Monday, March 7, 2011

THE REEL McCOY

So here's that picture again, which I posted on Friday.......
It's from an episode of 'N.Y.P.D.' called "Murder For Infinity". (That has a real Quinn Martin ring to it, don't you think?) The detectives are tossing a scuzzy room in a Seventh Street flop-house trying to find clues that will lead them to their suspect in a murder investigation.

Detective Johnny Corso brings in this guy, another "resident" by the name of "Marco" who is less than forthcoming with any information about the suspect - that is, until Mike Haines tells Corso to check him out. Fearful that the cops might search his pad, "Marco" describes the guy who was with the suspect.

"Marco" was played by Sam Waterston, and the reason I put his name in quotation marks is because I want to make the argument that he was actually Jack McCoy, the character Waterston played on 'Law & Order' for sixteen years. Jack McCoy grew up in Chicago, the son of an abusive, bigoted cop who would beat him and his mother for failing in his eyes. (The father would later die of cancer.) Since he would write an article for the New York University Law Review in 1972 (in defense of Catholic priests who protested the Vietnam war), two years after he began work as a prosecutor, it could be that he chose that publication because he himself was an alumnus of their school of law.

One reason why he may have gone to NYU's School of Law was to put distance between him and his father.

Since he started working as an ADA in 1970 (according to the 'L&O' episode "Second Opinion", which introduced him), McCoy would have been in law school by November of 1967, which is when the 'N.Y.P.D.' episode "Murder For Infinity" took place. (I'm not saying he went directly to work for the D.A.'s office upon graduating, but it does take three years to complete law school in the United States.)

And that flophouse down on 7th Street would be walking distance to the school. Maybe it was a dump, but Jack probably didn't have access to much money at the time. Even later in life, when he was making a very nice living as the Executive ADA for New York City, he was appreciative of a bargain. ("$362 a month for a 3 bedroom apartment? I'd kill for it.")

According to Wikipedia, Jack McCoy was never that deep into the counter-culture scene (although he did take part in protests against the Nixon Administration's involvement in Vietnam), so the whole "Marco" persona could have been just an act to bluff the cops into not probing too deeply into who he was. Being involved in a murder investigation wouldn't look good in the future on his resume if he did choose to become a prosecutor.

Since he wasn't really into that scene, I doubt young Jack McCoy was a drug user, not even the recreational stuff like marijuana. No, as often hinted at in 'Law & Order', alchohol was Jack's personal drug. So I don't think he panicked about the cops searching his pad and finding any narcotics. I think he had something else to hide in there - I'm thinking it was an underage girl. Whether she was still in high school or an NYU undergraduate freshman, she could also have been the girl who would later become the first of Jack's wives. (He was married twice.)

As for the name of "Marco".....

As everyone knows from the movie "National Lampoon's Animal House" (which counts as a reference for Toobworld since it spawned a TV spin-off, 'Delta House'), college students come up with odd nicknames for each other. Sometimes they're based on the student's name - like "Bluto" Blutarsky". Others have something to do with their looks or their personalities. (If you ever want to know why Larry Kroeger got the frat name "Pinto", you better read the original story. I'm trying to run a clean blog here! Or write to me privately.) And sometimes there's no real splainin to be found - just ask my friend Zoilo. (Actually, there is a story to that one, but it never made sense, even to a nonsensical guy like me, why he got saddled with it.)

Anyhoo.....

Perhaps Jack McCoy ended up being called "Marco" by his college friends as a corruption of his last name. He may have later been a fan of the punk scene and the band The Clash, but back in the sixties, who wasn't into the Beatles? Maybe as a tip of the hat to Paul McCartney, his friends first started calling him "Macca", but eventually it devolved into "Marco".

Several decades after the incident at the flophouse, there would be an investigation into a crane collapse at a construction site. The company that was in charge of that site was owned by Wayne Hardy, who probably looked very similar to Detective John Corso in his youth. But Jack McCoy never would have seen a resemblance when he saw Hardy interviewed on the news. After all, his encounter with Detective Corso probably lasted no more than twenty minutes and it happened more than forty years earlier. And in his later years, Hardy no longer looked like the younger Corso.....

So that's my argument for the character of Marco, in just one scene from 'N.Y.P.D.', being Jack McCoy, with the second-longest tenure on 'Law & Order'.

Maybe. I'm not married to the idea.

But just so's ya know, I'm not doing this to buttress the defense of Jack McCoy's inclusion into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame. He was rightfully inducted in December of 2006 based not only on his 368 episodes of 'Law & Order' but also his three episodes of 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit', two episodes of 'Law & Order: Trial By Jury', two episodes of 'Homicide: Life On The Street', and the TV movie "Exiled".

