I'm sending this out to my cousins Danielle Cullen and Kelly Trafton and "cousin-in-law" Emily Stanley -
surely one of their daughters would want something like this for
Christmas.......
Saturday, December 8, 2012
LEGO BALLZ!
My nephew will probably kill me that I didn't get him a set like this for
Christmas!
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Reali-TV,
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WHEN TV HOSTS ATTACK!
This has to be one of the worst examples of "Reali-TV" ever!
From ABC affiliate WPTV:
A magic trick on live TV went terribly wrong in the Dominican Republic, and
video of the incident has gone viral.
'Breaking Magic' star Wayne Houchin is recovering after a TV show's host threw flaming Aqua de Florida cologne in his face and his entire head caught fire, according to lasvegasweekly.com .
According to the report, Houchin suffered burns on his head, face, neck, and hand, and he's calling the incident a "criminal attack."
Houchin wrote on his Facebook page: “This was not a stunt or part of an act...[T]his was a criminal attack.”
BCnU.......
LEGO TOLKIEN
SHHHH!
Don't tell him, but I'm getting my nephew two Lego sets for Christmas. One
is of 'The Hobbit' and the other is from "The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship
Of The Rings" ("The Mines Of Moria")
AS SEEN ON TV: JOHN THUNSTONE
Here's another member of the Wold Newton Family.....
JOHN THUNSTONE
AS SEEN IN:
'Monsters'
("Rouse Him Not")
CREATED BY:
Manly Wade Wellman
PORTRAYED BY:
Alex Cord
TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time
From Wikipedia:
John Thunstone is a fictional character and the hero of a series of stories
by author Manly Wade Wellman. Thunstone is a scholar and playboy who
investigates mysterious supernatural events. He has the typical attributes of a
heroic character being physically large and strong, intelligent, handsome, and
wealthy. He is also well-read in occult matters and has access to several
weapons that are especially potent against vampires, werewolves and other
supernatural creatures.
The name Thunstone is meant to evoke that of Saint Dunstan, patron saint of silversmiths and a noted opponent of the Devil. Thunstone has a sword-cane with a silver blade said to have been forged by the saint. The blade is inscribed with a text from Judges chapter 5 in the Vulgate, "Sic pereant omnes inimici tui" — "thus perish all your enemies". The sword-cane had also been used by Wellman's earlier character, Judge Pursuivant, who passed it on to Thunstone when his advanced age made him too weak to effectively wield it.
In addition to the ghosts and other traditional supernatural beings,
several of Thunstone's enemies are Wellman's unique creations. These include the
shonokins, a race of human-like creatures who claim to have ruled North America
before the coming of humans. Thunstone's most persistent foe is a sorcerer named
Rowley Thorne, who appears in a number of the stories. Thorne was loosely based
on the real occultist Aleister Crowley.
Thunstone originally appeared in short stories published in the pulp magazines. Wellman would later write two novels with Thunstone: "What Dreams May Come" (1983) and "The School of Darkness" (1985). All his Thunstone short stories have been recently collected in "The Third Cry to Legba and Other Invocations" (2000).
In 1988, John Thunstone appeared in an episode, entitled "Rouse Him Not", of the anthology TV series 'Monsters'. He was played by the actor Alex Cord.
O'BSERVATIONS:
Currently I'm reading a collection of stories featuring Judge Pursuivant.
I'll have to look for this Thunstone collection.....
BCnU!
Friday, December 7, 2012
AS SEEN ON TV: LONG JOHN SILVER
We covered the topic of the pirate Long John Silver back in May with one of
the portrayals from an alternate TV dimension. But today is my nephew's 8th
birthday and Thomas read the book earlier this year. So I want to tip my hat to
him with this ASOTV showcase of the Long John Silver from the main
Toobworld......
LONG JOHN SILVER
AS SEEN IN:
'Long John Silver'
CREATED BY:
Robert Louis Stevenson
PORTRAYED BY:
Robert Newton
TV STATUS:
Recastaway & Multiversal
(BookWorld, Cineverse, Toobworld)
TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time
From Wikipedia:
Long John Silver is a fictional character and the primary antagonist of the
novel Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson.
Robert Newton followed up his two Long John Silver movies with an Australian-produced TV series.
