My Iddiot friend Lydia has found that TV just isn't enough to occupy her anymore:
"Folding socks and panties
while watching 'The West Wing, Season 1: Episode 12'.
Life is weird."
So I - of course! - made a suggestion:
"Use them as puppets to act out the 'West Wing' scenes as they play out on the TV screen......"
I don't think I'm going to see that happen anytime soon.
But you see that deep pink sock off to the right?
Totally Sam Seaborn's prostitute.....