SUPER SIX LIST - TV SHOWS THAT COULD BE AFFECTED BY "SHARKNADO"

"Sharknado" had a great effect on me.  I didn't see it as a great movie, in fact it was horribly acted, written, directed, and edited.  But the premise amused me as to what it could bring Toobworld.

I still see it as happening in Disaster Toobworld, that TV dimension in which you would also find the TV movies about hurricanes, ice ages, and other tornadoes.  But the TV shows of Earth Prime-Time would have counterparts in Disaster Toobworld and there are certain TV series that would be affected by the events of "Sharknado".

And as it just so happens, I have a Super-Six List of them.....

SUPER-SIX LIST

SIX TV SHOWS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN IMPACTED BY "SHARKNADO"

1]  "Major Crimes"

Murder disguised as a sharknado tragedy
Cast member eaten:
Buzz (films his own death)

Although I'd prefer the kid......
 
2]  "Franklin & Bash"

Malibu wiped out,
Cast member eaten:
Pindar (it just seems logical)
 
3]  "Family Tree"

Tom's American family is wiped out.
Cast member eaten:
Ally (Nothing against her; just want to see Tom consoled by Monkey)
 
4]  "Modern Family"

The family huddles together and learns life lessons.  Lily wants a shark for a pet.
Cast member eaten:
Haley (price she pays for sneaking out to have sex with Dylan)
 
5]  "Two And A Half Men"

Berthe single-handedly fights off a shark in the kitchen.
Cast member eaten:

Jake (they need some excuse to get him off the show for good)
But also Alan would have his arm ripped off.  It's what Berthe uses to club the shark.  It doesn't kill Alan, just makes him more pathetic and ergo, funnier.....

6]  "Californication"

We needed a show with that show biz feel and all the other ones are no longer on the air.
Cast member eaten:
Hank himself.  What a way to end the series!  And it happens just as his writer's block disappears and he gets a great idea for a new nov-chomp!

BCnU!