This is just gravy.

BCnU!



"Some of us were wondering how long it'd take
the real Jack McCoy to rear his shaggy, hippy, liberal head
."
ADA Josh Latham
'Law & Order'

TELEFFLUVIA: NOW WITH ULTRA-SHEEN!

I posted this to Alan Sepinwall's column about the "Net Work" episode of 'The Good Wife', which had a Zuckerberg vs. Sorkin court case where it was the Sorkin clone who came out as the bad guy......

This has been the second episode of a TV show that has created its own version of Zuckerberg. 'Lie To Me' had a Zuckerberg clone in a recent murder mystery episode. For a while there it seemed like everybody had their own versions of Nancy Grace and Blackwater Security. I wonder how many more Zuckerbergs we're likely to see in other shows, and if there have been any others already? It seems like he's a character that could provide more plot possibilities than just his own.....


And now I'll bet you we're going to see plenty of Charlie Sheen clones hit the airwaves, especially on "Ripped From The Headlines" shows like those in the 'Law & Order' franchise (what's left of them......)
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Is there anybody out there in my readership who has the first season of 'I Dream Of Jeannie' on an officially released DVD set? There was an episode called "This Is Murder", which had a Princess Tarji visting Cocoa Beach on a state visit. I'd like to know what the captioning says is the name of her home country. It sounded like Paquait (or was it Parquait), but I'd like to be sure. If you can get back to me, I'd appreciate it...

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One thing I enjoy about treating all of TV as one big fantasy world is finding new names of characters that feel like they stepped out of a fantasy trilogy. My latest find - Hobey Jabko, a soldier played by Howard Duff in an episode of 'Combat!'.....
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This occurred to me at work one night - in "A Christmas Carol", the latest 'Doctor Who' Christmas special, if the Doctor went back in Time and altered the life of Kazran Sardick, then why didn't that trigger an attack by the Reapers from "Father's Day"?

From Wikipedia:
Although never named in the programme, the creatures were called the Reapers in publicity material. They bear a strong resemblance to the Chronovores (first featured in "The Time Monster") as portrayed in Paul Cornell's Doctor Who New Adventures novel "No Future", the Vortisaurs in the Eighth Doctor's first series of audio adventures for Big Finish Productions, and the Hunters in the New Adventures novel "The Pit" by Neil Penswick.
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It's always fun to find TV characters with the same names as friends and family members. The latest one is an "Amy Booth" from an episode of 'Burke's Law'. Amy was the first "Iddiot" from the Idiot's Delight Digest group to visit the Lake.

I've got a name doppelganger in Toobworld as well. There was an L.A. cop named Toby O'Brien in an episode of 'Police Story' from the early 1970's.
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As my DVR capacity reached 50% capacity, I noticed that I had two episodes of 'Harry's Law' on deck, but no real compulsion to watch them. I enjoyed the show, but it really wasn't must-see TV for me. I'm a big fan of David E. Kelley, but this just doesn't have the spark to keep me coming back to that law firm/shoe store in Cincinnatti.

For me, the DEK high point was 'Picket Fences', with his 'Boston Legal' and his work on 'L.A. Law' following close behind.

I wish 'Harry's Law' all the best, especially for Kathy Bates, and if I read of something truly off-the-wall happening in an upcoming episode - or a really special guest star - I'll pop in again.

And if you're still watching the show, let me know if there's ever any mention of the radio station WKRP.....
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I could have been a "high priest Vatican assassin warlock" like Charlie Sheen, but I didn't keep up on my union dues. And I only have tiger moth's blood.....

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Here's my prediction: The 'Two And A Half Men' backstage craziness will be the next behind the scenes TV movie in the style of those made about 'Dynasty', 'Three's Company', 'Gilligan's Island', and 'Mork & Mindy'.
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If any TV show should have a movie made about its production, it should be 'Doctor Who'.
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If Charlie Sheen is looking for a new role to play, how about Itchy in a remake of "Dick Tracy"?

~ BCnU!

AS SEEN ON TV: ERNEST HEMINGWAY

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

AS SEEN IN:
'Any Human Heart'

AS PLAYED BY:
Julien Ovenden

From Wikipedia:
Ernest Miller Hemingway (July 21, 1899 – July 2, 1961) was an American author and journalist. His distinctive writing style, characterized by economy and understatement, influenced 20th-century fiction, as did his life of adventure and public image. He produced most of his work between the mid-1920s and the mid-1950s. He won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1954. Hemingway's fiction was successful because the characters he presented exhibited authenticity that resonated with his audience. Many of his works are classics of American literature. He published seven novels, six short story collections, and two non-fiction works during his lifetime; a further three novels, four collections of short stories, and three non-fiction works were published posthumously.

