Thursday, January 8, 2009

NOTTINGHAM RECASTAWAYS?

I watched a few of the first episodes of the new 'Robin Hood' a couple of seasons ago, and just didn't like it. It wasn't so much that I already had a 'Robin Hood' - for good or ill - established in the main Toobworld; it was because the writing was anachronistic and at times it was reduced to the pie-throwing level of a Stooges short.

Season three will begin airing this spring, and it's already been announced that Jonas Armstrong, who plays Robin Hood, will be leaving the role at some point during the run. They've already lost Marian to Guy Gisbourne's sword, and now several other actors (including Harry Lloyd, whom I liked a lot in the 'Doctor Who' two-parter of "Family Of Blood" & "Human Nature) are planning to exit as well. Although not confirmed as of yet, Richard Armitage (who plays Guy) may have to leave as well as he's joined the cast of 'Spooks' and that's been re-commissioned for another season (series if you prefer).

And yet, even with so many of the original actors abandoning ship, there are still talks for a fourth season to be made!

The last major version of 'Robin Hood' on television had a similar casting challenge when Michael Praed left the series and was replaced by Jason Connery. But as I wrote this morning to The Stage's TV Today column:

At least with that earlier version of 'Robin Hood' with Praed and Connery, they established that they were two different men - along the lines that one was Robin of Sherwood and the other Robin Locksley, something like that.

And like you said, they had the benefit of keeping everybody else from the cast.

With such an overhaul of the actors about to happen with this version, I think they should find a voice-over artist who sounds like the guy who used to do 'Batman' back in the 1960s. And they should kick off Season 4 with one last look at the original cast and then the announcer says, "Meanwhile... in another dimension....."

William Dozier, the producer of 'Batman', also served as its narrator. Unfortunately, he passed away in 1991, but a sound-alike would make for a great kick in the tights!

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Toby O'B

AS SEEN ON TV - WOODROW WILSON

As we get closer to Barack Obama's historic inauguration (and my Iddiot compadre Lew will announce in the Digest today that there are 12 days to go), I'll jump at the opportunity to publish a picture of an American President as he was seen in Toobworld.

So today's date gave me an excuse.

On January 8, 1918, President Woodrow Wilson announced his "Fourteen Points" policy for the aftermath of World War I (or as he probably knew it at the time, the Great World War).

In "Iron-Jawed Angels" from 2004, Bob Gunton portrayed Wilson as he appeared during the suffragette struggles for equal rights:
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Toby O'B

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

PRODUCT UNBECOMING: PSYCH-KIA

Sean and Gus, the private eyes of the 'Psych' detective agency, will be featured in a new commercial which will run during the show from January 9 to February 20. It's for the Kia Optima and will be an actual "mini-sode" for 'Psych'.

Here's how AdWeek described the 30 second plot:

"Characters Shawn and Gus (played by James Roday and Dule Hill) are being chased by a gunman, as they become mesmerized by Optima's beauty and accidentally give up their location to him. The gunman, in turn, sets off an alarm when he tries to steal the car, allowing the good guys to make a run for it. The spot ends with Shawn fantasizing about driving off in the car, Gus shaking him back to reality and a tune-in message for the TV series."


Add in their blipvert adventures in the Tooniverse, and it ooks like the Psych boys are on the fast track to membership in the TV Crossover Hall of Fame.

BCnU!
Toby O'B

FORBIDDEN FANFICCER'S FRIEND

It's a good thing I didn't condone using pictures from other TV shows to illustrate fanfic crossovers when I was running the "Fanficcer's Friend" last year. Otherwise those who write 'Doctor Who' fanfic would be having a field day with images like this from 'Secret Diary Of A Call Girl'.
It features Billie Piper as Hannah the morning after she picked up a young shop salesman played by Matt Smith.

