Every so often I get stuck for a story for the next day in Inner Toob. And so I have to refer to the "slush file". And what better to get readers than something salacious and juicy?
How about fictional sex acts only found in Toobworld? (With one of them found on another planet - Mondas on the continent of Westeros.)
MY OWN WORST ENEMY
[One more show to reference it and the Venus Butterfly could join the TVXOHOF!]
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
Cincinnati Hat Trick
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
Pruning the Hibiscus
SAI DE BAIXO
Taking Grandma To Applebee's
TWO AND A HALF MEN
Japanese Rain Goggles
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Alabama Crab Dangler
GAME OF THRONES
THE GOLDEN GIRLS
The Left-handed Latvian Rodeo Torture
Two-fingered Mexican oil job
Double-knobbed rubber-bottom sex-basket
Reverse ceiling squad
(All four of these are fake)
There's one other one I heard the other day but damned if I can remember from where. And I can't remember who mentioned it, although for some reason I want to say it was Tea Leoni. Could I have heard it in the season premiere of 'Madam Secretary'?
I'll have to check the transcript if it's up.
A big thanks to the TV Tropes website which listed most of these sex acts.