Stevenson's portrayal of Silver has greatly influenced the modern
iconography of the pirate. Silver has a parrot, named Captain Flint in mockery
of his former captain, who generally perches on Silver's shoulder, and is known
to chatter pirate phrases like "Pieces of Eight," and "Stand by to go about."
Silver uses the parrot as another means of gaining Jim's trust, by telling the
boy all manner of exciting stories (many of them likely fake) about the parrot's
buccaneer history. "'Now that bird,' Silver would say, 'is, may be, two hundred
years old, Hawkins- they live forever mostly, and if anybody's seen more
wickedness it must be the devil himself. She's sailed with England- the great
Cap'n England, the pirate. She's been at Madagascar, and at Malabar, and
Surinam, and Providence, and Portobello ... She was at the boarding of the
Viceroy of the Indies out of Goa, she was, and to look at her you would think
she was a babby."
He is married to a woman of African descent, whom he trusts to manage his business affairs in his absence and to liquidate his Bristol assets when his actions make it impossible for him to go home. He confides in his fellow pirates, that he and his wife plan to rendezvous after the voyage to Skeleton Island is complete and Flint's treasure is recovered, at which point Silver will retire to a life of luxury.
According to Stevenson's letters, the
idea for the character of Long John Silver was inspired by his real-life friend
William Henley, a writer and editor. Stevenson's stepson, Lloyd Osbourne,
described Henley as "...a great, glowing, massive-shouldered fellow with a big
red beard and a crutch; jovial, astoundingly clever, and with a laugh that
rolled like music; he had an unimaginable fire and vitality; he swept one off
one's feet". In a letter to Henley after the publication of Treasure Island
Stevenson wrote: "I will now make a confession. It was the sight of your maimed
strength and masterfulness that begot Long John Silver...the idea of the maimed
man, ruling and dreaded by the sound, was entirely taken from you".
Happy birthday, Thomas!
BCnU!
Thursday, December 6, 2012
SUPER-SIX LIST: TEMPORARY GIGS
Sometimes an actor is sidelined from his role on a TV series due to an
injury, or another acting commitment... sometimes even due to a contract
dispute. If the producers don't want to permanently replace that character, nor
do they want to recast (so as to preserve the show's inner believability), then
a new character is created to fill the void as a short-term replacement.
Here are six examples:
1) JEREMY PIKE for ARTEMUS GORDON
'The Wild, Wild West'
My favorite example! Other actors, like William Schallert and Alan Hale,
also came on board to help James West while Ross Martin was recuperating. But
Charles Aidman served longer and created a very engaging character. I was glad
for the return of Martin as Artemus, but I would have been happy to keep Jeremy
Pike - ancestor of Christopher Pike in 'Star Trek'! - around on a permanent
basis.
2) DR. KATHERINE PULASKI for DR. BEVERLY CRUSHER
'Star Trek: The Next Generation'
While Dr. Crusher was back at Starfleet Command in charge of the medical branch, Dr. Pulaski
took the helm as the chief medical officer, transferring from the Repulse. Based on one of the novels, which of course shouldn't have any bearing on the Toobworld Dynamic, she turned down Captain Picard's offer to rejoin the crew of the Enterprise. (She had enough of starship postings.)
3) JOHN RAGLIN for VINNIE TERRANOVA
'Wiseguy'
While investigating mob corruption in the fashion business, Terranova was
hit by a car and suffered broken bones and other injuries. To complete his
mission, John Raglin was brought in by the OCB.
4) NILES FRENCH for GILES FRENCH
'Family Affair'
When Giles French was on a special assignment for the Queen of England
(espionage?), his brother Niles stepped in to help out Bill Davis take care of
his two nieces and a nephew - Cissy, Buffy, and Jody.
5) COY & VANCE DUKE for BO & LUKE DUKE
Cousins Coy and Vance came back to stay with Uncle Jesse after Bo and Luke
left to travel the NASCAR circuit. But when the original Duke boys came home,
Coy and Vance lit out, ostensibly to care for a sick relative.
6) "THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN" for PERRY MASON
'Perry Mason' - the TV series & the TV movies
You should know by now that I always have a joker in my hand for the Super
Six List. These are the seven lawyers who filled in for Perry Mason over the
years, including the last batch of TV movies after Raymond Burr passed
away.....