Matt Smith will be the Eleventh incarnation of the Doctor. Billie Piper was Rose Tyler, the Companion when the show returned in 2005; she traveled in the TARDIS with Doctors Nine (Christopher Eccleston) and Ten (David Tennant).

Toobworld Central frowned on using pictures of TV characters previously established on other shows as stand-ins for other characters. The actions portrayed - especially like the one posted above! - already occurred in the TV dimension. It's okay to pull in images of the actors you need from movies or theatre, but TV shots should be right out!

Ahhhhh, who am I kidding? You crazy kids! You know you're gonna use it!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

2008 TOOBITS AWARDS - PART FIVE

So. Here we are. Still MORE Toobits Awards. At this rate, we'll be finishing up just in time to announce the 2009 awards!

With the fifth segment of the 2008 Toobits Awards, (otherwise known as Babble On Five), we conclude our tribute to some of the new personnel of Toobworld. (There are still plenty more awards to be doled out, however! You don't get off that easily!)

As I mentioned yesterday, you may not think some of these were the greatest of performances, and I might even agree with you on a few. However, it's more important about what they can bring to the dynamic of Toobworld....

BEST NEW MALE CHARACTER

COMEDY:
The Z Brothers/ZO2
'Z Rock'
That my choice would come from this show was never in doubt, as 'Z Rock' made me laugh out loud with each episode. (Try watching TV alone and see how hard that can be!) But trying to make a choice between Joey, Dave, and Paulie was impossible. And the sum is so much more than the parts anyway. (Although Kitty Braunstein might feel differently about David's parts.....)


DRAMA:
John Amsterdam
'New Amsterdam'

I enjoyed the performance by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, but it was more for what he brings to Toobworld that got him the nod in this category. As he's been around for 400 years, and - unlike vampires - able to sire children, John could be a link to other TV shows by the "theory of relateeveety". It's more than just that he could be the father of some established characters; he could be their grandfathers, great-grandfathers, going back who knows how many generations! Add to that all of the famous people and TV characters from the Past with whom he possibly came into contact, and you can see why he'd be an important figure in Toobworld, even if the show only lasted the one season.

DRAMADY:
Dr. Horrible
'Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog'
At this point in his career, including his supporting turns in the "Harold & Kumar" movies and on stage in various musicals (like "Assassins"), but as far as Toobworld is concerned, for his creation of Barney Stinson on 'How I Met Your Mother', Neil Patrick Harris can do no wrong.

And along comes Dr. Horrible to nail down that claim. An evil genius you could hang out with and have a beer, a criminal mastermind you could call friend. Funny and heart-breaking and usually transforming from one to the other in less than a lyric, Dr. Horrible will stand as the symbol for the potential of online TV.


BEST NEW FEMALE CHARACTER

DRAMA:
Mary Shannon
'In Plain Sight'
In her very first season, Mary has qualified for induction into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame! She made a guest appearance in a glorified cameo on 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent' (I'm hoping to see her interact with Charlie Crewes of 'Life'!) and provided a copy of Playpen magazine to one of her cases which had been seen "previously... on 'Lost'".

Even without all of that, Mary McCormack's been running the spectrum with the character, capturing Mary's humor, angst, and hard-assery.

COMEDY:
Stacey West
'Gavin & Stacey'


I gotta admit, at first I thought "Medium Rob", my blog-buddy across the water, was blinded by his own similar situation to be so infatuated with Joanna Page as the "llovely" lass from the isle of Barry. Sure, she's cute, but no Georgia Moffett, and that voice (and its accompanying inflections) takes some getting used to. But after spending some time with her as the show's storyline developed, she became quite endearing.

It's basic wish-craft that I'd love to see her pop up in other shows, not just Joanna Page, but as Stacey! In fact, why couldn't we see her and Gavin take a trip over here to America and show up in some comedy worthy of their presence? (Don't ask me which one, at present I'm drawing a blank!)


