2019 SUPER BOWL BLIPVERTS (PART SEVEN)

From iSpot.tv:
While marveling over the taste of McDonald's Cheesy Bacon Fries, J.B. Smoove and Ken Jeong debate about what makes the savory side so delicious. J.B. says it's all about the fries that simply feature bacon. However, Ken counters that it's the bacon that will bring the fries to a whole new audience. When they're unable to come to an agreement, Ken begins a bacon ovation to make his point clear. For a limited time, McDonald's invites you to find out for yourself if this is the best thing to happen to its classics ... or to bacon.

To me, it looks like they’re backstage in the green room for a talk show.  But what talk show?  

Of course I’m going to advocate for a fictional talk show found only in Toobworld.

I’d love for it to be ‘The Larry Sanders Show’ but those brick walls were nowhere to be seen during the run of the HBO show.  (And I’m afraid that show is off the air, even if we try to ignore the probability that – like Garry Shandling – Larry Sanders has ceased to be.)

So I’m asking you, Team Toobworld – what talk show could JB and Ken be at?  And you could come up with your own idea.  There are plenty of TV characters out there who could have their own TV show in Toobworld.  Here in the Real World, it seems like every celebrity had their own talk show for a time.

BCnU!

 

FRIDAY HALL OF FAMER - SMOKEY ROBINSON

Danger, Will Robinson!

You’re about to enter the TVXOHOF!

Oh.  Not THAT Will Robinson…..

SMOKEY ROBINSON 

From Wikipedia:
William "Smokey" Robinson Jr.(born February 19, 1940) is an American singer, songwriter, record producer, and former record executive. Robinson was the founder and front man of the Motown vocal group the Miracles, for which he was also chief songwriter and producer. Robinson led the group from its 1955 origins as the Five Chimes until 1972 when he announced a retirement from the group to focus on his role as Motown's vice president.

However, Robinson returned to the music industry as a solo artist the following year. Following the sale of Motown Records in 1988, Robinson left the company in 1990. He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1987. Robinson was awarded the 2016 Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for his lifetime contributions to popular music.

Mr. Robinson is being inducted into the Television Crossover Hall of Fame as a member of the League of Themselves.

Here are his main credits for qualification:

 Sesame Street 
- Episode #19.8 (1987)
- Episode #19.51 (1988)
- Episode #20.129 (1989) 

From the Muppet Wiki:
He appeared on Sesame Street with a letter U, singing "U Really Got a Hold on Me," a spoof of his 1962 song "You've Really Got a Hold on Me." He also appeared in a segment with Telly to sing "It Takes Time."

The Jim Henson Hour 

- Health and Fitness (1989) 

From The Muppet Wiki:
Robinson guest starred in episode 107 of The Jim Henson Hour, where he sang "Just to See Her" and "Jump (For My Love)" with the Muppet cast.

The Young and the Restless 
- Episode #1.7837 (2004) 

According to Mental Floss, Smokey gave advice on the music industry to one of the characters (see below), but they don’t identify the resident of Genoa City, Wisconsin.

Days of Our Lives 
- Episode #1.10444 (2006) 

From Access:
BURBANK (October 6, 2006) — Smokey Robinson will play a stranger with an ax on an upcoming story line on NBC’s “Days of Our Lives.”

He plays a nice guy, not a murderer. The story has Marlena Black lost in the snow and she runs into Robinson, who happens to be vacationing at a secluded cabin nearby. He rescues her from the cold and calls authorities.

When John tracks her down, Robinson gives them an impromptu performance of his new song “I Love Your Face,” from his new album, “Timeless Love.” 

From Mental Floss:
Music legend Smokey Robinson appearing on a soap opera wasn't unusual in and of itself; in 2004, he had a cameo on The Young and the Restless and gave a character advice on the music business. The nature of the storyline on his two-episode appearance on Days of Our Lives, though, was a bit stranger.

While flying to Canada to find an antidote for the poisoned Steve and Kayla, Marlena and John's plane crashed. Marlena Black got lost in the snowy wilderness after parachuting out, and was startled when a mysterious man approached her carrying an axe. That man turned out to be Smokey Robinson, in the middle of his vacation. Robinson brought Marlena to his secluded cabin and called the proper authorities. To ensure his status as the World's Greatest Host, Robinson serenaded the reunited Marlena and John the next day with his 1991 song "I Love Your Face."

