"TIED-UP": THE IAMSFW NEWSLETTER

Welcome to another edition of "Tied-Up". I'm your editrix, Mrs. I.M. Raipt, and this is the monthly newsletter for those dabbling in speculative "slash" fiction based on TV shows. We're probably the most reviled bunch of rip-off writers working illegally on the internet today, so it's always safer to be in numbers - and that's why our group, the IAMSFW, was started.

So let's take a look at what some of our members have been working on:

"MR. MONK SAID YOU'LL SPANK ME LATER"
L.E. Gildborg has come up with yet another in his long line of 'Monk' rip-offs. This time around, Adrian Monk experiments with bondage. But as always, the novel ends up with a four-way orgy involving his assistant Natalie and his friends in the police department, Captain Stottlemeyer and Lt. Disher. There is a twist, however. Sharona comes back to join in the fun, which freaks out Mr. Monk - he never did care for odd numbers.....

"TIME FOR HER TUNNEL"
Having finished with his re-imagined series of "skinjob" porn for 'Battlestar Galactica', R. Mooron is having a go at creating a series of rape fantasies centered around 'The Time Tunnel'. He promises that each short story in the collection will either feature Dr. Anne MacGregor being sodomized by someone in the Operation TickTock facility, or Tony and Doug having their way with the women they meet throughout History. Here we see Dr. Ray Swain sodomizing Anne in one of the lighter stories.....

"HULK SCREW POOCH!"
Continuing her series in which TV superheroes delve into bestiality, Ms. J. Asspinchin presents this adorable little tale - or is it tail? - in which 'The Incredible Hulk' causes some poor dog to explode. I'm sure it will prove as popular as her story last month, which featured 'The Greatest American Hero' and an emu......

"ROGER? RAM THIS!"
J. Whored has come up with a real beaut when it comes to cartoon slash-fic, as he explores the obscene phone calls made by General Brassbottom from the 'Roger Ramjet' series. It's all presented as dialogue, something like a one-man play......

"A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS"
Jumping on the 'Kings' bandwagon before NBC yanks it off the air, M. Gangreen takes us to the royal bedchamber where Silas subjects David to a very special "investiture ceremony". The story really heats up though, when David introduces Silas to "Little Goliath"....

"AC69"
I don't think "Tied-Up" has ever had such a combination of slash-fic as S.J. Cannelingis presents this week, with his mix of a news broadcast and puppetphilia..... And finally.....

"WHO IN THE WORLD IS IN MATT LAUER?"
We have an anonymous submission this month, which takes a "probing" look backstage at the 'Today' show. Rumor has it that the story was written by one of the on-screen personalities involved!

I don't know about you, but the whole idea gives me the Willards.....

Well, that wraps it up for another "Tied-Up" email newsletter for IAMSFW, the society of slash-fic writers. But before we go, let me just add......

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S!