It's time to pay the bills....
I feel sorry for that woman in the Cadillac commercial
You know the one who gets caught in the rain
She has a tough time getting to her great big station wagon
All that plotting has to be an awful strain
And the shameless, shallow harlotry she feels she has to practice
As she makes use of every passing fella
But I’m thinking if she hadn’t blown her money on that car
She, too, could have her very own umbrella.
- John O'Creagh