editions of the tale. Apparently, there are published versions out there that replace it with the word "slave" and even with the word "robot"! (An early prototype of "Boilerplate", perhaps?)

Turning Jim into the the precursor of James Baldwin's "The Invisible Man" won't fly for the main Toobworld; it's unacceptable.

But there is a TV dimension where this adaptation could be an integral part.

Earth Prime-Time Ebony.
(It's a name in progress. I may just stick with Black Toobworld. It's got a 70's Marvel Comics feel to it. But I'm open to suggestions.....)

This may seem strange, since the Black Toobworld is populated by classic TV characters who are blacks in this dimension - 'Kojak', 'Barefoot In The Park', 'The New Odd Couple'.... Even theatrical films have been absorbed into this dimension - "The Honeymooners", "The Wild, Wild West", and "The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy".

So why would a black TV dimension want to have a production of "The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" which cut out the greatest black literary character of all time?

The answer would lie in how the Black Toobworld came to be.....

This past weekend, I offered up a couple of video examples of the character 'Karen Sisco' as seen in the French and Spanish TV dimensions. The raison d'etre for those two dimensions stem from alterations to historical events which would have given each nation a dominance over the world in its timeline. For the Spaniards, it would have been a victory for the Spanish Armada. For the French, a triumph for Napoleon over Wellington at Waterloo. (And both events could have been triggered by the Meddling Monk from 'Doctor Who'.)

With Black Toobworld, the splainin could be that slavery was never introduced into that TV dimension. So there would have been no Jim in the story about Huckleberry Finn. For that matter, there would have been no 'Roots' franchise! And the Civil War would have had to hinge on something else besides the emancipation of the slaves.

So without slavery in their historical background, the citizens of Black Toobworld had a better chance becoming more prominent in America because they came to this country of their own free will.

I think the theory is valid, so I'm sticking to it. It's not like Jim was wiped out of existence by stepping into a machine like Peter Bishop did on 'Fringe'!

BCnU!

MATHESON - FATHER & SON


Pete Matheson had been the business partner of Congressman Delancey from New York City. One of their shadier deals was in danger of being exposed, so Matheson ordered a professional hit on Delancey. That way he could blame the Congressman and claim that he had no knowledge of it, and Delancey wouldn't be able to refute him.


The kiling was made to look like an assassination by a disgruntled man out of work (for which Delancey was responsible.) And it would have worked had it not been for the meddlesome Mr. Finch and Mr. Reese. Thanks to the all-seeing machine created by Finch, they quickly determined that Pete Matheson was their new 'Person Of Interest'.

The eventual arrest of Pete Matheson must have been a big disappointment to his father, O'Bviously. And it's at this time that Toobworld Central is going to make the claim that Pete Matheson was the son of Senator Richard Matheson (as seen in several episodes of 'The X-Files'.)


In fact, it was probably through his father that Pete Matheson first met Congressman Delancey.....

BCnU!

THE END OF THE WORLD (AS WE VIEW IT)




We'll have to see what happens by the end of the year, but the prophecy of the Mayan calendar for the end of the world is supposed to occur on December 12.

The aftermath of that apocalypse was depicted in this Super Bowl commercial for Chevy trucks - four old buddies survived the destruction because they were in their Chevy trucks. (One of their friends didn't make it - he drove a Ford.)

So if the end of the world doesn't happen as the Mayans predicted, this commercial has to be relegated to an alternate TV dimension. 

 And if it does come to pass? 

 Well, I'll probably not be around to chronicle it anyway.....

BCnU! (I hope.....)

AS SEEN ON TV: JIM


JIM


AS SEEN IN:
'Huckleberry Finn And His Friends'

AS PLAYED BY:
Blu Mankuma

TV DIMENSION:
Alternate TV Dimension



AS SEEN IN:
"The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn"

AS PLAYED BY:
Brock Peters

TV DIMENSION:
Alternate TV Dimension

CREATED BY:
Mark Twain

From Wikipedia:
Jim is one of two major fictional characters in the classic novel Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain. The book chronicles the journey of Jim and Huckleberry "Huck" Finn down the Mississippi River in the antebellum Southern United States. 

Jim is an adult African American who has escaped from slavery and is trying to reach freedom. Huckleberry Finn, a 11-year-old Caucasian male, has been taught that slavery is natural and that abolitionism is wicked; nevertheless, after befriending Jim, he decides to help Jim escape.

Jim may have been modeled after one or more slaves, or on the "shrewd, wise, polite, always good-natured ..." formerly enslaved African-American George Griffin, whom Twain employed as a butler, starting around 1879, and treated as a confidant.

