Thursday, April 1, 2010

"THE FRANK MORGAN SHOW"


On Wednesday, I went to the Paley Center for Media so that I could check out a few TV projects by the late Robert Culp which had piqued my curiousity. Well, that, and to also renew my membership which ended that day.

The three TV projects were two historical programs keyed to the Bicentennial - "Give Me Liberty" with Richard Kiley and "Land Of The Free" with Burgess Meredith, both from 1974. The other one was a 1970 ITV movie written by John Mortimer - "Married Alive" with the loverly Diana Rigg.

I'll have more on my experience with those later, but I really wanted to tell you about the big bonanza - and I ain't talking Cartwrights here. I'm talking about an hour and an half of Frank Morgan goodness, truly a lost treasure!

You know Frank Morgan - he played Professor Marvel as well as the title character in 'The Wizard Of Oz'. As a kid, I always liked him in the role, but I favored Bolger's Scarecrow and Lahr's Lion more. Only now that I'm older have I come to realize that Frank Morgan is the actor to watch in the movie. He's absolutely brilliant!

I always was sorry that there was nothing to represent him in Toobworld, as he died in 1949,
when television was in its infancy. But then a few weeks ago I was in Midtown, at my favorite source for bootleg DVDs of old TV shows; I was there looking for more 'You Are There' compilations so that I won't run out of characters for the "As Seen On TV" showcase here in Inner Toob. And just by luck, I was able to meet the guy who supplies all of those DVDs for my source. (Like I'd tell the authorities where it is!)

Anyhoo, we got to talking, which he was happy to do so long as I kept grabbing his 20 buck cases, and he told me that one of his "holy grails" was 'The Frank Morgan Show'. He knew the Paley Center had the only 3 episodes that were made and if he could find an inside source, this would be his goal: to dupe only this show out of everything in their collection. Apparently, the 'Wizard Of Oz' collectibles market is very lucrative and they'd pay top dollar for copies of this show.
Frank Morgan was contracted to do a TV series in those early days, one of the earliest of sitcoms, to be shown on the NBC network. He was able to complete the pilot and the next two episodes before he died unexpectedly of a heart attack.

According to the book "The Chimes At Midtown" (about the history of NBC, which I have in the Toobworld Central library) the premise of 'The Frank Morgan Show' was this: Morgan played an old con artist, grifter, and master of disguise named Frank Martin (no imagination wasted in coming up with that name!), who had abandoned his family many years before when his son was just a child. Eventually he was declared dead and his wife remarried, with her new husband adopting the son and legally changing his name.

Years later, young Francis Millbrook is grown up, a veteran of WWII, and has established himself in the District Attorney's office. Because of some big case he won, Millbrook finds himself running for Congress. But then a few days before the election, suddenly Frank Martin reappears in everybody's life. Now it's a mad scramble to keep him out of the way, and more importantly out of the papers, until after the election - which the polls showed as being very close. (Joseph Kearns was the guest star in the pilot, playing "The Distinguished Gentleman" who's running for re-election against Milbrook. Yep - that's how he was listed in the credits, no name.)
Quickly assaying the situation, Frank Martin presents himself as Franklin Pynge Salter, which is a play on his old con man nickname of "Frankie Pinch O' Salt" (because you had to take a grain of salt with everything he'd tell you). And without his son's knowledge until it's too late, he inserts himself into the campaign as an advisor. And the hokum he spins for the reporters, worthy of Bilko with a dash of Professor Irwin Corey, gives his son the edge in the election. (And it turns out that people listening to him on the radio thought they would be voting for him the next day.) And that's basically what happens in the first episode, "Prodigal Dad".


The only real downside was how they worked the commercials for Duz detergent (the show's sponsor) right into the storyline with each episode, even if it didn't really fit. Even at the Capitol building, they had to have a kitchen scene! It reminded me of how 'Martin Kane' made a point to involve their cigarette sponsor in each episode.

The other players in that pilot episode survived to the actual series - Robert Lowery as Francis Milbrook and Carole Matthews as daughter-in-law Claire Milbrook. Both were dull as dishwater in this, which is somewhat appropriate since the sponsor was Duz. But then I guess the point was they'd make Frank Morgan shine even more.

