Saturday, January 2, 2016

TVXOHOF - A LOOK BACK AT 2015





2015 is over and so ends the "British Invasion" theme for last year's inductions into the Television Crossover Hall Of Fame.  Every month we inducted a British TV character or member of the League of Themselves into the Hall, with so many left over that could have been considered.  Perhaps we might do it again, should a special occasion in the timeline of the real world gives us a good reason.

But they weren't the only new members for 2015.  We had several tributes added, mostly in memory of actors who had passed away - Leonard Nimoy and Dick Van Patten as themselves and Al Floss in remembrance of Alex Rocco, for example - or in celebration of milestone birthdays - Bette Midler at 70, Robert Conrad at 80, and Old Blue Eyes on what would have been his 100th.

So here is a rundown of the newest members of the TVXOHOF, Class of 2015......

THE BRITISH INVASION
JANUARY - Alf Garnett
FEBRUARY - Dr. Martha Jones
MARCH - Det. George Bulman
APRIL - Wilburforce Humphries
MAY - Agent Peggy Carter
JUNE - DSI Charlie Barlow & DS John Watt
BIRTHDAY HONORS - The Constable (Frank Jarvis)
JULY - Harry Palmer
AUGUST - Phileas Fogg
SEPTEMBER - Sidney Newman
OCTOBER - Mr. Stabs
NOVEMBER - Princess Diana
DECEMBER - John "Steed" (Sir John Raleigh)
CHRISTMAS - Ebenezer Scrooge
TRIBUTES - Robert Conrad
      Leonard Nimoy
      Dick Van Patten
      Al Floss
      Frank Gifford Yogi Berra
      Bette Midler
      Frank Sinatra

Friday, January 1, 2016

THE WHO'S ON FIRST BLOGATHON FINALE


Well, that's it for another year's "Who's On First?" blogAthon.  I hope you enjoyed it.

I'll leave you with this link to someone's idea of the perfect ending to 'Doctor Who'.  I'll leave it to you to decide if it could work......

THE PERFECT ENDING FOR 'DOCTOR WHO'?

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THE RETURN OF MONDAS


I wrote a very extensive piece about the lost planet of Mondas back in 2009, using only the 'Doctor Who' story "The Tenth Planet" for the basic information... information... information.

Here is all the pertinent information from the TARDIS Data Core Wiki, minus my own musings:

Mondas was the twin planet of Earth and original homeworld of the Cybermen. In ancient times, it was dislodged from its old position out into space when the Moon was formed.
 
Originally, Earth and Mondas occupied the same orbit in the solar system. It was stated that "Mondas" was another name for Earth in one of the ancient languages.
 
Mondas left that orbit and drifted on a journey to "the edge of space", (TV: The Tenth Planet) caused by the sudden arrival of a moon between Earth and Mondas. This upset the gravitational equilibrium of Mondas, causing it to escape its orbit.
Their only recourse now was to use Mondas' last remaining energy to return to the Earth's orbit and plunder her energy. (TV: The Tenth Planet)

In December 1986, the Cybermen invaded Antarctica while Mondas drew closer, draining Earth's energy to replace and supplement its own. However, the energy absorbed was too much, and Mondas disintegrated. The destruction of Mondas destroyed all of the Cybermen on Mondas and also killed all of the Cybermen on Earth, who were dependent upon Mondas for energy. As the planet plundered Earth's energy, the First Doctor's life-force was caught up in the maelstrom, triggering his regeneration into his second incarnation. (TV: The Tenth Planet)

Those who consider the audio dramas, the prose stories and the comics to be canon will notice that I didn't accept any of their additions to the Mondas mythos.  I can only use what is played out on our TV screens.  After that I can apply my Toobworld Dynamic logic to smooth out any discrepancies that might arise.
 
After all, Toobworld is my sandbox........
 



So, near the end of November, but probably early December, I found this image on Facebook.  For me, it evoked my claim that Mondas was the planet where one would find the continent of Westeros from 'Game Of Thrones'.  I can't work George R.R. Martin's epic fantasy into the back history of Earth Prime-Time, but it works so well as being part of Mondas.  And other TV shows have had episodes which help buttress that claim.
 
So I can see this being a picture of the Cyber-Controller pondering the return of Mondas to the Sol System in 1986.....
 
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TIME LORD JOHN MARBURY




The late Roger Rees would have made for an excellent Doctor, even if the tendency was to cast him as a villain.  

It never happened, but I could always employ a bit o' wish-craft and make the claim that he did play the Doctor in another TV dimension.

So why not claim that Lord John Marbury in the 'West Wing' dimension was actually the Doctor?  Somehow President Bartlet knew who he really was, perhaps based on Marbury's experiences in dealing with the India and Pakistan disputes.  (There may have been a Vespiform involved in that as well.....)

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WHO VIDEO - THE MINIONS HAVE THE PHONE BOX


I haven't watched this.  I hate Minions....



DAVID TENNANT & MATT SMITH - "THE BURNING QUESTIONS"




DOUBLE VISION - THE GREAT INTELLIGENCE VISITED DOWNTON ABBEY?


