THE 2019 SUPER BOWL BLIPVERTS (PART THREE)

It took me multiple viewings before I realized that was Forrest Whitaker with the Alexa-equipped toothbrush.  I might have guessed it was the Kelly brothers up in space had there been a better view of the space-walking sibling.  (But of course the aerial view of the United States flickering lights takes away the attention.)  But I never would have known that the girls in the hot tub were famous as well because I’ve never seen ‘Broad City’.

Then again, it’s hard to notice anybody else when such an old-school styled movie star icon like Harrison Ford is in the ad.  And it certainly didn’t hurt for him to be paired with that Boston Terrirer!

Because of the problems caused by that Alexa dog collar and because Ford was affected by “the incident”, this was definitely his fictional televersion, only to be found in Toobworld, and not the real Harrison Ford.  So this blipvert definitely counts toward his tally to qualify for membership in the Television Crossover Hall of Fame (League of Themselves wing.)

Along with the other celebrities in the commercial, Ford appeared in a teaser trailer for the commercial, a concept that’s gaining traction nowadays.

Since the Super Bowl, a new version of the Alexa commercial has been broadcast which is given over totally to Ford and his dog. 

It’s not exactly a surprise that Ford would be involved with Amazon in this commercial; he’s worked with them before.

It’s not the first time he was involved in a fictional situation in Earth Prime-Time.  There was also these commercials:

Surprisingly, Harrison Ford has not appeared as himself in a fictional TV show since gaining mega-stardom.  I say it’s surprising because there have been plenty of shows which feature celebs playing themselves in a natural environment – ‘The Larry Sanders Show’, ‘Extras’, 'Alpha House', 'K Street', ‘Z Rock’, ‘I’m With Her’, etc.  (At the very least, we know he appeared in at least one inner episode of ‘The Larry Sanders Show’ – Larry mentioned that Ford does an amazing impression of the late Carol Channing.)

We do have quite a few TV show episodes, mostly sitcoms, in which there are references to Harrison Ford which thus acknowledge his existence in Toobworld  Those commercials seen above are enough for him to meet the bare minimum requirement to gain eventual entry into the Hall, but all of those references seal the deal.

BCnU!

THE SUPER BOWL 53 TWO FOR TUESDAY

Today’s Toobish look at Super Bowl 53 has nothing to do with the commercials.  It’s a Two for Tuesday look at the televersions of Peyton Manning and John Malkovich, members of the League of Themselves who kicked off the CBS coverage.

The opening looked like every other bleeping opening ever for the Super Bowl with perhaps the biggest cliché possible – “Clash of the Titans”, a gladiator grudge match.

It then cut to the executive board room at CBS where it turned out the video was just a warm-up in Peyton Manning’s vision of a budget-breaking opening act.

The CBS executives were beginning to regret hiring Peyton Manning, a Super Bowl champion -#

Sorry.  TWO-time Super Bowl champion Peyton Manning had blown a massive hole in the budget even though he was just supposed to be a consultant.  (Pronounce that as “figurehead”.)  And he wasn’t finished yet – he had also rented out the Coliseum in Rome, Italy, and hired actor John Malkovich.  

The “thesbian” curmudgeon couldn’t understand what his presence in the historical landmark could possibly have to do with the Super Bowl.  And he didn’t hold back in dressing down Manning and the executives for such a numbskull idea.

As I said earlier, these were the “televersions” of Peyton Manning and John Malkovich, interacting with fictional characters.  It wasn’t real life.  So this piece of Super Bowl history will be considered as legitimate qualifications for each of them should they ever qualify for membership in the Television Crossover Hall of Fame.

Both of them have several appearances in connection to ‘Saturday Night Live’ and Peyton also played himself in the Tooniverse with his brothers for an episode of ‘The Simpsons’.  Could have had another for Manning but he played a fictional character in an episode of ‘Modern Family’ rather than himself.

As for Malkovich, I can’t see him playing himself again just to get the bare minimum of qualifications for his tally.  But who knows?  He did do the Super Bowl, after all….

Malkovich & Manning – Two for Tuesday!

THE 2019 SUPER BOWL BLIPVERTS (PART ONE)

Well, Super Bowl 53 is over and the New England Patriots won!  (I’m a New Englander; sorry if my gloating is annoying.)