BEST NEW MALE SUPPORTING CHARACTER

COMEDY:
Bryn West
'Gavin & Stacey'

What clinched it for Uncle Bryn over Smithy from the same show was the fact that I really discovered Rob Brydon this year in 'Supernova', a comedy I quite enjoyed (although I freely admit it was far from great).


I say "discovered" even though I had seen him in sketches on 'Little Britain'. But let's face it - when you're sharing screen time with two other guys dressed as ginormously fat naked women, you're gonna get lost in the sauce.

There's a depth to Bryn that's almost deceptive, that could be taken only at surface value what with his dithery interests and unique phrasings. But there's an undercurrent of pain, and loneliness, that make you feel for the man.

Hell, I just love listening to his sing-songy delivery of the most mundane of lines. Once you get Brydon's voice in your head, it's tough to talk about GPS systems and rape alarms (as I'm sure we all do, um, right?) without falling into the same cadence.


DRAMA:

Dr. Walter Bishop
'Fringe'
Definitely a high point in the Tele-Folks Directory this year! From one minute to the next you never know what oddity might spill from his lips.

"To understand what happened at the diner we'll use Mr Papaya. This is upsetting, because he is the friendliest of fruits."

"Only thing better than a cow is a human ... unless you want milk. Then you're gonna need a cow."

When I first heard that John Noble had been hired to play Walter, I worried that I might not get the image of Denethor from "The Lord Of The Rings" out of my head, especially as it was the first thing I had ever see him do. (Unlike with Dominic Monaghan in regards to 'Lost' and "LOTR", as I had also seen him in 'The Hettie Wainthrop Mysteries'.) But now, I can't even imagine him as being the same actor in both!

Dr. Walter Bishop is my dream character for crossing over to other shows, running the gamut from 'CSI' to 'Supernatural' to 'Torchwood' to 'The Mentalist'....

DRAMADY [TIE]:
Marshall Mann
'In Plain Sight'
Brian Lane
'New Tricks'
With his sardonic delivery of a line, I'd love to see Marshal Marshall Mann team up with Detective John Munch in a crossover with 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'. It seems like a natural.

As for Brian "Memory" Lane, Alun Armstrong easily flips the switch between the humor and the pathos in his emotionally stunted character. I saw mention of dark times ahead for Brian (America is months behind on the series.), so naturally I'm worried.....


BEST NEW SUPPORTING FEMALE CHARACTER

DRAMA:
Cameron Phillips
'Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles'
COMEDY:

Ida
'The Middleman'

We're going fembots with this category. Cameron had the cute but deadly factor on her side, and Ida was hyper-hysterical as a motorized Mimi (from 'The Drew Carey Show').


BEST NEW RECURRING MALE CHARACTER

Wilf Mott
'Doctor Who'
Bernard Cribbins is now officially incorporated into the Toobworld 'Who', after appearing in the movie version with Peter Cushing. And it was a brilliant stroke to bring him back from the one-shot "Voyage Of The Damned" special and to make Wilf the grandfather to Donna. What could have been comic relief turned maudlin by the end was instead handled with the skill of an old pro by Cribbins (seen here with the Doctor). Even though I'm loathe to see Donna ever return to the series, as I think it would violate such a heart-breakingly beautiful farewell with the Doctor, surely there must be some way to bring Wilf Mott back for a visit?


BEST NEW RECURRING FEMALE CHARACTER

Stella Zinman
'How I Met Your Mother'
A lot of fans of the show hated her character by the time her story arc finished, but I blame that on the direction taken by the writers, and that was their call. But there's no denying her introduction in "Ten Sessions" (seen here with Ted) was such a breath of fresh air to shake up the ensemble. Based on that alone, I wanted so badly for her to turn out to be the "Mother".


BEST ADDITION TO AN EXISTING CAST

Male
Drama:
Daniel Faraday
'Lost'

There's just something in his delivery that makes me think they should hire Tom Skerritt to play his father in one of those "Daddy Issues" flashbacks that 'Lost' specializes in. And wouldn't you like to see him interact with Dr. Walter Bishop of 'Fringe'?