- Constant Doyle - Bette Davis
- Professor Edward Lindley - Michael Rennie
- Bruce Jason - Hugh O'Brian
- Sherman Hatfield - Walter Pidgeon
- Joe Kelly - Mike Connors
- Anthony Caruso - Paul Sorvino
- "Wild Bill" McKenzie - Hal Holbrook
BCnU!
AS SEEN ON TV: PETER McDERMOTT
PETER McDERMOTT
AS SEEN IN:
'Hotel'
CREATED BY:
Arthur Hailey
PORTRAYED BY:
James Brolin
TV STATUS:
Multiversal
(BookWorld, Cineverse, Toobworld)
TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time
From Wikipedia:
"Hotel" is a 1965 novel by Arthur Hailey. It is the story of an independent
New Orleans hotel, the St. Gregory, and its management's struggle to regain
profitability and avoid being assimilated into the O'Keefe chain of hotels. The
St. Gregory is supposedly based on the Roosevelt Hotel, although the old St.
Charles Hotel is also cited as the basis for the novel.
The novel was adapted into a movie in 1967, and in 1983 Aaron Spelling turned into a television series, airing for five years on ABC. In the TV series the St. Gregory Hotel was moved from New Orleans to San Francisco.
'Hotel' is an American prime time drama series which aired on ABC from September 21, 1983 to May 5, 1988 in the timeslot following Dynasty.
Based on Arthur Hailey's 1965 novel of the same name (which had also inspired a 1967 feature film), the series was produced by Aaron Spelling and set in the elegant and fictitious St. Gregory Hotel in San Francisco (changed from the New Orleans setting of the novel and film). Establishing shots of the hotel were filmed in front of The Fairmont San Francisco atop the Nob Hill neighborhood. Episodes followed the activities of passing guests, as well as the personal and professional lives of the hotel staff.
The novel was adapted into a movie in 1967, and in 1983 Aaron Spelling turned into a television series, airing for five years on ABC. In the TV series the St. Gregory Hotel was moved from New Orleans to San Francisco.
'Hotel' is an American prime time drama series which aired on ABC from September 21, 1983 to May 5, 1988 in the timeslot following Dynasty.
Based on Arthur Hailey's 1965 novel of the same name (which had also inspired a 1967 feature film), the series was produced by Aaron Spelling and set in the elegant and fictitious St. Gregory Hotel in San Francisco (changed from the New Orleans setting of the novel and film). Establishing shots of the hotel were filmed in front of The Fairmont San Francisco atop the Nob Hill neighborhood. Episodes followed the activities of passing guests, as well as the personal and professional lives of the hotel staff.
The Novel:
The main character is Mr. Peter McDermott; the general manager with a past. He is a graduate from Cornell University in Hotel Management and subsequently got a job in a hotel. However, he had been involved with a lady at time when he was supposed to be on duty. This gave Peter’s wife and the lady’s husband a reason to ask for a divorce. McDermott's dalliance was not a big thing for hotel, but the newspaper coverage was such that he was dismissed from the job and blacklisted. But Warren Trent, the head of St. Gregory Hotel, ignoring the past and considering the skill, hired him. The novel captures McDermott attempts to deal with several crises in the hotel which involve a range of other characters.
The TV Series:
Rich aristocrat Victoria Cabot (Anne Baxter) ran the St. Gregory Hotel, assisted by general manager Peter McDermott (James Brolin) and his staff. McDermott and assistant general manager Christine Francis (Connie Sellecca) became romantically involved. Halfway through the series Cabot died, leaving McDermott her share of the St. Gregory Hotel. When McDermott inherited half of the St. Gregory, he ran the hotel and promoted Francis to general manager.
BCnU!
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
AS SEEN ON TV: RICHARD HANNAY
When all else fails, turn to the Wold Newton Family for
inspiration......
