THE 2018 TOOBITS AWARDS PART THREE

2018 TOOBITS AWARDS
 
We're now giving out the Toobits Awards for the people who populate Toobworld.....

BEST RECASTAWAY
OVERALL
The Red M&M

Making a wish on a lucky penny, Red was transformed into a human free of other people trying to eat him.  The human M&M?  Danny Devito!
 
FEMALE
‘Legends of Tomorrow’ – “Dancing Queen”
Punk Charlie, a magical being In 1977, lost her shape-shifting ability because of Constantine’s interference; that left her locked into the form of Amaya, a former team-member.

BEST NEW MALE RECASTAWAY - TIE!
Avery Brown of 'Murphy Brown'

Tam of 'Young Sheldon' as seen on 'The Big Bang Theory'

Toobworld Central always makes allowances for aging.
 
BEST NEW MALE CHARACTER
Harley Carter, 'Carter'

I have no delusions that 'Carter' is going to come back.  But I found the comedic murder mystery to an engaging diversion for the early summer.  (It was about an actor in a hit TV detective show who had a public meltdown and so returned to his hometown in Canada where he worked as an advisor to the local police.  A lot of the people in Bishop, Ontario confused Harley Carter with his character of Charlie Carter.  Jerry O'Donnell put his usual likeable, eager puppy persona to good use here.

MOST DISAPPOINTING NEW MALE CHARACTER
Professor Dylan Reinhart, ‘Instinct’
Why couldn't it have been just that he was a gay professor and author whose specialty was studying these "freaks"? I would have accepted that he had friends in shadow ops because of earlier research. I'd even go so far as to accept he had worked for them but in a desk-bound research position. But Patterson and the show-runners took it one step too far with Reinhart's Neesonish skills.  (But fear not, fans of Alan Cumming!  Keep reading and you’ll see he acquits himself well with another character.)

My blogging buddy Rob Buckley described this type of character best:

"The defining feature of ‘competence porn’ is a character who’s just good at everything. They’re rich, they dress well, they’re good at their job, they don’t make mistakes, they don’t trip over cracks in the pavement. Whatever life throws at them, they use their top-notch brain, balletic grace, and wealth of experience to overcome the odds and beat their adversaries."
 
BEST NEW FEMALE CHARACTER
The Doctor, ‘Doctor Who’

Jodie Whitaker got the Best Recastaway award last year for her introduction in the Christmas special.  But now we got the chance to see her fully in action and I for one can say that she does not disappoint. The fact that she’s now a female was beside the point.  Just as with the other Doctors, she made this incarnation truly her own with a new set of quirks.  (As she is the first female Doctor – in the main Toobworld – this award is a one-time thing.  From now on, any new female Doctor would get the same treatment as all the other Doctors – an honorarium.)

BTW - This is my favorite of her expressions.

BEST NEW MALE SUPPORTING CHARACTER
Graham O’Brien, ‘Doctor Who’
I’ve liked Bradley Walsh from ‘Law & Order: UK’ (never seen ‘The Chase’) and he’s an old hand at handling the mix of comedy and drama.  Plus he’s an O’Brien.
 
BEST NEW SUPPORTING FEMALE CHARACTER
Katie, ‘800 Words’

Katie is a resident of Weld, mother of Billy by Zac.  She is an artist and an art gallery entrepreneur who represents other artists of the area, working as their agent to sell their works to the outside world.

Okay, I’ll admit it.  I find her beautiful.  But there are a lot of new characters in Toobworld every year who are beautiful.  For me, what places her above all the other new femaie characters this past year is her ethereal whimsy and joi de vivre.  I’m not blind to her faults, but she is still a boon to the populace of my personal shared universe – if I was a TV character, I’d be happy just to be her friend.  I might even refer to one of her works of art in my Toobworld adventures; I think one of her paintings would look lovely in Toob Cooper’s home.
  
BEST NEW CHARACTER ADAPTED FROM ANOTHER MEDIUMNick Sax, ‘Happy!’

