You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!
And you, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered...
SHUT UP! Shut your fat mouth!
Make you? Why, I'm... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office!
Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow.
Or should I say funnier.
You know, I always wanted to pop you one.
Maybe this is my lucky day.
You disgust me. I hate you.
Are you as turned on as I am?
I need that squash!
Are you as turned on as I am right now?
'Everybody Loves Raymond'