In 1937 Hemingway agreed to report on the Spanish Civil War for the North American Newspaper Alliance (NANA). In March he arrived in Spain with Dutch filmmaker Joris Ivens. Ivens, who was filming The Spanish Earth, needed Hemingway as a screenwriter to replace John Dos Passos, who left the project when his friend José Robles was arrested and later executed. The incident changed Dos Passos' opinion of the leftist republicans, which created a rift between him and Hemingway, who spread a rumor that Dos Passos was a coward for leaving Spain.

Journalist and writer Martha Gellhorn, whom Hemingway had met in Key West the previous Christmas (1936), joined him in Spain. Like Hadley, Martha was a native of St. Louis, and like Pauline, she had worked for Vogue in Paris. Of Martha, Kert explains, "she never catered to him the way other women did." Late in 1937, while in Madrid with Martha, Hemingway wrote his only play, The Fifth Column, as the city was being bombarded. He returned to Key West for a few months, then back to Spain twice in 1938. He was present at the Battle of the Ebro, the last republican stand, and was among fellow British and American journalists who were some of the last to leave the battle as they crossed the river.

BCnU!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

CRYER ENGAGEMENT

FREEMAN IN PARODY

It's at times like this, I have to wonder: what does Morgan Freeman think about all of these "Sheenanigans"?




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CHARLIE SHEEN GETS MASHED



Gotta thank ol' Charlie, that high priest Vatican assassin warlock with the body of Adonis infused with tiger's blood in his DNA, for bringing a new word to the Toobworld vocabulary:

"Sheenanigans"

BCnU!

SNACK TIME WITH THE MUPPETS

And now a word from somebody's sponsor.......




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THE FIVE DOCTORS? OR THE FIVE STOOGES?

It wouldn't be a proper Video Weekend here at Inner Toob without some 'Who'!

I tripped over this fan-made revision to the special anniversary offering of "The Five Doctors" while hoping to find a picture of the Brigadier with the "First" Doctor, and thought it deserved to be in any one of several TV dimensions - that of Skitlandia, the World of Zonks, or the Doofus Toobworld......


PART ONE



PART TWO



BCnU!

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY WARS

Here's a little something "church"-related to kick off this Video Sunday!




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AS SEEN ON TV: CHARLIE SHEEN

I'd be remiss if I didn't jump on the band-wagon - um, make that "crazy train" - with this for the daily ASOTV.....

CHARLIE SHEEN

AS SEEN ON:
'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon'

AS PLAYED BY:
Jimmy Fallon






BCnU!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

FOX LIES!

FOX News really wants to make the participants in the Wisconsin protest rallies look bad, and like violent thugs (probably to protect their own interests and those in Big Business and the political far right.) They want the protesters to look so bad that they're doctoring video footage of the events, by slipping in scenes from other protests in other states.

Check out the trees in the background near the end of this "news" report:




Yeah, right. Palm trees in Wisconsin......

But at least the protesters are wise to the ploys being used by FOX and are calling them out on it:





It doesn't matter if he's working for FOX News or FOX Business News. It's still FOX.

If Roger Ailes has an Indian tribal name, it should be "Lying Fox".

BCnU!

SPACED OUT ON X-BOX

Whoever made this blipvert must be a manic fan of 'Spaced'.....




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THUMB KIND OF WONDERFUL

This makes for a great Toobworld concept!





More than a hundred and fifty years before Dave Lister will sneak a cat named Frankenstein on board the 'Red Dwarf' (leading to future generations of sentient felines), it looks like the cats of Toobworld are already starting to evolve. This was an overt example, and I'll bet that guy called in 'MI-5' to eradicate the problem for the sake of Mankind, but who's to say it's not happening elsewhere in TV Land and the kitties are keeping it a secret?

Don't think it could happen, not even in Toobworld? Pal o' mine, it's already happening in the Trueniverse!



BCnU!

THE HAT SQUAD: JANE RUSSELL

I went looking for a copy of those old Playtex Cross Your Heart Bra commercials in order to celebrate the memory of Jane Russell in Toobworld, but I think this League of Themselves appearance is more fitting.....




Ms. Russell contributed a few characters to the Toobworld registry, in shows like 'Hunter' and 'Death Valley Days', plus others in Skitlandia thanks to her work with Red Skelton. But her best known TV character would have been Rose Hollister (seen at the top) in the modern Western/prime-time soap 'The Yellow Rose'. The Yellow Rose Ranch was named after her by her brother Jeb Hollister......

As Red Skelton probably said on the episodes in which you appeared, "Good night and may God bless."

BCnU....