I was surprised to find only one Toobworld reference to Smokey Robinson and that was from the goldmine of pop culture references…..

Psych
Shawn and Gus Truck Things Up

BURTON “GUS” GUSTER
Why are people named Smokey always so shady? 
SHAWN SPENSER:
Smokey in “Friday”.
GUS: 
Smokey from “The PJs”. 
SHAWN:
Smokey Robinson.

I’m surprised that was the only one.  I would have thought he’d have been cited in shows like ‘Empire’ and ‘Star’. 

Smokey not only has a televersion in the main Toobworld, but he also is a toon over in the Tooniverse……

The Proud Family - Wedding Bell Blues (2003) 

Smokey is paid 50,000 dollars to perform at Suga Mama’s wedding.  He was paid in advance and planned to try his luck in the casino.

Welcome to the Hall, Smokey!

TOOBWORLD TIMELINE - "BIG LOVE"

A little something for Valentine's Day....

From the IMDb:
Jonathan Creek:
Time Waits for Norman (1998)
Maddy refers to Rebecca as "Kojak" because she's bald,  She's also seen an episode "about some bloke in Utah with three wives".

I admit, the temptation is there to make a connection to ‘Big Love’.  But ‘Big Love’ debuted in 2006 and ran until 2011.  The series seen in the Trueniverse depicted events which were taking place at around the same time as the broadcast.  We can’t make the claim that while ‘Big Love’ was taking place in the main Toobworld, it had actually occurred in the past.  If that was true, then there could have been a Toobworld TV series which treated Bill Henrickson and his three wives as historical figures.

But I can’t sustain that argument because of trivial timeline matters that belie the historical aspect – makes of cars, topical references, etc.

Besides, I know (better than most, considering I’m the Curator of the Toobworld Dynamic!) that a basic tenet is that eventually everybody in Earth Prime-Time will have a TV show made about them.  However, I just don’t like it that much, except in the case of true historical series – Westerns and all of those British costume dramas.

Even so, if I looked it into deep enough for references to ‘Big Love’ by other TV series characters, I will eventually have to admit that a fictional TV show about the Henrickson enclave actually does exist in Toobworld.

And so it goes.

THE 2019 SUPER BOWL BLIPVERTS (PART SIX)

Regarding that last statement, “Who cares?”

I had to look up who those two guys were.  For a second, I thought they had cloned Zachary Quinto.

Jonathan and Drew Scott are twin brothers and the co-hosts “of the TV series ‘Property Brothers’, as well as the program's spin-offs ‘Buying and Selling’, ‘Brother Vs. Brother’, and ‘Property Brothers: At Home’, which are broadcast in the U.S. on HGTV. Scott is also co-founder and executive producer of Scott Brothers Entertainment, which creates TV, film, and digital content for North American and international broadcasters. In addition to entertainment, the twins have launched the lifestyle brand Scott Living and its extension, Dream Homes.”
(From Wikipedia)

Do they really have that big a following that they didn’t need to be identified in the commercial?  If so, I’m O’Bviously in the wrong demographic.

Bring back Ving Rhames!
BCnU!

O'Bservation - By the way, Jonathan and Drew Scott?  Two for Tuesday!

THE 2019 SUPER BOWL BLIPVERTS (PART FIVE)

For me, this was the worst of this year’s Super Bowl commercials.  And that’s because I just found it boring.  It really lowered the excitement in the room.  I will not be surprised should I find out there has been hatred towards the commercial for promoting harmony with this image:

I actually thought it looks pretty sexy.  Gee, I don't what makes me think that....

I would have tried to go for something that really grabbed the attention instead of this, which was sweet but too slow.  Considering the Super Bowl was already being dominated by Pepsi with their sponsorship of the half-time show, Coke really needed to step up and pull out all the stops.

Fear not though, Coke.  You’re still my drink (diet version).

BCnU!

VIDEO SATURDAY - 2019 SUPER BOWL BLIPVERTS

In a poll taken by USA Today, this blipvert was voted as being the worst of this year’s crop of Super Bowl commercials.  One of the reasons cited was that most of the audience today don’t even recognize the late pop artist even if they know of his work.

