OBAMA HAPPY TIME FUN FACTS

About half an hour ago, Senator Barack Obama appeared, via satellite, on 'The Late Show With David Letterman' to deliver the Top Ten List.....

THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN
"Surprising Facts About Barack Obama"

10. My first act as President will be to stop the fighting

between Lauren and Heidi on “The Hills.”

9. In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich.

8. When I tell my kids to clean their room, I finish with,

“I’m Barack Obama and I approved this message.”

7. Throughout high school, I was consistently voted “Barackiest.”

6. Earlier today I bowled a 39.

5. I have canceled all my appearances the day the “Sex and the City” movie opens.

4. It’s the birthplace of Fred Astaire.
(Sorry, that’s a surprising fact about Omaha)

3. We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite Colonel John.

2. This has nothing to do with the Top Ten,
but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul?

1. I have not slept since October.

Dagnabbit! If Obama's bowling was just a smidgen sharper, he could have bowled a 42!

BCnU!
Toby OB