AS SEEN ON TV: "GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES"

In memory of Jane Russell, who passed away earlier this week at the age of 89.....
MARILYN MONROE & JANE RUSSELL

AS SEEN IN:
'French & Saunders'

AS PLAYED BY:
Marilyn Monroe - Jennifer Saunders
Jane Russell - Dawn French



1952 - Marilyn Monroe was given the much-desired role of Lorelei Lee in the movie "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" in 1952, costarring Jane Russell. "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" may be the origin of the 'dumb blonde' stereotype; certainly the main character and narrator, Lorelei Lee, is the archetypal .

1953 - Monroe and Jane Russell revealed plenty of neck and throat in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes", from the book by Anita Loos, made in 1953.

Apr 8, 1953 - Three page contract dated April 8, 1953, between MGM and actress Jane Russell approving the release of the soundtrack to "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes", signed by her on the last page in blue ink.

May 1953 - LIFE magazine featured Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell, "Just two little girls from Little Rock", as part of the publicity for their movie "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes".

Jun 26, 1953 - At Grauman's Chinese Theatre, Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell captured their prints in cement for posterity to celebrate their success in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes".

Jul 18, 1953 - "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" is a romance comedy drama written by Charles Lederer and directed by Howard Hawks. It was released on July 18, 1953. The movie stars Marilyn Monroe as showgirl Lorelei Lee and Jane Russell as her best friend Dorothy Shaw. They go to Paris, where Lorelei intends to get married to millionaire Gus Edmond. Dorothy ends up falling in love with Private Detective Malone.

And here's the actual scene from the movie:




Once again, a big thanks to J.r. Klink for bringing this to my attention....
BCnU!

Friday, March 4, 2011

TVXOHOF, 03/2011: JOAN OF SNARK


JOAN RIVERS

We probably all have fictional versions of ourselves in Toobworld - I myself can count 'The Ranger Andy Show', 'The Hap Richards Show', and 'The Late Show with David Letterman' as the credentials for my televersion (which is why I shamelessly inducted myself into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame for my big milestone birthday in 2005.) But somehow (as if we didn't know why), it's only the televersions of celebrities who seem to get any notice.

Unlike many other TV crossover sites, the Toobworld Dynamic accepts televersions as legitimate crossover characters. And as such, they are just as worthy to be accepted into the TV Crossover Hall of Fame.

March seems like as good a time as any to celebrate the televersion as a theme for the Hall of Fame, so we've found the perfect candidate this month: Joan Rivers!


The comedienne, actress, talk show host, fashion commentator, the acid (tongued) queen known as Joan of Snark, has not only established her presence in Toobworld, but she's also related to a fictional character over there in the TV Universe (as seen in 'Z Rock').

Here's the rundown of her "priors":

2004-2010 'Nip/Tuck'

2008-2009 'Z Rock'

2008 'Shrink Rap'

2006 'Boston Legal' 2004 'ALF's Hit Talk Show'


2004 'I'm with Her'

2002 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'

1990 '227'

1987 'The Dame Edna Experience'

(Actually, that's a picture from Joan's talk show from the mid-1980's. Dame Edna made her first American TV appearance on that show.)

And she even has a counterpart in the TV dimension code-named Earth Prime-Time/MOTW - the world of the American Presidents in TV Movies of the Week:

2004 "First Daughter"

So Joan Rivers is more than worthy to be the latest member of the TV Crossover Hall of Fame!


Joan Rivers with a fellow member of the TVXOHOF:
Lucille Ball squeezes one off....


With so many "legitimate" qualifications for entry, I have no problem adding her talk show, the Comedy Central roast of her, her tenure in 'Celebrity Apprentice', and even her latest appearance - at this year's Super Bowl.....





BCnU!

FACE TIME

Just as a tease for a story coming up next week.....
Do you recognize the actor with Frank Converse in this picture?

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HAPPY PUN DAY!

I'm setting this up on September 30th, 2010. By the time it's published, I wonder if anybody will even remember the show. I'm pretty sure it'll be cancelled.....

AS SEEN ON TV: CHARLES I

CHARLES I

AS SEEN IN:
'Charles II: The Power And The Passion'

AS PLAYED BY:
Martin Turner

From Wikipedia:
Charles I (19 November 1600 – 30 January 1649) was the second son of James VI of Scots and I of England. He was King of England, King of Scotland, and King of Ireland from 27 March 1625 until his execution in 1649. Charles engaged in a struggle for power with the Parliament of England, attempting to obtain royal revenue whilst Parliament sought to curb his Royal prerogative which Charles believed was divinely ordained. Many of his English subjects opposed his actions, in particular his interference in the English and Scottish Churches and the levying of taxes without parliamentary consent which grew to be seen as those of a tyrannical absolute monarch.