I don’t think Meloni has been more free with his acting, not even in ‘Oz’, than he puts on display here.

BEST NEW COMMERCIAL CHARACTERS
The Worry Monsters, POM

I hope this series of blipverts has a long life.  There are so many variations for worries and possibilities for monster designs that it should run for quite some time.
 
BEST CROSSOVER CHARACTER OVERALL
John Constantine, ‘Legends of Tomorrow’

The black magic warder was first seen in the comics of course, but had his own one-season series on NBC.  He then turned up in an episode of ‘Arrow’ and now has qualified for membership in the TV Crossover Hall of Fame with his guest role in an episode of this CW time-traveling superhero show.  (He will be inducted into the TVXOHOF in October.)

BEST CROSSOVER CHARACTER IN COMMERCIALS
Captain Obvious, Capital One

Captain Obvious of the Hotels.com commercial met Jennifer Garner, the spokeswoman for Capital One.

BEST CROSSOVER CHARACTER FROM ANOTHER MEDIUM
Kevin McCallister (“Home Alone”), Google Assistant

Now grown up (and still played by Macauley Culkin), Kevin used Google Assistant to protect his family home from possible burglary.
 
BEST NEW CAST ENSEMBLE
Drama
‘The Alienist’

I read the book ages ago and I had firm ideas as to how the characters looked.  The casting choices failed to disappoint me.  (Well, except maybe for Teddy Roosevelt.  I really was keen on seeing Sean Astin in the role, but it might have been for the best,)
 
Comedy
Team TARDIS AKA the Fam – ‘Doctor Who’

I am including this in comedy even though there were a lot of scary episodes as well as some quite sad and moving moments.  At least there was some cohesion in the formation of the Doctor’s team with previous relationships between Graham, Ryan, and Yazmin.

BEST INTRODUCTION OF A CHARACTER
Izzy Bowen, ‘The Flash’
She was one of the Bus Meta-Humans created by the Thinker.  She was a hopeful country-western singer/violinist whose new power was to manipulate sound, usually music, to become a weapon. 

She was “Subject 9”, “created” by Devoe as a meta-human by being on that ill-fated bus.  Trapped behind a force-field, she was captured and destroyed by the Thinker when he absorbed her body, life-force, and her powers.  Ralph Dibney and the Flash were powerless to save her and Ralph could only lock eyes with her, to symbolically be with her as she disappeared from the shell of her body.

Ralph Dibney had fallen hard for her, which probably triggered what I call the “Bonanza” Bane.
 
BEST ADDITION TO AN EXISTING CAST
MALE
Peter Stone in ‘Law & Order’ – “The Undiscovered Country”
He came in from the now cancelled ‘Chicago Law’ for his father’s funeral and will now be staying.  His father was Ben Stone of the original ‘Law & Order’.

FEMALE
Nora Allen aka XS, ‘The Flash’

The daughter of Barry Allen and Iris West-Allen who came back from the Future and is now stuck in the Present.  Her presence in the Present has caused alterations to the timeline.  Time will tell whether she’ll last or cause her own extinction from existence, but in the meantime, she’s a welcome breath of fresh air.

BEST NEW GUEST APPEARANCE
COMEDY
Reggie “Something” Murgatroyd, ‘The X-Files’ – “The Lost Art Of Forehead Sweat”

DRAMA
Lois Lane, The “Elseworlds” trilogy
Lois Lane is not a new character; in fact, she is a multiversal.  And in the greater TV Universe, she is a multidimensional.  She may not be new in TV shows, but she is new in this TV dimension.  And Bitsy Tulloch did a good job in playing her as well as in shedding the memories of her previous character from ‘Grimm’.  I’m sure we’ll be seeing her again since she’s pregnant by Kal El.  (They’ll be retiring to Argo City until at least the baby is born because the super powers of Kal El and the super fetus are muted there.)