Back in February, I posted a tribute to the dogs of 'Downton Abbey' - mostly about Isis, but also her (possible) father, Pharaoh. And in it, I suggested that Pharaoh - of a breed that wouldn't exist for another forty years at least - had been a gift to the family from the Time Lord known as the Doctor. I further suggested that the Doctor made the gift as a thank you to the previous Lord Grantham, the late husband of the Dowager Countess Violet. I thought perhaps the Doctor owed Lord Grantham for his help in dealing with a crisis that struck that area of Yorkshire in the late 1890s.

And I think that crisis was the Doctor's next encounter with the Great Intelligence.


Why do I think this? Because I think the Great Intelligence sought revenge against the Crawley family in 1924.


That was the year in which supposed art historian Simon Bricker visited Downton Abbey under the pretense of studying the Della Francesca painting in the Crawley family collection. Bricker looked exactly like Dr. Walter Simeon who had been working with the Great Intelligence up until 1892. At that point, Dr. Simeon died and the Great Intelligence took over his human acolyte's physical appearance.


I think this is who showed up at the Abbey: the Great Intelligence going by the name of Simon Bricker instead of Walter Simeon. But his powers must have been greatly diminished since he was "easily" bested by Robert Crawley who nearly throttled him for trying to initiate carnal relations with Lady Cora, Lord Grantham's wife.

(A side note: Another alien from the expanded 'Doctor Who' universe also copied her human form from someone from the Crawley family - Ms. Wormwood took on the appearance of Lady Rosamund Painswick, Lord Grantham's sister.....)



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THE DOCTOR & THE KING OF HEARTS


There is a fantastic website called Recycled Movie Costumes which tracks the many uses for costumes in a variety of movie and TV show productions.

They also have a Tumblr account where they recently (by which I mean January, 2015) posted these two photos:


(If you want to read their story behind the re-use of the costume, then click HERE.)

But as you’ve probably figured out, that simply wasn’t good enough for the Toobworld Dynamic. Within the “reality” of Earth Prime-Time where did the Doctor get that King of Hearts costume?

From the same place Dennis Price did when he appeared in that 1972 movie - from the “Alice In Wonderland” costume warehouse.

I’ve never gone into detail about the status of “Alice In Wonderland” in the Toobworld Dynamic, but these are the basics: Lewis Carroll, under his real name of Reverend Dodgson, was part of an expedition to the dimension of “Wonderland”. But he was the only one to make it back alive. One of those left behind was a young woman named Alice who was driven insane by her experience.



“Wonderland” was a hellish place, but Dodgson as Lewis Carroll rewrote the experience as an allegory of mathematical logic. Young girls who read the book were so engrossed in the fictional story that they would dream of Wonderland, with themselves as Carroll’s sanitized version of Alice. This was especially true of girls who already were named Alice.

Alice would return to Earth Prime-Time in the 21st Century through a mirror transformed into a Warehouse artifact. And she was pure evil!

But the 1972 movie is just that, as far as the Television Universe is concerned - a movie. And for some reason, the Doctor in one of his previous three incarnations had reasons to visit that movie set where his sticky fingers helped himself to the costume.

I’m thinking it had to be Jon Pertwee’s incarnation as the “Third Doctor”. Trapped on Earth Prime-Time, I think he did a lot of Terran-bound traveling around the globe between the episodes. If my suggestion that he visited Gotham City and helped himself to the Riddler’s wardrobe is accepted, then it’s no big deal for him to have visited the movie set located in the United Kingdom where he was already based with UNIT.

But why should he have visited the “Alice In Wonderland” movie set? O’Bviously the Doctor and his Companion* were there to prevent yet another incursion of Earth by yet another hostile alien.

It may have been the Celestial Toymaker, rumored to be a fellow Time Lord from Gallifrey. He had used someone named Henry in the guise of the King of Hearts as one of his pawns when running the Doctor’s Companions Steven and Dodo through a maze of deadly traps. The Toymaker may have been fond of the imagery for the living playing cards.

Having already faced the Toymaker in his First Incarnation, the Doctor might have assumed he had come to Earth Prime-Time to once again engage in a battle of wits with the rival Time Lord. But then I looked through the “Dramatis Personae” for that 1972 movie and found an actor who would have made a great connection between the production of that film and the “reality” of ‘Doctor Who’.

I don’t often delve into actual fanfic - my Toobworld theories are about as far as I take it. My writing style lacks the creative spark to make it come alive, although I can come up with some imaginative plot details. However, I may try my hand at this idea because it’s just too good…

As I’ve stated above, I think the Third Incarnation of the Doctor had gone to Gotham City and teamed up with Batman in an adventure unseen on TV for either character. I also figured that the Riddler had to be involved and this is how the Doctor got hold of the Riddler’s wardrobe, which would be worn by later incarnations with their question mark motifs on the collars and what have you. (It would come into its full glory with the Seventh Incarnation, what with that question mark-festooned sweater and umbrella with the question mark handle.)