RICHARD HANNAY
AS SEEN IN:
'Hannay'
CREATED BY:
John Buchan
(in 'The 39 Steps')
PORTRAYED BY:
Robert Powell
Robert Powell
TV STATUS:
Multiversal
(BookWorld, Cineverse, Toobworld)
TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time
From Wikipedia:
Major-General Sir Richard Hannay, KCB, OBE, DSO, Legion of Honour, is a
fictional secret agent and army officer created by Scottish novelist John
Buchan. In his autobiography, Memory Hold-the-Door, Buchan suggests that the
character is based, in part, on Edmund Ironside, from Edinburgh, a spy during
the Second Boer War.
'Hannay' was a 1988 spin-off from the 1978 film version of John Buchan's novel The Thirty-Nine Steps which had starred Robert Powell as Richard Hannay.
'Hannay' was a 1988 spin-off from the 1978 film version of John Buchan's novel The Thirty-Nine Steps which had starred Robert Powell as Richard Hannay.
In the series, Powell reprised the role of Hannay, an
Edwardian mining engineer from Rhodesia of Scottish origin. It features his
adventures in pre-World War I Great Britain. These stories had little in common
with John Buchan's novels about the character, although some character names are
taken from his other novels.
BCnU!
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
AS SEEN ON TV: PERRY MASON
I always knew that if I was facing a deadline crunch for the "ASOTV"
showcase on a "Two for Tuesday", then Perry Mason would be able to get me out of
a jam just as he so often did for his clients.
Today's that Tuesday.......
PERRY MASON
AS SEEN IN:
'Perry Mason'
CREATED BY:
Erle Stanley Gardner
PORTRAYED BY:
Raymond Burr
TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time
AS SEEN IN:
'The New Perry Mason'
PORTRAYED BY:
Monte Markham
TV DIMENSION:
Evil Toobworld
or
The Toobworld of Remakes
TV STATUS (FOR BOTH):
Multi-versal
From Wikipedia:
Perry Mason is a fictional character, a defense attorney who was the main character in works of detective fiction authored by Erle Stanley Gardner. Perry Mason was featured in more than 80 novels and short stories, most of which had a plot involving his client's murder trial. Typically, Mason was able to establish his client's innocence by implicating another character, who then confessed.
Gardner, who was one of the best-selling authors of all time, had "135 million copies of his books in print in America alone in the year of his death" in 1969. The character of Perry Mason was portrayed each weekday on a long-running radio series, followed by well-known depictions on film and television, including "television's most successful and longest-running lawyer series" from 1957 to 1966 starring Raymond Burr; another series in 1973–1974, starring Monte Markham, [Harry Guardino, Dane Clark], and Brett Somers; and 30 made-for-TV movies filmed from 1985 to 1993.
O'BSERVATIONS:
Perry Mason originated in BookWorld, but could also be found in the
Cineverse (played by Warren William as well as by Ricardo Cortez and originally
by Donald Wood). And he was played by Bartlett Robinson, Santos Ortega, and
Donald Briggs in the first three years of the radio drama before John Larkin
took over the role.
In my Toobworld novel, the Monte Markham version of Perry Mason shows up, although not named (of course). He's revealed to be an impostor, one of those bent-pinkie aliens as seen in 'The Invaders'......
Any other suggestions for the radio universe besides "Radioverse"?
BCnU!
Monday, December 3, 2012
GENDER BLUNDER - I GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO.....
The "Gender Variations In The Arts" blog pointed out this difference
between the real world and the events that took place in 'Tales Of The
City':
"Anna could not go to Denmark in 1964, because after the Jorgensen affair,
Denmark had passed a law limiting gender surgery to Danish citizens."
Earth Prime-Time must reflect life in Earth Prime as much as possible.
Allowances can be made for androids, talking animals, slightly different
birthdates, but if the exception is abused, the "offending" TV show gets shoved
off to a different dimension.
Toobworld has no problem with Poochinsky (except
that the pilot was horrible, of course), but a town full of talking bovines?
Moo Mesa gets relocated to the Tooniverse.
If Jules Verne is said to have been
born a decade later than in real life, we can live with that discrepancy.
Sherlock Holmes in the 21st Century - no matter if he's in London or New York
City - has to find his 221 B Baker Street lodgings in some alternate
Toobworld.
In this case concerning Danish law, I don't see how holding off on that
ruling on gender surgery for at least a decade to accommodate Andy Ramsay
(better known now as Mrs. Anna Madrigal) would have affected any other TV
shows.
