"I've heard or read about actors being asked the immortal question:
'Why have you never married?'
They answer with the immortal excuse:
'I just haven't found the right girl.'
Because I'm on the hefty side, no one's asked me yet.
If they do, that's the answer I'll give.
After all, if it was good enough for Monty Clift or Sal Mineo..."
Yesterday, such a coy answer was rendered no longer necessary. If only Mr. Buono lived to see it.....