Now it’s time to play Monday Morning Quarterback and begin the daily look at what was REALLY important from last night’s event – the commercials!

Today we’ll kick it off with an examination of the Super Bowl’s worst commercial:

I don’t brand it as being the worst because of its impact; there were plenty of others which were very boring and some I couldn’t remember who the sponsor was.  I thought “Chunky Milk” was really funny and most importantly, it has plenty for me to work with as a televisiologist.

I only call it the worst because it's disgusting!  After it aired last night I posted to Facebook that Mint Mobile had just made me lactose intolerant!

So here goes…..

Let’s deal with the “spokesman” first.

Mint Mobile’s minty green Fox is first seen on the computer screen before it escapes the internet aether to become “real” in the live action world.  This isn’t a crossover from the Tooniverse, but if it wanted to live in that alternate TV dimension, it would have fit right in.

Minty Green Fox comes from the dimension of the Interwebz which is usually inhabited by the avatars of the actual humans who created them.  And many of those can easily make the transfer to the living dimension of Toobworld.  At least those are not as noticeable as would be the toonfolk; the human avatars could pass among the “actual” humans as being one of them.  The iMortals who looks like Dennis Haysbert and Dennis Quaid do it all the time.  At least until they began to de-rezz. (Thankfully so, or Toobworld would have seen all of their citizens be replaced by their own creations.)

These type of beings who are computer-generated are classified by Toobworld Central as iMortals once they escape the boundaries of the internet into the “reality” of Toobworld.  Flo and Jamie and other members of the Progressive team are iMortals who look exactly like the "real" people who set them up as their avatars while creating their company computer accounts.  And they have lives within the Interwebz, interacting with other iMortals from other computer programs.  (For instance, Jamie's wife - she's probably from some French corporation's computer system.)

I’m not sure why they’re using a fox as their mascot.  (At least the Car Fax Fox makes sense!)  But at least it’s not another owl.  Owls have been the “spokesmen” for about five different products over the last couple of years.  And we all know that the owls are not what they seem.

To provide an example of what’s not right, the Fox showed the Chunky-Styled Milk blipvert and how the family loved drinking -# er, chewing – it. 

That commercial may have featured human actors; it might even have been produced by humans.  But it’s target audience was a subset of the population in the televersion of the United State – the Tenctonese aliens who found the pleasurable after-effects of drinking spoiled, sour milk to be similar to that of alcohol.

From the opening narration of each episode of ‘Alien Nation’:

"This was the scene in California in California Mojave Desert 5 years ago. The historic 1st view of the Newcomer ship upon its arrival. The ship was a slave ship carrying 250,000 beings, bred to adapt & labor in almost any environment .But they washed ashore on Earth with no way to get back to where they came from. And in the last 5 yrs, the Newcomers have become the latest addition to the population of Los Angeles."  

From Wikipedia:
‘Alien Nation’ is a science fiction police procedural television series in the 'Alien Nation' franchise, adapted from the 1988 movie of the same name,  

The series is set in the near future in the United States. In 1990, a flying saucer crashes in the Mojave Desert containing a race of extraterrestrials, the Tenctonese, escaping from slavery under a cruel Overseer race. They resemble humans but have certain anatomical differences (their erogenous zones are located on their backs and the males are the gender that deliver their babies, once transferred to them from the female via an incubation pod, with reproduction needing a triad of two different male species to each female for pregnancy to be possible) and have been bred with greater physical strength and intelligence. These Newcomers, as they are called, are accepted as the latest immigrants to the U.S. and the series explores issues around their integration into the multicultural society of the U.S.  

This premise could have doomed the series to some other Toobworld, but even though I was an avid fan of ‘Alien Nation’, that too-soon cancellation may have prevented that decision…. Looking at it from a cold televisiological viewpoint.

The series took place in 1995, broadcast in 1990-91.  And after a few TV movie sequels, they have not appeared in the main Toobworld since.  If we had a perfect Toobworld, we would at least have seen them in background shots over the years in other TV shows.  And it wouldn’t even have to be TV series set in the Los Angeles area.  By now, a quarter century since they were last seen in Earth Prime-Time, some of the Tenctonese could have spread across the country, perhaps even migrated to other countries.

Toobworld Central has long had a theory as to where the Tenctonese ended up – off Earth.