I still think it would be the Riddler as the instigator of the crime and it would have a Wonderland theme kicked off with the Riddler’s use of the classic Lewis Carroll riddle: “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” But the Quizmaster of Crime would be leading a team of super-villains, just as he had been teamed up with the Joker, the Penguin, and Catwoman a few years earlier.

In this new team, centered around the Wonderland theme, would be the Mad Hatter,
Egghead, and Marsha, Queen of Diamonds. (They would have henchmen with names like Dormouse, Mock Turtle, and Cheshire Cat.) Somehow their shenanigans caused a dimensional rift that nearly loosed the horrors of the true Wonderland upon the Earth. But with the help of the Doctor, the Dynamic Duo got them all locked up, either in Gotham Penitentiary or Arkham Asylum.

Jumping forward a year, the Doctor and Liz Shaw receive a strange invitation to visit the set of “Alice In Wonderland”, where the Doctor senses the presence of another… as if he is not the only Time Lord in the area. There is something eerily familiar about the sensation, but he can’t quite put his finger on it…….

Soon they find themselves under attack by a conspiracy of strange aliens. These extraterrestrials seem to be inspired by Lewis Carroll’s masterpiece - an invisible being whose smiling mouth is the only thing that can be seen; a small pig-like alien dressed as a baby; two Sontaran clones dressed as Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum; and a remarkable caterpillar said to be unknown to science……..


At first the Doctor is reminded of the Wonderland Crew he faced earlier with Batman & Robin, but the involvement of so many aliens seems beyond their reach. It was when actor Dennis Price who played the King Of Hearts was mesmerized and forced to attack the Doctor that the Time Lord remembered the Toymaker.

It would be Liz Shaw that points out that whenever they were attacked, it was the actor playing Lewis Carroll himself - the man who dreamed up this bizarre world - who always seemed to be nearby. They sought out the dressing trailer for the actor in order to question him and there they found the REAL Michael Jayston, drugged and bound in his closet.


Finally cornered, the ersatz Jayston revealed himself to be a Time Lord known as the Valeyard.  But in this incarnation, the Doctor had no memory of him. It would be several more incarnations before their paths would cross for the “first” time at the Doctor’s trial on Gallifrey. The Valeyard escaped and as thanks for saving the movie’s production, the Doctor is given one of Dennis Price’s costumes for the King of Hearts as a parting gift. This is one of the costumes that the Fourth Incarnation would try on when looking for his signature outfit.

What say you?

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  • In this case, because it should be the Third Incarnation, I’m going to say the Companion was Liz Shaw, despite my love for Sarah Jane Smith.


WELCOME TO NEVERWAS


Here are the credits for the televersion of  'Doctor Who' - in another dimension......


Those would have been the opening credits for the 1936 - 1957 edition of the series.  Here are the credits for an earlier version, circa 1899:


These videos were created by "Nereusmedia".

A TARDIS IN THE LIBRARY


In the second season finale of 'The Librarians', Finn Carson took the team to a store room they had never seen before - the "Time Machine Room".  Here they kept various time machines confiscated in order to preserve the time-line as best they could.  

Among the items under wraps were the DeLorean and the TARDIS!


Any number of splainins could be conjured for why and how the Library managed to get hold of the DeLorean away from Doc Brown.  But how could the TARDIS have been taken away from the Doctor?  Even more so, why wouldn't the "Oncoming Storm" have made every effort to get "her" back?

Here's my theory:


It was a TARDIS Type 40, just like the Doctor's, and it was stuck in the form of the English police box just like the Doctor's.  But it wasn't the Doctor's big blue box....  It belonged to the Master.

In the 1996 TV movie, the Master had been  captured by the Daleks, brought back to Skaro and put on "trial".  It was a foregone conclusion that he would be found guilty and executed.  The Doctor went to the Dalek homeworld and retrieved the Master's ashes to bring back to Gallifrey, which was the impetus for the coming adventure that led to the incarnation of the Eighth Doctor.

But what happened to the Master's TARDIS?

I think the Daleks were able to capture him on Earth.  However, he had fore-warning of their plans - and an attack on his own TARDIS in a surprise ambush would have been a good clue.  

The TARDIS could have been too badly damaged to make an escape into the time-stream.  So, the Master tried to pull off a ploy that might have given the Daleks pause before continuing their attack - he used his ship's chameleon circuit to disguise his TARDIS one last time.  And he chose to make it look like the Doctor's own TARDIS, forever locked into the shape of a blue police box.

But it was a ruse that didn't work.  When the Master tried to slip away from the area in disguise, the Daleks were not fooled.  They grabbed him as he escaped and took him away quickly to Skaro, leaving that TARDIS behind.

And the Library's clipping book warning system alerted the Librarian at the time, Edward Wilde, and he and his Guardian were able to procure it for the Library's inventory.

Hey, it works for me!

The TARDIS is a member of the Television Crossover Hall of Fame with the following shows as the base for its inclusion:
  • 'Doctor Who'
  • 'Torchwood'
  • 'Chelmsford 123'
  • 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'
  • 'Foyle's War' (theoretical)
And now I can add 'The Librarians' to "her" tally.... Even though it's the Master's TARDIS in this case.

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