Religious conflicts permeated Charles's reign. His failure to successfully aid Protestant forces during the Thirty Years' War, coupled with such actions as marrying a Catholic princess, generated deep mistrust concerning the king's dogma. Charles further allied himself with controversial religious figures, such as the ecclesiastic Richard Montagu, and William Laud, whom Charles appointed Archbishop of Canterbury. Many of Charles' subjects felt this brought the Church of England too close to the Catholic Church. Charles' later attempts to force religious reforms upon Scotland led to the Bishops' Wars, strengthened the position of the English and Scottish Parliaments and helped precipitate the king's downfall.

Charles' last years were marked by the English Civil War, in which he fought the forces of the English and Scottish Parliaments, which challenged the king's attempts to overrule and negate Parliamentary authority, whilst simultaneously using his position as head of the English Church to pursue religious policies which generated the antipathy of reformed groups such as the Puritans.

Charles was defeated in the First Civil War (1642–45), after which Parliament expected him to accept its demands for a constitutional monarchy. He instead remained defiant by attempting to forge an alliance with Scotland and escaping to the Isle of Wight. This provoked the Second Civil War (1648–49) and a second defeat for Charles, who was subsequently captured, tried, convicted, and executed for high treason.


Off with his head!

The monarchy was then abolished and a republic called the Commonwealth of England, also referred to as the Cromwellian Interregnum, was declared.

Charles' son, Charles II, though he became king at the death of his father, did not take up the reins of government until the restoration of the monarchy 1660. In that same year, Charles I was canonised as Saint Charles Stuart and King Charles the Martyr by the Church of England and is venerated throughout the Anglican Communion.

For more:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_I_of_England

A Toobworld side-note: Martin Turner would later play Prince Charles, the current Prince of Wales. As his portrayal of Charles is in some other TV dimension, I'm not sure if a case could be made for reincarnation......

BCnU!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

TIME FOR A DOUBLE SHOT

Instant replays are incorporated into the TV Universe as temporal seismic activity. And these "time burps" don't just happen during televised football games.

In that same 'Columbo' episode I just wrote about, "Lady In Waiting", a temporal glitch occurred during the police investigation of the crime.

Take a look at about 19 minutes and 50 seconds into the running time - we see two of the detectives approach the door in the background and one pats the other on the shoulder.


Once Columbo is left alone with the characters played by Leslie Nielsen and Susan Clark, nearly 25 minutes into the show, we see the same scene occur as the other cops leave. But this time it's at a slightly different angle, zoomed in closer a bit.

This might have been due to a temporal glitch caused by a malfunctioning time machine in the vicinity.

And that doesn't mean it would have to be the Doctor. Come on! I'm not THAT O'Bsessed with 'Doctor Who'!

It could have been a TARDIS which belonged to the Rani or to the Master.....

BCnU!

GLEANED GARRY

I suppose I should be grateful to my brother Bill for coming down with the flu and being bed-ridden for a couple of days; otherwise I might never have discovered this "Game of the Name" missing link between two classic shows from the 1970's - 'Columbo' and 'Quincy, M.E.'.

Both of these series, starring Peter Falk and Jack Klugman respectively, would seem perfect for a crossover: a police detective and a medical examiner from Los Angeles who were both known only by their last names, work together to solve a murder. And since they overlapped on the NBC schedule back then, and were produced under the Universal aegis, I'm surprised no one ever broached the pozz'bility.

(If they did, I'm unaware of it. And from what I've read, Klugman was considered to appear on 'Columbo' - but as a murderer. Apparently the role of Riley Greenleaf in "Publish Or Perish" was written for him in mind, but it was yet another opportunity given to Jack Cassidy instead. However, as Mark Dawidziak noted in his excellent book about the 'Columbo' TV show, Klugman falls into a category of actor that would just be the wrong type on 'Columbo'. An appearance by Quincy would have been a better fit.

So Bill was laid up with the flu and decided to watch a run of old' 'Columbo' episodes (I think from the beginning.) We were e-mailing back and forth when he mentioned that he was currently watching "Lady In Waiting" with Susan Clark, Jesse Royce Landis, Richard Anderson, and Leslie Nielsen.

The reason I owe the following missing link to Bill's flu is because I've only seen this episode twice - its first run and the first repeat So I haven't seen it since 1972 and I've forgotten a lot of it. But I do remember that I'm not a fan of it, finding it particularly weak (although not as void of logic as "Make Me A Perfect Murder" starring Trish Van Devere.) And Susan Clark was not very compelling as the guest lead.

So after Bill mentioned a few of the other people in the cast - specifically Marcia Wallace and Fred Draper (yet again!) - I looked it up in the IMDb and learned that Garry Walberg was listed in the credits as "First Detective".