BEST HISTORICAL CHARACTER
King James I (or V), ‘Doctor Who’ (“The Witchfinders”)

It was the performance of Alan Cumming in the role that made this so wonderfully arch, and the script ticked off all of the appropriate touchstones for the King.  (Adaptation of the Bible, obsession with witches, sense of abandonment by his parents.) Cumming let slip that he was playing the role before the season even began but also that it was to be a recurring role.  (As I write this, that episode only just aired a few days ago.  There are only two episodes left and I’m not sure there will be some sort of big season ender plot that might bring him back in. Not that it was a season ender but I’m thinking of “A Good Man Goes To War” which brought back the historical Captain Avery and his son Toby among other characters.)  At any rate, I hope he does come back for another episode someday.

WORST HISTORICAL CHARACTER
Elvis Presley, ‘Legends of Tomorrow’

It always depends on the casting of an historical character to maintain the illusion, followed by the writing and the performance.  The actor playing The King is probably talented and he did the best he could, but he was hobbled by the fact that there is so much video, and movies, and photographs of Elvis.  It was a lost cause.
 
BEST HISTORICAL CHARACTER REVISION 
Police Commissioner Theodore Roosevelt, ‘The Alienist’
The revision was all off-camera, as originally the role was to be played by Sean Astin. But the schlep from the USA to Hungary and back again (because he was also filming ‘Stranger Things 2’) proved to be too much.  And perhaps it might have been too hard to shake off the knowledge of the actor’s identity.  The role is now played by Brian Geraghty, future TV Crossover Hall of Famer (for the Dick Wolf ‘Chicago’ franchise.)  As always, discrepancies between his physical appearance and those of other actors who have played Teddy in the past can be attributed to the points of view of other characters.

BEST UNSEEN HISTORICAL CHARACTER REVISION
Alexander Hamilton, ‘Legends of Tomorrow’ – “No Country For Old Dads”
In the timeline in which the episode was taking place, the Director of the Time Commission was on his way to stop Alexander Hamilton from seeing “Hamilton: The Musical”.  But he was murdered by Gorilla Grodd before he could prevent the temporal aberration.  So there you go, Fanficcers!  A chance to imagine what happened after Hamilton saw “Hamilton”….

BEST CHARACTER ADAPTATION
Happy, ‘Happy!’

Happy is an alien creature, not just a figment of Hailey’s imagination.  Imaginary friends have now been seen as being actually alive, thanks to their appearance in other shows like ‘Supernatural’ and ‘Moone Boy’.  At least three people in the series could actually see the Unicorn Donkey. 

BEST NEW ALIEN CHARACTER
Solitract, ‘Doctor Who’

The Doctor always believed Solitract was a bedtime story concoction by her favorite of her seven grannies, Number 5.  But it was real, a living, intelligent, and sadly lonely universe that wanted to be part of the main universe.  This was so novel for TV sci-fi.  It’s a concept that would be usually found in pulp fiction of the 30s, in the novels of Heinlein, Asimov, and Arthur C. Clarke.  (Also in the “Adam Warlock” comic books.)
 
BEST NEW CHILD CHARACTER
Hailey Hansen, ‘Happy!’
Faced with a nightmare situation, even if it was all pretend from the perspective of Bryce Lorenzo and the rest of the crew, she made Hailey’s terror real for us

BEST NEW PUPPET CHARACTER
Bobo, ‘Saturday Night Live’

 
I’m probably a bad man, a very bad man, for choosing Bobo over the new uplifting Muppet who is autistic.  But what can I say?  It was funny!
 
BEST LEAGUE OF THEMSELVES APPEARANCE
John Noble seen in ‘Legends of Tomorrow’
The Legends needed a voice that sounded like the demon Mallus and actor John Noble’s was deemed as close to possible.  So the team visited him back when he was acting in the third “Lord Of The Rings” movie.  (Outside the Box, Noble should sound like Mallus – he was providing the voice for the demon!)
  
BEST LEAGUE OF THEMSELVES APPEARANCE IN SKITLANDIA
Natalie Portman, ‘Saturday Night Live’
When she returned to host the show, she was able to revive her rap video persona with “Natalie’s Rap 2”.  She proved to be one bad mother-#  SHUT YO’ MOUTH!  Hey, I’m just talking ‘bout Natalie!
 
