Thursday, November 3, 2016


Ever since the "Lord Of The Rings", the World has discovered what a magical place New Zealand is.

Within Toobworld, however, it might be an even more magical place than here in the Real World....

Check out the latest blipvert from FedEx:

So at least in New Zealand, the deer are intelligent enough to place an online order, with access to some method in paying for their purchases, and to use their novelty "Groucho" glasses in order to hide from hunters (who have shown their own sub-par intelligence in not detecting the subterfuge by the deer.)

We have seen intelligent animals in Toobworld before. And usually we have a good splainin for why:

DOGS: They are reincarnated humans. ["Poochinsky"]

CATS: They are witches and warlocks, magically transformed. ['Sabrina The Teenage Witch']

HORSES: Thanks to Swift's "Gulliver's Travels" being absorbed into Toobworld with an adaptation, we know intelligent horses come from the Land of the Houyhnhnms.  ['Mr. Ed']

PIGS:  Intelligent swine are part human, descended from Demi-god Hercules who had been magically transformed into "Porkules" - during which time he got Catherine, a female pig, pregnant. ['Green Acres']

I think we can add deer to this collection with a TV-spawned splainin for them.

DEER: Similar to the story with Hercules, intelligent deer are descended from the Cervidae children of Herne the Hunter. ('Robin Of Sherwood')

I also think Herne could have sired  children with human females.  Some of his descendants could have been Golden Hinds. ('Hercules: The Legendary Journeys')


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