Dramedy:
Scotty Wandell
'Brothers & Sisters'
Originally I had Scotty as the "most deserving to be made a regular" winner since early in the year, but then the producers went ahead and did so without my input. Scotty's such a sweet guy and helps modulate the acrimony that so often bubbles up at Walker gatherings. And as one of the top up-and-coming chefs in California, maybe he's met Jack Tripper.....?

Female

Drama:
Agent Olivia Murray
'The Shield'
I've been a fan of Laurie Holden since I first saw her as Marta Covarrubias on 'The X-Files'. And with the 'Primeval' tweak of the Toobworld timeline, and because both 'The X-Files' and 'The Shiled' are now finished, I'm going to suggest the idea that they are one and the same woman but now with different names and histories, a la Claudia Brown and Jenny Lewis.

It was so great to see that concerns she'd end up sleeping with that bullet-headed monster Vic Mackey never came to fruition. Instead, Olivia Murray became Mackey's personal tormenter, taking great delight in torturing him with a life trapped in an office cubicle filing reports. And now that the show is over, that's not going to take up all of her workday; so we can imagine that somehow she's involved in Homeland Security cases in the Los Angeles area which may come up in other TV series.....

Comedy:
Amanda Price
'Lost In Austen'


Okay, this is a bit of a cheat, as the cast that she joined was already existing in a book. The characters from "Pride And Prejudice" were not played by the same actors from past productions, but instead could be seen as Amanda's interpretation as to what they looked like. But the fact that she seriously altered the events of the novel should be considered as having serious repercussions for Toobworld.


Still more to come!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

AS SEEN ON TV: ZUKOR!

On this date in 1873, Adolph Zukor, who became one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, was born in Hungary.

Paramount Pictures began its operations in 1912 as the Famous Players Film Company, and was founded by Adolph Zukor (1873-1976). Adolph Zukor was born in in Austria-Hungary and came to New York when he was 15 years old. He started in the fur business in Chicago where he entered the new film entertainment business by buying a nickelodeon in 1903. Two years later, Zukor had a business partner named Marcus Loew. Shortly thereafter, Zukor became the treasurer for Loew's growing chain of movie theaters.

With profits from a film distribution deal, Zukor branched out on his own to found the Famous Players studio. It was Zukor who then hired Famous Players' key to success, a young actress named Mary Pickford. She was soon known as "America's Sweetheart." In 1916 Famous Players merged with Jesse L. Lasky's Feature Play Company to form Famous Players-Lasky Corporation. (Lasky's partners were Samuel Goldfish [later Goldwyn] and Cecil B. DeMille.) After several more name changes, mergers, management shuffles, and a bankruptcy, the newly reorganized Paramount Pictures, Inc. emerged in 1935. In the 1930s and '40s, Paramount was known for its big stars: Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Ray Milland, Marlene Dietrich, Maurice Chevalier, and the Marx brothers.
[from scripophily.net]

Zukor was portrayed by Leonardo Cimino in a TV movie about the tragic life of Frances Farmer called "Will There Really Be A Morning"? . I have no pictures from that movie to show you Cimino as Zukor, but here's a side-by-side comparison of them both:
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Toby O'B

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

AS SEEN ON TV: JOAN D'ARC

According to legend, today marks the birth date in 1412 of St. Joan of Arc, who became the national heroine of France.

In 1999, Leelee Sobieski portrayed the soldier of God in a TV movie.....
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Toby O'B

2008 TOOBITS AWARDS - PART FOUR

Needed to take a day off due to personal crises as well as the launch of this year's inductees into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame.

But here we are. Another day, another batch of Toobits.

With the fourth segment of the 2008 Toobits Awards, we continue our tribute to some of the new personnel of Toobworld. As I mentioned yesterday, you may not think some of these were the greatest of performances, and I might even agree with you on a few. However, it's more important about what they can bring to the dynamic of Toobworld....

