"You Earthlings think of Time as a straight line.
Like a road you walk down,
passing objects or events at different intervals."
Exigius 12½ AKA Uncle Martin O'Hara
'My Favorite Martian'
"People assume that Time is a strict progression of cause to effect,
But *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint -
It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."