In  my theory, UNIT requested help from the Doctor in bringing the “Newcomers” back to their home planet… if they wanted to go.  Most of them did, but even though the TARDIS was bigger on the inside, it still took quite a few trips to get nearly a quarter million aliens back to Tencton.
(I'm sure the Doctor would have done what he could to leave Tencton safe-guarded against any future invasions by the Overseers.)

I’d like to think that maybe a couple hundred did choose to remain behind (just in case another reunion TV movie came about, looking at it from the Trueniverse point of view.)
 

Definitely I’d want the Francisco family and Cathy Frankel to stay behind!

So with that core group of Tenctonese-Americans still around somewhere, companies would know that they would have dietary, recreational, and fashion needs to be addressed.  And then the advertising agencies would come up with the campaigns to sell those products to the No-Longer Newcomers.

Chunky-style milk would have been one of those products.

We’ll keep looking at other Super Bowl 53 blipverts over the next few weeks I think…..Here's lookin' at you, kid.....  Drink up!

O'BSERVATION:
A very big "Thank you!" to my brother Andrew.  He is the "qitto playsk'lex" for this article.....

VIDEO SATURDAY - FRIENDS & LOVERS

From Wikipedia:
Friends and Lovers (also known as Paul Sand in Friends and Lovers) is an American sitcom starring Paul Sand which centers on a musician in Boston, Massachusetts, and his personal relationships. It was Sand's only starring role in a television series. The show aired from September 14, 1974, to January 4, 1975.

Robert Dreyfuss is a young bachelor and double-bass player who returns to Boston after living in Denver, Colorado, for three years and wins a job playing with the Boston Symphony Orchestra. He is a romantic who falls in love easily with the women he meets, but he has little luck with them because he is shy, passive, dour-faced, and tends to say the wrong things at the wrong time. In sharp contrast, his older brother Charlie is aggressive, loud, physically fit, and athletic. Charlie is protective of Robert, while Charlie's affection-starved wife Janice constantly mocks Robert for his romantic failures, and Robert often gets caught in the middle of the arguments to which Charlie and Janice are prone. Charlie and Janice have a three-year-old son named Brendan who is mentioned in the first episode, but Brendan never appears in the show and is never discussed in any other episode. Ben and Marge are Robert's and Charlie's parents.

In the orchestra, Robert makes friends with an Austrian violinist, Fred Meyerbach, who has a strained relationship with his father. They must deal with the young, sarcastic, and overweight conductor, Mason Woodruff, and the antagonistic orchestra manager, Jack Riordan.
I apologize for the quality of the full episode video, but this show may never get the DVD afterlife.

BCnU!

TVXOHOF - FEBRUARY, 2019 - CATWOMAN III

Continuing our 20th anniversary celebration of the Television Crossover Hall of Fame with the monthly showcases being dedicated to superheroes and their rogue’s gallery of super-villains, we’re acknowledging February as Black History Month as always.  And this year, our candidate for induction into the Hall is Catwoman III.

“Catwoman” is a job title; it’s not a name.  Within the realm of the 1966 ‘Batman’ TV series and movie, there have been at least four Catwomen:

• Selina Kyle
• The goddess Bastet
• Tina Mara AKA "Angel"
• The future Betty Jones

And so it’s Tina Mara (once seen on ‘Mission: Impossible’) as Catwoman III who is being honored today.

I made the case for Tina Mara being the Catwoman in a post, and I also argued for her to become the drug addict Angel in an episode of ‘I Spy’’.

Since I already made that case, I’m not going to rehash it again.  But you can read it by clicking here:

FOR BLACK HISTORY MONTH - THURSDAY IS HER DAY: TINA MARA, THE FOURTH CATWOMAN

O'Bservation - Since February 1st falls on a Friday, there will only be three Friday Hall of Famers.  And I'm actually happy about that.  I wanted the Friday Hall of Famers to all be in keeping with Black History Month, but at the same time I don't want to use up all my possible candidates for the February showcases in the future.  So from this point on, the Friday Hall of Famers in February won't be limited to black TV characters.  In fact, with several of the ones I'm using this month, I'd rather have saved them for the monthly showcase in the future.  But who knows how long any of us will be around?
On that cheery note...

Excelsior!





  

IT'S NATIONAL GORILLA SUIT DAY!!!