I’m sure if he was still here with us, he’d be laughing about the reaction.

I also think this commercial can be counted toward his eventual inclusion in the Television Crossover Hall of Fame.

BCnU!

FRIDAY HALL OF FAMER - GERALDINE JONES

As part of our celebration of Black History Month, we're turning out attention today to the alternate dimension of Skitlandia....

From Wikipedia:

Geraldine Jones was a fictional African American character, the most famous recurring persona of comedian Flip Wilson.  Geraldine was played as a sassy liberated Southern woman who was coarsely flirty yet faithful to her (unseen) boyfriend "Killer". Poorly educated, she was nevertheless confident; she did not change her behavior to suit anyone. Several of Geraldine's sayings entered U.S. popular culture as catchphrases, especially "When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not," "The Devil made me do it," and "What you see is what you get!"

Wilson portrayed Geraldine many times in the early 1970s on his variety series The Flip Wilson Show, though not on every episode. He made comedy albums featuring Geraldine, notably "The Devil Made Me Buy This Dress", and he appeared as Geraldine on other programs such as Saturday Night Live. He sang and danced as Geraldine at the Kennedy Center in 1983 for Bob Hope's 80th birthday celebration.

Wilson tired of the Geraldine character late in his career; he responded to most requests by saying: "She's retired."

The character of Geraldine was intended by Wilson to "relate to women" without putting them down. Wilson said he wanted Geraldine to be strong, proud, and honest in her dedication to her man; a woman who felt free to act spontaneously.In contrast to other comedians who belittled women, Wilson wanted Geraldine to be "the heroine of the story."

Wilson first introduced Geraldine by name and appearance in a comedy sketch on Labor Day, September 1, 1969, within a television special put together by Wilson, his manager Monte Kay, and NBC executives. The show was called The Flip Wilson Special.  In the skit, comedian Jonathan Winters, dressed in drag as his popular character Maude Frickert—a gray-haired lady with a sharp tongue, was a passenger in an airliner. Wilson's Geraldine character entered, walking down the jet's aisle in a stewardess's miniskirt, and a bouffant flip hairdo topped by a pillbox hat.  Geraldine sat down next to Maude and the comedic interaction was immediately infectious. Wilson said that Winters was chosen because his Maude character was well-known, and because there would be several points of comic tension: both men playing women, the generational difference in apparent age, and the difference in race.

Wilson also performed as Geraldine on 'The Ed Sullivan Show' on January 11, 1970.  In the routine, Wilson takes on the persona of a preacher's wife. The wife (Geraldine) explains to her angry husband why she has an expensive new dress, telling him that "the devil made me buy this dress."

This skit was also performed by Wilson on his fourth comedy album, "The Devil Made Me Buy This Dress"—its title taken from Geraldine's retort. The album, featuring Geraldine on the cover, was certified Gold, and it won the 1970 Grammy Award for Best Comedy Recording.

"The Flip Wilson Special" was seen by 42% of all U.S. television viewers; this success led to NBC signing Wilson to 'The Flip Wilson Show'. Wilson portrayed Geraldine many times during the four-year run of the show. Geraldine was cast in skits with a number of guests on the show, including David Frost, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Lily Tomlin (playing Ernestine), Joe Namath, Jim Brown, Arte Johnson, Moms Mabley, Sammy Davis Jr., Tim Conway, Ray Charles, Lola Falana, Perry Como and Muhammad Ali.

In just that list, Geraldine got to interact with Sammy Davis Jr. and Muhammed Ali, plus a few future Hall of Famers like David Frost and Ernestine.  Plus, as mentioned earlier, Geraldine worked with Maudie Frickert in the special that started it all and with Ed Sullivan a League of Themselves member who is part of the Hall.

For more about Geraldine Jones, click here.

Why did I induct Geraldine Jones now as a Friday Hall of Famer?  Well, for one thing, this is Black History Month and I think Geraldine is the greatest black character to come out of Skitlandia.

Besides... the Devil made me do it.

Welcome to the Hall, Miss Geraldine!

