Sam Malone:
You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!
Diane Chambers:
And you, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered...
Sam:
SHUT UP! Shut your fat mouth!
Diane:
Make me!
Sam:
Make you? Why, I'm... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office!
Diane:
Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow.
Or should I say funnier.
Sam:
You know, I always wanted to pop you one.
Maybe this is my lucky day.
Diane:
You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam:
Are you as turned on as I am?
Diane:
More!
[They kiss]
'Cheers'
Debra Barone:
I need that squash!
Ray Barone:
Are you as turned on as I am right now?
'Everybody Loves Raymond'