Saturday, December 10, 2011

BARNEY VS. CAPTAIN KANGAROO

The age-old battle....


I wish Barney did try to invade the Treasure House. He'd be no match against Captain Kangaroo and his allies. Mr. Moose could have gored the purple dinosaur with his antlers; Bunny Rabbit could have pummeled him with a deluge of ping pong balls; Dancing Bear would have floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee with his fancy footwork; while Grandfather Clock would have cleaned Barney's clock. (Sorry about that, Chief.)

If the lavender lizard survived the battle, he'd be put on display by Mr. Green Jeans.....

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BLACK POTUS

In Skitlandia, the line of succession for the President of the United States should have been a little different than it is in Toobworld and the real world:

 
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THE HAT SQUAD: BILL McKINNEY'S LAST APPEARANCE IN TOOBWORLD

Another actor who passed away this week was Bill McKinney, perhaps best known for making Ned Beatty squeal like a pig in "Deliverance".

Here's his last role, filmed only two weeks before his death. This Doritos commercial is in the running for Doritos' Super Bowl blipvert entry, but we won't know until the game whether it was chosen or not.

Just in case, I hope to pay tribute to the man by showcasing the video here:

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BUDDY HACKETT'S PIZZA RUN

Like I said, there's no real theme to this Saturday edition of the Inner Toob Video Weekend.....


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HARRY MORGAN & SHERMAN POTTER

Harry Morgan passed away on December 7th. He was 96, but he'll live forever thanks to all the great movies and TV shows he left behind.

Here he is reminiscing about his most famous TV character, Colonel Sherman Potter of 'M*A*S*H'.....


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REMEMBERING HARRY MORGAN: "DRAGNET: SKITLANDIA"

Both Sgt. Joe Friday and Detective Bill Gannon are members of the TV Crossover Hall of Fame, and deservedly so since they are true multiversals. They've appeared in Earth Prime-Time (including blipverts as ghosts), the Tooniverse, the Cineverse, and even Skitlandia......


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AS SEEN ON TV: HERMAN CAIN

Herman Cain's birthday is this coming Tuesday......



AS SEEN ON:

'Saturday Night Live'

AS PLAYED BY:
Kenan Thompson

TV DIMENSION:
Skitlandia

From Wikipedia:
Herman Cain (born December 13, 1945) is an author, business executive, restaurant industry lobbyist, syndicated columnist and radio host from Georgia. He was chairman and CEO of Godfather's Pizza from 1986 to 1996, deputy chairman of the board of directors of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City from 1992 to 1994, and chairman from 1995 to 1996. From 1996 to 1999, Cain was president and CEO of the National Restaurant Association. Before his business career, he worked as a mathematician in ballistics as a civilian employee of the United States Navy.

Cain is a candidate for the 2012 U.S. Republican Party presidential nomination. During September and October of 2011, he was the front-runner for some time. In November, his campaign struggled to deal with several controversies, including the resurfacing of sexual harassment claims from the late 1990s, and he suspended his campaign on December 3.


That Hulu link probably won't last for very long, but hopefully the CNN report via YouTube will......

Happy birthday, Mr. Cain!
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"WHAT'S ALAN WATCHING?"

Just a mish-mosh of stuff today for Video Weekend.....

First up:

Here's the TV pilot which gave its name to the blog written by TV columnist and critic Alan Sepinwall:



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Friday, December 9, 2011

TRACING MORGAN


As a shared fictional universe, the Toobworld Dynamic is based on visual media only. You know how the Master Serlinguist would always say 'The Twilight Zone' is a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of the mind? Toobworld is a Universe for the Eye. Other shared universes like the Wold Newton Universe and the TV Crossover Universe, whose caretakers are my fellow overlords Win Scott Eckert and Robert Wronski, Jr., respectively, are the true Universes for the Mind. They absorb from other sources, like literature and the graphic arts, and blend it altogether. Characters whose back-stories combine such sources are meant to be "viewed" as one's imagination might see them. The TwD must adhere to how they actually look on screen, which is why "we" at Toobworld Central must depend on the established theories of alternate TV dimensions and splainins for recastaways like plastic surgery, quantum leaping, alien impersonation, and robotic replacements.

So for the most part, Toobworld is made up primarily of what has been broadcast on TV. But two other sources must be considered as well. Technological advancements and their societal impact have made it necessary to consider online content from the Internet to be part of the fabric in the tele-mosaic known as the TV Universe. And certain movies can be drawn into the mix as well - but not all of them!