And as their son Jib, Georgie Noakes played the role. (I should bring my sister down to see this just for him! She's a fanatic for "It's A Wonderful Life", and I'm sure she'd recognize Georgie Noakes as young Harry Bailey.)
Frank's ex-wife Eleanor and her cantankerous sourpuss of a second husband Oliver Milbrook didn't show up until the third episode but they were mentioned a lot in the pilot. (They were played by Lee Patrick and Will Wright. Ms. Patrick was just getting warmed up for her later 'Topper' role.) Best of all, character actor Clinton Sundberg proved to be a great foil as Winston Tattersall, the campaign manager who was going to be Francis Milbrook's chief of staff down in Washington. (We never do learn what district Milbrook is supposedly representing.)


Winston sees Frank Morgan's character as a potential rival and is always trying to dig up some dirt on him.

There are two running routines throughout all three episodes: one is that Frank always calls Winston Tattersall "Winnie" which causes no end of frustration for Clinton Sundberg. The other is that no matter when a picture is taken in which "Franklin Pynge Salter" should show up, somehow he's never caught off-guard and always finds a way to hide his identity from the camera. (The funny thing was that it reminded me of last week's episode of 'How I Met Your Mother' in which no matter what situation, there was no way to take a bad picture of Barney Stimson. It also reminded me of how 'Bret Maverick' did everything he could to avoid getting his picture taken, at least in the sequel.) Oh, there was another special guest star in that pilot episode; at least, I think so - he certainly didn't get any credit! I think it was the Lassie then "acting" in the movies who appeared as Jib's collie Silky.

The second episode is "Running For Office Space" and is all about the family's move to Washington DC. And thanks to Frank Martin's con man skills, he's able to snare the best office of all in the Capitol for his son, even though he's a freshman Congressman.

Leo G. Carroll is the episode's guest star as a slightly befuddled old lion of Congress who can't quite ever fathom what this "Franklin Pynge Salter" is all about. But thanks to the intervention of old Frankie Pinch O' Salt, Francis Milbrook becomes a co-sponsor on a bill that Congressman Weatherby had been pushing for years. Not only that, he sees it get passed with a majority.

Oh, and Zasu Pitts has a cameo as a slightly flustered protestor outside the Capitol who doesn't know what to do with herself once the bill, which she also championed, finally gets passed.

The third episode is "A Little Something On The Side". A nosy reporter played by Arnold Stang
gets the idea that there must be something to the fact that both "Franklin Salter" and Francis Milbrook both have similar first names. But by the time the episode ends, it's stuffy stepfather Oliver who's suspected of being Frank Jr.'s actual father and that Eleanor was having an affair with him before her husband's death. The situation gets so escalated that eventually Arnold Stang's reporter is accusing Oliver of killing Frank Morgan's character back in the day. And it's only Frankie Pinch O' Salt's crafty shenanigans that gets them all out of hot water without revealing who he really is. (Frankly I'm surprised that for those times the topic was even attempted in the sitcom.)

Sadly, on the night before they were to start filming the fourth episode of 'The Frank Morgan Show', the actor unexpectedly suffered a major heart attack in Beverly Hills. This was on September 18, 1949, and the show was supposed to premiere the following week on NBC. I'm not sure if these three episodes aired or not - 'The Frank Morgan Show' was supposed to air on Wednesday nights at 8 pm before 'The Clock', and the replacement show, 'The Crisis', didn't premiere until October. So it is pozz'ble.....

All that remains of that last episode is a publicity picture of Morgan and the actors who played his son and daughter-in-law, with a menacing George Macready. (If I'm not mistaken, he was to play a determined FBI agent egged on by Clinton Sundberg's character of "Winnie" Tattersall to find the dirt on Frank Martin.

The production quality on the surviving recordings is not all that could be hoped for, but at least they were able to bring Frank Morgan into Toobworld. And on the pilot Nat Hiken was given credit for the story - considering his work years later with 'Sgt. Bilko', I'm not surprised, because that monologue which "Franklin Pynge Salter" delivers to rally the troops had bits of Phil Silvers all over it.

Normally, I would be surprised by the lack of any information on this series in the IMDb, but we all know how reliable THAT is! In fact, that Robert Culp program I went to see, "Land Of The Free" with Burgess Meredith isn't listed either......

So that was my day, a day like any other, filled with those events that alter and illuminate our times. And today will always be one I cherish.....


BCnU!


THREE MINUTE THEATER

Recently I entered a (very) short play into the annual "Three Minute Theater" competition here in New York City. The rules are simple - write an original play that runs no longer than three minutes.