BEST LEAGUE OF THEMSELVES APPEARANCE IN A COMMERCIAL
Dennis Quaid, ‘eSurance’

This could have been like any celebrity spokesman role, but the writing and Quaid’s meta-sardonic delivery made it so much more.  In fact, the way he is able to phase into people’s lives is reminiscent of Rod Serling’s various narrations for ‘The Twilight Zone’.  I think the televersion of Dennis Quaid could be a powerful telecognizant serlinguist. 
 
BEST CHARACTER RETURN SPECIAL AWARD
Caprice Caputowitz Feldman Morton, ‘Murphy Brown’

Bette Midler returned as the worst secretary Murphy ever had.  Only now, she returned as the major stockholder in the cable company Murphy now works for. 
 
BEST CHARACTER RETURN
Drama:
DA Jack McCoy of ‘Law & Order’ to ‘Law & Order: SVU’

He had not been seen on either the mothership of the franchise or in ‘SVU’ since 2010.  He’s still serving as the District Attorney of New York City.  He was seen here to deliver the eulogy for Ben Stone’s funeral.  (McCoy is seen here with future Hall of Famers Detective Olivia Benson and Peter Stone.  Stone also won a 2018 Toobits Award today.)

Sitcom:
Jim Dial, ‘Murphy Brown’

When the show returned, there were some cast members I knew would never return and that’s because the actors who played them had died – Pat Corley, Garry Marshall, the guy who played the cameraman.  But I was sorry that Charles Kimbrough opted out of returning full-time to the show as the FYI senior anchorman.  However, his three appearances have been most welcome and probably for the best by being sporadic since the format of their TV show within the TV show had changed.  Jim is seen here with fellow Toobits 2018 winner Katie Couric.

BEST CHARACTER RETURN IN A COMMERCIAL
The Spirit of Mayhem, All-State Insurance

As his New Year resolution, Mayhem decided to be a force for good.  In three commercials I saw on New Year’s Day during the Syfy ‘Twilight Zone’ marathon, Mayhem served as a tennis ball hanging in the garage so that you didn’t pull in too far; as a lightning rod on top of the house; and as a road flare to help you avoid a traffic accident.  (As I write this on January 1st, I think we all know it won’t be long before Mayhem reverts to his destructive ways.  You can tell he misses his former life.  UPDATE – I was right!  By January 12th, 2018, he had gone back to his old ways.)
 
BEST CHARACTER RETURN ONLINE
Frank Underwood (‘House of Cards’) "Let Me Be Frank"

At least it gave us something to talk about at the year’s end.  (See the video in a previous post.)
 
BEST LEAGUE OF THEMSELVES RETURN:
Katie Couric, ‘Murphy Brown’
The newswoman was at Jim Dial’s award ceremony in “A Lifetime of Achievement” this year.  Couric last appeared on the show in 1992’s “A Chance of Shower” when she attended Murphy’s baby shower.
 
BEST NEW ALIENS
The Vajarians, ‘Doctor Who’
Even though there were echoes of the Weeping Angels in being some of the oldest assassins in the universe, the Vajarians were made more interesting by changing their ways to become witnesses to the deaths of those who were alone.

WORST NEW ALIEN
The Pting, ‘Doctor Who’

Blerg.  Cross Matter Eater Lad with a troll doll and make it look cute. 
 
BEST NEW ALIEN VILLAIN
“Tim Shaw” (Real name: Tzim-Sha) of the war-like Stenza.  

They were mentioned several other times in later episodes and I think we’ll be seeing them again before the season is over.  What made him memorable was his habit of removing the teeth of those he had killed and embedding them into his face.
 
BEST NEW MALE VILLAIN
Dr. Donovan Benanti, ‘Bull’

Full disclosure – I know the actor.  When I lived in New York City, CJ Wilson was my upstairs neighbor.  So that is definitely clouding my appraisal.  But it’s only January as I write this so somebody could come along and overwhelm my prejudices.  (Update – guess not.)