It’s January 31st, the end of the first month of 2019.  So you know what that means….

From Wikipedia:
In 1963, Don Martin published National Gorilla Suit Day in a collection Don Martin Bounces Back, in which Fester Bestertester mocks the (then fictitious) concept of a National Gorilla Suit Day, and suffers a series of incredible assaults from gorillas and other creatures in gorilla and other suits.

Subsequently, Don Martin fans have celebrated National Gorilla Suit Day on January 31. 

Taking their cue from one of Martin's more celebrated stories, National Gorilla Suit Day, fans have celebrated National Gorilla Suit Day by wearing gorilla suits on January 31. No specific date is given in the story, which appeared in the 1963 paperback book Don Martin Bounces Back.

We don’t often celebrate National Gorilla Suit Day here at Toobworld Central.  A few years ago we showcased Tracy the Gorilla, co-star of the 1975 TV series ‘The Ghost Busters’.  It was a tip of the hat to Bob Burns, one of the premiere gorilla suit wearers in the golden days of Hollywood.

And this year, we’re celebrating a semi-cousin of Tracy's, Herbie the Gorilla who was a member of the extended Clampett family in ‘The Beverly Hillbillies’.
But Herbie was actually an actor named Tom Kelly who was hired by Milburn Drysdale to portray the gorilla (hoping the Cla\mpetts would never notice the ruse.)  It turned out to be a nesting doll of a role - Herbie was played by Tom Kelly who was played by George Burrows.  Now that is a true example of Gorilla Suit Day as seen in Toobworld!

Here are his two episodes from ‘The Beverly Hillbillies’.  I hope you enjoy them.  

Now go out there and let loose your inner gorilla!

WIKI TIKI WEDNESDAY - "THE PRINCE OF PARTHIA"

‘OUTLANDER’
“WILMINGTON”

GOVERNOR TRYON:
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances." Shakespeare, you know. Never goes out of fashion.
JAMIE FRASER:
Aye, but it's not Shakespeare we're seeing tonight, Your Excellency.

From the IMDb:
What Governor Tryon says here - that the play was written by a native son of Wilmington - is true. The play Jamie and Claire are about to see, "The Prince of Parthia", was written by Thomas Godfrey, a resident of Wilmington, NC, in 1765. It is the first play to be written by a Colonial American and produced in the colonies.
From Wikipedia:
“The Prince of Parthia” is a Neo-Classical tragedy by Thomas Godfrey and was the first stage play written by an American to be presented in the United States by a professional cast of actors, on April 24, 1767. It was first published in 1765. It is set in the Parthian Empire in the 1st century A.D. during the Arsacid dynasty.

It mostly follows the unities of time (happens in a short amount of time, usually 24 hours), place (happens in one place) and plot (one or few plot lines). It also has a five-act structure, and most of the characters follow decorum. However, with verisimilitude (or, the appearance of truth), the play is lacking. The idea that the entire plot line could happen within 24 to 48 hours is astonishing.

In the first act, Phraates, an officer at court, and Gotarzes, a prince, discuss Prince Arsaces’ triumphal return from foreign wars. But there is trouble at home. Vardanes, the brother of Gotarzes and Arsaces, is jealous of Arsaces' marital successes.Thermusa, Arsaces’ stepmother and the Queen of Parthia, wants to avenge her son Vonones who was killed by Arsaces for treason. Vardanes and his officer, Lysias, decide to use Thermusa’s vengeance to destroy Arsaces. Meanwhile, Evanthe, whose father, King Bethas, has been imprisoned, is in love with Arsaces. But Artabanus, the King of Parthia, has illicit feelings for Evanthe.

My head is hurting just from reading the synopsis!  But if you want to learn more about the play, click here.

MAN:
What splendid robes.
LYSIAS:
Thank you, sir.

LYSIAS:
Ambient air, and weary gracious heaven with ceaseless bellows?
MAN:
Your ceaseless bellowings.
LYSIAS:
Vardanes sounds with equal harmony, and suits as well the loud repeated shouts of noisy joy.
Can he bid Chaos Nature's rule dissolve?
MAN:
I know what's going to happen.
LYSIAS:
Can he deprive mankind of light and day, and turn the seasons from their destined course? - Such poetry.
MAN:
What poetry? Say, can he do all this and be a god?

Thankfully, the script spares any more samplings!

