
BEST BEHIND THE SCENES
'Masterpiece: David Suchet on the Orient Express'


You could actually feel Suchet's glee at the chance to experience the glamour of an age long past. This was shown in preparation for the long-awaited (and proper) version of "Murder On The Orient Express" with Suchet as Poirot. (The version with Alfred Molina was a travesty.)
BEST EPISODE TITLE
"Eleventh Hour" - 'Doctor Who'
Get it? He's the Eleventh Incarnation of the Doctor; it's an hour; it was a last minute rescue..... Well, I like it.
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Home-grown:
'Freaks And Geeks'
I don't know why I was so resistant to this series, even after I finally started watching it via IFC. I liked it a lot and recognized its genius in capturing the tone of that time, but I don't know if I would have stayed with it for long haul had it gone on to more seasons. Most impressive of course is the number of careers that were launched by the show.
Imported:
'Callan'
'Lord Peter Wimsey'
Sadly, the main reason I delved into these classic Brit series was because of the deaths of their leading actors, Edward Woodward and Ian Carmichael respectively. Two altogether different views of English life in crime fiction.....
BEST ADVANCEMENT FOR TOOBWORLD
The elevation in the status of Faerie, courtesy of 'True Blood'
BEST SERIES MARATHON ON DVD
'Foyle's War'
I resisted this series when it first came out because I didn't think I'd be interested in murder mysteries set during that time period, even though I was a big fan of 'Combat!' and 'Twelve O'Clock High'. What made it a must-see once I started watching was the performance of Michael Kitchen as Christopher Foyle - Foyle quickly rocketed to the top echelon of favorite TV characters.
BEST COINED WORDS and PHRASES
spermatorium - 'Better off Ted'
an insult directed at a co-worker
an insult directed at a co-worker
beflusterment - 'Psych'
bewilderment
Wincest - 'Supernatural'
fandom term for the relationship between the Winchester brothers
Walternate - 'Fringe'
The alternate dimensional version of Dr. Walter Bishop "Over There"
Innoventually - '30 Rock'
coined by Jack Donaghy to signify that once something eventually got done, it would be an amazing result. (I think.....)
phrase
"Dick-infested man mattress" - 'Better Off Ted'
another insult towards a co-worker
another insult towards a co-worker
BEST ZONK OF THE YEAR
HG Wells is a woman! ('Warehouse 13')
Toobworld splainin: She was crazy. Helena was Herbert's sister (in Toobworld) and being a brilliant inventor wasn't enough for her - she tried to steal credit for his writing as well.
WORST ZONK OF THE YEAR
'Sherlock'
There is no way the world in which this version of Holmes and Watson works could be the main Toobworld. TV columnist and critic Alan Sepinwall said it best:
"[I]f Holmes and his methods are brand-new - and the London cops, as well as partner John Watson (Martin Freeman from the British “Office”), all act as if they’ve never seen anyone like him before - then is this a world without Dr. House, Gil Grissom, Temperance Brennan, Patrick Jane and all the other contemporary sleuths who owe a huge debt to Holmes’ superhuman powers of observation?"
Besides, the official version of Sherlock Holmes in Earth Prime-Time was played by Jeremy Brett and was set during the proper Victorian period (even though Ronald Howard and others played the role before him.)
Toobworld splainin: Cumberbatch's Holmes is the soul of Jeremy Brett's, trapped in a Limbo which is shared by the shows 'Lost', 'Ashes To Ashes' (as well as the original version of 'Life On Mars') and Richard Widmark's 'Madigan'. Like Gene Hunt, Holmes no longer looks like his true self as he shepherds new arrivals through this way-station between Life and the Afterlife. And his current "padiwan" is another Doctor John Watson. (We can interpret Watson's introduction as he awoke from a nightmare of war in Afghanistan to be his arrival in Limbo after he was killed during combat.)
Having said all that to satisfy my Toobworld needs, I put it all aside and just enjoy the series as presented by Messrs. Moffat and Gatiss.
ZONK QUOTE OF THE YEAR
BEST CLASH BETWEEN TOOBWORLD & THE REAL WORLD
Spaced flash mob
The Doctor's appearance at the annual Proms
MOST TRIVIAL CLASH BETWEEN TOOBWORLD & THE REAL WORLD
Filling in the census with race listed as "Vulcan"

