DISSIN' DENISE

I found this at Yahoo! News. It's not going to do much for the suits at UPN, but it should bring a smile to a certain scribe in Hollywood.....

"In order to nab 117th place (1.4 million viewers), UPN had to produce a whole new series ('Sex, Love & Secrets'). In order to secure 118th place (912,000 viewers), Pax merely had to dust off an old 'Diagnosis Murder'. "

They probably could have exhumed an old episode of 'Misfits Of Science' from the grave and it would have done better!

Had the show killed off Denise Richards' character in some way, preferably gruesome, I know I would have tuned in. Yes, she's beautiful, and that's the only reason she's always going to find work. Well, that and her roller-coaster of a marriage to Charlie Sheen.

But her acting stinks on ice. 'Starship Troopers' may have been crap for other reasons, but at least it might have been salvaged by her character's brain getting sucked out by the aliens. At least the revival of 'Burke's Law' knew enough to cave in that pretty skull with a baton.

They should make her a regular on 'Joey'; help kill that show faster!

BCnU!
Tele-Toby