But we're going with John Boehner instead.
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE-ELECT
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'Saturday Night Live'
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John Andrew Boehner (born November 17, 1949) is the U.S. Representative from Ohio's 8th congressional district, serving since 1991, and the Republican House Minority Leader since 2007. The district includes several rural and suburban areas near Cincinnati and Dayton and a small portion of Dayton itself.
Following the 2010 midterm elections, with the Republicans becoming the majority party in the House of Representatives, Boehner [will be] Speaker of the House of Representatives once the 112th Congress takes office on January 3, 2011.
Well, at least he looks like he's nicely basted.....