In Toobworld, Garry Walberg is best known for two roles, each representing a side of the traditional theater mask - comedy and drama. In sitcoms, he was Speed on 'The Odd Couple' and for drama, he appeared in 'Quincy, M.E.' as Lt. Frank Monahan of the Los Angeles Police Department. (And, by the way, both series starred Jack Klugman.)

So you can see where I'm going with this - if Garry Walberg showed up as an unnamed L.A. detective in an episode of 'Columbo', why can't we make the assumption that he's appearing as Frank Monahan? As "First Detective" in the 'Columbo' episode, Monahan was most likely not yet a lieutenant, which is why it wasn't a co-investigation between equals. But I think that even though it was Columbo who did most of the heavy lifting mentally, the successful solution to the crime left everybody involved in the case smelling like a rose afterward. Frank Monahan would have received the promotion to lieutenant soon after that. Are there any other TV series or TV movies in which we might find a Garry Walberg role that could be considered Frank Monahan? Well, he was a detective in the pilot episode of 'The Immortal' and a sergeant in the TV movie/pilot "Man On A String". I can't speak for certainty regarding 'The Immortal' pilot, but "Man On A String" did take place in Los Angeles. And in an episode of 'Mannix' ("Little Girl Lost"), he played a bartender - maybe Monahan was moonlighting to make some extra quatloos. I'll look into those as best I can (To the Cloud - er, To the Paley Center!), but in the meantime I think we finally have a decent connection between 'Columbo' and 'Quincy, M.E.'

Oh, and Bill? Thanks for getting sick, my brother!

BCnU!

AS SEEN ON TV: ERIC KRIPKE

ERIC KRIPKE

AS SEEN IN:
'Supernatural'

AS PLAYED BY:
Micah A. Hauptman

From Wikipedia:
Eric Kripke (born April 24, 1974 in Toledo, Ohio) is an American television writer, director, and producer. He is best known for creating the television series 'Supernatural'.

In 2005, Kripke created the series 'Supernatural' and currently serves as a hands-on executive producer on the series after serving as the show's primary showrunner for the first five seasons of which he was noted for creating a uniquely detailed five-year plan. 'Supernatural' first aired on The WB. It now airs on The CW, which was created by The WB's 2006 merger with UPN.







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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

"MODERN FAMILY" & THE OSCARS: A NEW CROSSOVER!

'Modern Family' showed up in an ABC commercial to promote the Academy Awards for this year. And it was produced to look like a scene from the series itself.






As far as Toobworld Central is concerned, this blipvert promo actually was the show, and as such it's a leading Toobits Award contender for 2011.

BCnU!

DOING "THE FRENCH MISTAKE"



Sam Winchester as Jared Padalecki:
"For whatever reason, our lives are a TV show."

Dean Winchester as Jensen Ackles:
Why would anybody want to watch our lives?”

Sam Winchester as Jared Padalecki:
Well according to the interviewer, not very many people do.”
'SUPERNATURAL'
Actually, they were Jared Padalecki as Sam Winchester as Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester as Jensen Ackles......

What a mind-bleep that Sweeps-ending episode of 'Supernatural' was for an old televisiologist like myself! If you didn't see it, "The French Mistake" had angel Balthazar toss Sam and Dean into a parallel TV dimension in order to "protect" them from the wrath of Raphael.

And that parallel dimension into which they landed? It was a world in which they were recognized not as Sam and Dean Winchester, but as Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles who play Sam and Dean Winchester on a TV show called 'Supernatural'. Genevieve Cortese Padalecki played herself as Jared's wife, but Dean as Jared only recognized her as the dead demon Ruby. When they saw Castiel the angel, they thought they were saved. But it turned out that this guy was Mischa Collins, the actor who played Castiel in the TV version - just like the guy back in the Trueniverse (our world).
But it wasn't our world, because in this TV dimension several of the counterparts to real-life figures were killed off.
Other people from the production side of 'Supernatural' showed up in the episode - Robert Singer, Eric Kripke, Jim Michaels, and Kevin Parks - but they were played by actors. (And apparently that really was the voice of producer Sera Gamble heard over the intercom, 'Charlie's Angels'-style.) You can expect to see Singer and Kripke at least in the "As Seen On TV" gallery. (I was hoping Eric Kripke would speak with an Elmer Fuddesque speech impediment, like "Bawwy Kwipke" on 'The Big Bang Theory'. "Ewic Kwipke" - heh heh.....)

It was easy enough to figure out which TV dimension they landed in. It was the home of 'Hi Honey, I'm Home' and all of those TV movies that dished the behind-the-scenes gossip on TV shows like 'Three's Company', 'Dynasty', and over in the UK, 'Steptoe And Son'.

