MY SITCOM LIFE

I approached one of my co-workers this morning; one who's known for her coarse and salty nature. Holding out the latest issue of "Entertainment Weekly", I said, "I didn't know you joined the Army!"

"What are you talking about?"

I pointed out the headline on the magazine's cover:

"CLINT GOES TO WAR"

After a beat, I then said, "Oh, my mistake. That's an 'LI' in 'Clint'........."

Duck and Cover!

BCnU!
Tele-Toby