Jim is simple and trusting, even gullible. But Jim’s simple nature belies a common sense that helps him choose the right path for Huck and him to follow. Jim does not recognize the duke and the king as frauds. Jim becomes an authority figure in contrast to Huck's abusive father, who can be appreciated for his wisdom and intelligence.

From the source;
I went to sleep, and Jim didn't call me when it was my turn. He often done that. When I waked up just at daybreak he was sitting there with his head down betwixt his knees, moaning and mourning to himself. I didn't take notice nor let on. I knowed what it was about. He was thinking about his wife and his children, away up yonder, and he was low and homesick; because he hadn't ever been away from home before in his life; and I do believe he cared just as much for his people as white folks does for their'n. It don't seem natural, but I reckon it's so. He was often moaning and mourning that way nights, when he judged I was asleep, and saying, "Po' little 'Lizabeth! po' little Johnny! it's mighty hard; I spec' I ain't ever gwyne to see you no mo', no mo'!" He was a mighty good nigger, Jim was.

But this time I somehow got to talking to him about his wife and young ones; and by and by he says:

"What makes me feel so bad dis time 'uz bekase I hear sumpn over yonder on de bank like a whack, er a slam, while ago, en it mine me er de time I treat my little 'Lizabeth so ornery. She warn't on'y 'bout fo' year ole, en she tuck de sk'yarlet fever, en had a powful rough spell; but she got well, en one day she was a-stannin' aroun', en I says to her, I says:

"'Shet de do'.'

"She never done it; jis' stood dah, kiner smilin' up at me. It make me mad; en I says agin, mighty loud, I says:

"'Doan' you hear me? Shet de do'!'

"She jis stood de same way, kiner smilin' up. I was a-bilin'! I says:

"'I lay I MAKE you mine!'

"En wid dat I fetch' her a slap side de head dat sont her a-sprawlin'. Den I went into de yuther room, en 'uz gone 'bout ten minutes; en when I come back dah was dat do' a-stannin' open YIT, en dat chile stannin' mos' right in it, a-lookin' down and mournin', en de tears runnin' down. My, but I WUZ mad! I was a-gwyne for de chile, but jis' den—it was a do' dat open innerds—jis' den, 'long come de wind en slam it to, behine de chile, ker-BLAM!—en my lan', de chile never move'! My breff mos' hop outer me; en I feel so—so—I doan' know HOW I feel. I crope out, all a-tremblin', en crope aroun' en open de do' easy en slow, en poke my head in behine de chile, sof' en still, en all uv a sudden I says POW! jis' as loud as I could yell. SHE NEVER BUDGE! Oh, Huck, I bust out a-cryin' en grab her up in my arms, en say, 'Oh, de po' little thing! De Lord God Amighty fogive po' ole Jim, kaze he never gwyne to fogive hisself as long's he live!' Oh, she was plumb deef en dumb, Huck, plumb deef en dumb—en I'd ben a-treat'n her so!"

Two For Tuesday!

BCnU!

Monday, February 27, 2012

ONE HIT WONDER LAND - TV THEME SONG BANDS


Here's a list of bands who are known only for the TV theme songs they supplied.....


BCnU!

OBSERVING A PERSON OF INTEREST



I'm always checking the background scenes in TV shows - yes, I'm looking for theoretical connections that can be made to other TV series, but I'm also searching for friends in the business.

While watching the latest episode of 'Person Of Interest', I saw this guy in the background:


Here's the actual CBS clip from the episode "Risk". If you have no interest in watching the whole thing, jump ahead to about the 2:48 mark.....


'Person Of Interest' is a show produced by JJ Abrams of 'Alias' and 'Lost' fame. He's also the producer of 'Fringe' over on FOX. And on that show they have these characters called Observers.....

The Observers are a mysterious association of males who appear at Pattern-related events and other important moments in modern human history. At first sight, they appear to be ordinary citizens, although bald and lacking eyebrows. On closer inspection, they frequently display socially peculiar behavior, along with physical and mental abilities beyond that of typical humans. They may age very slowly and live for many centuries. Their true identity, motives and overall mission remain almost completely unexplained. They oversee odd situations, both observing individuals, and events... then report to an unknown party through a cellular phone-like communication device. They also employ couriers (non-bald) to transport briefcases and imagery.

The Observer known as "September", who is/was played by Michael Cerveris, has also appeared in other TV shows, all on FOX and all "reality"-based. This is why he was inducted into the TV Crossover Hall Of Fame last October. (I guess I should have done so in September, considering his code name....)

But even though all the character - no matter which Observer it should be - has to do is to cross the screen in the background behind the principle actors, I have a feeling FOX wouldn't like seeing one of their characters just showing up on other networks - even if it's on a show produced by the guy who's also supplying them with 'Alcatraz'.

