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When regular visitors to the Talk Back boards at Ain't It Cool News posted their theories as to what might happen during the finale of 'Lost', some of these intrepid Junior Televisiologists came up with some wacked-out ideas; crossovers that made me remember why I enjoy the "philosophy" of televisiology.... and made me want a taste of the primo bleep these dudes must have been smoking.
Here are some of the best that I found during that particular thread:
It will turn out they're on Danger Island when they see
that wacky Chongo running out of the woods towards them
by Monkeybrains2005-05-25 03:35:47
Jan Michael Vincent will make a long awaited comeback flying Airwolf. And Ben Gunn will still have his gold.
Who knows. I'm there anyway.
Best way to get my attention? Talk about my all-time favorite show!
You wanna know what they really find at sea?
by GoonF2005-05-25 08:02:23
Rover, the anti-escape orb from 'The Prisoner'. Meanwhile, No.2 opens the hatch so the castaways can escape No.6 who has mutated horribly due to radiation posioning.
This fellow spends too much time in the Tooniverse, but it's still a great idea!
What's in the hatch?
by TFMinistry2005-05-25 09:19:38
Another hatch, twice as difficult to open. What happens with the monster? It gets eaten by another monster. Off-screen. We do learn the monster's name though--El McGuffino.
What happens to the raft? Comical hijinks wherein they run out of food and Character A stares at Character B and sees his face imposed on a giant-turkey like object.
Or so I've been led to believe.
This seemed like a natural......
It's obvious. The monster is Jim Backus.
by GoatZinger 2005-05-26 06:08:20
You know it's true.....3 hour cruise, hole in the side of the Minnow, etc. Diamond Jim was the only one that survived all these years on that island....and he's Hungry.
If that's the only way to keep Mr. Howell, a great comic character of Toobworld, alive in some alternate universe, then I say offer him all the Boone-burgers he wants!
And here's one that's topical (unfortunately)......
No, no, no! In the other Lost TB someone suggested that the island is being run by Michael Jackson!
by L.H.Puttgrass 2005-05-26 06:19:23
That's why the Others want the boy.
by Sans Souci2005-05-25 12:16:23
I'd much rather prefer it if a guy with big ears in a black leather jacket emerges from the hatch, says "fantastic" a lot and thanks the group for clearing off his TARDIS before taking off, promising them they'll get answers and get rescued...someday.
Which gives me an idea. I say once we get England totally hooked on 'Lost', then we cut off access to any new episodes from Season Two until they start shipping over the new 'Doctor Who'.
Really put the squeeze on them and deny them access to 'Desperate Housewives' as well.
If push comes to shove and they wanna play hardball, force them to watch 'Redneck TV'. A few evenings of enforced telly with Larry the Cable Guy should make them come to their senses.......