The good thing about watching the Super Bowl down in Florida this year? I wasn't surrounded by my Giants-loving friends, as they can get very obnoxious. (I'm O'Bnoxious. There's a difference.)
But when 9 PM came along, I switched the TV over to 'Downton Abbey'. So if it makes other Patriots fans feel better, I should be blamed for them losing.
While I was watching the game, I did jot down a few notes.....
Who knew "gas station ribs" could be so tasty?
"Brandon Spikes - what a great porn name!
Jason Pierre-Paul should have been cited for illegal use of voodoo.
"The Giants are about to make their 17th play, while the Patriots only had one." - That's it! Wear them out!
Thousands of cat lovers will never eat Doritos again.
Why does Madonna have Richard Simmons on the high wire?
One of Madonna's backup dancers is dressed like a flying monkey.
There was a weird video glitch right after M.I.A. finished singing - everything vanished off the set. Forget being lip-synched - Is this whole concert being super-imposed? (I found out later it was a failed attempt to blur out M.I.A. giving the finger.)
Somebody should tell Cee Lo Green that black is not always slimming.
Somebody must have thrown a bucket of water on Madonna. She just disappeared in a puff of smoke.......