February Sweeps don't make nearly as much of a splash as they once did, but I can't complain when this one did have some doozies like the 'Hot In Cleveland'/'All My Children' crossover, this episode of 'Supernatural', and best of all, the death of Justin Bieber on 'CSI'.
One final note on this 'Supernatural' episode.... The title "The French Mistake" came from "Blazing Saddles" - It was the song and dance number being rehearsed for the Buddy Bizarre movie musical when the cast of the Mel Brooks musical came crashing through from their own soundstage.

(Unfortunately, "BitchKitty" has disabled the ability to embed the video, but you can see it
here.)

A brilliant reference and an early contender for the 2011 Toobits Awards, Best Episode Title!





BCnU!

AS SEEN ON TV: ROBERT SINGER

ROBERT SINGER

AS SEEN IN:
'Supernatural'

AS PLAYED BY:
Brian Doyle-Murray

From the 'Supernatural' Wiki:
Mr. Singer has many credits to his name, here are a few: "Dracula" (1973/1) (T.V.), "Independence Day", "Cujo", 'V' t.v. series, 'Timecop' and 'Supernatural'. For a more complete list of credits you can visit www.imdb.com (Internet Movie Database).
Occupation: Producer, Director, Writer, Actor, Miscellaneous Crew, Production Manager
Yes, the show's Bobby Singer is named after him.

Sam Winchester:
Wait, you’re kidding.
So the character in the show, Bobby Singer…”
Dean Winchester:
What kind of a douchebag names a character after himself?”
Sam Winchester:
Oh, that’s not right.”



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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

MALICK IN WONDERLAND

In order to deflate a lot of Zonks, Toobworld Central had to concede that a lot of TV shows that we watch in the Trueniverse are also TV shows in Toobworld. Most of the time they are adaptations or re-enactments of the "real life" events depicted in the actual TV shows. 'The Brady Bunch', 'Gilligan's Island', 'Happy Days', and even 'Star Trek' are examples of this.

Some TV shows have their titles invoked in other TV series, but those shows have such generic titles they could be about anything (so long as no other details are revealed. 'Cold Case', 'Law & Order', 'General Hospital', 'CSI' - these are good examples of that. (Although it seems like they can't just mention 'CSI: Miami' without throwing in mentions - and even parodies! - of David Caruso.)

We've even seen clips from these TV shows within TV shows, the classic being a scene from the televersion of 'Murphy Brown'. As seen on 'Seinfeld', that also starred Candice Bergen as the reporter, just like in the real world, with Cosmo Kramer as her latest secretary.

Most recently, I wrote about the excerpt from
'Burke's Law' starring Gene Barry as seen in an episode of 'Burke's Law' starring Gene Barry!

Those and others like them were all quick clips, mostly serving as punchlines. But now, this may be the second biggest example ever, one that ran for several scenes throughout an hour-long soap opera. This is about the crossover between the sitcom 'Hot In Cleveland' and 'All My Children'.....

It's been a running gag on 'Hot In Cleveland' that fading soap opera queen Victoria Chase is bitter rivals with Susan Lucci of 'All My Children'. 'AMC' and its plots have been mentioned in other TV shows in the past, so we can't dismiss it as a generic TV show title, like it was a reality TV series or something. Toobworld Central had to accept that the televersion of 'All My Children' was a dramatization of the "real-life" events in Pine Valley. (When the show stars a soap opera diva who went for so long without Emmy award recognition, it was bound to be a magnet for pop culture references. Hey, had she won early and often for playing Erica Kane, Lucci might never have been asked to host 'Saturday Night Live'!)

Two episodes of 'Hot In Cleveland' were focused on the behind-the-scenes activities at a taping of "All My Children' with appearances by Darnell Williams, Michael E. Knight (more on him in a later post), and of course, Susan Lucci. Lucci played up her role beautifully, not afraid to show that she was different (maybe) from her true persona - as Victoria called her, "a conniving tea-cup poodle". I always enjoy seeing celebrities not afraid to portray themselves in a bad light on TV. Kevin Bacon on an episode last year of 'Bored To Death' comes to mind, but the all-time best was the late great Lloyd Bridges on 'Ned & Stacy", where he played himself as a kleptomaniac neo-Nazi cross-dresser!

Victoria Chase had gone back to Los Angeles to film a guest appearance on 'All My Children', and we got to see the blocking of that scene and its catastrophic consequences. When all was said and done, however, that hospital bed scene was scrapped and we learned that a new scene was written for her. That's proof right there that even though the Toobworld 'All My Children' was based on the "real life" events depicted in the actual show, sometimes characters and scenes are created with no basis in "fact".

And then, with the sitcom's two-parter over, the next day had the crossover's finale on the soap opera itself.....

