Saturday, August 9, 2008

TODAY'S TWD: NOAM IF YOU GOT 'EM

In the fourth episode of 'Generation Kill' ("Combat Jack"), Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert was seen reading a book by Noam Chomsky. Chomsky is seen by some as a radical thinker, perhaps even an anarchist, and Brad's choice of reading material might have been frowned upon by his superiors if they knew (probably out of fear that it would "contaminate" his fellow troops). But I think there never would have been a problem that any of the others might be interested, so long as there were no tittie pictures in the tome.

Based on the look of the cover, I think he was reading "What Uncle Sam Really Wants". It's a short work, only about 100 pages, but its focus on U.S. intervention around the world serves as the perfect mirror to what is going on in Iraq. In it, Chomsky states that the corporations drive American domestic and foreign policy, and what better proof do you have than Haliburton and the oil companies?

Here are a few snippets from the chapter "The Threat Of A Good Example", and you can see how it could be applied to the American presence in Iraq:

No country is exempt from U.S. intervention, no matter how unimportant. In fact, it's the weakest, poorest countries that often arouse the greatest hysteria.

There's a reason for that. The weaker and poorer a country is, the more dangerous it is as an example. If a tiny, poor country like Grenada can succeed in bringing about a better life for its people, some other place that has more resources will ask, "why not us?"

[W]hat the US wants is "stability," meaning security for the "upper classes and large foreign enterprises." If that can be achieved with formal democratic devices, OK. If not, the "threat to stability" posed by a good example has to be destroyed before the virus infects others. That's why even the tiniest speck poses such a threat, and may have to be crushed.

Dangerous stuff for the Iceman to be reading....

BCnU!
Toby O'B

THE HAT SQUAD: BERNIE MAC

Comedian and actor Bernie Mac died today, due to complications from pneumonia. There had been assurances that he was getting better while he had been in the hospital this last week or so, but I guess the illness proved to be stronger than anyone expected. I don't know if his condition of sarcoidosis had any effect - it's a tissue inflammation disease and perhaps this weakened him enough for the pneumonia to gain control.

Bernie Mac made some high-profile movies, especially a remake of "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner", in which the races were reversed, and the "Ocean's Eleven" franchise. But he'll be best known for playing a role that was quite close to being his purest televersion representative in Toobworld - that of Uncle Bernie McCullough in 'The Bernie Mac Show'

In real life, Bernie was helping to raise his nieces and nephews because of his sister's hard times, and that situation proved to be a gold mine for inspiration in his sitcom life. (Without the feel of exploitation that could have easily happened.)

I think the show could have kept going for another year or two, had it not been for meddling by the network. But that's just the opinion of an outsider looking in.He was supposed to begin work on a new sitcom called 'Starting Under', in which he was to play a recently divorced man who moves in with his 20-something son. Ken Davitian from the "Borat" phenom was to be one of the co-stars.

Here are the other roles Bernie Mac contributed to Toobworld:

STARRING ROLE

"The Bernie Mac Show" .... Bernie 'Mac' McCullough
(103 episodes, 2001-2006)

TV MOVIES
Honor Deferred (2006) (TV) .... Host

Don King: Only in America (1997) (TV) .... Bendini Brown

THE TOONIVERSE
"King of the Hill" .... Mack
- Racist Dawg (2003)

RECURRING ROLES
"Moesha" .... Uncle Bernie

GUEST APPEARANCE
"The Wayans Bros." .... Shank
- I Do... (1997)

It is a scant list, but 'The Bernie Mac Show' makes his contributions all the more important. His role as the TV Universe Bernie Mac was ranked among the top 50 TV Dads of all time. Probably Number One if it came to Tough Love Dads.....

Rest in peace, Bernie Mac.

BCnU.....
Toby O'B

TOOBWORLD DOESN'T CARRY A TORCH

Just so's ya know....

There are no plans to do any sort of coverage of the Olympics here at Inner Toob, as I don't plan to watch one single minute of it. In my mind, the Olympics are now lumped in with the so-called reality shows... especially with the way they're packaged for NBC. So weird to go into work Friday night knowing that the opening ceremonies were being televised when a picture from the event was on the front page of the New York Times Friday morning!

