My weekend overnight partner at work, William the Jipa, told me about how he spent his Saturday:
He helped his newly married daughter and her husband move her stuff into their new home up in Connecticut by the shore.
Bill's wife is not keen about the move for two reasons. One, her little baby is now too far away. And two, her little baby is now too close to the mother-in-law.
When Bill came home, his wife decided to ask a few inocuous questions about the move, the new house, the location close to the ocean, but he knew what she was really interested in.....
"So," she asked. "How was the beach?"
"She was there cleaning the bathroom," he replied.
Go ahead, somebody. Feel free to stick that in a sitcom!