BEST NEW GUEST APPEARANCE
Male, Drama
Eddie the Vampire
'True Blood'

Stephen Root can do no wrong anyway, and Eddie was no exception. It was almost as if his character from "Office Space" had been embraced by the Kindred - it would have made him less pathetic, but not by much. There was just something that spoke to me in his "fanger", but not something I'd want to dwell on....

Male, Comedy
Harry Braunstein
'Z Rock'
The fact that Greg Giraldo was also a welcome presence in Lewis Black's 'The Root Of All Evil' helped seal the deal for Harry. But at the same time he was such a welcome yet verbally abusive addition to the Tele-Folks Directory.

Female, Drama
Jenny
'Doctor Who'
Ah, the lovely, aforementioned Georgia Moffett as "The Doctor's Daughter"! I'm sure we'll be seeing her again, especially since Steven Moffat requested that her character survive the episode. Blessed with the ability to regenerate without losing her original form, we could posit that certain guest star roles which she might play in the future could also be Jenny under an alias. (Although I'm not sure where she might find a time machine....)

Female, Dramedy
Penny
'Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog'
Sweet, lovely and so sad. Perhaps in some future incarnation of the Sing-Along Blog, Dr. Horrible might invent a time machine and go back to save her, even if it does mean screwing up the time-space continuum.

BEST HISTORICAL CHARACTER
The 'John Adams' cast
Although I wasn't too pleased at first with the casting of Giamatti as Adams, based mainly on him looking nothing like the Founding Father, he still pulled off the suspension of disbelief. Laura Linney as Abigail had it easier and is skilled enough to have succeeded no matter what.

But how could I just choose them over all the others in the cast, from Tom Wilkinson and Zeljko Ivanek (who almost got the nod for Best Villain) right down to the actors in minor roles like John O'Creagh. (Okay, I admit it - John's a friend of mine and this is my birthday gift to him today!)

They were all excellent and must be acknowledged as a whole.

BEST HISTORICAL CHARACTER REVISION
Nikola Tesla
'Sanctuary'

It was certainly an interesting take on the scientist: practically immortal, vampiric, and best of all because of his accomplishments, he had powers based on bio-electrical energy. And there was just this attitude that put me in mind of the legendary movie villain Waldo Lydecker of "Laura".

It's almost a shame that the show had to be banished to the Evil Mirror Dimension because of its takes on Jack the Ripper and Dr. Watson/Sherlock Holmes. Because this Tesla - who apparently will be in the season finale, based on the preview - could have made for an exciting crossover villain in shows like 'Supernatural' and 'Torchwood'.

BEST NEW CAST ENSEMBLE
Drama:
'True Blood'
Sure, the dialects were all over the map, but I could really accept that they all lived together in Bon Temps, Louisiana.

Mini-Series:
'Generation Kill'
They blended together so well, sometimes I had a hard time figuring out exactly whose storyline I was following.

Comedy [TIE]:
'Gavin & Stacey' & 'Supernova'

I bought into the whole dynamic of 'Gav and Stace', accepting that these people could all be related to each other; well-cast on that! As for 'Supernova', with each episode it was just so much fun to go back and hang out in the Outback with these Bruces and Sheilas.

Dramady:
'Leverage'
A little something for everyone on the team, and now with an interesting adversary in Jim Sherman, Nate's former rival as insurance investigators.

BEST NEW ANIMAL CHARACTER IN TOOBWORLD
Jean the cow
'Fringe'
She even has a great line delivery, punctuating certain conversations with a pitch-perfect "Moo"!

STUPIDEST CHARACTER TO STUMBLE THROUGH TOOBWORLD
Jason Stackhouse
'True Blood'
Nuff Said. And it looks like he's set himself on a road to salvation that will keep him stumbling along stupidly as well.