Of course, I haven't seen any Danish TV dramas or sitcoms that might have
addressed the topic, but even so, I think this can be granted a pass......
BCnU!
RECASTAWAY WISH-CRAFT - "A MAN AND A GIRL*"
In today's "ASOTV" showcase, I mentioned that Anna Madrigal (as played by
Olympia Dukakis in 'Tales Of The City' and its sequels) should be considered a
recastaway. Even though we never saw her past life up until the late 1960's in
flashback (as far as I can tell), she had been a man named Andy Ramsay. When he
was 44, Ramsay went to Denmark to get a sex change (what's called a "gender
reassignment" surgery today) and changed her name to Anna Madrigal.
Since the series took place in the early 1980's and the operation was performed twelve years before, I'd say Andy Ramsay existed until the late 1960's before becoming Mrs. Madrigal.
If for Toobworld purposes only, Inner Toob wanted to see Andy Ramsay in a
flashback, I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for it to happen. This is
something that would have to be theorized as part of the Dynamic. But to
actually visualize it, I think it could be accomplished by using film clips of
some actor who bore a passing resemblance to what Olympia Dukakis might have
looked like as a man, and in clothing and locations that suggested the time
period. (And I prefer using clips from movies, a different fictional universe,
rather than from TV shows that have already played out in the same TV
dimension.)
Because I recently featured him in the November induction into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame, the first actor who came to mind was Fredd Wayne.
This picture is from 'Perry Mason', so it doesn't count as a flashback candidate |
We've seen scenes culled from other sources integrated into TV shows
before:
- Bruce Springsteen's video for "Dancing In The Dark" became part of Jules Cobb's high school life on 'Cougar Town'.
- Scenes of William Shatner and Ralph Bellamy from the 'Studio One' pilot of "The Defender" illustrated the stormy relationship Denny Crane had with his father in an episode of 'Boston Legal'.
- 'Diagnosis Murder' resolved some plotline loopholes in an old episode of 'Mannix', bringing back many of the original actors.
- And 'Murder, She Wrote' created a sequel to a movie called "Strange Bargain", which absorbed that film noir out of the Cineverse and into the Toobworld Dynamic.
So pulling clips of Fredd Wayne out of some other movie to instead be
considered as the pre-op life of Anna Madrigal would not be outside the realm of
believability.
If they're in black and white, so much the better - it would enhance the
flashback mood.
It would be nice if the dialogue from these scenes might tie in somehow
with Mrs. Madrigal's past. But something generic - like Fredd Wayne's character
coming home to greet his wife - would be acceptable. However, if there's
nothing that could be recycled in the dialogue, the flashback scenes of Fredd
Wayne as Andy Ramsay could be seen without the original dialogue but with a
voice-over by Olympia Dukakis as she reminisced about her life as a man.
The picture I used of Mr. Wayne is from an episode of 'Perry Mason' and so
I wouldn't want to use anything from that nor from any other TV show. But here
are a few movie titles that might yield four results (if I stretch the
parameters of the search for a decade):
- "Seven Days In May"
- "Sex And The Single Girl"
- "Chamber Of Horrors"
- "Hang-Up"
I only have those four examples because Mr. Wayne worked more often in
television......
BCnU!
*"A Man And A Girl" is an anagram for "Anna Madrigal"........
AS SEEN ON TV: MRS. MADRIGAL
ANNA MADRIGAL
AS SEEN IN:
'Tales Of The City'
CREATED BY:
Armistead Maupin
PORTRAYED BY:
Olympia Dukakis
TV STATUS:
Recastaway, on a technicality
(For 44 years, she lived life as Andrew Ramsey, before going to Denmark and
getting a sex change. "Anna Madrigal" is an anagram for "A Man And A
Girl". I don't think we ever saw Andy in a flashback, but he has to exist out there in the Past of Toobworld. Which makes me wonder - who would play him?)
TV DIMENSION:
Earth Prime-Time
Mrs. Madrigal was the pot-growing landlady of 28 Barbary Lane.
