LEAGUE OF THEMSELVES - RYAN LOCHTE

RYAN LOCHTE

From Wikipedia:

Ryan Steven Lochte (born August 3, 1984) is an American competitive swimmer and an eleven-time Olympic medalist (five gold, three silver, three bronze). His seven individual Olympic medals rank as second all-time in men's swimming. As part of the American team, he holds the world record in the 4×200-meter freestyle relay (long course). Individually, he currently holds the world record in the 100-meter individual medley, 200-meter individual medley (long and short course), and the 400-meter individual medley (short course).

Lochte's success has earned him the World Swimmer of the Year Award and the American Swimmer of the Year Award twice. He has also been named the FINA Swimmer of the Year twice. He has won a total of 70 medals in major international competition, 45 gold, 14 silver, and 11 bronze spanning the Olympics, the World, Pan American, and Pan Pacific Championships.

Lochte specializes in the backstroke and individual medley, but is also a freestyle swimmer. He is noted for the speed and distance he attains while kicking underwater. Lochte is also known for his dominance in the short course format (25-yard and 25-meter long swimming pools).

AS SEEN IN:

'30 Rock'

"Stride Of Pride"

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'90210'

"Into The Wild"

SYNOPSES:

NBC executive Jack Donaghy found out that his girl-friend Zarina was just like him - both of them had lovers on the side who fulfilled different needs that they weren't getting from each other. He discovered this while he was out on a date with his "sex idiot" Mindy, and he ran into Zarina who was out on a date with her sex idiot, Ryan Lochte.*

While Zarina and Jack argued about the situation (during which Jack realized that he served as the "Daddy figure" for Zarina), Ryan and Mindy gave in to their natural lust for each other, attracted as they were to such similar types.

A week later, Lochte was at a resort in California which offered various outlets for physical training, including a rope course. After completing the course, Ryan ran into a couple named Naomi and Max and he advised them that they should give the rope course a try.

"I would love to race Phelps on that thing," he said. (He was referring to Olympic team-mate and rival, Michael Phelps.)

Naomi noticed that Lochte had a girlfriend with him and said, "I thought your Mom sad you didn't have time for a girlfriend."

To which the sex idiot replied, "I don't, but does she look unhappy?"

It's probably just a matter of semantics, but he sounded more like a jerk than an idiot there.

BCnU!

* And we know his idiocy is deeper than being just a specialist in sex idiocy and runs through his incarnations across the many dimensions of Toobworld. When his Skitlandian televersion appeared on 'Weekend Update' during 'Saturday Night Live', Lochte pronounced the name of NBC's sitcom 'Go On' as "Goon" (which he thought was really go-od........)