BEST HISTORICAL VILLAIN
Blackbeard the Pirate, ‘Legends of Tomorrow’

They made the dread pirate a coward and still didn’t violate how History played out in the real world.  (Most of what we know of the character of Edward Teach is probably based on hearsay anyway.)
 
BEST NEW FEMALE VILLAIN
Barbara Beaumont, ‘The X-Files’

She was a sitcom star of 1967 with her own show, ‘The Barbara Beaumont Show’.  Born in 1933, she still looked young because of her ingestion of human organs in smoothie form.
 
BEST EXIT FOR A CHARACTER
TOOBWORLD
ADA Raphael Barba, ‘Law & Order: Special Victims Unit’
Despite the risks he knew he would be taking with his career and his personal freedom, Barba pulled the plug himself on a baby who was just a lump of living flesh.  Dick Wolf promises that Barba may yet come back to the series at some point in the future, but probably not as a regular.
 
BEST DEATH SCENE
Philip Stroh, ‘Major Crimes’
How great was it to see Rusty blow away his tormenter after it looked like he was surrendering to Lt. Louie Provenza?  Stroh was definitely not a character you wanted to be still alive in the greater Toobworld realm.

SADDEST DEATH SCENE
Dilton Dilbert, ‘Murdoch Mysteries’

The efficiency expert of Toronto was crushed by a car against a trolley and only the continued pinning by the vehicles kept Mr. Dilbert alive.  This gave him time to make his goodbyes, give instructions for affairs at the office, and to declare his love to his assistant.  We had seen Dilbert in an earlier episode in which Inspector Brackenreid had to work for him in soul-crushing bureaucracy, (in which the administrator thrived.)  He was a bit of a tool when we first met him, but in death he showed us that every man has worth.

WORST (GRISLIEST) DEATH SCENE
Sheila Barrone, 'Midnight, Texas'

Sheila was a stranger to Midnight and came there just in time to "give birth" to her daughter Mary.  If that's what you'd want to call it.  The baby was a were-tiger and it burst right out of her mother's stomach. 

MOST SURPRISING DEATH SCENE
Captain Sharon Raydor, ‘Major Crimes’
Mary McDonnell’s character died of heart failure surprisingly with about a handful of episodes left in the series’ run.  The showrunner didn’t want her to be tied to the sinking of the series to enforced cancellation.  But she was sorely missed and her absence was felt by all in the squad.  (It was at the end of 2017 but I’m including it here because her presence was still felt in the final episode.

FIRST MAJOR TV CHARACTER TO DIE
January 5 – On ‘Coronation Street’, Luke Britton died in a car explosion which was caused by Pat Phelan.  (I’m surprised they didn’t have a death on New Year’s Day.  The Brit soaps are good for that.) 

BEST NEW CHARACTER NAME
Dr. Dylan Reinhart, Instinct’

I wrote earlier about my disappointment in Alan Cummings’ character, but I have to say he has an incredible name.  I would even say it borders on brilliance in summing up the essence of the character.

BEST NEW CHARACTER NAME ORIGIN THEORY
Dr. Adam Louden played by Timothy Busfield in ‘Designated Survivor’
I have to wonder if the Doctor’s name was an in-joke?  Adam Louden – “Adam” could be a reference to the actor who played another psychiatrist who had to counsel the President in another TV dimension, Adam Arkin.  As for “Louden”, it could be a tip of the hat to the dream character Dick Louden, the stand-in for psychologist Dr. Bob Hartley.  Both were played by Bob Newhart in the extended dream sequence that was ‘Newhart’.
 
BEST NEW ALIAS
“Reggie Something” from ‘The X-Files’ – “The Lost Art Of Forehead Sweat”

When Reggie only knew that his name was “Reggie…. Something”, Mulder started calling him that.  It even got incorporated in the “fake” show credits.  I wish “Reggie Something” could have been integrated into the episode title.    

Still more to come!