ANOTHER HONORABLE MENTION
Donna Noble
'Doctor Who'


Considering there's only one other regular in the cast anyway, I wasn't sure I should award this to Donna, along with her win for "Best Character Return". But considering how much resistance there was to her return to the TARDIS by the fan base (and I will admit, I was one of them), to not only completely win them over but to also have many declare her as the greatest Companion of all is a testament to the abilities of Catherine Tate as the actress and to RTD for shepherding the role through the various scripts.

Still more to come!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

Monday, January 5, 2009

SUGGESTION BOX: TIME-LONG COMPANIONS

As fans of 'Doctor Who' all know by now, 26 year old Matt Smith will be the Eleventh Doctor. He will be the youngest actor to assay the role.

As such, I think the Doctor should take on an older woman to be his Companion in the TARDIS, one who at the very least will give him some needed gravitas when trying to convince people in danger that they ARE in danger. (You know they're just going to ignore him even more than they did when the other Doctors tried to sound the alarm. But this time it's more than just the fanciful nonsense he'd be spouting; it'll be because he's just so damned young to have such authority!)

And so, here's my suggestion for his Companion:

Annette Crosbie!

Wouldn't you like to see her tsk-tsking him for language, or reminding him to buckle up should he ever find old Bessie and decide to take her for a spin during an adventure (even though a Rutan is about to attack them?) And he would constantly be reminding her that he is older than her; he's not a little boy!

BCnU!
Toby O'B

TVXOHOF, 01/2009-A: REEGE!

January is traditionally the Classic TV month for the Crossover Hall of Fame. And since he'll be appearing on 'Brothers & Sisters' next Sunday (from what I read), then I thought there'd be no other better for this honor than Regis Philbin.

"Brothers & Sisters"

- Sibling Rivalry (2009)

"How I Met Your Mother"
- The Best Burger in New York (2008)

"Ugly Betty"
- The Manhattan Project (2008)

"The Knights of Prosperity"
- Operation: Oswald Montecristo (2007)

"All My Children"
- Episode dated 14 September 2005 (2005)

"That Was Then"
- A Rock and a Head Case (????)

"Primetime Glick"
- Regis Philbin/Russell Crowe (2001)

"Spin City"
- The Bone Collectors (2000)
- How to Bury a Millionaire (1999)

- Radio Daze (1997)
(At least one of these appearances may be as the voice of Carter's dog....)

"The Famous Jett Jackson"
- New York (1999)

"Caroline in the City"
- Caroline and the Sandwich (1998)

"Style and Substance"
- A Recipe for Disaster (1998)

"Second Noah"
- Diving In (1997)

"Soul Man"
- Grabbed by an Angel (????)

Marry Me (1997) (TV-movie)

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
- I, Stank Hole in One (1996)

"Hope & Gloria" - Listen, Sister (1995)

"Women of the House"
- Dear Diary (1995)

"The Cosby Mysteries"
- Big Brother Is Watching (1995)

"The Larry Sanders Show"
- Like No Business I Know (1994)

"Seinfeld"
- The Opposite (1994)

"Kung Fu: The Legend Continues"
- May I Ride with You (1994)

"Mad About You"
- The Man Who Said Hello (1993)

"Number 96"
- Chick Hits It Big (1980)

At least one of those shows, 'Spin City', is set in an alternate universe. And this doesn't even take into account his many appearances in variety shows, sports programs, interview panels, etc......

And then there's his work in.......

THE TOONIVERSE
"Lilo & Stitch: The Series"
- Drowsy: Experiment #350 (2004)

"The Simpsons"
- Old Yeller-Belly (2003)

- Treehouse of Horror IX (1998)

"Family Guy"
- Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (2002)

With the "Treehouse of Horror IX", Regis Philbin joined an exclusive club with Jerry Seinfeld and Drew Carey - he got to interact with pen-and-ink characters who crossed over from the Tooniverse!

BCnU!
Toby O'B