BC\nU!

THEORY OF RELATEEVEETY - A DOUBLE DOSE OF LOLA

I tend to favor ‘Columbo’ when it comes to my theories of relateeveety; can’t say why.  I just hope Team Toobworld likes them.

So here’s the latest theory.  Remember it's all conjecture……

Kojak
Celia Lamb
- The Corrupter (1973)

Columbo
Clare Daley
- Fade in to Murder (1976)

Lola Albright played both women, but there’s enough difference between the way she looked in each so that I don’t have to fall back on using the twin sister/identical cousin tropes.  I am still going to claim that they are sisters.  As to which one was older?  Well, a gentleman shouldn’t delve into that.  Wouldn’t be proper.

Because Lola Albright passed away last year, and I believe most TV characters should be considered alive only for as long as the actors who played them.  However, it’s only Ms. Lamb we have to consider as having lived as long as Ms. Albright.

By 1976, Mrs. Clare Daley was one of the most powerful women in Hollywood.  (Perhaps the only woman with as much clout would have been Kay Freestone, an up-and-coming network CNC executive.)

At that time, she and her husband Sid were helming one of the most popular murder mystery series on television – “Inspector Lucerne”.  The show was based on the character made popular by the author Abigail Mitchell and it starred Ward Fowler as the popular Inspector.

But Fowler had a secret.  He was a deserter from the Army during the Korean Conflict and had moved to Canada where he changed his name and became an actor in local productions.  Ms. Daley saw the potential in his talents, but as a businesswoman, she knew she should look into that in which she invested.  Learning about Fowler’s past, she blackmailed him – as she made him a superstar, he would then funnel back half of what he made to her… in silver certificates.

Unfortunately for her, blackmail is a deadly business proposition, just about always for the blackmailer.  And that’s what happened to Clare Daley – she was gunned down, shot in the back.  Fowler made it look like a deli robbery gone wrong.

Celia Lamb was the first of the two characters to appear in Toobworld, but she still might have been the younger of them both.  She outlived her sister Clare (as I said, passing away last year around the same time as Lola Albright.) 

Celia had once been what would be called a super-model in her youth.  But as time inevitably marches on, her fading looks left her tossed aside out of the limelight.  As her funds also faded away, she fell prey to David Lawrence, a socialite businessman who made his fortune from drug smuggling.  Luckily for her, Lt. Theo Kojak was able to pull her away from the dark side and she helped him to bring down “The Corrupter”. 

It was hinted during her all-too-short time in the spotlight that she and Kojak might eventually have had a romance.  But it’s not likely that it would have lasted for very long. 

I’d like to think that Ms. Lamb (which was her maiden name and thus Clare’s maiden name as well) eventually wrote her autobiography, published by Whitestone Press.  It would have covered not only her modeling and fashion career, but even the lowest moments in her life.  It could be that it was those chapters which made the book a best-seller.

Ms. Albright appeared in a good number of TV series guest spots during the 70s into the 80s and any one of them may have been good to make this theory of relateeveety work.  I suppose the case could still be made that some of them might be “identical cousins” (which means a whole different thing in Toobworld terminology than it did in the days of ‘The Patty Duke Show’.)  But something about Clare and Celia being sisters felt appropriate.  Both of them could have grown up with dreams of making it big in show business and in their own ways, they did. 

But of those other roles she played in those other series – ‘Medical Center’, ‘Switch’, ‘Quincy, ME’, ‘Police Story’ and the like – I don’t remember the details of those which I had seen.  Maybe one day I’ll be able to start a different theory of relateeveety between them.  Millie Tate in an episode of ‘Police Story’ and Minnie in a ‘Switch’ episode would be tempting…

And maybe by August when I run my annual TV Western showcase, I might find the right Lola Albright character in one of her many “rope opera” appearances who could have been the great-grandmother for Clare and Celia.

But one character I would avoid is her longest run as Edie Hart in ‘Peter Gunn’.  (Her temporary replacement for Dorothy Malone as Constance MacKenzie can be ascribed to a quantum leaper from the future and not under consideration anyway.)  I would have to watch every episode of ‘Peter Gunn’ to make sure no details of her past life would conflict with any pozz’ble theory of relateeveety.  Not really worth the effort.

Anyhoo, that’s my theory and I’m sticking with it.
Two for Tuesday!