But I will allow myself one escape clause - if one of the many dramas or sitcoms that are airing over the summer somehow ties into these specific games, then I will probably address that aspect. I'm thinking 'The Middleman' might be a good choice, but that's on ABC Family. This might be something more along the lines of NBC/Universal shows like 'Monk' or 'Psych'.

But it would have to be specific to the Chinese games. I don't know if it's the politics or the over-hype but I'm so tired of Olympic TV coverage.

Besides, I'm going on vacation for two weeks. I think I can find better ways to occupy my time!

(Don't worry, I'll keep my hand in at least once per day with a TWD news item each day.)

BCnU!
Toby O'B

Friday, August 8, 2008

TODAY'S HEADLINE: THE TOOBWORLD TRANSLATION

Senator Robert McCallister - 'Brothers & Sisters'
Edie Britt - 'Desperate Housewives'
The National Inquisitor - many TV shows

ABC really should consider cashing in and running with this crossover. It would be a ratings bonanza! They would own Sunday night.

Hey, it's a business.......

BCnU!
Toby O'B

SANTA BARBARA STASHWICK

Within about one week's time, Todd Stashwick appeared in episodes of two different shows - as Gus's boss, Mr. Ogletree in "Ghosts" on 'Psych', and as the evil Mr. White in 'The Middleman' adventure classified as "The Flying Fish Zombification".

Stashwick is probably best known as Dale Malloy, the murderous head of the Travellers' clan on 'The Riches'. But I don't think that role comes into play here at all. However, I think these two roles can be linked to each other; that in fact, Mr. Ogletree and Mr. White are one and the same.

One thing that should be remembered, and which I pointed out in the look at Chris Gauthier's roles on 'Eureka' and 'Psych' ("Earlie Eureka"), this season's episodes of 'Psych' are all taking place earlier this year. And they will continue to do so as long as Cybill Shepherd is hanging around Santa Barbara as "Shawnie" Spencer's mom, Madeline. That's because she showed up on Henry Spencer's doorstep in the season finale back in February, and I don't think that five months have passed since she arrived.

So let's say during that span of time, Ogletree either loses his job at the pharmaceutical sales company or he leaves because of a new venture. What if that venture turned out the marketing of !!!!!, the "pep drink" made from venom of the Peruvian Flying Pike? He would have known that his plans were illegal, so he decided to operate under an alias (and an obvious one at that ): Mr. White. (He might be a fan of "Reservoir Dogs".)

The deciding factor will ultimately be whether or not the role of Ogletree ever shows up on 'Psych' again. Because then this whole theory could turn to bleep. Sooner or later, 'Psych' will do some sort of adjustment to their timeline so that the episodes are being broadcast around the same time as when they're supposed to be happening - with or without Madeline still hanging around town.

BCnU!
Toby O'B

TODAY'S TWD: THE EUREKA MUSEUM

While de-zonking the "Bad To The Drone" episode of 'Eureka', I made these two comments:

"So Jack would have known about the "War Of The Worlds" battle back in the mid-1950s and probably even saw archival footage of their spacecraft. For alls I know, he may have even seen one of their pods on display in Eureka somewhere!"

"Even so, Zoe would have known of their existence and what they looked like. As with the "Martian" spaceships, she might have even seen a de-activated Cylon robot there in Eureka. Probably during a field trip to Global Dynamics."

As it turns out, Eureka does have a museum; or rather, they did. New GD chairman Eva Thorne ordered it shut down to save money. But it turns out she had an ulterior motive - she let herself in to find out the secrets of Eureka for herself, including that a nuclear explosion occurred outside the town limits back in 1938, nearly ten years before the first officially recognized explosions.

And based on how the mushroom cloud turned purple - even in a black and white film! - I'd have to guess it has something to do with that vial of liquid she had in the season premiere....

As I mentioned before, I wouldn't be surprised if Thorne sold off the assets of the Eureka museum to the highest bidder. And that Henry Van Statten would fill that role (as seen in the 'Doctor Who' episode "Dalek", set in 2012).

BCnU!
Toby O'B

Thursday, August 7, 2008

EARLIE IN EUREKA

In the town of 'Eureka' (which is probably in Oregon), Vincent is the manager and chef at Cafe Diem which has a walk-in refrigerator with TARDIS-like properties. (It's bigger on the inside.)

But Vincent didn't grow up in Eureka. He was brought there because of his scientific prowess with food, to live among the other geniuses. Originally, he's from Santa Barbara, California, where he went to high school with Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster of the 'Psych' Detective Agency.