From Everything2.com:
Character from Armistead Maupin's "Tales of the City" series. Anna,
formerly Andy Ramsey, owns the house at 28 Barbary Lane. She's a
marijuana-growing, perspicacious, witty and elegant 'old lady who used to be a
man', ie, a transsexual. (Her name is an anagram of 'a girl and a man'). She
calls her tenants her 'children', and mothers them, especially Mona Ramsey, her
natural daughter. She meets Edgar Halcyon, Mary Ann Singleton's boss and DeDe
Halcyon Day's father, on a bench, and they have an affair, which ends when Edgar
dies. She doesn't get up to much after that until the last book - when she goes
on holiday with Mona to Lesbos and has a nice affair with a Greek - but is kind
of ever-present, and a constant link between the other characters.
(Written by "girlotron")
For more details, click here:
Mrs.
Madrigal:
Welcome to 28 Barbary Lane.
Mary Ann Singleton:
Thank you.
Mrs. Madrigal:
Yes, you should.
Mary Ann Singleton:
Do you have
any objection to pets?
Mrs. Madrigal:
Dear, I have no objection to
anything.
BCnU!
Sunday, December 2, 2012
CALL ME MAYBE, DOCTOR?
And here is your "Doctor Who" Video Weekend content.....
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Zonks
I SECOND THAT STOP-MOTION!
It's time to pay the bills......
Since we're being inundated with the holiday specials, here's a classic
blipvert that probably took place somewhere just south of the North Pole... in
the same TV dimension where you would find "Rudolph The Red-Nosed
Reindeer".
FANTASMAS NO ELEVADOR
This has been making the rounds on Facebook. It's from a Brazilian prank
show a la 'Candid Camera'.
I first learned of it from Chuck McCann, who posted it but didn't like it because somebody could have had a heart attack and maybe even died.
Me? I'm one of those dark-hearted folks who believes that as long as it's not happening to me, it's funny.....
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AS SEEN ON TV: PROFESSOR LIDENBROOK
PROFESSOR OTTO LIDENBROOK
AS SEEN IN:
'Journey To The Center Of The Earth'
CREATED BY:
Jules Verne
VOICED BY:
Ron Haddrick
TV DIMENSION:
The Tooniverse
From Wikipedia:
"A Journey to the Centre of the Earth" (French: "Voyage au centre de la
Terre", also translated under the titles "Journey to the Centre of the Earth"
and "A Journey to the Interior of the Earth") is a classic 1864 science fiction
novel by Jules Verne. The story involves a German professor (Otto Lidenbrock in
the original French, Professor Von Hardwigg in the most common English
translation) who believes there are volcanic tubes going toward the centre of
the Earth. He, his nephew Axel (Harry), and their guide Hans descend into an
extinct Icelandic volcano, encountering many adventures, including prehistoric
animals and natural hazards, before eventually coming to the surface again in
southern Italy.
The story begins in May 1863, the Lidenbrock house in Hamburg, with Professor Lidenbrock rushing home to peruse his latest purchase, an original runic manuscript of an Icelandic saga written by Snorri Sturluson ("Heimskringla"; the chronicle of the Norwegian kings who ruled over Iceland). While looking through the book, Lidenbrock and his nephew Axel find a coded note written in runic script. (This is a first indication of Verne's love for cryptology. Coded, cryptic or incomplete messages as a plot device will continue to appear in many of his works and in each case Verne goes a long way to explain not only the code used but also the mechanisms used to retrieve the original text.) Lidenbrock and Axel translate the runic characters into Latin letters, revealing a message written in a seemingly bizarre code. Lidenbrock attempts a decipherment, deducing the message to be a kind of transposition cipher; but his results are as meaningless as the original.
Professor Lidenbrock decides to
lock everyone in the house and force himself and the others (Axel, and the maid,
Martha) to go without food until he cracks the code. Axel discovers the answer
when fanning himself with the deciphered text: Lidenbrock's decipherment was
correct, and only needs to be read backwards to reveal sentences written in
rough Latin. Axel decides to keep the secret hidden from Professor Lidenbrock,
afraid of what the Professor might do with the knowledge, but after two days
without food he cannot stand the hunger and reveals the secret to his uncle.
