TWO FOR TUESDAY: CONVERSATION PIECES

"I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble too much. 
I AM too much!"
Dr. Eddie "Fitz" Fitzgerald
'Cracker'

"I'm overweight; I drink too much; I smoke too much; I eat too much.

I'm divorced, and the kids don't want to know me. 

I've a jaundiced view of human nature.

That's right.  I'm a copper."

Harry Vellacotte

'Midsomer Murders'