In the episode "Murder?... Anyone....? Anyone....? Bueller...?", Vincent was seen hanging out in the hallway with the others who were still considered cast-offs by those former classmates who still thought they were cool. However, he's listed in the credits as "Earlie", which could either be Vincent's last name, or a nickname he was given in high school.

Vincent can afford to give away food at the Cafe Diem, even though Eva Thorne (new chairman at Global Dynamics) wants it stopped. That's because, while on a vacation in New York City, bales of money suddenly fell out of the sky and Vincent - screaming "MONEY!" quickly grabbed one for himself. (This was seen in a very funny blipvert for the New York Lottery. Hey, you never know.....)

BCnU!
Toby O'B

PS
They should hire Dan Byrd of 'Aliens In America' to play Vincent's younger brother!

PRODUCT UNBECOMING: DEGREE ABSOLUTE 2

For the second week in a row, 'Eureka' had blatant product placement for Degree Deoderant within the episode. This time, Zane Donovan had designed work jumpsuits with the Degree logo appearing as holograms across the backs.

There doesn't seem to be an end in sight for these embedded blipverts for Degree; at least not until they have an entire episode dedicated to their product. Don't laugh; it's supposed to happen at some point this season!

Of course, Degree will be cast in a good light in that episode. But I'd like to see the deoderant cause human underarms to transform into breeding grounds for aliens (a la the Adipose of 'Doctor Who')!

Now THAT would be brilliant. FanTASTic! A nightmare for the folks at Sterling-Cooper and McMann & Tate!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

TODAY'S TWD: WHERE WERE YOU IN '62?

While looking into that 1962 plane crash of American Airlines Flight 1 into Jamaica Bay, I found a list of all the planes crashes for that year. There were a LOT of them!

Maybe I just don't notice all of the plane crashes during any given year; so maybe this is normal. Especially it being on a global basis. Perhaps the standards of operations weren't as top-notch as they might be today, so that there were plenty of mechanical problems back then that just weren't taken care of properly before these planes took off.

Still, even being as conpiratorially-minded as I am, this is a LONG list of plane crashes for one calendar year!

Each listing is of the date, the location, and the airline involved.....