Lidenbrock translates the note, which is revealed to be a medieval note written
by the (fictional) Icelandic alchemist Arne Saknussemm, who claims to have
discovered a passage to the centre of the Earth via Snæfell in Iceland. In what
Axel calls bad Latin, the deciphered message reads:
"Descend, bold traveler, into the crater of the jökull of Snæfell, which the shadow of Scartaris touches (lit: tastes) before the Kalends of July, and you will attain the centre of the earth. I did it. Arne Saknussemm ”
Professor Lidenbrock is a man of
astonishing impatience, and departs for Iceland immediately, taking his
reluctant nephew with him. Axel, who, in comparison, is cowardly and
anti-adventurous, repeatedly tries to reason with him, explaining his fears of
descending into a volcano and putting forward various scientific theories as to
why the journey is impossible, but Professor Lidenbrock repeatedly keeps himself
blinded against Axel's point of view. After a rapid journey via Lübeck and
Copenhagen, they arrive in ReykjavÃk, where the two procure the services of Hans
Bjelke (a Danish-speaking Icelander eiderdown hunter) as their guide, and travel
overland to the base of the volcano. In late June they reach the volcano, which
has three craters.
According to Saknussemm's message, the passage to the centre of the Earth is through the one crater that is touched by the shadow of a nearby mountain peak at noon. However, the text also states that this is only true during the last days of June. During the next few days, with July rapidly approaching, the weather is too cloudy for any shadows. Axel silently rejoices, hoping this will force his uncle – who has repeatedly tried to impart courage to him only to succeed in making him even more cowardly still – to give up the project and return home. Alas for Axel, however, on the last day, the sun comes out and the mountain peak shows the correct crater to take. After descending into this crater, the three travelers set off into the bowels of the Earth, encountering many strange phenomena and great dangers.
The story begins in May 1863, the Lidenbrock house in Hamburg, with Professor Lidenbrock rushing home to peruse his latest purchase, an original runic manuscript of an Icelandic saga written by Snorri Sturluson ("Heimskringla"; the chronicle of the Norwegian kings who ruled over Iceland). While looking through the book, Lidenbrock and his nephew Axel find a coded note written in runic script. (This is a first indication of Verne's love for cryptology. Coded, cryptic or incomplete messages as a plot device will continue to appear in many of his works and in each case Verne goes a long way to explain not only the code used but also the mechanisms used to retrieve the original text.) Lidenbrock and Axel translate the runic characters into Latin letters, revealing a message written in a seemingly bizarre code. Lidenbrock attempts a decipherment, deducing the message to be a kind of transposition cipher; but his results are as meaningless as the original.
"Descend, bold traveler, into the crater of the jökull of Snæfell, which the shadow of Scartaris touches (lit: tastes) before the Kalends of July, and you will attain the centre of the earth. I did it. Arne Saknussemm ”
According to Saknussemm's message, the passage to the centre of the Earth is through the one crater that is touched by the shadow of a nearby mountain peak at noon. However, the text also states that this is only true during the last days of June. During the next few days, with July rapidly approaching, the weather is too cloudy for any shadows. Axel silently rejoices, hoping this will force his uncle – who has repeatedly tried to impart courage to him only to succeed in making him even more cowardly still – to give up the project and return home. Alas for Axel, however, on the last day, the sun comes out and the mountain peak shows the correct crater to take. After descending into this crater, the three travelers set off into the bowels of the Earth, encountering many strange phenomena and great dangers.
There was an animated series in 1967 which would be the Tooniverse sequel
to the 1977 version, even though it aired first by a decade.
Professor Oliver Lindenbrook (as voiced by Ted Knight) is a "modern-day" (1970s) descendent of Otto Lidenbrook, whose family changed their name when they came to America.
From the 1967 show's opening narration:
"Long ago, a lone explorer, named Arnie Saknussen, made a fantastic descent to the fabled lost kingdom of Atlantis at the Earth's core. After many centuries, his trail was discovered...first by me, Professor Oliver Lindenbrook, my niece, Cindy, student Alec McEwen, our guide, Lars, and his duck, Gertrude. But we were not alone. The evil Count Saknussen, last descendant of the once noble Saknussen family, had followed us...to claim the center of the Earth for his power-mad schemes. He ordered his brute-like servant, Torg, to destroy our party. But the plan backfired, sealing the entrance forever. And so, for us, began a desperate race to the Earth's core...to learn the secret of the way back. This is the story of our new journey to the center of the Earth."
BCnU!
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