I made it to the next stage, where I was asked to produce a staging of my play. So I asked a young actor named Ray D. Amell (best known in TV for a stupid human trick on 'The Jay Leno Show') to play George, and Natalie Major, a singer-songwriter, to play his sister Karen. An old college buddy, Michael Hillyer, was nice enough to direct it; and I even got John O'Creagh (last seen in Toobworld in an episode of 'Life On Mars') to pose as Old Man Holvak with Natalie for the painting. (That's just off to the right in the picture above.)

Unfortunately, somebody on the committee finally took a good look at the script and decided it really wasn't very original. But we had fun while it lasted!

So I thought I'd share the play now with you......


THICKER THAN WATER

THE PEOPLE:
GEORGE
KAREN
(THE FAMILY HOLVAK)

(Scene: a darkened room. We can just barely see the shape of a man sitting in a chair on the far right of the room.)

(A woman enters. She attempts to do the clap on routine for the lights.)

Karen (grumbling): Turn on.....

George: Are you afraid of the dark?

Karen: Bless me, Father!

(Karen stumbles to the nearest lamp and switches it on.)

Karen: George!

George: Karen....

Karen: Good grief! You again?

George: Baby, I'm back.

Karen: Who do you think you are? Wait til your father gets home!

George (laughing): Daddy-O? The biggest loser! Don't wait up. (Shows fake sense of mourning) General Hospital, imagine that! Daddy dearest, one foot in the grave....

Karen: What do you want, big brother?

George: Let's see.... in search of cool millions, believe it or not.

Karen: Over my dead body!

(George pulls out a gun.)

George: You asked for it.

Karen: The gun!

(Karen runs to the phone, but can't get a dial tone.)

George: Call for help?

(George holds up the severed phone line.)

Karen (pleading): Let's talk.... Let's make a deal......

George (mocking): Sister, sister.....

(George tosses a coin.)

George: Shoot... don't shoot....

(He checks result of the coin toss.)

George: Goodnight, sweetheart.

(George shoots Karen. She collapses on the floor.)

George: Goodness gracious me! Dead at 21......

(Pocketing the gun, George goes through her pockets until he finds a ring of keys.)

George: Thanks.

(George crosses the room to a picture hanging on the wall and studies it.)

George: Imagine that! You're in the picture!

(No response from Karen. With a shrug, he pulls the painting back to expose a safe.)

George: Eureka!

(He inserts the key but before it opens, huge pincers bolt out of the wall and crush him between them.)

George: The Vise!

(He dies.)

(Karen lifts her head.)

Karen: The Family Holvak... cursed!

(She collapses in death.)

The End

AS SEEN ON TV: "MARCONI"

"GUGLIAMO MARCONI"

AS SEEN IN:
"Sherlock Holmes And The Incident At Victoria Falls"

AS PLAYED BY:
Steven Gurney

BCnU!

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

FOR SHAME, ABC! FOR SHAME!

"[T]his is 'Lost.' The final season of 'Lost.'
It's sacred ground.
You don't clutter the screen during one of the show's final, pivotal episodes.
Or you piss people off."
Mike Schneider
Variety

But what do you expect? As either Morley Safer or Harry Reasoner - or maybe even Eric Sevareid - said, "TV executives should be nibbled to death by ducks."

BCnU!

THE PRIMEVAL VOYAGE AFFAIR

In the TV series 'Primeval', Nick Cutter and his estranged wife Helen somehow altered the Earth's timeline while they were in the prehistoric past. When Nick returned, he found that not only had the work on anomaly research been accelerated, but that Claudia Brown no longer existed. However, a woman who looked just like her but with the name of Jenny Lewis basically was living out the life that should have been Claudia's.

That massive tweak to Toobworld's timeline didn't just affect the characters of 'Primeval' but all of the other TV shows as well, across the board - even in different countries. We can use this to help splain away recasting Zonks and other discrepancies. And we can also use it to tighten up the connections between series.

A good case in point would be of two characters played by James Doohan in the early 1960's (later to gain fame as Commander Montgomery Scott on 'Star Trek').

In the original Toobworld timeline, the President of the United States in the late 1960's, early 1970's was Henry Talbot McNeill - as seen in episodes of 'Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea'. With the tweak to the timeline, the adjustment brought back Toobworld to be aligned with that of the real world: during that same time period, the Presidents were now Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.

In that original timeline, President McNeill had an assistant played by Doohan. He was unnamed in the credits, but we're going to say that his last name was McInernay. Also we will contend that he had served in the Navy before going into government service.
In the new timeline, McInernay didn't go into politics, but instead kept to his seafaring background by becoming the second in command to Captain Shark - as seen in "The Shark Affair", an episode of 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E.' Although McInernay begged his captain to remain behind with him when their plans were foiled by U.N.C.L.E., Captain Shark forced his first mate to abandon ship as it sank.
This way, two one-shot characters played by James Doohan can connect two classic sci-fi TV series, albeit in alternate dimensions.