1962
13 Jan 1962

Near Tippi, Ethiopia
Ethiopian Airlines

22 Jan 1962
Caranavi ,Bolivia
Corporacion Boliviano de Fomento

27 Jan 1962
Batataevka, USSR
Aeroflot


04 Feb 1962
Near Tino Maria, Peru
Faucett

25 Feb 1962
Portlamar, Margarita Island, Venezuela
Avensa


25 Feb 1962
Municipio de Marulanda, Colombia
Avianca

01 Mar 1962
Jamaica Bay, New York, New York
American Airlines


04 Mar 1962
Douala, Cameroon
Caledonian Airways


06 Mar 1962
Near Seymour, South Africa
South African Airways


08 Mar 1962
Mt. Medetsiz, Turkey
Turkish Airlines (THY)


08 Mar 1962
Rome, Italy
Societa Aerea Mediterranea


08 Mar 1962
Near Alencon, France
Military - U.S. Air Force


15 Mar 1962
Adak, Alaska
Flying Tiger Line


15 Mar 1962
Western Pacific Ocean, Philippine Sea
Flying Tiger Line


20 Mar 1962
Algeria
Military - French Air Force


27 Mar 1962
Santiago de Cuba, Cuba
Cubana de Aviacion


06 Apr 1962
Near Villavicencio, Colombia
Military - Colombian Air Force


22 Apr 1962
Serrania del Baudo, Colombia0A
AVISPA


06 May 1962
Near Portsmouth, England
East Anglian Flying Services


08 May 1962
Near Mong Pa Liao, Burma
Military - Union of Burma Air Force


09 May 1962
Vitoria, Brazil
Cruzeiro


12 May 1962
Godthaab, Greenland
East Provincial Airways Consolidated


15 May 1962
Near Cairo, Egypt
United Arab Airlines


17 May 1962
Near Nairobi, Kenya
Military - U.S. Air Force


22 May 1962
Near Markt Schwaben, West Germany
Military - U.S. Navy


22 May 1962
Near Unionville, Missouri
Continental Airlines


03 Jun 1962
Villeneuve-le-Roi, Val-de-Marne, France
Air France

04 Jun 1962
Sofia, Bulgaria
Aeroflot


22 Jun 1962
Basse-Terre, Guadaloupe, West Indies
Air France


28 Jun 1962
Near Adler, Russia
Aeroflot


30 Jun 1962
Near Krasnoyarsk, USSR
Aeroflot

06 Jul 1962
Near Tashkent, Uzbekistan, USSR
Aeroflot


07 Jul 1962
Near Junnar, Maharashtra, India
Alitalia


09 Jul 1962
Off Brindisi, Italy
Trans Mediterranean Airways


15 Jul 1962
Near Lahore, Pakistan
Indian Airlines


16 Jul 1962
Loheshyphn, India
Kalinga Airlines


19 Jul 1962
Near Bangkok, Thailand
United Arab Airlines


22 Jul 1962
Honolulu, Hawaii
Canadian Pacific Air Lines


28 Jul 1962
Sochi, Russia
Aeroflot

30 Jul 1962
Coulommiers, France
Air France


01 Aug 1962
Near Kathmandu, Nepal
Royal Nepal Airlines


20 Aug 1962
Rio de Janerio, Brazil
Panair do Brazil


23 Aug 1962
Berranca Bermeja, Colombia
Taxader Airlines


24 Aug 1962
Cerro Puena Paz, Peru
Faucett

02 Sep 1962
Near Khabarovsk, USSR
Aeroflot


03 Sep 1962
Yanoyaki, Japan
Military - Japan Maritime Self Defense Force


04 Sep 1962
Near Lake Milton, Ohio
Private - Ashland Oil Company


10 Sep 1962
Brno, Czechoslovakia
Ceskoslovenske Aerolinie


10 Sep 1962
Near Milan, Washington
Military - U.S. Air Force


10 Sep 1962
Near Alcoche, Bolivia
Aerolineas Abaroa


21 Sep 1962
Sela, India
Kalinga Airlines


23 Sep 1962
North Atlantic Ocean
Flying Tiger Line


10 Oct 1962
Spt-Îles, Quebec, Canada
Trans Canada Air Lines


12 Oct 1962
Manila, Philippines
Philippine Air Lines


12 Oct 1962
Near Camona, Spain
Iberia Airlines


19 Oct 1962
Windsor Locks, Connecticut
Allegheny Airlines


25 Oct 1962
Near Mosco w, Russia
Aeroflot


10 Nov 1962
Near Tourane, South Vietnam
Air Vietnam (South Vietnam)


19 Nov 1962
Near Nagoya, Japan
All Nippon Airways


23 Nov 1962
Ellicott, Maryland
United Air Lines


23 Nov 1962
Sao Tomé & Principe
Military - Portuguese Air Force


23 Nov 1962
Le Bourget, France
Malev Hungarian Airlines 2


6 Nov 1962
Paraibuna, Brazil
VASP / Private


27 Nov 1962
Lima, Peru
Varig


30 Nov 1962
New York, New York
Eastern Air Lines


06 Dec 1962
Barranca Bermeja, Colombia
Taxader Airlines


14 Dec 1962
Near Manaus, Brazil
Panair do Brasil


14 Dec 1962
Burbank, California
Flying Tiger Line


19 Dec 1962
Warsaw, Poland
LOT Polish Airlines


20 Dec 1962
Kadena AB, Okinawa
Military - U.S. Air Force


22 Dec 1962
Near Brasilia, Brazil
Varig


28 Dec 1962
Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Carvair


29 Dec 1962
Monte Renosa, Corsica, France
Air Nautic


An awful lot of Douglas aircraft were involved in those crashes, but there were plenty of different types of aircraft represented. It was a Boeing that went down in Jamaica Bay with Pete Campbell's father on board in 'Mad Men'.

BCnU!
Toby O'B

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

THE HAT SQUAD: HUGH LLOYD

From the BBC Online:

After years working in theatre, actor Hugh Lloyd made his first TV appearance in 1957, becoming a regular on 'Hancock's Half Hour'. He went on to co-star with Terry Scott in 'Hugh and I' and appeared alongside Peggy Mount in 'Lollipop Loves Mr Mole'. He was much in demand as a character actor with roles in a number of stage and TV plays. He also appeared in films as diverse as "Mary Queen of Scots" and "Quadrophenia".

Mr Lloyd, 85, died at his home in Worthing on July 14 after suffering shortness of breath.