So outside of the Box, that would be why this Observer is dressed in a blue overcoat rather than the dullish gray one normally seen.

And as for the missing fedora? I knew someone would spot that, but not so quickly once I posted my claim to Facebook....

Brian Leonard: I'd let you have your fantasy if he had a hat on...

But I was prepared with a splainin!

Even though Toobworld is full of outlandish people, creatures, creations, and locations - such as witches and genies, talking horses, alien cook books, and "a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction ('Petticoat Junction')" - it's still supposed to be as much like the real world as possible. The President of the United States should be the same as the current POTUS in our world and the same goes for other high-profile positions as the Mayor of New York City and the Queen of England.

ut allowances can be made like the above examples plus different subway lines and alterations to the lay of the TV Land like new rivers and mountains, etc.

And the weather can be tweaked as well.

Because the episode aired on Thursday night, February 23, 2012, I'm thinking it took place on Friday, February 24. It had to be a work day rather than a weekend, since so many people were in the vicinity of the Time-Warner building on Sixth Avenue dressed in business wear.

Here was the February 24 weather forecast for the NY region, provided by FEMA:

Friday February 24, 2012
From the FEMA National Weather Updates
Northeast:
Numerous Watches and Warnings are in effect for the region. Tonight, westerly winds of 20 to 35 mph with gusts up to 60 mph are forecast for New York City and Long Island; the strongest winds will be from midnight tonight into Saturday.

That's the real world.

It will be my contention that the Toobworld timetable had been "fast-forwarded" and that those gusts of winds had already begun by Friday during the day. And although we didn't see it happen, one of those high-force gusts had blown the Observer's hat off his head. When we saw him, he was walking quickly to retrieve it.

"My hat!"
Just another example of life during prime-time happening off-screen.....

BCnU!

ON PUPPETS OF TOOBWORLD



Puppets are living beings in the main Toobworld, working and living alongside human beings. We've seen this in shows like 'Sesame Street', 'The Muppet Show', 'Captain Kangaroo', 'The Hap Richards Show' (my personal entry - a local Ct. kids show from the 1960s), and 'Breakfast Time' on FX.

But not all puppets are puppets; they only look like puppets to us. Such TV characters would include 'ALF', Salem the Warlock turned cat, 'Cousin Skeeter' (although he could still be a puppet, but adopted), the Fraggles, Rigel VII' of 'Farscape', Barney and the Sinclairs from the time of the 'Dinosaurs', and the Shansheeth of 'The Sarah Jane Adventures'. Mr. Moose, Dancing Bear, and Bunny Rabbit from the Treasure House are puppet folk; Grandfather Clock may not be.....

True puppets are spirit entities who take on a visible shell in order to be seen. And once they take on that shell, they assume the personalities (or the properties in some cases) of that body.  They would then act in a manner in keeping with that bodily form.

So Miss Piggy would consider herself a pig, Chairy a chair, and Big Bird a very big bird. Outside of their shells they are formless spirits, who may not even have a sexual identity.

The inspiration for these beings comes from "The True Histories" by 2nd Century AD author Lucian of Samosota. He wrote of the Isle of the Blessed where spirit beings gave themselves form by draping themselves in purple spiderwebs. (This Isle of the Blessed should not be confused with that to be found in 'Merlin', which is set in an alternate TV dimension.)

These spirit beings were eventually visited by men who created a wide variety of puppet shells for them to wear instead of the fragile spiderwebs. Representatives from the Houses of Henson, Tillstrom, and Baird were chief among these.

The Toobworld version of the Isle of the Blessed is known as The Living Island, which has several vest-pocket kingdoms within its borders, such as Tinkerdee and Gortch (to be found in the volcanic northern regions of Living Island.) Many denizens of the Living Island have moved to other parts of the world, mostly settling in the United States, while a few humans have also emigrated to the land of the puppets.

So this post is serving as a reminder for the splainin of puppet folk in the TV Universe.....

SHOWS CITED:
'Phineas & Ferb'
'The Muppet Show'
'Tales Of The Tinkerdee'
'Saturday Night Live'
'Kukla, Fran & Ollie'
CBS 'The Morning Show'
'The Captain Kangaroo Show'
'The Hap Richards Show'
'Barney and Friends'
'Breakfast Time'
'H.R. Pufnstuf'
'Alf'
'Farscape'
'The Sarah Jane Adventures'
'PeeWee's Playhouse'
'Dinosaurs!'
'Cousin Skeeter'
'Merlin'
'Sesame Street'

(My thanks go to Thomas Paul Jennings of the Crossovers Forum on Facebook for pointing out this video.)

BCnU!