And how you doohan.....?

BCnU!

A COUPLE OF CULP CULPRITS

Years ago I wrote a Toobworld essay called "Culp Ability", about why so many TV characters looked like Robert Culp, the Hollywood star of "Bob And Carol And Ted And Alice". I'll be tweaking that essay soon to present it here in the Inner Toob blog. But in the meantime, I've taken out one of the candidates for inclusion because I think I have a better background check for him......

SIBLING DEVILTRY
Allen Leighton
'The Outer Limits'
"The Architects Of Fear"
Arthur Farnley Selwyn
(Captain Shark)
'The Man From U.N.C.L.E.'
"The Shark Affair"


It's Toobworld Central's Theory of Relateeveety that Allen and Arthur were twin brothers. The reason for the name change? It could be that their parents separated and each parent raised one of the boys. Eventually Mrs. Leighton remarried and Arthur's step-dad adopted him and gave him his surname.

But the boys stayed in contact and both of them developed a concern for the future of Mankind and the safety of Earth. (This probably grew out of their views about their own family lives.) Unfortunately, both of them took misguided actions in trying to combat the growing threat to the world. Allen Leighton became a scientist who joined with others in a plan to band Humanity together in a common cause by making them believe that the Earth was threatened by a potential alien invasion. Allen volunteered to undergo the painful injections and surgeries necessary to transform him into a believable alien being.

However, his "spaceship" went off course and he was shot by hunters out in the woods. Dying, he staggered back to the secret facility where he was reunited with his wife (who never believed that he was killed in a plane crash as she was told at the beginning of the project.)

Mrs. Leighton was pregnant by this point, so Allen's branch of the family tree lived on. A look through the IMDb list of characters with the last name of "Leighton" could probably turn up at least one person who could have been Allen's offspring...... Meanwhile, Arthur also was convinced that the world would soon destroy itself in a nuclear holocaust, so he turned to piracy as Captain Shark. His intentions were noble - he planned to gather the people and supplies needed to repopulate the Earth after Armegeddon. U.N.C.L.E. agents Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin were able to stop him and rescue his captives, but Captain Shark chose death over capture and went down with his ship.

It is unknown if Arthur Selwyn left behind any children of his own.....

BCnU!

AS SEEN ON TV/HAT SQUAD: BABY JUNE

June Havoc passed away on Sunday; she was 97. Part of her life was immortalized in the musical "Gypsy" (Her sister was Gypsy Rose Lee.), which had a Toobworld treatment back in 1993.

JUNE HAVOC
"BABY JUNE"


AS SEEN IN:
"Gypsy"

AS PLAYED BY:
Lacey Chavert

She had her own syndicated talk show, 'The June Havoc Show' back in 1964 which was also known as 'More Havoc'. Among the series in which she had regular roles were the soap operas 'General Hospital' and 'Search For Tomorrow'.
She contributed characters to the population of Toobworld in 'The Paper Chase', 'McMillan & Wife', 'Burke's Law', and 'The Outer Limits', as well as in many of the anthology series of the 1950's. She also appeared in two episodes of 'Murder, She Wrote', but the one to check out is "The Grand Old Lady". (This could be a reference either to the luxury liner on which it takes place or to Ms. Havoc's character, 1940's mystery author Lady Abigail Austin who was somewhat pattered after Agatha Christie.

Although the series didn't last long, her greatest contribution to the "Tele-Folks Directory" of Earth Prime-Time was her starring role in 'Willy'. Willa Dodger graduated from law school in the mid-1950's and established a law practice in her hometown of Renfrew, New Hampshire. But when business proved to be too slow, she packed her bags and left for New York, where she got a job as the legal representation for a burlesque vaudeville organization.
It's amazing to think that June Havoc began her theatrical career in 1918 and it lasted into the 21st Century!
Good night and may God bless.

BCnU......

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

MUSEUM PIECE: CHICAGO STORY

This may only be of interest to those in the Chicago area, but I thought I'd help spread the word. (The Museum of Classic Chicago Television has that Robert Culp clip with the sound problems.)


WGN-TV Won't Let Us Display Their Material In Our Museum
In case you're wondering...

WGN-TV has blocked us from displaying WGN content on our museum website.