Mourners at his memorial service wore blue and white to pay their last respects to the popular actor. (The color co-ordination was to mark the star of stage and screen’s passion for Chester City Football Club.)

Here's how Hugh Lloyd made his mark in Toobworld:

STARRING ROLES
"A Many Splintered Thing" (2000) .... Dad

"And There's More" (1985)

"The Clairvoyant" (1984) .... Burma

"Jury" (1983) .... Gerald Sadler

"Lord Tramp" (1977) .... Hughie Wagstaff

"Till Death Us Do Part" (1965) .... Wally Carey

"Lollipop Loves Mr Mole" (1971 - 1972) .... Reg Robinson (Mr. Mole)

"Birds in the Bush" (1972) .... Hugh

"The Gnomes of Dulwich" (1969) .... Small

"Hugh and I Spy" (1968) .... Hugh

"Hugh and I" .... Hugh (1962 - 1968)

"The Days of Vengeance" (1960) .... Charlie

"Hancock's Half Hour" (1957 - 1960)

RECURRING ROLES
"You Rang, M'Lord?" .... Selfridge
- The Truth Revealed (1993)
- Come to the Ball (1993)
- A Day in the Country (1991)

"In Sickness and in Health" .... Mr. Carey
- Episode #5.10 (1990)
- Christmas Special (1985)

GUEST STARRING ROLES
"My Family"
- The Art of Being Susan (2006) .... Martin
- Misery (2002) .... Gerald

"Doc Martin" .... Vernon Cooke
- Aromatherapy (2005)

"Foyle's War" .... Frank Watson
- Eagle Day (2002)

"My Hero" .... Santa
- My Hero Christmas

"Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)" .... Seth
- A Man of Substance (2000)

"Oh, Doctor Beeching!" .... Ernie Bennett
- Action Stations (1997)

"Heartbeat" .... Archie Birley
- Pig in the Middle (1997)

"Blue Heaven" .... Cleaner
- Episode #1.6 (1994)

"Boon" .... George Jenkins
- Trial and Error (1991)

"Woof!" .... Mr. Potts
- The Adoption (1990)

"Ruth Rendell Mysteries" .... Ralph Robson
- The Veiled One (1989)

"Victoria Wood" .... Jim Mottershed
- Over to Pam (1989)

"Doctor Who" .... Goronwy
- Delta and the Bannermen: Part 3 (1987) TV episode .... Gorowny
- Delta and the Bannermen: Part 2 (1987) TV episode .... Goronwy

"Victoria Wood: As Seen on TV" .... Billy
- Episode #2.3 (1986)

"C.A.T.S. Eyes" .... Charlie Hawkins
- Something Nasty Down Below (1985)

"That's My Boy" .... Jim Barnes
- Unfair Dismissal (1984)

"Last of the Summer Wine" .... Alex
- The Waist Land (1983)

"Objects of Affection" .... Dad
- Say Something Happened (1982)

"Can We Get on Now, Please?" .... Sidney Chattle
- Variations in Two Flats (1980)

"BBC2 Play of the Week" .... Mr. Dodsworth
- A Visit from Miss Protheroe (1978)

"Z Cars" .... Charlie Turner
- The Lady and the Gentleman (1973)

"A Slight Case of..."
- Exposure (1965) TV episode

"Benny Hill" .... Harry Smith
- The Constant Viewer (1962)

"Comedy Playhouse" .... First Patient
- Visiting Day (1962)

"Hancock" (1961)
- The Blood Donor (1961)
- The Lift (1961) .... Lift Assistant
- The Bowmans (1961) .... Florist

"Sykes and A..." (1960-1961)
- Sykes and a Fancy Dress (1961)
- Sykes and a Cheque Book (1960)
- Sykes and an Egg (1960)

MINI-SERIES
"Oliver Twist" (1999) .... Elderly Vicar

TV MOVIES
Looking for Victoria (2003) (TV) .... Randall Davidson, Duke of Windsor

Great Expectations (1999) (TV) .... The Aged P

Alice in Wonderland (1999) (TV) .... Fishface Footman/Waiter

Cider with Rosie (1998) (TV) .... Joseph Brown

She's Been Away (1989) (TV) .... George

Me! I'm Afraid of Virginia Woolf (1978) (TV) .... Mr. Dodds

BCnU....
Toby O'B