SKED ALERT! "JEOPARDY!" AND THE NJ HALL OF FAME

New Jersey Hall of Fame
c/o The Charles Edison Fund
1037 Raymond Boulevard, 
Suite 340 
Newark NEW JERSEY 07102

THE 2019 SUPER BOWL BLIPVERTS (PART THREE)

It took me multiple viewings before I realized that was Forrest Whitaker with the Alexa-equipped toothbrush.  I might have guessed it was the Kelly brothers up in space had there been a better view of the space-walking sibling.  (But of course the aerial view of the United States flickering lights takes away the attention.)  But I never would have known that the girls in the hot tub were famous as well because I’ve never seen ‘Broad City’.

Then again, it’s hard to notice anybody else when such an old-school styled movie star icon like Harrison Ford is in the ad.  And it certainly didn’t hurt for him to be paired with that Boston Terrirer!

Because of the problems caused by that Alexa dog collar and because Ford was affected by “the incident”, this was definitely his fictional televersion, only to be found in Toobworld, and not the real Harrison Ford.  So this blipvert definitely counts toward his tally to qualify for membership in the Television Crossover Hall of Fame (League of Themselves wing.)

Along with the other celebrities in the commercial, Ford appeared in a teaser trailer for the commercial, a concept that’s gaining traction nowadays.

Since the Super Bowl, a new version of the Alexa commercial has been broadcast which is given over totally to Ford and his dog. 

It’s not exactly a surprise that Ford would be involved with Amazon in this commercial; he’s worked with them before.

It’s not the first time he was involved in a fictional situation in Earth Prime-Time.  There was also these commercials:

Surprisingly, Harrison Ford has not appeared as himself in a fictional TV show since gaining mega-stardom.  I say it’s surprising because there have been plenty of shows which feature celebs playing themselves in a natural environment – ‘The Larry Sanders Show’, ‘Extras’, 'Alpha House', 'K Street', ‘Z Rock’, ‘I’m With Her’, etc.  (At the very least, we know he appeared in at least one inner episode of ‘The Larry Sanders Show’ – Larry mentioned that Ford does an amazing impression of the late Carol Channing.)

We do have quite a few TV show episodes, mostly sitcoms, in which there are references to Harrison Ford which thus acknowledge his existence in Toobworld  Those commercials seen above are enough for him to meet the bare minimum requirement to gain eventual entry into the Hall, but all of those references seal the deal.

BCnU!

THE SUPER BOWL 53 TWO FOR TUESDAY

Today’s Toobish look at Super Bowl 53 has nothing to do with the commercials.  It’s a Two for Tuesday look at the televersions of Peyton Manning and John Malkovich, members of the League of Themselves who kicked off the CBS coverage.

The opening looked like every other bleeping opening ever for the Super Bowl with perhaps the biggest cliché possible – “Clash of the Titans”, a gladiator grudge match.

It then cut to the executive board room at CBS where it turned out the video was just a warm-up in Peyton Manning’s vision of a budget-breaking opening act.

The CBS executives were beginning to regret hiring Peyton Manning, a Super Bowl champion -#

Sorry.  TWO-time Super Bowl champion Peyton Manning had blown a massive hole in the budget even though he was just supposed to be a consultant.  (Pronounce that as “figurehead”.)  And he wasn’t finished yet – he had also rented out the Coliseum in Rome, Italy, and hired actor John Malkovich.  

The “thesbian” curmudgeon couldn’t understand what his presence in the historical landmark could possibly have to do with the Super Bowl.  And he didn’t hold back in dressing down Manning and the executives for such a numbskull idea.

As I said earlier, these were the “televersions” of Peyton Manning and John Malkovich, interacting with fictional characters.  It wasn’t real life.  So this piece of Super Bowl history will be considered as legitimate qualifications for each of them should they ever qualify for membership in the Television Crossover Hall of Fame.

Both of them have several appearances in connection to ‘Saturday Night Live’ and Peyton also played himself in the Tooniverse with his brothers for an episode of ‘The Simpsons’.  Could have had another for Manning but he played a fictional character in an episode of ‘Modern Family’ rather than himself.

As for Malkovich, I can’t see him playing himself again just to get the bare minimum of qualifications for his tally.  But who knows?  He did do the Super Bowl, after all….

Malkovich & Manning – Two for Tuesday!