CARE FOR A MACADAMIA?

This isn't my fault. I blame 'The Mentalist' which featured the original song this past Thursday, in a story about a murder investigation during a 15th year high school reunion.

I just figured I'd make it more palatable before inflicting it upon you, gentle reader....




(Dot laughs)
Y+W : Helloooo, nurse!
Yakko : Uhhh...

Dot : (spoken) I am NOT trying to be annoying.

Y+W : Aie!

Dot : I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania

Dot overdub: Am I a cutie?
Absolutey!
And a beauty, you can bet your patootie!

D+N+Minerva: But if you touch me, or even get near me
I'll have you arrested, do you hear me?

Y+W : Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia
She's cracked in the head, and kooky in the brainia
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the sameia
Oy, Macadamia!

Ralph : Daaah...

Y+W : Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania
Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia
Oy, Macadamia!

(Wakko burps)

Dot : Now, please don't mention my brother
The one they call Wakkoreno

(Wakko burps)

Dot overdub: He's always burping
Every hour

Dot : So I threw him out of the tower.

Wakko : Whoooaaaaaa!
(Dot laughs)

Dot : (spoken) Now come on, what did you want me to do?
He was grossing me out!
And I'm just a cute little thing.
So don't cross me!

Y+W : She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience painia
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia
Oy, Macadamia!

Pinky : Narf!

Y+W : Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia

Dot : Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia

Y+W : Oy, Macadamia!

Brain : Ye-e-ess!!!

Dot : (spoken) Don't hate me because I'm cute.

(Pesto beats up Squit)
Squit : Ow!

Yakko : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!

Skippy : Spew!

Yakko : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia

Y+W : Oy, Macadamia!

Boo : B'gawk!

(Dot laughs)
(Skippy laughs)
(Pinky laughs)
(D+Sk+P+HN+M laugh)
Slappy : (spoken) I don't get it. What's the joke?
D+Sk+P+HN+M: Uhhh...
Yakko : Uhhh...

Dot : I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia
But you can call me by my other nameia

Dot overdub: Louisa
Francesca
Banana-Fanna
Bo Besca.

Dot : Or just plain Dot, the name I flirt to
But if you call me Dottie, I'll have to hurt you.

YW+D : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!

Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia

Nuts!

BCnU!