SUPER SIX LIST: NAMING THE LITTLE GUY

THE SUPER SIX LIST:

The Top Six TV Character Names That Could Be Nick-Names For The Penis

1] Hoss or Little Joe - 'Bonanza'
(Depending on the size and - if you're aiming for "Hoss" - girth)

2] Big Mike - 'Chuck'
(It helps if your name is Michael, but you better be able to back up your claim)

3] Manmeet - 'Outsourced'

(They knew what they were doing when they named his character, that phone center Lothario)

4] Frank Cannon - 'Cannon'

(Or if your initials are "T.V.", you can simplify it as "TV's Frank")

5] 'Peter Gunn'
(But if you're talking classic, you can't beat....)

6] Beaver Cleaver - 'Leave It To Beaver'
(That's right - leave it to beaver... unless you play for the other team)

Other names I could have used - Mike Stivic (you know, as in "Meat-Head"), Stretch Cunningham, Little Ricky, Big Eddie, Keen Eddie, Lonely (from 'Callan'), Top Cat, Herman Munster, Magnum, Dirty Sally (Hey, I don't judge....), the Big Giant Head, and Karl Pilkington.

Actually, that's not really a good nickname for the penis, but have you ever seen the cartoon version of that little round-headed buffoon? He looks like a penis!  In real life, his case isn't helped much by the image below.....

BCnU!

"Say good-night, Dick."

Dan Rowan

'Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In'