Do you remember how I've stated in the past that
the credits have no bearing on what we actually see in the TV Universe?

This is the exception: With that opening credit letting us know that Victoria Chase was the special guest star, the show was also announcing that we weren't watching the Trueniverse 'All My Children'. The following hour was probably a one-time only broadcast of a fictional episode from within the TV Universe.

And since several citizens of the Pine Valley population were depicted in other scenes, O'Bviously this show within a show went to great lengths to find actors who looked exactly like the people they were playing....... (Leave me my delusions, please.)

This wasn't the first time in Toobworld history in which the actual show was abandoned for the show within a show. The best example is that of the interregnum between Clayton Moore's appearances as 'The Lone Ranger'. Those episodes which starred John Hart are actually the Toobworld episodes of the show which everybody refers to when the the classic Western is mentioned in other shows, like 'Happy Days' and 'The Fall Guy'. (John Hart appeared as himself in episodes from both shows.) John Hart was the TV Lone Ranger; the real Lone Ranger looked like the actor Clayton Moore. (Hart must have made such an impression as the televersion of the Lone Ranger that hundreds of years in the future, a Time Agent would be named after him - Jon Hart, as seen in 'Torchwood'.)

So Wendie Malick played Victoria Chase playing Gertie Stein, who was supposed to work for Erica Kane as a maid and then served her as a bartender in the bar owned by Erica's daugher. And in both cases, Erica got her fired. This was probably due to Susan Lucci's influence over the writers, giving her this on-air opportunity to humiliate Victoria (knowing that many in the audience would confuse the actress with the character and thus Victoria came off as a loser.) Lucci was probably also responsible for Victoria being saddled with a name like Gertie Stein. She probably wanted to equate Victoria in the minds of viewers with the unattractive looks of the famous writer Gertrude Stein. By Friday, everything was back to normal for the Trueniverse audience. The last episode of that week's 'All My Children' strip was the one that showed the "real" people of Pine Valley. If you wanted to see any more of the fictional version of the show, you'll probably have to keep watching shows like 'Hot In Cleveland' which might refer back to it. (But then, at best you may get just audio from the show.)

So thanks just to that one little screen credit for Victoria Chase, this was an actual crossover and not just actresses appearing on each other's show. And more than likely it was audacious enough to best any other candidates to be the Crossover of the Year at the 2011 Toobits Awards (to be held in January.)

Thanks to my friends Mark & Michael for making sure I saw that episode of 'All My Children'.....

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AS SEEN ON TV: THE DUKE & DUCHESS OF WINDSOR

In honor of "The King's Speech", which won several top awards at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards presentation Sunday night (Best Picture, Actor, Director, Screenplay), today's "Two For Tuesday" version of the ASOTV showcase features two of the historical figures who appeared in the movie. (This is not their first time in the spotlight "As Seen On TV", but it is the first time for this interpretation.....)

THE DUKE & DUCHESS OF WINDSOR

AS SEEN IN:
'Any Human Heart'

AS PLAYED BY:

THE DUKE OF WINDSOR
Tom Hollander
THE DUCHESS OF WINDSOR
Gillian Anderson

Compiled from both their entries at Wikipedia:
The King's desire to marry a woman with two living ex-husbands caused a constitutional crisis in the United Kingdom and the Dominions, which ultimately led to the King's abdication in December 1936 to marry "the woman I love".

Edward knew that the government led by British Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin would resign if the marriage went ahead, which could have dragged the King into a general election and ruined irreparably his status as a politically neutral constitutional monarch. Rather than give up Mrs. Simpson, Edward chose to abdicate. He was succeeded by his younger brother Albert, who chose the regnal name George VI. With a reign of 325 days, Edward was one of the shortest-reigning monarchs in British and Commonwealth history. He was never crowned.

After the abdication, the former king was created Duke of Windsor by his brother George VI. Edward married Wallis six months later, after which she was formally known as the Duchess of Windsor, without the style "Her Royal Highness".

Before, during and after World War II, the Duke and Duchess of Windsor were suspected by many in government and society of being Nazi sympathisers.

After his abdication, he was created Duke of Windsor. He married Wallis Simpson in France on 3 June 1937, after her second divorce became final. Later that year, the couple toured Nazi Germany. During the Second World War, he was at first stationed with the British Military Mission to France but, after private accusations that he held pro-Nazi sympathies, moved to the Bahamas as Governor. After the war, he was never given another official appointment and spent the remainder of his life in retirement in France.

In the 1950s and 1960s, she and the Duke shuttled between Europe and the United States, living a life of leisure as society celebrities.

After the Duke's death in 1972, the Duchess lived in seclusion and was rarely seen in public. Her private life has been a source of much speculation, and she remains a controversial figure in British history.
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