Today is Martin Landau's 84th birthday.  To celebrate, I'd like to point 
out two characters he played on TV  (SPOILERS AHEAD!):
IVAN KUCHENKO
'The Twilight Zone'
("The Jeopardy Room")
Trying to defect, former KGB Major Ivan Kuchenko is trapped inside a hotel 
room. Commissar Vassiloff, a hitman, and Boris, his assistant, are watching him 
from a room across the street. Vassiloff is a sadistic killer who has tricked 
Kuchenko into drinking a sleeping potion in the hotel room after pretending to 
surrender to Kuchenko. Kuchenko wakens to learn that Vassiloff has planted a 
bomb in the room: Ivan must find it within three hours, or he will be shot by 
Vassiloff and Boris, who have a gun trained on him at all times. Vassiloff has 
hidden the bomb in the room's telephone, where it will be triggered by picking 
up an incoming call. Ivan manages to escape and avoid being shot. Later, 
Vassiloff and Boris enter the room and try to figure out what went wrong. The 
phone rings, and Boris—without thinking—picks it up; Vassiloff, realizing what 
is happening, yells at Boris, but the telephone bomb quickly goes off, killing 
both Vassiloff and Boris. On the other end of the phone line is Ivan Kuchenko, 
escaping to freedom. When the operator notifies him of the bad connection, he 
reassures her that the message was indeed delivered. The scene cuts to Vassiloff 
and Boris's charred corpses. (Wikipedia)
ROLLIN HAND
'Mission Impossible'
Rollin Hand’s role as an IMF agent was that of an actor and disguise 
expert. In a theatrical brochure that headed his dossier, he was described as a 
quick-change artist and billed as "The Man Of A Million Faces." As such, he had 
formidable skills in mimicry and voice imitation (introduced in the second 
season) as well as a mastery of make-up that rivaled that of Lon Chaney, Sr. He 
was also an expert at sleight of hand and pickpocketing, which came into play in 
several missions where he would pick pockets or hide things on someone else's 
person without their knowledge. His language and cultural skills were 
formidable. He regularly passed himself off as a citizen of various Latin 
American and Eastern European countries and no one ever questioned his 
authenticity. He also successfully impersonated well-known public figures, such 
as the dictator of a fictitious Latin American country, rumored Nazi fugitive 
Martin Bormann, and indeed even Adolf Hitler himself. On at least two missions 
he even successfully impersonated a left-handed person, doing all gestures and 
reflexive actions left-handed when Rollin himself was right-handed.  He 
successfully falsified a wide variety of maladies in the course of missions to 
dupe targets, including seizures and drug addiction.  (Wikipedia)
What if I told you that Kuchenko and Hand were the same person....  Is that 
something you might be interested in?  (Channeling another Landau TV character, 
producer Bob Evans of 'Entourage'.)
After he defected from Russia, Kuchenko changed his name and joined the IMF 
agency, bringing all the skills he had at his disposal to be used in the cause 
for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.  Everything mentioned in that 
Wikipedia entry for Rollin Hand is what Major Kuchenko used to do for the 
KGB.
Also, for those who didn't already know, there's a splainin why the events 
of 'Space: 1999' (another Landau series) never happened in the main Toobworld.  
Up to a point, they did.  There was a Moonbase Alpha, kept secret from the 
general public.  In fact, there are still several moon bases still in operation 
on the Moon.  Commander John Koenig was in charge of the facility when the 
nuclear waste dumps on the dark side of the Moon exploded.  But that did not 
trigger the cataclysm of the Moon leaving the Earth's orbit.  
Everything we saw from that point on in the series all took place in the 
coma dream of Koenig, who had been seriously injured in the blast.  That way we 
can keep the series' basics in the main TV Universe.
At any rate, happy birthday to Martin Landau - thanks for all you've 
contributed to the world of the Toob!
BCnU!




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