We have a simple theory of relateeveety for this Thursday.....
A tube man, also known as a skydancer, air dancer, or Wacky Inflatable Arm Waving Tube Man and originally called the Tall Boy, is an inflatable moving advertising product comprising a long fabric tube (with two or more outlets), which is attached to and powered by an electrical fan. As the electrical fan blows air through the fabric tube, this causes the tube to move about in a dynamic dancing or flailing motion.
Everything has the capability of being alive in Toobworld - food, appliances, toilets, cars. And now we know that the Tube Man in this Carvana commercial is a living being as well. He's not a prop at that car dealership; he's an employee. he punches a time clock; drives a car; lives in a beautiful house with his beautiful wife; and they have a beautiful child.
I can't speak for Mrs. Tubeman being faithful to their marriage vows all the time, but I'm certain that their child must be the offspring of Mr. Tubeman. And there is no need for a blood test - even if they had blood! All you have to do is look at their kid and remember this basic rule:
But the balloon gods help them if Mrs. Tubeman gives birth to a purple baby or a little orange boy runs up to Mr. Tubeman at the mall and shouts "Daddy!"