The usual suspects are the following:
  • the "Star Trek' franchise
  • the 1966 "Batman" movie
  • "Maverick" (because James Garner's character of Zane Cooper was using an alias)
  • the original "McHale's Navy" movies - but NOT the remake
  • those movies in which a certain TV character does appear, but not if those same movies have different actors playing other TV roles. An example - "Dragnet" with Harry Morgan as Bill Gannon. But the Joe Friday in the movie was the original's nephew, so he's not a recastaway. Two examples of those films not eligible - "M*A*S*H" (speaking of the late Mr. Morgan) with only Gary Burghoff going on to recreate his role on television, and "The Beverly Hillbillies" with a different cast, but with a guest appearance by Buddy Ebsen as Barnaby Jones. (The 1966 "Batman" still qualifies even though it's Lee Meriweather as Catwoman and not Julie Newmar. "Catwoman" is an assumed identity, not the actual person.)
I would love nothing more than to include books and comic books, etc, if for no other reason than to bring in "Ishmael", a novel by Barbara Hambly which crossed 'Star Trek' with 'Here Come The Brides' (with appearances by other TV Western characters.) But even those books in approved tie-in franchises sometimes contradict each other and even the parent source as well. (See the original sources for the 'Doctor Who' episodes "Blink" and the two-parter "Family Of Blood" and "Human Nature".)

Better to just avoid that head-ache altogether. Besides, my aforementioned allies in this madness do a much better job utilizing all of those artistic influences.  (You'll find the links to their endeavours to the left, my maties - "The Wold Newton Universe" for Win, and "The TV Crossover Universe" for Rob.)

Getting back to Harry Morgan, who passed away this year on the remembrance day for Pearl Harbor, he was involved in two such movies that are considered part of the TV Universe. One was originally a movie which was absorbed by the great maw of the Toobworld Dynamic; while the other one was the previously mentioned movie "Dragnet".

"Dragnet" had ventured forth into the "Cineverse" before, but Jack Webb had been involved in those productions as Sgt. Joe Friday. This time out, Webb - and thus, Joe Friday - were already dead and the Joe Friday of the 1980's movie was not a recastaway, but the "real" Sgt. Friday's nephew and namesake. Harry Morgan returned as his character of Friday's old partner, Bill Gannon, but Time showed that it indeed marches on - Gannon was now a captain in the LAPD.

Harry Morgan's other contribution was the 1940's noir film "Strange Bargain" which also starred Jeffrey Lynn and Martha Scott (both seen above). In this movie, he played Lt. Webb (t'hee!) who was investigating the murder of the boss of Lynn's character. Over thirty years later, author and amateur sleuth Jessica Fletcher got involved in the original case and discovered that what we saw in the movie wasn't how events actually played out.

(I would suggest watching both "Strange Bargain" and then the 'Murder, She Wrote' follow-up as a double-feature some cold and dark night this winter.  "The Days Dwindle Down" is available for streaming at Netflix.)

This was just another "Hat Squad" entry in our salute to the late, great Harry Morgan.....

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AS SEEN ON TV: JOHN NETLEY


"Why do you think you possess this morbid fascination with serial killers?"
The Demon Blurk
'Millennium'

 
Back to the well......


JOHN NETLEY

AS SEEN IN:
"Jack The Ripper"

AS PLAYED BY:
George Sweeney

From Wikipedia:
John Charles Netley (1860–1903) was a cab driver who is notable because of claims that he was involved in the 'Whitechapel Murders' committed by Jack the Ripper.

In 1976, author Stephen Knight accused Netley of complicity in the crimes in his book "Jack the Ripper: The Final Solution". According to Knight, Netley drove the coach in which Sir William Gull carried out the actual killings as part of a conspiracy involving the royal family and freemasonry. Most scholars reject the theory as a fantasy, and consider Netley to be innocent. However, Netley was a twin - his brother William Henry survived for only a few months - and as such, might well have been left-handed. Police surgeons examining the Ripper victims believed that the murderer was left-handed and according to the legends of Freemasonry, a Masonic execution called for three executioners to be present and the final wound, the cutting of the throat, to be inflicted from left to right.


Knight's conspiracy theory originated from the story of Joseph Sickert, who claimed to be the illegitimate son of Walter Sickert, another 'Ripper' suspect. He related that after the killings had concluded, Netley was heavily involved in attempts on the life of the young Alice Crook (supposedly the illegitimate daughter of Annie Crook and Prince Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence and Avondale, the grandson of Queen Victoria), trying to run her down with his carriage.

Joseph Sickert claimed that he drowned after the attempt, having run to Westminster where he jumped off the pier. Sickert was wrong in this and therefore could not have based his story on any contemporary evidence, as has often been suggested. A newspaper report was found of a man who gave his name as "Nickley" being rescued by from the river by the pier master, and later discharging himself from hospital. Nickley could have been a misheard Netley - or a quickly assumed name. Stephen Knight said that the Dictionary of British Surnames did not list Nickley.

Netley died in an accident when the wheel of his van hit an obelisk in London's Park Road, where it joins on to Baker Street, near to Clarence Gate in Regent's Park. He was thrown from his van under the hooves of the horses where his head was crushed by a wheel.
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