WORST CLASH BETWEEN TOOBWORLD & THE REAL WORLD
Charlie Sheen actually became Charlie Harper - but not in a sitcom way.
WORST TV EXPERIENCE
Watching an episode of 'Hoarders' with my friend Michael.....
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IN A SHOW
'Terriers'
I really enjoyed the pilot episode; I'm always a fan of Donal Logue. But when I realized that this would be a series with at least one story arc, I had to bail. I'm burned out on making that kind of commitment and would much rather have some good old fashioned episodic TV which doesn't require a viewing commitment on my part.
I really enjoyed the pilot episode; I'm always a fan of Donal Logue. But when I realized that this would be a series with at least one story arc, I had to bail. I'm burned out on making that kind of commitment and would much rather have some good old fashioned episodic TV which doesn't require a viewing commitment on my part.
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IN A NETWORK
AKA "The Nibbled To Death By Ducks" award
The cancellation of 'Better Off Ted'
I
doubt it would have stood a chance even with a better time slot and more promotion, but at least ABC should have tried.
I
doubt it would have stood a chance even with a better time slot and more promotion, but at least ABC should have tried.
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE GENERAL AUDIENCE
The lack of support in 'Better Off Ted'
The TV audience wouldn't recognize good comedy if it bit them on the ass. And as long as it happened to somebody else and not to them, getting bit on the ass would be their version of good comedy.
Paul Lynde played a character in an old sitcom ('That's Life') who said "People make me sick. I'm glad I'm not one of them."
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IN MYSELF
I couldn't support 'Terriers'. Maybe I'm not as different from the unwashed masses as I hoped.
But it wasn't just 'Terriers'. Even though I enjoyed the pilot episode and the season finale, I couldn't bring myself to watch the middle four episodes of 'The Walking Dead'. And as much as I enjoyed the work of Scott Caan as a rebooted Dann-O in the 'Hawaii Five-O' pilot, I dropped that show before the next episode aired. I think the main reason is that working the Toobworld beat has become a curse - if I can't place a show in the main Toobworld, then I quickly lose interest in it, no matter how good the show's quality is, nor how much I enjoy watching some brain-munching zombies.
But it wasn't just 'Terriers'. Even though I enjoyed the pilot episode and the season finale, I couldn't bring myself to watch the middle four episodes of 'The Walking Dead'. And as much as I enjoyed the work of Scott Caan as a rebooted Dann-O in the 'Hawaii Five-O' pilot, I dropped that show before the next episode aired. I think the main reason is that working the Toobworld beat has become a curse - if I can't place a show in the main Toobworld, then I quickly lose interest in it, no matter how good the show's quality is, nor how much I enjoy watching some brain-munching zombies.
Thank jacklord this didn't prevent me from watching the 'Sherlock' movies or 'The West Wing' when it was on TV!
BEST CRITIQUE BY AN ONLINE COMMENTER
Tavie P
"I know they're unrelated, but I find it striking that over 40 years after the death of MLK we now have rallies to protest injustice toward... TV hosts..." (01/18/10)
WORST CRITIQUE BY AN ONLINE COMMENTER
Here We Go Again
by ant_monkey
Jan 1st, 2010
Jan 1st, 2010
05:17:29 PM


HONORABLE MENTIONS
The regeneration from David Tennant to Matt Smith as the Doctor.

As always with the recasting of the Doctor in 'Doctor Who', the Gallifreyan Time Lord makes the honors list because the Toobits Awards doesn't do repeat nominations. But just so's ya know, Smith has jumped to the top four of my favorite Doctors (right up there with Troughton, Tom Baker, and Tennant!)
Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes.

It kills me that I can't have this exciting interpretation of the Great Detective in Earth Prime-Time but at least with my splainin, it is connected to the main Toobworld.
And there we are, the 2010 Toobits Awards. I hope you enjoyed them. Tough tiddles if you didn't.
BCnU!
1 comment:
So amazing! So much I agree with, so much I have to catch up on, too!
Yours is THE most exciting and fascinating TV blog anywhere!
WOW!
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