My crossover compadre, Thom Holbrook (his top-notch site leads the blogroll to the left), published this statement on Facebook the other day:
"They would have you believe "Monchichi means happiness". Yet it turns out the Monchichis maintain an artificial "happiness" via "magical" "tickle crystals". And the only reason, apparently, their enemies are not happy is the Monchichis won't share their stash... I mean... their "tickle crystals". Troubling on so many levels. But, really, tickle crystals means happiness. Monchichi means crackheads."
That would make a great opening salvo in a commentary on 'The Colbert Report'!