BCnU!

O'BSERVATION - I made reference to another 'Columbo' episode - "Try And Catch Me".  I once linked the two episodes together with that same reference.  But there is another reference to another series, 'Dream On'.  I think it's easy enough to find....

TUBULAR KNELLS - MICHEL LEGRAND

From the France24 site:
The acclaimed French composer Michel Legrand, who won three Oscars and five Grammys during a career spanning more than half a century, has died in Paris aged 86, his spokesperson said Saturday.

Legrand first won an Academy Award in 1969 for the song "The Windmills of Your Mind" from the film "The Thomas Crown Affair".

He would go on to win two more, for "Summer of '42" (1972) and "Yentl" (1984), along with five Grammys.

A jazz lover, he wrote more than 200 film and TV scores in a glittering career that saw him collaborate with the likes of Orson Welles, Jean Cocteau, Frank Sinatra and Edith Piaf.


Le Point Culture- Le Corps Humain (2017)

Il était une fois... notre terre- Santé, éducation (2009)
- Climat: le Grand Nord (2009)
- Les héritiers de la planète (2009)

Børne 1'eren (segment "Vera", 2001) 
 
Il était une fois... les découvreurs

Il était une fois... la vie
(26 episodes) 

Il était une fois... les Amériques
(26 episodes) 

Coup de foudre - Masques de lune (1992)

Le temps de vivre, le temps d'aimer
(40 episodes) 

"For me, he is immortal, through his music and his personality," fellow French composer and conductor Vladimir Cosma told AFP on hearing of Legrand's passing.

"He was such an optimistic personality, with a kind of naivety in optimism, he saw everything in rosy colours!" Cosma added.


Michel Legrand really only came to my awareness mostly with “Windmills Of The Mind”, and “Summer of ‘42”.  But in the last two years, this one captured my attention.

I’d like to think Monsieur Legrand would have enjoyed moment of levity during this otherwise solemn occasion, especially when it celebrates one of his most famous songs… in a way.

Bonne nuit et que Dieu bénisse Michel Legrand….

 

VIDEO SUNDAY - IN VITO, VARIETY

I’m a year and a day late in this tribute to one of my all-time favorite character actors on TV.  Mr. Scotti deserved better from an ardent fan like me.

But better late than never…..

From Wikipedia:
Vito Giusto Scotti (January 26, 1918–June 5, 1996) was an American character actor who played many roles on Broadway, in films, and later on television, primarily from the late 1930s to the mid-1990s. He was known as a man of a thousand faces for his ability to assume so many divergent roles in more than 200 screen appearances, in a career spanning 50 years. He was known for his resourceful portrayals of various ethnic types. Born of Italian heritage, he was seen playing everything from a Mexican bandit, to a Russian doctor, to a Japanese sailor, to an Indian travel agent.  

My favorites of his roles were the six characters he played on ‘Columbo’, but especially Thomas Dolan the aristocratic drunk.

• Any Old Port in a Storm (1973) – Maitre d’
• Candidate for Crime (1973) – Chadwick
• Swan Song (1974) – Mr. Grindell
• Negative Reaction (1974) – Thomas Dolan
• Identity Crisis (1975) – Salvatore Defonte
• Murder, a Self Portrait (1989) – Vito

So let’s take a look at some video of his TV work.

I have a friend who’s going to kill me for including this one.  But if we’re going to take a look at his career, then we have to take the good with the bad….

Here is the list of his television credits from Wikipedia:

• Andy's Gang (1955-1957)
• How to Marry a Millionaire (1958) as Jules
• The Lucy–Desi Comedy Hour (1958) as Shop Owner
• Rescue 8 (1959) as Dal Singh
• Perry Mason (1959) as Joseph D'Amato
• Sugarfoot (1959) as Ramon Acquistapace
• State Trooper (1959) as Reggie Sorbin
• Playhouse 90 (1959) as Cabinet Minister
• Peter Gunn (1959) as Pete's Guest / Herman Klip / Joe
• Wagon Train (1959) as Tony
• Johnny Staccato (1960) as Carlos Lascaratti
• Zorro (1960) as Chato
• The Real McCoys (1960-1961) as Pablo / Carlos
• Bonanza (1961) as Pooch / Leon Flores
• Rawhide (1962) as Manuel
• Target: The Corruptors! (1962) as Garcia
• The Twilight Zone (1960-1962) as Rudolpho / Peddler
• Lassie (1962) as Magico the Great
• The Dick Powell Show (1961-1963) as Karam / Dolpho
• Stoney Burke (1963) as Polo
• The Dick Van Dyke Show (1963) as Vito Giotto
• Breaking Point (1963) as Tony
• Going My Way (1963) as Mr. Molletti
• The Wide Country (1963) as Carlos Grijalves
• The Rifleman (1962-1963) as Alphonso / Marcello Ciabini / Soto
• The Joey Bishop Show (1963) as Manager Supermarket / Frank the Barber
• My Favorite Martian (1963-1964) as Waiter / Junkyard Manager
• Bob Hope Presents the Chrysler Theatre (1963-1964) as The Lieutenant / Harry
• The Danny Thomas Show (1964) as The Tailor
• The Donna Reed Show (1964) as Prince Georgivani
• Dr. Kildare (1962-1964) as Signore Fortuno / Jesus Munoz / Grocer
• The Jack Benny Program (1961-1965) as Mexican Captain / Mexican cafeteria employee
• Bewitched (1965) as Mario
• Laredo (1965) as Chicho
• The Virginian (1965) as Gilly
• The Addams Family (1964-1965) as Sam Picasso / Professor Altshuler / Miri Haan
• The Farmer's Daughter (1964-1965) as Llewellyn / Ambassador Cortez
• The Andy Griffith Show (1966) as Murrillos
• The Lucy Show (1962-1966) as Sam Boscovitch / Fencing Instructor
• The Munsters (1965-1966) as Roman Broadcaster / Man on Radio
• The John Forsythe Show (1966) as Gonzales
• Gilligan's Island (1965-1966) as Dr. Boris Balinkoff / Japanese Sailor
• Batman (1966) as Matey Dee
• The Wild Wild West (1966) as Cefalu
• The Monkees (1967) as Dr. Marcovich
• The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. (1967) as Dr. Igor Gork
• The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (1965-1967) as Beirut / Charles Chikhli
• Daniel Boone (1967) as Priest
• The Flying Nun (1967-1969) as Capt. Gaspar Fomento / Captain Dominic Lopez
• Hogan's Heroes (1969) as Major Bonacelli
• Ironside (1969) as Manuel Rodriguez Sr.
• Get Smart (1965-1970) as Gino Columbus / Dante
• Gunsmoke (1965-1970) as The Indian / Indiana / Savrin / Torreon
• To Rome with Love (TV series) (1969-1971) as Nico
• The Odd Couple (1971) as Pepe
• The Brady Bunch (1971) as Cooking Show Host (voice, uncredited)
• The Six Million Dollar Man (1973) as 2nd Taxi Driver
• McMillan & Wife (1971-1974) as Sykes / Alonzo / Guido Barteloni
• Get Christie Love! (1974) as Emilio
• Adam-12 (1974) as Charley Prender
• The Bionic Woman (1976) as Romero
• Police Woman (1977) as Luigi
• C.P.O. Sharkey (1977) as Vito
• Baretta (1977) as Franco
• Happy Days (1979) as Otto
• Charlie's Angels (1980) as Tyrone
• Hawaii Five-O (1980) as Bill Baskin
• Vega$ (1980-1981) as Casino Manager / Valeria Viceria
• Hart to Hart (1981) as Vito
• Fantasy Island (1979-1982) as Vito Orsotti / Antoine de Vouvray
• CHiPs (1977-1983) as Charles / Emilio
• Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Color (1975-1983) as Games Spectator / Taxi Driver / Pepe Galindo
• Trapper John, M.D. (1984)
• Charles in Charge (1988) as Dino Firenzi
• The Golden Girls (1988-1989) as Dominic Bosco / Vincenzo
• Columbo (1973-1989) as Vito / Salvatore Defonte / Thomas Dolan / Mr. Grindell / Chadwick / Maitre d'
• The Fanelli Boys (1990) as Sicilian #1
• Northern Exposure (1992) as Godfather
• Empty Nest (1994) as Mr. Tartaglia
• Mad About You (1995) as Antonio

To see a great collection of images of Vito Scotti in many of his roles from movies as well as TV, click here.

Sorry for being late with the tribute,