WGN says that it has an "exclusive agreement" with the Museum of Broadcast Communications (MBC) to display its material.

We think this is... unfair. It's unfair for a museum, which is a public institution, to effectively have a "monopoly" on display of WGN's vintage content.

Museums should serve the public interest, not just their own. Local TV stations also have a responsibility to serve the public interest.

Instead, we are seeing the freezing out of our museum over the promotion of another one.

All because of WGN-TV's close relationship with the Museum of Broadcast Communications.

We have a lot of WGN material that isn't being preserved anywhere else.

Isn't there room for more than one museum to honor WGN's grand history?

Our WGN material won't be seen by the public until WGN-TV stops giving preferential treatment to a single museum.

In the end, who loses?

You do.

...by not getting to see the vintage WGN bumpers, promos, news segments, Family Classics, Sunday Matinee, and other movie show openings, long-lost Ray Rayner, Bozo clips and more.

If you think WGN's decision not to allow these clips to be seen here is unfair, why not let them know about it?

Send a letter or e-mail to WGN-TV's General Manager, Ms. Marty Wilke.

You can write her here:

Marty Wilke
General Manager,WGN-TV
2501 West Bradley Place
Chicago, IL 60618-4718

You can also call her office and leave a message, or e-mail her directly.

(773) 528-2311
mwilke@tribune.com

Be polite and respectful...

but help us express the point that our online museum should be given the same right to honor and preserve WGN's history, and to share that history with others.

If enough people speak up, maybe they'll change their mind.

No one should be allowed a monopoly on history.

Thank you for your support.

Rick "Fuzzy" Klein
President / Curator

The Museum of Classic Chicago Television (www.FuzzyMemories.TV) is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization registered in the state of Illinois.

ROBERT CULP SOUNDS OFF

It's not what you think.....

This is an oddity preserved by The Museum of Classic Chicago Television: a scene from a TV special presentation, "Give Me Liberty", with Robert Culp as John Freeborn and also with Richard Kiley. For most of the excerpt, you hear nothing but that irritating hum and then two different announcers alerting viewers that they are experiencing technical difficulties. Only at the very end do you hear anyone speak, and that's Kiley's character, not Culp's.

[It looks like the embed code won't work. So you'll have to click over to the site to see it.]

Apparently, this was the first of several proposed specials in which Culp's character of John Freeborn would be present at pivotal moments in the growth of America. This one was about the settlers in the Eastern region of the country, leading up to the Revolution. The next one had Burgess Meredith as Culp's co-star, "Land Of The Free". I don't think the rest of the series was ever filmed.

I'd like to see more of these productions, so I've added them to my museum trip list. Not that I'll probably ever find the screen captures, but there are at least two viable candidates for the "As Seen On TV" showcase: Paul Revere (John Chappell) in the first and Andrew Jackson (Jeff Corey) in the second one.

As it seems nearly a century passes in the proposed series of specials, I'm wondering if John Freeborn, was - like Trent in the "Demon With A Glass Hand" episode of 'The Outer Limits' - an Eternal Man.

Hrmmmmmm..... One might even have a bit of fun in suggesting that Trent used time travel to go back to the 1770s to avoid the Kyben. (After having found a way to disguise his glass hand to look like a real hand, of course.....)

BCnU!

AS SEEN ON TV: A PAIR OF BIRTHDAY BOYS

Today is my brother Bill's birthday. And to celebrate, here are two historical figures - As Seen On TV, of course! - who share his birthday.

SEAN O'CASEY
[March 30, 1880]

AS SEEN IN:
'The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles'

AS PLAYED BY:

John Lynch

From Wikipedia:
Seán O'Casey (Irish: Seán Ó Cathasaigh, born John Casey) (30 March 1880 in Dublin, Ireland; 18 September 1964 in Torquay, England) was a major Irish dramatist and memoirist. A committed socialist, he was the first Irish playwright of note to write about the Dublin working classes.

McGEORGE BUNDY
[March 30, 1919]

AS SEEN IN:
"The Missiles Of October"

AS PLAYED BY:

James Olsen

From Wikipedia:

McGeorge "Mac" Bundy (March 30, 1919 – September 16, 1996) was United States National Security Advisor to Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson from 1961 through 1966, and president of the Ford Foundation from 1966 through 1979. He is known primarily for his role in escalating the involvement of the United States in Vietnam during the Kennedy and Johnson administrations.

Happy Birthday, Brothermine!

Two for Tuesday!

BCnU!